Is this guy dangerous? Trapped inside a glass atm

>>730070573
looks fake

One bite could kill 10 men

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>>730070648
Now?

>>730070573
Are you Australian? If so, then probably. Otherwise probably not.

>>730070573
Eat it and find out.

>>730070573
>>730070790
That's a brown recluse. Harmless, you can le it go, it won't be mad.

>>730070573
Looks like a huntsman, probably fine

Are you fucking kidding of course that thing is dangerous

>>730070573
I dunno but i'd vouch for a yes, i fucking HATE spiders

>>730070573
Looks like a wolf spider to me, They're not venomous but a bite from one will hurt like a bitch.

>>730070573
where do you live so i can narrow down the search to see if this spider is dangerous or not

>>730070573
looks like trash tier camel spider
shoot it

>>730071032
That's not a brown recluse and brown recluse are actually deadly you fucking edgy sperglord

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>>730071088
>>730070573
definitely looks like a wolf spider

>>730071088
either that or it's a huntsman.
where are you OP?

>>730071191
But it's brown...

>>730071032
Not a recluse, no, but >>730071191 they're very rarely deadly. It can cause necrosis in the tissue around the bite though, so deadly or not, it's nothing I'd care to fuck with.

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>>730071392

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Op here it was mad af

>>730071305
Yea, that's what i thought, but it all depends on where OP lives.

>>730071522
NO SHIT! YOU PUT IT IN A JAR!

Where do you live? Also, we need a size comparison. TBH, just slide some paper under the cup and take him outside and let him go. Also, letting us know where you live as far as state/country is helpful for ruling out things.

My best guess that he's a wold spider but I'm not an expert so fuck if I know. I can promise it's not a brown recluse.

>>730070573

let it walk on your dick so it knows who's boss

>>730071603
This faggot again. I meant Wolf spider.

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Im from Uruguay, south america, ive seen lots of spiders like this at my house and garden

Looks like a wolf spider, just relocate him outside - he's not dangerous.

>>730071748
Yea, it's a wolf spider. ALSO OP! AFTER DOING SOME REASERCH THE BITE OF A WOLF SPIDER IS POISONOUS.

>>730071191
Kek

>>730071088

they are venomous

all spiders are venomous

wolf spiders hurt about as much as a bee sting, maybe a bit worse, but not as bad as a hornet

>>730070573
How are you Australian and dont know what a wolf spider is? Even Americans do even though their has never been a wolf spider in North America.

>>730071836
"Wolf spiders will inject venom if continually provoked. Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain, and itching. In the past, necrotic bites have been attributed to some South American species, but further investigation has indicated that those problems that did occur were probably actually due to bites by members of other genera.[3] Australian wolf spiders have also been associated with necrotic wounds, but careful study has likewise shown them not to produce such results."

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

So basically the bite is harmless as a misquote bite.

No space program no fun

It's a wolf spider. They're awesome, they're mobile hunters and don't make webs. They'll kill all the bad stuff for you including brown recluses. They can bite but it's not dangerous. Don't be a bitch and let him go.

>>730072007
There are a fucking ton in the drier parts.

>>730071836

dude are you new to animals? What are you 5?

Everyone knows all spiders are venomous. Not all venom is deadly.

>>730072053
Yay Wikipedia.

>>730072007
Unless you live in Greenland or Antarctica, you'll have wolf spiders, Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

It's a male wolf spider. Full grown so he's horny and wandering around looking for bitches to fuck.
Are you the kind of man who would cockblock a spider?

>>730070573
Looks like a black mamba widow stone spider

>>730071522
>100% Wolf spider if you live in Australia

>>730072053

more like "harmless as a bee sting"

It's not fun getting bit by a wolf spider... not one bit.

>>730072133
yea I didn't pay attention in school.

>>730072222
CHEKT MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOO

>>730071414
>"The brown recluse spider is one of the most dangerous spiders in the United States. Its venom destroys the walls of blood vessels near the site of the bite, sometimes causing a large skin ulcer. Research in 2013 revealed that a protein in the spider’s venom targets phospholipid molecules, which make up a good portion of cell membranes, and transforms these molecules into simpler lipids. The wound that is produced may require several months to heal, or it may become infected, which could lead to the death of the victim."
Straight off from encyclopedia britannica

>>730072192
we've already determined 100% it's a wolf spider.

