/nzg/ - New Zealand General: s u c c Edition

oi fuck you aussies im goin sleep

Why are IDs even gone?

dunedin here y live

>>730092484

Because islamic terrorism and next crusade.

Why do I feel like my IQ drops whenever I read the comments on the NZ subreddit

>hurrdurr I got an arts degree but I'll lecture others on economics and why socialism works

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>730093104
>reddit
Found your problem

Also what is the happs in Christchurch
Looking for tonight

>>730092484
because the craic will be bringing back jameson's apple ciders in 3 weeks son

>>730093452
that does sound good

sup /b/ what's cookin?
personally got a meat pie in the oven because nationalism

>>730093614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOycQlMsc_k

>>730093303

Was going to try sals pizza tonight. Maybe tomorrow instead. You know if its any good?

>>730093810
this is basically me but with The Exponents

>>730094096
Never heard of it. Granted I haven't been in Chch for 4 months now and am back visiting family. Maybe it's new? Though not much has changed around here

>>730094430

Ah yeah, I see what youre saying now. They are advertising for the new pizza place pretty hard in the radio, but it costs megabucks even if you compare it to hell pizza.

But yeah, theres no huge change in 4 months. Its just the same shit in the suburbs, and the centre gets better one road cone at a time

>>730094096
its the shit but the dough fucks up my gits if i eat enogh to be full
italian sausage or meatball are the way to go, pepperoni and veg are shit.

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Dunedin here, doing degen shit

>>730094952

Cheers bro

Someone come give me a cigarette. I'm in the hutt. I'll give you $2.

>>730095206
Meet you at maccas in 15 mins

>>730095500
Nah. I'm drunk. Can't drive. You come to me and I'll come in you.

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>>730095753

>>730095921
A+

>>730095921
$2 and a fresh load of semen sounds like a bad deal?

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Hello, boys!

What did everyone have for tea?

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>>730096229
Hey you fucking tasty trap it's the IDbro, what's up?

>>730096256
Chook n vege in a wrap with beer

>>730096256
Sausage roll and sushi.

>>730094964
The hell is degen and was that taken on signal hill? because I was there like 40 mins ago

>>730096256

Mousetraps

>>730096496
Fucking rat.

>>730096299
You hush your mouth.

>I love you too

>>730096351
>>730096377
>>730096496
Katie pie

Where my BOYS at?!

>>730096377

Saw a fella in sumner today, walking across the road barefoot, wearing a baseball cap, eating california rolls with his fingers.

I didnt stay around long enough to see if he was living the dream or just had zero class

>>730096299

I remember when everyone thought IDbro would return last year on Easter Sunday

>>730096723
Did they? When did this come about?

>>730096723
just how long has he been gone for?

>>730096666
checkd

>>730096828
Half an hour.

>>730096430
Degen means degenerate. And that's three mile

>>730096828
Late 2015.

/Cancer/

Q here. What up.

>>730096998

> three mile
> eight miles uncool little brother

>>730097117
Hi Q, I'm R

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>>730096299
post them.

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>>730097264
R A R E

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>>730097264
>>730097374

>>730097374
>>730097395
kek.

>>730097395
Awww he's shaking

>>730097117
>>730097223
Z here.

>>730097117
Fuck off

>>730094096
Is Sals the new one on Lichfield St by the Dux? If so ive heard it is OK but pretty expensive. Anyone remember big pizza? They were pre quake chain across the city. Fucking loved them.

>>730096256
Made a cheesy macaroni and garlic bread. Some grapefruit beer. Now I feel too full and can't eat the peanut slab I've been saving.

>>730096684
What's a California roll? Sounds like a metaphor.

>>730097703

Im one of these foreign, STD infected, coke snorting, rebuilder scum, so I dont know about pre quake big pizza.

But yeah, sals is the one on lichfield. I'll drop $5 for a slice tomorrow if it looks ok, but maybe I will pick up a half meatball/ half sausage for 30 if it looks worth it

>>730097374
>>730097395
Sauce on the girl in the gif?

>>730097953
ping wong wu

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>>730092206
Dunedin here. Feeling really depressed tonight

Bored in Dunedin. any females want to hang? smoke something?

>>730098068
I wanna be a girl if that counts

Unfortunately there are not females on the internet

>>730097946
> rebuilder scum
Thank you for your service. Appreciate your efforts getting our city back on its feet. Not teolling either, like you rebuild guys. As long as youre not pinoy.
Pity you never saw Chc when it looked good.

Big pizza was run by a hard out Italian family. Seven brothers and uncles all ran a shop each. They were almost mafia tier

>>730098251
*no

>>730096256
steak and beer, then a bit of fruitcake

>>730097499
Sho sho shaking, sha-shaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhZ6k5VxLw

>>730097864

Ah, I just mean the sushi thats wrapped in a circle, with the seaweed then the rice then the meat, instead of the meat laying on the rice.

Maybe thats not right, Im no sushi gourmand

>>730098068
Smoke your hot white cock?

Someone in Dunedin come shout me a sesh

>>730098065
0800 543 354.
Some cunts. Some good.

I have a 6 inch penis

>>730098414
Go back to America you faggot.

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how many dunedin anons tonight? 2 here

>>730098367
Thank you.

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dunners here

how is everyone this evening? There's a beautiful aurora on tonight, I recommend heading to a beach with a camera or something for long exposure, or just admiring the glow

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Dunners reporting.

Yeah, nah, scarnon cunce?
>>730098549
Where abouts?

