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Be fucking honest. How many times do you masterbate a day? Me

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Be fucking honest.
How many times do you masterbate a day?

Me about 3 or 4 times.
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>>730078737
10-30+
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1 time ~ every two days
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Two by morning. One or two when I get home. One in the evening. One before bed.


Living the dream.
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>>730078737
depends, if i'm really anxious and dont want to go to bed, ill jerk like 7 times.
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>>730078737
better
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I do 2 to 4 times a day, seriously everyday even weekends
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>>730078737
sometimes once, sometimes none, sometimes I don't for a week. Once in while I go on a 7 fap bender.

Shit is erratic
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I have never in my life masturbated.
I only fuck pussy and female mouths, not my hand.
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>>730082517
Do you use ur hands to pee?
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Usually once a day, sometimes I skip a day.

Fap material includes:
>random hentai from hentaihaven
>faphero or HMV
>amateur POV BJ/threesome
>some old favorite vids I've saved over the years
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>>730078737
1-2, more often 1.
Rarely 3.
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>>730082788
>hentaihaven

i'm going to give that a try, thanks anon.
normally i watch shit off of xvideos or something.
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>>730082689
Pissing and washing your penis is not masturbation. I whip my penis out over my waistband and don't usually touch it when pissing anyways, I just aim by adjusting my boxer's waistband.
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>>730082948
Oh man you haven't been to hentaihaven? It's the best. It's run by a really cool team and they do a great job with the site. Lots of good shit to watch
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>>730078737
0.1 x day
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>>730083192
How many times do you shack it after you're done peeing?
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>>730083325
As many as it takes to get all the leftover piss droplets disposed of. I don't want any coating my boxers or running down my leg.
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>>730083518
shake it once that fine, shake it twice thats okay, shake it three times you're playing with urself anon.

https://youtu.be/F_6cjECUick?t=1m57s
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Minimum 1, pic related
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once if im bored enough
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1 time ~1.5 days. Ain't got the time to whack it more than that
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once every 1,5 weeks. works perfectly for me. I used to wank multiple evryday a few months ago, but Im now finding good results with moderation
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>>730085335
what do you mean by "good results" ?
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>>730078737
You will have a problem having an erection soon. Males can only have erections 10,000 times in their lives before they become limp forever. i think you've already used up 6,000 of your erections. You only have 4,000 left.

Look it up.
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>>730078737
What are you 15? You must have just found out how your peepee works
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>>730085752
Maybe if you have circulation issues. If you can think sexy thoughts and your blood flow is good, you can get it up
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>>730080193
OP's pic is better, because it shows the girl looking at the guy with a look that says, "take a good look because this is what you can never touch or have, only my boyfriend can."

It shows that she's a tease, which makes her even more sexy. Your pic doesn't show that, your pic just shows a pic of a woman, like thousands of other pics on the internet. meh, it's so-so
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>>730078737
I literally only get horny once every 2-3 days.

Maybe I have low T.
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2 like clockwork, sometimes 3. I really need to stop tho. I'm a half decent looking guy and know how to talk to girls. I just jerk off so much I don't really care, then when I do end up fucking I get like Ed the first few times I fuck a girl. I either can't stay hard or can't cum. If I stop for like a week it goes back to normal but I can't stop lol
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>>730082948
Never really been into hentai, but honestly it'll change you. The way its laid out, the dedication to seasons, it's spicy really.
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1-2 times a day. Just jacked off before heading to work on the roadside.
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Every few days for me, 2-3 a week tops, I'm an oldfag, and can get regular pussy from my gf whenever I want. Jacking off isn't a thing you do when you're not a virgin and can get regular ass.
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>>730078737
I haven't fapped in about five years.

AMA.
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>>730085480
When I´m really horny I wank it and due to the break I can still make it something secial. Also I don´t lack so much motivation. also makes girls look way hotter when been abstinent for a little while
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>>730078737
same
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>>730078737
Twice on work days. Non work days, 2-5 times, depending on my mood and if I need shit done or not.
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>>730086782
do you get wet dreams? if not, how big is your first nut gonna be?
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>>730087479
Yeah, like starving yourself makes anything edible look and taste better. It backfires, go for someone who got hot by denying the fap suddenly looks a LOT less hot the moment you cum. If that's inside her, instant regret.
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>>730078737
Once in the morning, come home & fuck most days, and once at night. It's probably a problem, but idgafff
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>>730078737
3-4/week
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>>730078737
1 to 4 times a day depending on my mood. Maximum of times is recorded at 6. I was shooting blanks past 4, kept on going that day because I had finally gotten hold of some nudes of my best friend.
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>>730078737

To much comes into play.

Am I working?
Did the wife or I have sex?
If we did have sex, was it only once or, was it more?
Have I been smoking weed or drinking?

Today was the perfect storm, so I jerked off at least eight times. Yesterday, the wife and I bang enough, so I only fapped three times.
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>>730088503
oh damn, so what do you recommend for me to be happy?
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>>730088396
Yeah, I do. Not often, but I do.

And I've nutted before, but I can nut pretty easily if I want to. Heavy grinding is all I need for round one. Round two takes some hand action, etc.
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like most here it depends on the day.

usually 1-2 times.

3-4 on good days where the libido is up.

0 on days where i mostly feel like shit

today's a good day. fucked gf twice and have jerked off 3 times.
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>>730078737
2-4
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>>730088503
Good point anon. Sometimes I wank to girls I like later to find out their too ugly or not even worth it. My dick likes to think for me when it's horny.
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>>730085335
Agreed.
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a few times a month
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>>730086080
some sort of... picture critique
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>>730078737
About 5-6 times a day. I like to slap down on my vagina flaps hard or stretch them out a lot to get the juices flowing. Otherwise I can't get turned on.
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Lets hear from girls
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>>730091434
Either a few times a month or several times in a night. Having no refractory period is pretty damn awesome.
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>in my early 30s
>have gf
>at least 3-4 times
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