YLYL

>>730082642
What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

>>730082781
this kills the thread. wtg faggot

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Anyone got the dolphin.comic piece when he says were fags?

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>>730082642
lost

>>730082871
What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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>>730082781

>>730083094
Wait... i have 54 more jokes like that... don't die yet

Newfags can't blankpost

>>730083291

>>730083216
I was there

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>>730083291

>>730083030
when popeyes runs outta chicken

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>>730083478
Im the chain get guy, was a pretty good cringe thread till it turned into get central

>>730083879
It wasn't funny last time it's not funny this time not even ironicly, it's just cringy.

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>>730083831
Why did i laugh at this

>>730082642
"Chocolate or carrot" ...are you...fucking serious? you stupid fucking idiot? It literally says fucking spice cake on the box you retarded fucking autistic stupid nigger white trash piece of shit. I hope you never have kids. I have you get fucking castrated by a mob of feminists. Fuck you, you fucking idiot. You couldn't even take 5 fucking seconds out the day to read motherfucking "spice cake" on the fucking box, you fucking dumb moron retard bitch. Kill yourself. Whoever taught you to read should be thrown into moving traffic, Fuck You.

>>730083672
thank you for the (You) master pepe

>>730083478
damn you were in that thread from 2 weeks ago? I've always wanted to meet an oldfag

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>>730084086

>>730083002
lost, i think

>>730082781
and cows dont have herpes

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>>730082642
sorry i'm late

>>730083291
▲
▲ ▲

>>730084033
kekked and checked

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>>730084910
We had the war won til the commies in the government cut funding. McCarthy was right, by the way. Also, dubs.

>>730085033
checked

also i really really really like this image

>>730084013
found the butthurt Trumptard

>>730083600
lost
>also chekk'd

>>730083823
>plug a chicken

He PLUCKED a chicken, god damn it, he didn't fuck one.

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>>730085033

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>>730085555

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>>730085353
Lost

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>>730085555

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>>730085483
Lost

>>730084636
Is that a stretched pocket pussy on his mantlepiece?

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>>730082642

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2UUuZh1RBEs

>>730084303
Lost

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>>730086699

>>730086828
>be living in the wild west during the industrial revolution
>rob a bank for $ and lulz
>sherif shows up
>ohshit.jpg
>get hogtied and thrown in shitty jail cell
>sentenced to death for dastardly deeds
>supposed to hang but they're all out of rope
>could just do a firing squad but sherif's bored of shooting people
>railroad just got built
>judge is imaginative, drunken sadist
>sentenced to being placed inside a small train and ran at full speed into a train car full of dynamite
>whole county comes out to watch the spectacle
>mfw

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>>730082871
>>730083411
Didnt even activate her almonds, absolute madman

>>730085483
fucking kek
lost

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>in my early 20s, live with parents
>condition them into leaving me the fuck alone so I can masturbate uninterrupted
>it all works fine as long as I dont bother them, no loud music, movies, etc
>always watch porn with the volume completely off for fear of them being able to hear
>decide to use headphones so I can listen to the porn noises
>its awesome, I crank the volume, porn noises in my headphones loud as fuck
>cum after like 10 minutes
>take off headphones
>porn sound blaring through my 200W sound setup
>I assumed plugging the headphones in disabled the external speakers but it didnt
>for 10 minutes straight my 200W sound system was loudly playing porn while I masturbated when my parents were home
>one of them most likely opened my door to tell me to stfu, and saw me masturbating with my headphones on watching porn

oh well

>>730085678

>At no time

kek

>>730084024
lost

>>730084636
Fuckin disgusting Jews

>>730083273
lost

>>730082642

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciLRhKHn50

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>>730089280
>activate her almonds
fuck, i forgot about that joke

>>730092422
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5BjEvHuLQ

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>>730085033

>>730093023
no

>>730083630
Fuck, this isnt a feels thread...

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>>730085033

>>730083312
gold. have more?

>>730085328
how much did you cry on nov 8th?

>>730085353
Too unlucky
feelsbadman

why do people think that fucking banna is funny

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>>730085148

>>730093568
welcome, newfag

>>730083672
Fucking hell. Go outside. Meet people.

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>>730093568

>>730084636
Nigga looks like a troll doll

>>730084781
Lost... Four times.

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>>730086507
Soooooooooo did it work?

>>730093036
>>730093087
>>730093124

trust me, no six fan, but he needs an actual welcome to 4chan after all this time.

welcome to 4chan, enjoy your potassium status.