>>730072007

I live in florida and have literally hundreds in my backyard. I can see them with a flashlight. They're all wolf spiders. There's hundreds of types of wolf spiders around the world. fuck off with your alternative facts.

>>730072311
Looks like a golden orb wolf tunnel spider (recluse)

i recommend stacking something on top of the cup and letting it suffocate,or u could let go of the cup and smash it asap

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>>730070573
...Cum on it

LET IT GO OP!

>>730072253

don't think i learned that in school. i learned it by being a male and having an interest in the world around me. What kind of useless fuck up are you?

>>730072222

I'm sorry for failing you. Your Quads have left me feeling nothing but shame.

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>>730072442

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>>730072442

>>730072287
Yeah totally, but it's rare for it to actually kill. Like I also said though, seems extremely unpleasant.

Another vote for space program.

>>730071748
De uruguay? Yo también. Puede ser una loxoceles. Tené cuidado

Let it bite you and let us know if you die.

>>730072442
i second this

>>730072474
The type that goes on /b, what do you think i am?

>>730071748
Hey those things are pretty scary. One time I got out of the shower and turned around to see one sitting on web between the shower and the wall. When I screamed, it heard me and retreated. I poked it's web and it came back out, so I smashed it with a toilet bowl brush. I only let cellar spiders live with me, even though they're messy as fuck. They stay out of my way though, unlike those damn red ones with yellow butts. I hate those fuckers because they like to crawl up in my business.

>>730072568
Callate. Pinche mojado puto

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op here, just released it outside, it runs like hell

>>730072600
This is a wolf spider, what you saw was probably a huntsman, and they are fucking awesome.

These are actually some of the friendliest spiders out there, they enjoy being carried in your palm as the warmth of your hand makes them very /comfy/, give it a shot!

>>730072631
U should've released a fat skeet rope on that MFer

>>730072631
Good man!

https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU

Let it outside. Just fucking let it go, it's big and probably pissed just let it be free

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>>730072600
These fucks

>>730072766
See
>>730072631
Fucking nigger

>>730072631
My work is done here. BABYE

Godspeed, spider bro. You taught us a lot about ourselves.

>>730072573
Made me chuckle

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>>730072832
You won't be missed

>>730072568
>loxoceles
naa vieja, nada que ver, parece una araña lobo nomás, pero el tema es que pasan rompiendo las bolas porque se crucetean a cada rato de noche y es jodido porque casi siempre ando descalzo
>>730072628
callate vos negro sucio, andá a saltar muros

>>730072700
What, the one in the web? I thought it might not be a wolf spider. i didn't think they stayed in them.

>>730072939
Chupa mi pito mariposa

>>730072946
Wolf spiders make holes in the ground that they surround with small patches of web.

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i found this one some months ago, it was creepy af

>>730073047
No that's the black widow tunnel recluse orb wolfenstein spiders ya dip

>>730073076
IT'S A FUCKING WOLF SPIDER OP!

>>730073111
Chekt

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>>730073107
BOOP

>>730070573
Where are you? Is that a common thing lol. Aussie?

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>>730073208

>>730072766
Fuck that

This dickhead spider intruded on your property with no respect for you whatsoever. This is what you do

>lock spider in box
>give it enough food for it to live
>cum inside the box everyday until the spider drowns

>>730072502

your punishment is you have to fuck with a wolf spider barehanded to learn the error of your ways.

He looks so cute let him go or keep him as a pet and treat him nice.

>>730073271
He already let it go you fucking faggot nigger newfaggerino

Chek.em.

>>730072195
wolf spiders live everywhere you dumb retarded cunt

>>730073342
>342 ▶
>Chek.em.

KYS fggt

>>730073321
You are fat

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>>730072631
OP OP OP

It was a wolf spider. I can confirm. Taxon fag, here.

Here's proof.

