Ask a psychopath anything

>>730090314
Self diagnosed?

>>730090314


how's 6th grade going?

>>730090314
>
when you shooting your school up?

>>730090351
No actually went to a psychiatrist they said i showed multiple traits of one

offer lessons? tryinh to become one

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>>730090314
have you eaten human flesh?

>>730090414
Correct sentence would be *how was 6th grade* it was okay though i did some fucked up shit

>>730090414
>/thread

>>730090314
When did you self diagnose your self with this special snowflake status and how many pronouns are you currently using

>>730090314
do you eat animal products, and would you kill an innocent sentient creature for food when it is unnecessary? if so, that's a sign you're a psychopath

>>730090499
psychopath's are pretty normal arent they?
its sociopaths that stand out

if you were really a psychopath you wouldn't even post a thread like this on /b/, you wouldn't care enough about the opinions of other people to do so

Whats anal butt sex like?

>>730090506
Well if you are manipulative enough and can lie pretty well then yeah i guess. I am always lying and pretty confident in myself i would say a bit too much though

>>730090613
Yes i would kill anything even humans in fact i do love making people feel pain

>>730090678
faggot, your just repeating yourself.

>>730090753
oh my GOD isn't it past your bedtime or somethin

>>730090659
Didn't know you knew that much about them can you show the stats of how much i give a fuck about what you said?

>>730090710
>am always lying
You lied about that didn't you?

>>730090818
No but thanks for making sure

>>730090632
I think its the other way around

>>730090314


how's it feel having a broken existence?

>>730090710
if this is what a psychopath is then I'm fucking toast. I thought you people were goat fuckers and people eaters. kms

>>730090847
No i am a pathological liar I lie when needed and when not needed I probably havent gone a day without lying since i was 15

do somthing psychopathic and take pics with timestamps

>>730090499
Confirmed bait. Psychopath is an antiquated term. The modern term is antisocial personality disorder (ASPD).

>>730090899
oh thats sounds right actually
psychos are childish and socios are creepy
sucks when your head isnt screwed on right..who can you even blame

>>730090906
Feels weird sometimes i wish i didnt have the thoughts of making people feel pain but in the end I say "fuck life" and do something dumb

>>730090314
>Ask a psychopath anything
You're not alone

There's another self-diagnosed special little snowflake in the catalogue atm
>>730080501

Perhaps you two ought to get together and mutually masturbate over a photo of Patrick Bateman

Faggot

>>730091135
lmfao

>>730090314
I doubt a true psychopath would admit to being a psychopath. Stop trying to be edgy.

>>730091135
See I dont spend my time masterbating because i like to be productive as in read a book, do my job, and think about not hurting people its the same old same old

>>730091049
I got diagnosed with this. zero fucks given non violent af tho.

>>730090314
Why do you pretend to be a psychopath on the internet? Did you just finish watching Dexter or something? You look foolish.

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>>730091028
>am always lying
>i think you're lying
>no i'm a pathological liar i tell the truth this time
ok buddy

>>730091271
Well i doubt you would know and how would i know? Since humans are unpredictable

How much does a pink submarine cost? (Without crew)

>>730091293
Dexter's ending was crappy first off and no havent watched that show in awhile just being honest even though it feels crappy

>>730091341
Yep

>>730091412
Haven't you heard of psychology before?

>>730091116


what makes you want people to feel pain?

>>730091554
Nope never

>>730091645
Just for the fun and happiness it will give to me. Its just something about ending a living things life which makes me happy taking away what it could have been or what it could have done

>>730091645
With also the enjoyment of screams and knowing what i have done to them will always be with them no matter what

>>730091735


Why does it make you happy?

>>730090314
Did you really think this thread ever had the chance of being the least bit interesting?

>>730091823
Maybe the rush it gives but i always assume its just because i love seeing my prey try and run or the look on their faces when they know they will suffer

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>>730091028
triggered
i had to fight myself growing up as a pathological liar
around 14 was when it was really bad...my first thought was a lie and it usually jumped out of my mouth.
got me into embarrassing and troublesome situations pretty often.
all I had to do was fight the urge to snap-reply to things
so i would pause and try to give the most accurate / relative response
it took a while to get over...stop being a sperg and you can quit lying too

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>>730091988


What if you were in their place? Would you enjoy being slowly chopped to pieces, with another psychopath enjoying forever ending the suffering that you bring upon others?

Don't you understand that you could be in any one of their places?

>>730090314
You sound more like an attention seeking narcissist to me OP, with child-like fantasies. Or maybe you're just 12?

>>730091928
No was just wondering if anyone had questions for people like me just people who are a bit twisted

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>>730092123
Why not both?

