This thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Why?

>>730089395
What in the fuck would you know that is gonna help us? Kill yourself, faggot.

>>730089395
you wear it like a badge

your torment is in your mind
let go and see what is right in front of you
i love you

>>730089510

Shit personality with average looks.

>>730089395
What do you do?

What do you masterbait to?

>>730089395
Look man. When I was 18 and a virgin I was convinced it would last forever. Thankfully I was born with good lucks so even my crippling autism couldn't stop the inevitable.

Why are you 34 and kissless? Even trolls get a piece. We need to evaluate your life here.

>>730089395
Is it worth it?

>>730089575
No why should we ask you? You obviously don't know shit.

>>730089535
If he tells you his mistakes you can avoid them
Do you know how education works

>>730089592

At the moment? Shitposting.

>>730089603

Very softcore stuff. Primarily gonewild or these pictures you shouldn't share threads here.

>>730089614

My looks are not good enough to stop my crippling autism.

>>730089622

No.

>>730089626

Well. I guess.

>>730089685
I asked "do" not "are doing"
Shame on you if you speak English as a first language.
What do you work as? Do you work?

>>730089751
>My looks are not good enough to stop my crippling autism.
Well, with that attitude certainly.

You need to accept you're autistic and roll with it. Embrace it. Being ashamed of your nature is the easiest way to repel women.

I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but once you stop TRYING to find girls, it sort of happens by being so nonchalant.

>>730089833

English is not my first language. And I work in a supermarket.

>>730089395
ive already been there so i have no questions.

>>730089909
Do you enjoy your job?

>>730089395
are you fat

>>730090060
Do you?

>>730090060

No. But a guy's gotta eat. Currently looking for jobs for my field of study.

>>730090086

No. Very athletic.

>>730090138
Honestly working at a Supermarket it's probably got at least a couple eligible ladies

the great thing is they have zero expectations, i mean they're working in a fucking supermarket for shit's sake. just find one +/- ~5 years your own age and ask her to the movies or something.

Post a pic b4 anything.

>>730089395
Do you want to be a virgin?

If not just pay a hooker and just get rid of that label hanging over you

>>730089909
Plenty of chances to meet women. Just write your number on all the bills and give the ladies a wink when you hand them over.

If it's someone you "super like" you throw a pack of condoms on the belt for free and say something line "that's for tonight, later baby".

>>730089395
Do you want to be a virgin?

If not pay a hooker. Get that label off your back and get on with life man

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>>730090264

Face.

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>>730090365
>Just write your number on all the bills and give the ladies a wink when you hand them over.
Don't do this. You will probably be fired for being a creep before you get laid.

Just act fucking NORMAL, don't hit on customers, and be a fun guy to your coworkers. You'll get something

>tfw I wanted to fuck this one girl, never did. but she let me suck on her tits.

sky's the limit OP

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>>730090264

Body + dick

>>730089395
is porn still working for you?

>>730090409
Smile more, you're perfectly acceptable looking. Maybe grow a beard to complement the DSL

>>730089395
What does your parents say?

>>730090409
Are you kidding. You look absolutely ok especially for your age

>>730090409
roman atwood/ 10

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>>730090456
>average looks
Your personality must be literally shit if girls avoid that body.

>>730090463

Was never a big porn consumer.

>>730090505

Not able to grow a beard.

>>730090510

Never talked to them about it. Don't see them too often.

>>730090409
First tip, get a decent haircut.

>>730090456
Jesus just like, idk. Go to a pool or something. Go work out.

It's kind of incredible you can be in such good shape and a virgin, wtf. You are going to blow some chick's mind.

>>730090692

This is not a body which is very visible with clothes on.

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>>730090786
wear something tight

>>730090786
Yeah, you need to get your shit off dude.