#1 are Wolf Spiders

http://www.spiders.us/articles/identification/

>>730071836
ALL SPIDERS are POISONOUS. Most however will not kill a human or their fangs are just too small to puncture our skin. Even a black widow will not normally kill a person in good health.

Let im go eat real spiders you fucking faggotwat

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it was kind of a qt but its free now guys. so its bite isnt dangerous just hurts pretty bad?

>>730071748
Holy shit me too. Where the hell do you live? I've never seen one but now I'm nervous as fuck

>>730073579
Yes it's not dangerous. I mean, it could get infected, but so could a paper cut. Also after seeing the eyes clearly, that is 100% a wolf spider.

>>730073534
NO SPIDERS are POISONOUS. The term you're looking for is VENOMOUS

>>730073534
Venomous you autist. learn the difference

>>730073579
you should have killed it

>>730073688
Stupid niggers, amirite

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i am a exterminator. I straight up spray the fuck out of these niggers or crush them, Goddamn spooders

>>730073748
fo realz tho

>>730073076

Got eggs on it's back. When those hatch, it will be even creepier with all the little spiders crawling on it

Wow, over a spider. You fuck heads will argue about anything. Its a fucking spider, let it loose in the yard and go on with life. The rest of you damn potheads go back to your bowl

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>>730070573
BURN IMMEDIATELY

>>730073882

better than all the cancer YLYL, facebook fap, wwyd, and fluffy threads. At least this is semi random

Wolf spider! He is bro. Eat's poisonous spiders and all else. Keep him alive if you know what's good for you.

>>730073940
True but not the point

>>730070573
Just a wolf spider. Fucking everywhere in the SE US. Nothing to worry about.

>>730073796
Those are actually live babies on it's back. Do you not see their eyes? The mother carries them for about a month then they go off on their own.

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OP you should've shined a LED light at it. Its pretty cool.

Anyways, a bite from a Wolf spider would just cause some irritation, mild swelling and itching. No real harm.

>>730070573
I hate those jumpers

>>730074018

this is a gift now a days

>>730073579
I hope this spoder goes on to live a long happy spoder life.

thanks for not killing the spoder OP, I'm sure he appreciates it.

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>>730073796
those werent eggs my dude, those were already little spiders

>>730073980
top spider ++ keep around to do good spider bsns

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These niggas scary tho, OP

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>>730071392

>>730072442
Rolling for this

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>>730073076
I hope you killed it; it's carrying its entire family of kids on its back and when they hatch you're going to be swarming in them. I would run for the fucking hills if I were you.

>>730074326
fuck austrailia

>>730073796
How the fuck can you not see those are actual baby spiders? Are you using s phone to view this shit?

>>730074326
damn, that photo never ceases to amaze me

>>730074451
They have already hatched you dumbass. That is what the wolf spider is known for. They carry their babies on their back for about a month after they have hatched from an egg sack that is kept in the burrow.

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>>730072162

>>730074326
Jesus fucking christ

>>730074514
>s phone
huh

>>730073438
No u >:^

>>730074514
>>730074694
hahahahahahahahahaha fucking rekt

>>730073579
That's one ugly spider. I wouldn't risk anything OP.

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this one was a litte autistic, i remember it trying to, move? that orange, it looked like a damn dung beetle
it was probably trying to climb it but it was wet

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Dubs and you kill it! Get posting, OP.

>>730074461
Australia fucks you

By the way, Nephila (genus) are found world wide. I've seen smaller species within the states.

>>730074326
Yes they are. My buddy had a small infestation of them in his backyard... They used to chill on the top of the outside door jams and all around the back door. Many a nights I would walk outside to smoke and one of those niggers would be hanging down, just waiting to bite me in the fucking face. Fuck those bastards

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>>730071191

>>730074974
yeah but they know their place in the US. In austrailia those arrogant fucks just kill everything in their path

>>730075003
The true coons of the spider order. Strongest silk in the business. Worst thing to happen is to accidentally walk into one.

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This is now a fuck spiders thread

>>730075204

what species of brown recluse is this one?

>>730074792
Oh sure, some anonafag pointing out a typo really WRECKED me.

I seriously am concerned about the education level of most of you here on /b. I mean what is being discussed in this thread is freshman level biology yet many of you are clueless or at least acting like it.