>>730098414
Congratulations. Me too. We are the average length apparently.

>>730098414
Post pics promptly pls pal

>>730098597
POST PICS

come hang in tinychat / nzcam

>>730098258

Thanks bro, that actually means a lot to me. Us guys seem to be an easy target in the press, and Im sure some of it is deserved.

The rest of us flew into a disaster zone to lend a hand

>>730098597
>>730098597
Three inch here. Three inch cubed motherfucker. Bitches love volume

>>730098549
Chc here, im jelly. Ive never seen the aurora yet and it shits me. Always hear about it the next day.

>>730098549
We should have a meet up where we go camping, smoke weed and have an autistic time out enjoying NZ scenery.

sup sheep shaggers

>>730098590
That photos from Ian Griffin, don't know where he is but looks like Hoopers inlet I think? I was just looking at it from shiel hill and was pretty spectacular

>>730098705
aw man feel for you :(

>>730098730
pretty much how I spend my weekends though minus the weed - I'm a bitch and can't handle smoke

was gonna make brownies recently but dealer fell through :(

>>730098735
Hi Skippy. How's things in that homo shithole Melbourne tonight? How many times have you been raped by ApeX nigs today?

>>730098882
Where you at?

>>730098735
>tinychat / nzcam
Sup WOG welcomers.

>>730098318
In that case he was probably living the dream.

Speaking of Sumner anyone been to Joes Garage out there lately. Fucking drop dead gorgeous blonde waitress in teeny sport shorts the other week. She asked me what drink I wanted and I nearly came. Noticed every single guy in the place up to age 70 were having sneaky pervs.

>>730098685
No worries man. Living in Christchurch can be real shitty atm. Must be harder for you guys not having family, having to make new friends. As long as you don't drive a ford ranger and wasn't one of the cunts who destroyed St Asaph St with those stupid bikelanes you're OK by me.

>>730099419
>girl said something to me
>nearly came

>>730099419

I know where Im going next time Im out in sumner.....

>>730099820
> boy said something to me
> I nearly came

Fixed it for (you)

>>730099846
Be warned. The other girls there are all that. At least they weren't that day. If blondie sports shorts isn't working don't complain to me ok.

got a story to tell

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Chch reporting

>>730100729
Go on...

>>730100856

Hot damn

>>730100856
fucking hell post more

>>730100856
whos bitch this is?

>>730092206
any girls trying fuck in west auckland?

>>730101204
Its rough out in hendo

>>730101204
go for a cruise. Any chick thats out on the street is down to fuck

>>730100859
Got you lol...

>>730101465
Classic stitch up

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>>730101309
here in avondale all the crackheads have gotten their shit together.

>tfw no more cheap bjs

>>730101885

How much income tax do you pay on a $20 blow job?

>>730100856
wonder what her bumhole smells like?

>>730102171
is that $20 gst inclusive?

>>730102649

If you get a reciept you can claim the gst back.

Where youre swiping your card, and where the receipt comes from is a mystery best left unsolved

>>730102858
only if the blowjob is for business purposes, but thats the accountants job to figure it out.

>>730102649
I doubt they meet the threshold to even bother with GST. I also doubt they declare most of their income in their individual tax forms. The IRD should crack down on it but won't cause hurrdurr sexism.

is any one a physicist or a mathematician in Auckland. Im looking for work

>>730103810
No man. But have a bump. Not sure many people have gotten legitimate work from a b thread at 1230am.

>>730104667
Stacey did.

does stacey want to suck my dick for money

>>730104839
You're pushing the definition of "legitimate" there

I cleaned my car for the first time in 3 months. Jesus fucking christ it was full of shit.

Might start vaping in it on the way home again, used to get compliments on how nice my car smelled when I used to fill the car with fruity smelling crap and it currently smells like curry farts.

>>730104940
She literally did.

Full time job, loves it, kids are well looked after and she gets a bit of spending money every week.

What's not to love?

>>730105107
The problem is getting that fart stained smell out of the seat. Thinking about investing in a good steam cleaner.

>>730105107
>>730105236
stop

>>730104667
worth a try thought a meme genius would be floating about.

>>730105236

I don't have time to clean really ever, at least not in daylight hours. This is my first "free" weekend in a while. Sort of depressing.

>>730105497
Here's my advice. You make time to clean. Set timer on your phone for say 6 minutes. And use that six minutes to clean your car, bathroom, bedroom whatever. But only six minutes, you get a hell of a lot done in that time.

Then do the same thing the next day.

Also get a car seat upholstery foam cleaner from the warehouse. Only $12 or so. Car will smell mint.

>>730106119
Maybe I need to be more specific, I do clean. But not things that I want to.

Where I'm living there is one fuckstick that constantly bombs out the kitchen, the toilet, never vacuums and any free time seems to go towards his dumb ass.

Part of the reason my car is full of shit is also that it's more secure there than in the house. I've been robbed several times and it's always the dipshit inviting people over then they get in the room through a window or whatever.

I got reported to worksafe or whatever the fuck they call themselves now recently. Worked too many hours, did 48 straight hours with no breaks. Gives you an idea of how far up shit creek I am trying to earn a living at the moment

Anyway I'm off to bed, night anons.

Anyone in Wellington? Spesifically Onslow? Or you all down Courtney place?

>>730107028
Fair enough mate. Make sense. Sorry you're living with a shithead.

Get a couple boxes and put them in the boot of your car, at least if you've gotta put shit in your vehicle keep it all secure.

Sleep well brah