>>730091988
>>730091813
>>730091735
>>730090753
dude stop, it's not even funny this is just cringe
painful cringe
like i'm kinda embarrassed for you because i used to pretend to be this crazy psycho too when i was in high school
get off the computer, go watch some nice tv, pet a cat, go outside i dunno

>>730091998
Yes i can quit lying i just dont feel like doing it, plus you are just a bad liar a good one can get themselves out of most situations

>>730092218
This.

>>730090565
such as?

>>730092218
I second that. I'd like to know the exact age of OP though. I estimate around 16 based on the way of speaking.
So dear psychopath how old are you?

>>730092116
Well it wouldnt feel good thats all i have to say it just wouldnt feel good

>>730092218
But what if I was like this but the temptation became stronger to act on urges as I grew older.....
>not op

>>730092123
Well narcissism is a trait of mine

>>730092346


But don't you understand that any of your victims is no less important than you are? You're just another person, just another one of those random people that can be subjected to your mental illness.

Does that not make you want to rethink your entire existence?

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>>730091028
i dont believe you, you just said you always lie.

Do you think agenda 21 is a good vision for the year 2021?

Do you think you will be among the 10%?

>>730092218
Hate cats love dogs

>>730092328
I am 20 years old

>>730092346


You know that you should be put down like a sick dog, right? You don't serve society any good purpose as long as you can't control your sick urges. It'd be rather noble to turn yourself in, you'd completely redeem yourself in certain people's eyes.

>>730092277
>plus you are just a bad liar
whered that come from?
why is it relevant?
i stopped lying because I noticed that it just wasted time and had a risk factor
oh and you can't say you can quit if you never quit before

>>730092503
yeesh...

>>730092413
Yes I do we are all in the same boat I just love pushing people off the boat

>>730092449
Faggot, people that hate cats are usually faggots. There is not a single thing wrong with cats.

>>730092449
ok then go pet a dog, i think the point still stands

>>730092433
Well then you are doing well good sir!

>>730092557
this

>>730092585
A true psychopath would just persuade one of the others to push people off, then watch as he did it.

>>730092503
OK I suddenly feel some pity and want to stop making fun of you. Or not start, rather.
Just don't seek attention on a zimbabwean penisbox picture board. You're not special.

>>730090314
where do you get all your ideas

>>730092434
Well I think I will be alive for it.

>>730092409
therapy, i guess.
like if you genuinely believe that these are uncontrollable urges and shit you need actual help... better to nip it in the bud or something . like that

>>730092629
i want you to beat my fucking face in and and jerk my little dick off while you cough into my girlfriends vagina.

>>730091998
. pathological liars are the most honest people in the world. Because once you realize that every word out of their mouth is complete bull shit, you can always trust that every thing they is bull shit.

Its the honest folk you have to be carful with. Because you just never know when those fuckers will slip in a lie or two

>>730092557
Well who said i couldnt control them, I can change my personallity when needed if I so dare. For all you know I could be your friend who just has a darker side to them

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that dumb fag doesnt even know whats a psychopath , im one
its just a different set of emotions and how they work , usually theyre fake
why do i even communicate with subhumans you ask ? its all improvisation and experiments , would be boring without it

>>730092585
>I just love pushing people off the boat


But don't you understand, if you push others off, they'll push you off. What's the fucking point?

You're the exact cause of your own demise. Sooner or later, they'll get to you. Why not just live in peace and resist your urges? At least you could have a life.

>>730092729
Nah I can control myself. Just an FYI true psychopaths who turn to violence have low self control. I have mastered the art self control hence my ability to blend and abide with societal norms.

>>730092813
Looks like the bait caught one big talkative fish.

>>730092570
True, but I am just assuming that you probably didnt keep track of which lies you told and when. Also yes i know they have a risk factor but thats the best part about them, I can get destroyed by my own lie or use it for self gain.

kek, you're shit at roleplaying. you keep contradicting yourself.

>>730092754
That's a pretty sad, small world you're describing.

>>730092798


define subhuman

Hint: it's not "people other than me"

if you actually believe that, you aren't psychopathic, you're retarded

>>730092754
honest people do not lie, would kind of disqualify one for the title of honest.

>>730092615
Cats just annoy the fuck out of me with their meowing I can stand dog's barking but cat's meowing and just how they act annoy me

>>730092887
you're on 4chan you haven't gained shit

>>730092873
and that's really awesome that you've managed to do that! but at the same time, do you think maybe some occassional therapy sessions could help you out?
I just mean like. take a burden off of you, work through the causes of such thoughts... do you worry about getting to a breaking point sometimes?