>>730075090
Kek Yeah man. Luckily I never felt their wrath...despite being drunk as fuck a bunch of those times. It was always insane to watch how fast they could get up and down from hanging and how fast they could just spin some shit in general. They're really cool looking when the sun hits em right but yeah.. Fuck those. This was in NC btw

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Fuck this shit, I'm out

>>730075256
a brown recluse

>>730075256
The niggest

>THIS IS A NOW A FCKING SPIDERMAN THREADDDD
>SPIDER
>MAN
>THREAD
>SPIDER MAN THREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>730075256
just a male brown recluse you dimwit

>>730071522
OP that is no doubt a wolf spider. They won't kill you but their bites are like hornet stings. They don't kill anything harmful to you period they just kill shit like crickets grasshoppers earwigs and small bugs. You should either kill it or throw the jar as far out as you can

Bros, if you haven't seen this, fucking grab a diaper for the shit you're going to lay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65i5PDUeT4

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>>730074639
I didn't mean hatched from their eggs. I meant hatched from their spawn sack on her back. Even a brain damaged, half blind transsexual midget nigger with a mouth full of donkey cock could see their legs and heads.

So how's it taste? The donkey cock I mean.

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>>730075297
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>730075460
NIGGA YOU WAT

>>730075460
FUCKING NARUTO SOUNDTRACK LMFAO

This nigga eating Orochimaru

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>>730071392

>>730075460
Y r u doing this?

>>730075460
i aint clickin that shit nigga

>>730075559
Kek this is good

>>730075464
Stop bullying me

>>730075464
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

>>730075605
Don't be a little bitch! The spider is over 18, aight.

>>730075690
Shut up, nigger

>>730075767
bro i prefer being able to sleep ever again, let alone tonight

>>730072085

^ this.

I did a paper on these fuckers.

They're /b/rosephs.

>>730075605
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

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>>730075559
gold

>>730070573
It's a wolf spider. They are complete pussies, I once went eye to eye with one and growled at it... it didn't even fight back. It just tried to escape.
Though if it does bite you, it's about as bad as a bee sting.

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This is the one to worry about.

>>730076066
>he fell for the camel spider meme

>>730076066
Solifugids actually have really weak jaws and are non-venomous. Niggas on here don't know shit

>>730076066
Incorrect, they aren't even spiders also their bites don't do shit except for itch.

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>>730075690
>Implying slash b was ever the intellectual capital of the interwebz

Get off your high horse faggot; things change, and since you clearly can't deal very well with change, you might want to try opening yourself up to new experiences in your life. Start small. Make a few friends. Go to new places locally. Take a trip a few hundred miles away. Then maybe to a different country.

We all struggle to embrace change anon. Nothing is ever as good as we feel like it once was. But being fixated by the past only leads to stagnation in the future. It's holding you back.

Why do you think we have no memories of our past lives? Either there were no past lives, or, there were and the memory of them would only send you mad trying to get back what no longer exists.

>>730071392
There's only one way to tell if it's REALLY brown. Scream ALLAHU ACKBAR at it and see what it does.

>>730072862
>tonight: a very special thread on /b/

>>730075042
lol there isn't even an actual brown recluse in that picture

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If it isn't this fucker then you are totally safe.
These little bastards have venom that fucks your body over so bad that you have a boner that feels like getting stabbed until you eventually suffocate.

>>730076066
1:15 for start of Solifuge documentary

3:30 for a Rekt bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnNNGlnJU6c

>>730076621
Banana spiders are the most based spiders.

>>730076282
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

>>730076831
kys

>>730076509
wtf are you talking about? they'er all brown recluses, look it says so right under them.

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>>730076066
Its actually the one on the right.
That's the most dangerous type.

>>730076892
>>730075464
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

>>730076780
They still are complete cunts who will kill you dead if you even blink the wrong way.

I've been bit by a wolf spider. Can confirm it hurt like hell and felt like someone stabbed me, but after that initial pain there wasn't anything really to talk about.

>>730076974
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

>>730076974
Lurk more

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>>730076780
Are you fucking brain dead. P.metallica is twice as based.