Step 1: Demonstrate you have a nice body
Step 2: Talk to women and let it become known, somehow, that you are a virgin. This part's important. You don't want to seem needy. A wingman is ideal.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

>>730091036
>Step 2: Talk to women and let it become known, somehow, that you are a virgin. This part's important. You don't want to seem needy. A wingman is ideal.
remember, he is a dude? For bitches that might work, but no ones gotta believe a 34 old decent looking girl to be a virgin.

>>730090786
Go for skinny fit, good haircut, glasses. Educate urself so you seem smart and start learning an instrument. Build ur character, have views and opinions. Never look at tge ground while walking/talking. Id you cough, do it loud. Be visible. Make jokes. CARE ABOUT OTHER INTERESTING PEOPLE AROUND YOU

>>730089395
Do you live with your parents?

>>730090972

I usually do. Most of shirts are S or XS.

>>730091261
OP is probably autistic enough to sell it

>>730089395
Why don't you just fuck a whore?

>>730091299
There is some good shit here
>Educate urself so you seem smart and start learning an instrument.
Learning an instrument is honestly the easymode to -neat-, if you do that you would be drowning in pussy
>Never look at tge ground while walking/talking. Id you cough, do it loud. Be visible.
This is a little bit too esoteric and advanced. Whatever you do, it must be natural. Don't force things. I listened to a bunch of dating seminars and tried to force behavior that never felt natural. It won't work.
>Make jokes.
IF you are funny. Be honest with yourself. I'm not always in a joking mood, but I'm decent on a good day.
>CARE ABOUT OTHER INTERESTING PEOPLE AROUND YOU
Really just being earnestly interested in people will win you all sorts of admiration.

Are your wizard powers rad?

>>730091036
>A wingman is ideal.

Don't have friends.

>>730091299

I do wear glasses. What would be a good haircut?

I am very educated on paper but I'm actually pretty stupid.

And I was taking piano courses for like five years as a teen but I always sucked at it.

>>730091323

No. I seem them maybe twice a year.

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>>730091674
You sound sad my man

You probably just need to be positive n shit

Therapy maybe

No memes, I wish you the best

>>730091674
Do you live abroad?

>>730091868

Not anymore. Lived abroad for almost a decade during my studies though.

>>730091674
Go for jugend hairstyle. Its hot atm.
Also, smell good.allways.

>>730089395
Most women are feminists. who cares if you're a virgin or never held hands with a girl. Fuck them

>>730091921
Me too. If I would have been a virgin when I moved abroad I would probably have stayed virgin.

>>730092064

Where did you move?

>>730090409
Nice female huge forehead.

>>730092033
/r9k/ please go back

>>730089395
dubs and you all have to watch this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gugxwlrr4hM

>>730089395
How's your wizard training going?

>>730092436
reroll

>>730091581
yeah go to random birthday parties and play wonderwall and tell them about how you think about becoming a wandering musician because you are cool and random.

>>730092271

Huh?

>>730092250
Denmark. They are fairly reserved where I moved and it doesn't help that I have the charm of your typical b-tard.

Four expats I meet here later moved back to their home country since they couldn't meet someone when they got to an age where many settle down and have kids.

>>730092579

OP here. I see. I was in the Netherlands and the UK for several years each and in the US and Japan for a few months each.

>>730089395
I saw this site where horny singles in your area signs up to fuck tonight. I'll see if I can dig out the link. Saw it on pornhub I think.

>>730092948
>Netherlands and the UK for several years each and in the US and Japan
why, felt like hooking up with the ladies, felt like travelling?

what other skills do you have or tried to learn and failed?

>>730090456
how many dates have you been on? How do you typically go about asking her out?

Bang a prostitute

>>730093181

Half a dozen in all my life.

>>730093167
>why, felt like hooking up with the ladies, felt like travelling?

Studying.

>what other skills do you have or tried to learn and failed?

Lots of stuff. I already mentioned the piano, I took dancing classes and failed miserably, it took forever to get my drivers license. And there is nothing I am really good at.

>>730091674
Do you like dogs? If so I would think about getting one. Walking with one will get you out and about more and they can be a great ice breaker. For the love of god just make sure you don't pick out a pit x though.