>>730092689
Well yes, but I rather get my own hands dirty as I said a lot more fun

>>730092697
From my brain

>>730093016
studies show TRUE psychopaths like the company of cats, you're obviously a fake psychopath or just a role-playing faggot otherwise you would find cats to be better than dogs.

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No im a sociopath

>>730092729
True but so boring and annoying

>>730092752
Weird and i dont take orders

>>730092754
Amen brother

>>730093166
dude, therapy's not supposed to be pleasant
just remember, you get what you put in

>ITT: the most pathetic cringemeister OP i've seen on /b/

>>730092798
Fuck boy I do know. When that person asked how it would feel i said bad thats all. I dont feel any empathy for anyone, if someone close to me were to die i wouldnt cry nor mourn i would be calm and collected

>>730092813
Its like an addiction I just need to even if i take meds I would probably "push the person off the boat"

>>730092873
Yeah i have low self control i can never let a pack of gum last more then a day

>>730093222
you can order me around, honey. ill do whatever you say, apart from "go away", I wont leave you until the death of the universe.

>>730093364
When this actually happens to you remember your post and how calm you said you would be..

>>730093025
So are you

>>730093431


Then expect to have a short life. You won't get away with anything, it's 2017 and forensics will be your end.

>>730093153
Oh so I am not a true psychopath now sorry that I dont like cats :/

>>730093611
no you are not. You are a BIG PHONEY

>>730093611
Once again, you have proved to me that you're a faggot by using emoticons. Jesus christ, you're such a cringy faggot.

>>730093561
K I didnt say i do this shit well i do but i dont kidnap people or kill people randomly no no no I try and start fights with people subtly though

>>730093714
You just showed you believed in jesus by using jesus christ

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>>730093760

>>730093841
A christian wouldn't use jesus' name in that sense, you uneducated cringy faggot, otherwise they would be sinning. kek, did you even go to school? I bet you were a highschool drop out.

>>730093488
okay...

>>730093841
Jesus Christ is not going to be happy with you when he gets back

fav serial killer?

Mine is Ted Bundy and BTK.

>>730094015
no he went to 'special' "psycho" school

Have you ever killed someone? If no, do you think you could?

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>>730094185
this guy

What kind of porn do you watch.

>>730094274
I killed everyone in my family cause im psychotic dumass

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>>730094415
i jack it exclusively to this image

>>730092876
We all know this is bait, but its still an interesting thread. Dont ruin the illusion for pls

>>730090314
no

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>>730094572
ok you take over being the psycho then if you think you can do a better job

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do you like this?

>>730090314
how many niggers have you raped?

Would you like to be fuckd by a bbc or a bwc?

>>730094681
i never said i could do any better, just that i enjoy the serious questions and serious answers about psychopathy even though the "psycho" is roleplaying.

A fuck of a lot more interesting then the tranny, trump and roll threads that have no real meaning.

R34 threads can stay though

I used to throw frogs in the air as a kid, see how high I could throw them before they reached the ground and got crippled and then died. I then used to play with their dead corpses. I also burned my parents house down with a lighter I stole off of them when I was about 9 and fiddled my neighbours daughter, I was about 6 years old and she was about 5 years old. Would you call me a psychopath? I'm 22 now and still wondering why my past is so fucked up.

>>730095762
I'd say you had bad parents.

>>730095762
Not OP btw, Im just some random anon, I'm just curious as to how OP thinks hes a psychopath because I bet what he went through is pretty tame in comparison.

>>730095840
Well my dad used to physically abuse me every chance he got, he used to insult me and degrade me and when I used to do anything wrong he picked me up by the neck and strangled me until I could barely breath. Whenever he wasnt abusing me he'd be hitting my mother the drunk fucking bastard. I guess that explains why I used to torture animals. I don't anymore than fuck. I'm surprised that the shit I gone through Im pretty calm.

>>730096264
See, that explains everything. And even though you say you killed frogs, it's not like you were harming mammals/animals you could directly relate with. Plenty of kids kill ants for instance, and that doesn't make them psychotic.

>>730090414
Thisthisthisthis

>>730090314
What psychopathic traits do you show?

>>730098064

Wanting to torture people who annoy/disagree with me.

>>730098100
that is a normal human trait tho

>>730098100
That makes the two of us, depending how severely annoying they are

>>730090314
How long have you been a faggot

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>>730098140
>>730098156

Also, this was a big deal to me when I was in HS- only those who are subservient to me are allowed to talk to me without bowing or paying respect first, and you never make fucking eye contact with me without my permission. Know your place.

>>730098564
Who do you think you are? A gem of this world?

>>730090632
Underrated post.