How do you like your coffee and your women?

Don't like coffee

>>730105841
QUIET

>>730105841
In a sealed insulated container

Asian

>>730105841
Cheap and salty

>>730105841
Ground up and in the freezer

Ground

>>730105841
Cream and sugar nigger. I like white women, brunettes specifically. No wops, dagos, or guineas. They are too crazy.

>>730105841
Not alive

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with my dick in it

>>730105841
black.

Big tits

Whites only

White and liquored

Based on the picture, from the 80's. I miss polystyrene cups.

Colombian

>>730105841
I like my coffee in liquid form, in a mug, and i don't have any women so the second question pretty much doesn't apply in the first place

>>730105841
Blonde and sweet!

Don't drink coffee
Petite and white

>>730105841
Cold

>>730105841
empty on the inside and worthless when I get done with them

>>730105841
Hot, dark, and strong

Tossed in a bag, tied up and thrown over the back of a donkey by a guy named Juan Valdez.

>>730106140
Mixed

A decade old

>>730105841
cool black and bitter

Black

and

non-black

>>730106140
Virgin detected, black coffee is fucking awesome, so are Spanish chicks

On ice

>>730105841
Short
White, slightly tan
Very sweet

All over my lap

>>730105841
With a feminine penis.

>>730105841
Without a penis

Super rich and creamy white.

>>730106068
This guy knows.

Lukewarm

On ice

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>>730106385
>>730106282
My sides

>>730105841
coffee - black
women - anything but black

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>>730106030
yum!

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I like my coffee black and I just hooked up with my first black chick tonight so the circle is complete guys I'm so excited

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dark and black as a moonless night

>>730106068
Beat me to it

>>730105841
Warm, creamy and up my ass

Murky and full of whiskey.

>>730105841
>white and sweet
>black and strong

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>>730106730
This is now a twin peaks thread

Underaged

Cold and mouldy, it makes my penis hard

Gagged with duct tape

>>730106920
>you will never have a good jelly doughnut

On the floor

>>730107015
Yeah.....but how do you like your women?

>>730106068
Thanks tshirt hell

Big tits.

Prepared for me by my mum

>>730107281
Dead for 2 years

>>730106730
Q: Was Chandler known for his love of coffee?

A: Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

>>730105841
White, hot, with large milk containers

>>730105841
Dark roast with a bit of cream

My coffee needs big tits and shaved.my women black two sugars

hot enough to scald my crotch

White as can be and sweet as possible

Black, bitter, and cold.

large and black

A like white girls but some nigs are hot tbh

I like my coffee black and women white

>>730105841
I like my women how I like my Russian nuclear power plants, extremely hot and unstable.

>>730105841
Little bit of coffee with my cream and sugar in the morning.

If chicks are coffee, what are guys?

>>730105841
cold and past the sell by date

hot and cold

Wet in my lap.

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>>730110478
Kek

>>730106099
Classic

>>730105841
Without a penis

>>730105841
black coffee. i like all women

>>730105841
with no selfesteem low morals and a well broken in vagina

>>730105841
In a mug

pale as the Queen's arse

Black and I like all good looking women.

Cold, pale, and weak.

>>730105841
hot white and sweet, covered in whipped cream

Hot, strong and... with a spoon in them.

>>730113453
eddie izzard is dat u?

anally

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Ground up and in the freezer.

>>730105841
I like my women like I like my coffee "without an opinion "

coffee black
woman beautiful and intelligent

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Black with just a little cream.

Pic related.

>>730113618
thank God someone got it.

black with some sand and sea foam in the genitals

>>730115624
her lower half is disgusting

Never having had another mans penis in it.

>>730115511
I think I understand anon I to like my women like I like my coffee... black and without an opinion

>>730105979
/thread

the same way i like my whiskey aged 12 yrs and mixed up with coke

>>730105841
cheap with a strong odor

>>730117224
12yr old whiskey with coke? a true connoisseur

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