>>730073503
what the unholy fuck are #21 doing on my planet?

>>730077038
After you get a raging hard on that will satisfy women from any walk of life.

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>>730074055
Yall mind if i

>post spiders i find in my house?

>>730077129
kek

>>730077129
Nigga, I know what that is. 1 sec for winrar

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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>>730077115
The Cow Killer is Most Based.

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>>730077188
the fuck is that? I've never seen anything like that before. Fuck where you live!

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>>730077129
9:25 my nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnNNGlnJU6c

>>730071748
de qué parte sos? acá en canelones nunca vi nada así de grande

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>>730074326
This bitch is my doorman

>>730077188
do it

>>730077483
you get wifi in your grass hut?

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>>730077188
Juvenile jumping spider

>>730077480
Paysandú, pasa que el fondo de casa está muy descuidado, muchas plantas, enredaderas y ta el jardín también es grande, hay muchos bichos y bue, estos guachitos también andan en la vuelta

>>730077483
Fuck Golden Orb Weavers man lmao

>>730074856
Do you, or someone you know, have a spider with autism? If so, call the law offices of peter francis geraci

>yes i know this isnt a spider, but i got tons of bug pictures from living in the Philippines

>>730070573
Seems like a lycosidae arctosa (wolf spider), not really dangerous if I'm right

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>>730075632
>>730075962
Thread went full retard and got me rolling.

>>730077778
that almost pents

>>>73077777

>>730077371
That's a wasp, however it is the most based wasp of them all.

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>>730077634
Jumping Spiders are Cutes!

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>>730074856
Forgot pic, guess i got autism

>>730077945
call the law offices of peter francis geraci

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>>730077430
good catch but also no thanks

>>730077146
But the sex would hurt like hell.

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>>730077916
Tarantula Hawk

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>>730077778

>>730072816
I was once bit 9 times in 2 days due to an infestation, I was so fucking sick from that, they probably won't kill you, but you will feel terrible, feels like an electric shock when they bite

>>730078044
Are you in it for her or nah? Niggas told only care about their dicks, not the ladies. Shame, nigga. SHAME

>>730078134
But after the erection, if you survive you will be impotent.

>>730071061
Fag detected

>>730070573
>trapped in glass
He's gonna remember this

>>730078372
Is this really what /b has been reduced to? A bunch of no names trying to out do each other with insults and degrading images? What ever happened to the proud /b where it was cool to see what you could post and get banned for? That is where the /b originated as in /banned.

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This dangerous?

>>730078352
You say that like its a bad thing. I only advise white men of quality genetics to be wary of the Banana spider. All other shit skins, have at it.

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>>730078454
And his mom will be looking for you.

This thread is too scary, I've gotta leave

>>730078526
No nigga, it clearly says that's a daddy long legs. Non-venomous.

>>730077188
Y'all mind if I hit my wife?

>>730077602
Hell yes i do, thanks ANCEF

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>>730077805
Kekkles my mang

>>730078526
its abdomen looks like a fucking ballsack kek

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>>730078630
Stay awhile. 4chan is a learning place..

>>730070573
Its a house spider aka wolf spider aka YOU STOP BEING A PUSSY

>>730078806
Kill yourself mate

>>730078526
It's a mouse spider... if you're dick is under nine inches then it'll bite your dick off.

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>>730078652

No retard. Besides, I have them all over my house, harmless, cute and useful for killing bugs, their cool in my house so they're the only spiders I like.

>>730078802
>Megaloptera (Dobson fly)
Those are actually really cool. Completely harmless and only mature for about 3 days so they can spawn and die. Otherwise, the primary phase of their lives go about underwater in the pupal stage.

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>>730078669

>>730072287
Yeah but I'm not sure it's ever killed anyone. Even their bites causing necrosis is rare.

>>730078872
Oh because i misspelled i did that on purpose fool

>>730078973
>calls anon retard
>thinks that Harvestmen (daddy long legs for you normies) are actually spiders

lol wow, retard

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>>730079070
Kek that fucking sp00k I remember him

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>>730079039

>>730071191
>fucking edgy sperglord
Well meme'd, you faggot.

