Can we compete with this?

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>>730088443
Can he compete with this?

>>730088443
horse dicks kill chicks. not even once.

>>730088778
Only regular chicks. I'm a horse and I plow my half giant gf all the fucking time and she takes it like a champ.

>>730089397
Kek

>>730089397
>>>/mlp/

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>>730089397

>>730089527
I'm a stallion, not a puny little pony, faggot.

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>>730089848
>implying big red isn't a stallion

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>>730090411
canonically his cock is huge

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How can neigh neigh compete?

don't die pls

Jealous, niggers?

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Moar

>>730094676
How about you contribute faggot

>>730096518
You're a life saver, more if you may.

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>>730095323

>>730096753
Sorry if im asking alot, but do you have any cumming or gifs?

Beast chat? Takeniteasy0

>>730088778
what you haven't seen the videos?

>>730088443
Yes because humans aren't meant for interspecies sex. Besides we can't reproduce with anything other than our species

>>730088443
Horses are clearly superior.
In a few years, all the human girls will be bouncing on horse dick, with centaur babies afterwards.
You human-boys can't compete against a more evolverered animal.

>>730088443
ask Mr. Hands

>>730098074
More

>>730097904
Don't be specist.
The only reason why more women haven't become pregnant from horses is because they haven't tried it enough times, mostly due to specism in society.
After being fucked daily for sixth months by a horse, she'll be dropping foals every spring.

>>730098074
Virgin detected. You know what it hurts for a girl when a guy is more than 6 inches long and thrusts all the way in? Vaginas aren't as long as you think. Abd true, they can accommodate girth but not something around the size of a baby's head. Why do you think labour is so painful for women?
>>730098080
Sorry to burst your bubble but centaurs are a myth
made me reply/ 10
>>730098102
Was that the result of a botched surgery?

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>>730098356

>>730098356
No, it's because it's physically impossible without modifying DNA in a lab. Our genetics are very different and both our DNA and amino acid sequence don't allow us to produce offspring ad a result

Different species? Literally means no reproduction. That's the one condition.

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>>730098424
word of advise don't let your girl near a stable, so you can keep pretending your girl likes your tiny human penis

>>730098598
This guy knows what's up
Unless the species are so similar genetically that it'd possible to produce offspring but as a result it would be infertile. Look at lions and tigers, if they breed they make a liger.
>>730098659
>implying I have a penis

>>730098424
Kek look at dis bipedal human boi trying to make up shit to avoid the truth.

>>730099483
>how can horses even compete

>>730099273
Nah I'm a female and just looking to debunk this bullshit

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>>730099636
open your female (male) ass to a real breeding tool

>>730098074
more

>>730099636
>I'm a female and I'm here to debunk hot horsie dicks with my hands in my pants salivating at the photos
Fixed.

>>730098659
I took my girl for horse riding lessons for a birthday surprise last year.
When we were there she kept stroking the horses and whispering in their ears.
At one point, one of the horses dicks flopped out and she was mesmerised.
I thought it was just curiousity, and laughed, she just kept staring.
I went to the toilet, and when I came back she had her hand on it, jacking it slowly.
Her other hand was in her pants, making small movements.

After that she'd visit the stables once a week, then three times a week and then she found a part time job there.
We broke up, she said it was because she was so busy working at the stables, but I knew I couldn't compete with horse dick.

She's pregnant now, I saw on her facebook.
She even posted the ultrasound the vet took, it's two beautiful little centaurs.

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>>730100609
Centaur a shit, harpies are where the good stuff is.

>>730100707
But you can't fuck birb.
How to make harpy?

>>730100609
That is the most retarded thing I have read so far today.

>>730100773
Duck benis

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>>730100812
every woman's dream is to experience a horse punching into her womb

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>>730100609
>She even posted the ultrasound the vet took, it's two beautiful little centaurs.

>>730100707
Ostriches are big enough to safely procreate with.
The eggs are painful to birth, but only slightly more than a centaur.
Of course, harpies are more common in australia.

>>730100955
Horses are clearly superior, they shoot out half a litre of semen, guaranteed to impregnate any woman first time.
They are faster and stronger than human males, have more defined muscles, bigger and have muzzles.
Human-boys just can't compete

>>730102260
they don't shoot half a liter of semen that would be zebras or pigs

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cytu
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>>730102260
>breaks a leg
>gets shot because it becomes useress

Yep

Clearly superior

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>>730100609
>cucked by horse
./b/ dreams

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>>730102425
keep pretending that your paycheck satisfies your woman

>>730098102
sauce?

>>730102939
Samantha Q

>>730100609
KEK

>>730098424
Guy who just got laid for the first time within the last year detected. I used to think exactly how you do but it's simply untrue.

As you get older you find out that there's angles in which you can get balls deep without poking her cervix (which is the painful part). When you fuck missionary or doggy you're coming straight in at her cervix so at a certain depth you will hit it regardless.

This works for my girl:
>Doggystyle with her on the edge of the bed
>me standing up behind her
>put foot up on bed so leg is above her asscheek
>fuck as deep as I want
>can feel when I get deep as fuck
>she almost passes out from how good it feels