>>730086133
Doin gods work

>>730092835
holy shit what a fuken faget

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Take a bath with me

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>>730085555

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>>730084636
Andrew Garfield?

>>730094652

nah, shitty edgy jew kid

>>730083823
Alpha af

>>730090486
Plausible

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>>730083879

>>730084511
Checked...

>>730093374
I'll tell you when I stop

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I wish the mods would do their jobs and ban thread flooders.

>>730095216

who is the thread flooder? not here, maybe trap threads? kinda dead here bro.

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>>730095359
Summer kids who think they are funny, spamming the same shitty banana pictures over and over. Seriously, this website is dying because the incompetent mods won't do anything about it.

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>>730090486

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>>730093324
German Citizen defends the people of his town against communist pigs.
1945,colorized

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>>730095514

hey ylyl threads are not an issue unless illegal shit. welcome to the internet and enjoy the ride.

it's fine you're new, but bananas are not a problem. there is more bs out there, lurk more.

>>730095514
Whereas posting /pol/ shit on /b/ is totally hilarious and not at all gay.

>>730095755

thanks hitler

>>730083600
Lost, going to make my wife read these tomorrow.

>>730084636
What's his name

>>730096162

Jewnig Fagstein

>>730085137
>We were winning until we lost

>>730083220
Or the dog runs slowly on purpose, rather to die with his master then to live without him

>>730089280
HAHAHA

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>>730096380
Haha that is so clever.

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>>730093568
Straight new faggotry, right here.

>>730084910
why is france not colored light blue

I would just like to take a moment and congratulate the guy below me for getting dubs.

>>730097051
fuck you, god damnit REPORTED fuck you

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>>730085555
Fucking
What

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*blocks your path*

>>730083312
Lost

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>>730085483
>>730085678
Fucking lost then tried again and fucking lost

>>730085148
That was actually funny. Best use of cancer

>>730096572

Winning until certain people decided we had to quit.

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>>730097543

>>730096162
jimmy neutron

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>>730097885
*path blocks*

>>730097558
Niggered

>>730096572
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>730084636
Jimmy neutron has a real TV show?? Since when!

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laugh at this or i swaer to god i will report you to the NBA

>>730083831
Lost so fucking hard thank you anon.

>>730098029
thats my favorite song by simon and garfunkel

>>730083835
took me a second

>>730082781
This actually made me LOL! Still better than thah faggot cancer banana, and that fucking shovel vs dog gif.

>>730083831
REPORTED MOdddsss

>>730097807
>2017 (colorized)
B

>>730095704
Oh my God I need to see this whole video

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one of you stupid dumbass niggers needs to laugh at this shit or im calling the fucking cops

>>730099058itd cool guys, hes bluffing.

http://cheesespin.net/1130/self-destructive-blowjob

>>730098920
>black girl dies from broken back
>white kid reaches for backpack
>pulls out shotgun
>shoots the giant gorilla next to him
>then shoots the rest of them
>kills himself

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>>730099198

>>730095359
lost

>>730099226
I knew it.

>>730097261

looks like that thing that fucked with luke on mos eisley

>>730083823
this actually made me kek, good job

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>>730083312
>how to blankpost on 4chan

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check em

>>730099997
not quite, nigger.

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>>730082642

>>730093324
Both men are using a British Mk4 Lee Enfield rifle. Aka British bolt-action in any WWII shooter.

>>730085483
lost

>>730098096
jhcdjhchjgch

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>>730099977
checked

>>730097558
fxdgfxdfdghdhf

>>730084024
Fucking Kek

>>730083683
this is fantastic

>>730083291

>>730088024
lol

>>730097807
fail

>>730083823
He might have been an early Ubermensch, but he certainly wasn't the only one.

I'm pretty interested in Spinoza's lifestyle myself. A Jewish philosopher living in Christian Europe who avoided persecution by being really good at argument. Despite being the single most important thinker in Europe at the time he worked as a lens-crafter and lived a simple life, eating mostly boiled wheat (gruel). When his parents died he was awarded the rights to their estate over his sister, being that he lived well under his means he immediately forfeited the estate to his sister and merely wanted a good reason to practice rhetoric.

Spinoza was basically everything Diogenes was, but without the incessant need to spit in the face of authority. He was truly humble, truly unassuming, not just in his lifestyle, but in his every day dealings with people. He didn't believe in the right to have authority over another, but he didn't see much sense complaining about it. He didn't believe in God, but understood his life would ultimately be more fulfilling if he lived like a monastic.