34, so hopefully you can fix that before you get to my age.

from a 47 kissless virgin.
I probably should get my (undiagnosed) autism diagnosed.

>>730093701

I can't afford a dog and my apartment is small as shit.

>>730093656
What did you study?

>>730093765
what do you do? job wise? what is your salary?

>>730093821

Molecular biology

>>730093944

Work in a supermarket. Around 10k a year.

try volunteering somewhere for awhile, you'll probably be one of the only guys their and they'll flock to you

>>730094122
Isn't that a field that is like 75% women?

Being a virgin isn't always a choice. But for you it seems to be.

>>730094234
what does your voice sound like?

>>730094122
did you never manage to get a job in your field?

>>730094234

Yes. Never said that I wasn't around women.

>>730094293

No. Been looking for a job for more than a year now.

>>730094122
>Around 10k a year.
You must have some serious debt after studying all over the world?

>>730094386
did you date any of those women? When you went on dates where did you take her?

>>730094400

No debt luckily. Not American after all.

>>730094386
dont give up on the search.

ever had dating experience?

>>730094386
>Yes. Never said that I wasn't around women.
From what you have said in this thread it just sound unbelievable unless you actually have some mental deviation.

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>>730093656
let me guess, you are one of those people you cant focus on things and get bored about stuff pretty fast so you want to try new things and repeat.
Drop your jack of all trades attitude and concentrate on 1 or 2 things. You can still try different things but never drop your primary goals.
If you aren't sure what your goals should be start small. Like e.g. if you want to do something with music learn an easy instrument first like a flute. Even if its simple, you feel like having accomplished something.
Try hobbies where you inevitably have to meat people. Like if you are good with instruments join a band, orchestra (or team sports, voluntary work)

>>730094495

I never managed.

>>730094649
This, joining a local adult coed soccer team would be good. If you go with the instrument idea though seriously go for the guitar......not the piano or the flute.

>>730094635

I'm just devoid of charisma. Most boring person ever.

>>730094649

I primarly do sports (climbing/bouldering, cycling, running, gym), cooking, reading and vidya

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>>730090409

3 keks to whoever can fap to OP

>>730094937
what kind of car do you have? Do you have a car?

>>730094861
piano is among the easiest instruments if you don't compare yourself with some prodigy kids. The flute is just meant as a start.

>>730094937
those are mostly lonely activities (though, climbing/bouldering how you do this without friends?)

>>730094937
>physically active
>likes reading
>can cook
>still cant get a grill to at least sniff his dick
are you some special breed of autist or something? seriously. what the fuck.

>>730095131
this find a coed team sport

>>730095115

I don't have a car.

>>730095131
>climbing/bouldering how you do this without friends?

bouldering you can do alone. climbing, use the auto-belay.

>>730094937
You have traveled the world, the stories from that alone should make you interesting enough.

I, too, am the most boring person alive engineer without charisma. I do feel lucky that someone wanted to smell with me though.

>>730095364
>You have traveled the world, the stories from that alone should make you interesting enough.

Obviously not.

>>730095543
That is why I conclude you might have mental issues. Not necessarily a physiological illness, but taking to a therapist might help?

>>730095712

Been on antidepressants for some time, had some CBT as well.

>>730095792
antidepressants don't replace a need for therapy

>>730095950

As I said, I also did half a year of therapy.

>>730095792
It sounds like your situation sucks, I truly wish the best for you.

>>730090456
You have a nice body, I would fuck you if I wasn't married.

>>730090456
you could be a male stripper

How's the wizard powers?

>>730096094

And male.

>>730096494

Imaginary. Just like my girlfriend.

If I'd show you my tits , you would come insta?

>>730096918

Depends on your tits.

>>730089395
How morbidly obese r u?

>>730097494
I haven't left my bed for three years

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>>730097544
Fuck me, how do u take a shit?
What is your estimated weight?
Do people clean you?

>>730097494

OP here. I posted a fucking picture earlier.