TL;DR: Spinoza > Diogenes.

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>>730099997
this is how its done newfag

>>730083630
too far man

>>730085483
Dumb yank shit for the retarded

>>730083291

>>730097558
K

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>>730083273

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>>730101244
how to people do that shit anyway? is it always just luck or is there some niggery software you can use to post at exactly the right time?

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>>730099290
lost, this is bloody awesome

>>730095637
>nigger beating you in an argument
wew lad

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>>730101857
Hey I just got done making some OC that youll like

>>730097558

goddamnit

>>730084255
Looks like one direction

>>730083291

>>730098029
That's not Scarborough fair nigger

>>730085678
simon seems like a bit of a salty salmon

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>>730082642

>>730101244
I was there

>>730101973
Is this really how you Trumpfags see the world?
Holy shit.

>>730084910
Why is France green?

>>730100225
true, fucking weird.
the russians should have a ppsh, the german maybe an mp44... at least that would be more realistic.

>>730095856
Your Newfag is showing moar than his.. just sayin maybe both of you can kindly get the fuck off my board... just a thought..

>>730102322
Actually its 100% reactionary to to torrent of embarassing antitrump ass semen that people post here constantly. Politics is cancer and i dont bother with that shit.

>>730102322
The image seems to have worked on you. mission success

>>730098029
?? white ppl don't season their food how would he know what all of those spices are

>>730089280
>activated almonds
fuck it has been long since i last saw that has anyone got the screencap?

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>>730101244
my best get

>>730083002
This is actually a perfect picture of Eric.

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>>730102800

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>>730096583
f

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>>730102917

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>>730082642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U

>>

>>730084910
>not knowing of the first Indochina war
>implying we didn't obliterate the vietcong to extinction
>implying the NVA weren't well trained and well funded communist soldiers

>>730084910
>implying America is the only country that ever tried to dominate vietnam

>>730083216
>Oh look two people got triple numbers xD!!
>Put me in the screen cap look mom!!
Faggots, holy shit lmao

>

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>implying traps arent superior to girls that dont have penises

>>730099290
KEK!

>>730103340
>>730103386
nice samefagging

‏>>730103487
Give up. You will never blank post like >>730103093

>>730102642
>>730102697
I never thought I'd see two comments so true and funny. I lost.

>>730103553
>implying it's not possible for more than one person to see the flaws in a juvenile meme

>>730085462
I still fully doubt him. Some neet dressed up for show and tell once.

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Fags

>>730103648
>two "different" people having the same butthurt opinion on an old post within literally a minute of each other
Stay mad amerifag

>>730098096
d

>>730083467
How the fuck did I lose to this

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>>730085555

>>730085148
Kek

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>>730083002
Reminds me of..

>>730104227

"The bastards are always trying to steal our synthesizers.."

>>730085483
Fucking legend

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>>730086133

>>730085483
This is so old and fake even China won't take credit for it. KYS

>>730083291
Alt = 255 faggot

>>730097558

>>730097558
bitcj

>>730103499
traps are ghey though

>>730104890
reported to the FUCKING nigEGGEEGR

>>730084024
>lost

>>730084636
Jewverine. The last of the X-men.

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>>730085483
My sides

‏>>730104632
Doesn't work anymore.

>>730083312

Old but gold

>>730098096
wtf, they put banana on "reply or your mother x" image?
What the fuck is going on 4chan

>>730095487
lose everytime on this

>>730102738
White people don't know how to season food? Just because we don't eat copious amounts of kfc's special blend of herbs and spices doesn't mean we don't know how to season. Also, hot sauce isn't a seasoning, nigger.

>>730082781
Youre beyond retardation you corny fuck

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>>730082974

>>730084636
thats the coolest jew I've ever seen

>>730083312
Well, fug.

>>730107950
fuck yes ty anon

>>730083835
oh no

>>730107950
I read this in a weird gay dolphin cackling

>>730092835

That looks pretty cool and vaping is actually good for you unlike cigarettes.

>>730102738
Becuase we make your inferior nigger asses grow all that at our plantations

>>730095755

I didn't laugh at the original picture but this meme comment made me lose SO HARD XD

>>730086061
lost

>>730083291

>>730099290
>this is what christians actually believe

>>730097558
Memed

>>730109939
Are you high or some shit?
How is this even remotely close to any religion?

>>730085678
Fuck this took my back. David Thorne is a funny man, well worth a google anons

>>730094092
Lost

>>730097558

>>730109668
You're not even trying anon

>>730098096
wew lad