>>730090456

Become an hero

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>>730097620

>>730097647
>>730097544

Why haven't u left your bed for so long then?

>>730097710

I see what you are doing.

>>730097647
Nah that's not u, imma betting u r like 600pounds and can't leave your house

>>730097768
I see u didn't answer my question cuntstump

>>730089395
an idea for you: become an anonymous spermdonor to a sperm bank. Youll get 20 children, without the responsabilities. At least in the worst case, youll be able to leave behind more kids than anyone else!

>>730097914

Naaah his spermIes would be too busy fucking each other to fertilise an egg

>>730097819

Thats fucking me.

>>730097853

Because it wasn't a statement I made.

>>730089395
When will you be 35?

>>730098406
As soon as you moms gash is free for a poke

>>730089395
Do you find grills pretty? Does your peenie weenie get hard and bonr when grill shows titties? It's not a crime anymore to blow your load over erect cocks bud. You r probs gay

>>730098510
Fucking rude cunt

>>730097853
Kek @ cuntstump

>>730089555
he must be enlightend

>>730098612

Yes. I am attracted to girls.

29 year old virgin here.

I always assumed when I was younger that one day I will meet a girl that will be so my type or whatever that I will pursue her.

It never happened. I just kept doing my own thing, studies, making a career, traveling.

And now I'm 29 and I never kissed a girl and I feel like I'm missing out on some crucial life experience(which I am).

I could get a hooker, but that seems like something that could make my attitude towards women even worse/more cynical.

I could get a girlfriend, but I just don't meet women who excite me. Working in a field that's 99.99% men does not help.

Also, I don't lie about my virginity, so women often look at me weirdly.

I'm okay looking with a stable job, savings, and in decent shape.

And no, I'm not an alcoholic.

>>730089395
How does it feel a 14 year old lost his virginity before you? Feels bad man

>>730089909
what makes a supermarket "super"?

>>730099460
It's bigger than a regular convenience store and is much bigger than just a little usual store and stocks many more products therefore it is super compared to the rest

>>730099388

Your answered your own questions.

>>730099460

This --> >>730099553

>>730089395
do you have money saved?
own car and own house?

I'm 18 yo kissles virgin

>>730100411

I'm currently supplementing my (very low) income with my savings. And I neither own a house, nor a car.

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>>730089395
42 year old kissless virgin here.
Fucked a prostitute last week after spending 6 hours in a hospital, filled with meds.
She was almost a loli (but legal, or carried faked ID to show to the motel attendant). Only sucked me trough a condom, didn´t let me kiss her or lick her pussy and was a bitch the whole time (30 minutes). i didn´t cum and fucked her just a bit two times: she rode me cowgirl style and then i got her doggy style (i gonna get rid of my belly, it severely shortens the amount of positions you can fuck a woman). Her pussy was incredible hot, but she was most dry all the time. She left complaining that i was soft all the time, and the meds and the tiredness finally kicked in when i left the motel (she left in a hurry first, disappeared in the night), my mouth so dry i couldn´t even produce saliva.
Still worth tough, was fun. Oh, and i got a helluva cold from her (still caughing).
Pic related: her body type, but brown, skin filled with spots and no elf ears. She also sniffed a pin of coke before we started, with took me by surprise... i felt disgusted, but not so mush to refuse her.

Just get tinder or POF you dunce

>>730100972

I have used Tinder and a German dating site.

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>>730099999

The saddest quints happened today.

>>730089395

>>730089395

What are your 1/3/5 year goals?

Ur pictures look like u should be above average. At least in america. How do u rank yourself in looks in your country?

What do you think is your best and worst trait?

>>730102637
>What are your 1/3/5 year goals?

Not starve to death and maybe get a real fucking job.

>Ur pictures look like u should be above average. At least in america. How do u rank yourself in looks in your country?

Face: 5/10. Body: 6/10

>What do you think is your best and worst trait?

I have no fucking idea. So introspection is probably not my best trait.