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Just put it outside, a little ways away from your house. I hate spiders but they're good for the environment and such. Don't hurt it. Respect for all life forms, my dude.

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>>730078624
kek hard!!

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>>730079278

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>>730077602
I realize most of these pics are shit

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>>730078802

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>>730079197

Gay spider don't fucking touch it wait till it's hair grows out starve it till it's skinny shave whole spider body make up then fuck that trap n cum buckets in it cause banging traps ain't gay tm

>>730076509
No. 1 is the Recluse. But it's still funny as fuck.

>>730077188
Post pic of your wall. Shit looks rad

>>730079458
That's a potato bug dummy

Its a wolf spider if its under a 1.5" leg span. If its larger than an US halfdollar its more likely to be a huntsman. Those bastards are basically the giant cousin to the wolf spider.

Both species live in the same areas, they both roam for food in like a 3meter radius from their nests (funnel webs). I used to catch these buggers by hand. They don't do much when they bite, it mostly pinches real good and leaves a warm sometimes puffy bruise.

>>730070573
Does anyone have that one Story about the guy that found 5 million baby spiders that ate each other until there was only 5 in a Wii system?

Because that's what this spider reminds me of.

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>>730079039
They are beautiful!

>>730078526
Trap-door spider

>>730071836
Bites aren't poisonous, bites are venomous.

>>730079486
I dont get it brit fag please elaborate

>>730080129
Stop it right now you shitskin poo in loo nogger

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>>730079458
I also realize i don't have the picture of the huge huntsman i found (at least 7 inch diameter)

>>730080084
This guy knows

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>>730080274

Sydney Funnel Web Spider, shit's venomous as fuck and has crazy huge fangs. BIG no no

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>>730080450

>>730080387
I still dont get it......please explain further

>>730080298
now that spider I'd pet
9/10

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this one looks really disgusting like a leather like texture

>>730080298
I think that spider has autism.

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>>730080568

>>730080450
Sydneys are primarily ground spiders they dont climb walls well and risk injury doing so. Also they aren't all hairy along the legs like the pictures in OPs post.

>>730080639
Catch that shit. It looks like a large hobo spider. Its a very close cousin of the brown recluse and almost looks identical at a first glance.

Also it would help to know the where abouts you live or where this was taken. Brown recluse are very segregated to their habitat in the south Eastern US.

>>730080796
Ok i concede im not sure whats funny but im sure you'd tell me riiight?

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>>730081108

>>730070573
Its either a wolf spider or grass spider

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>>730080703
>>730080608
Careful, hes deadly

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>>730081245
Ok i get it..

>>730081084
op here, again, im from uruguay, its an old photo, i let it go, but because it was on the wall
its certainly different from the spider i catch today

>>730081591
And you can speak english wow

>>730075435
>Nothing harmful
>Known to kill smaller spiders and scorpions and sometimes small mice
Ignore him OP, let him free outside

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>>730081498
Yasssss I knew u would

>>730071088
Those 8s dont lie, its a common wolf spider, no danger to you unless youre allergic.

Now either drown it in your cum or eat it

>>730071055
>>730074039
It's actually a pretty common misidentification among laypersons that this is the pantropical huntsman spider (Heteropoda venatoria), which is likely the species you're thinking on and is pervasive in the US SE. For anyone who cares, you can tell this is a wolf spider by the some of the distinct markers like the leg structure, the hairs on the legs, the white line pattern across the cephalothorax, and the cephalothorax/abdomen size ratio.

But this being /b/, I'll forgo a sane response and instead simply say you guys are greater faggots than even OP if you think this is a huntsman. Kill yourselves.

>>730081799
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>730081891
Shut the FUCK up faggot

>>730070573
OP you should get a lighter and heat up the glass slowly to make the spider panic

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>>730081591
Que...?

>>730081937
yep. exactly what I expected in response.

>>730070573
Nicer rubber spider fag

>>730071032
Kek

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>>730082161

>>730071985
Poisonous not venomous moron

>>730072007
There definitely wolf spiders in the US ya dip

>>730081891
Bullshit, they have such variations in markings betwee. The two species it can be nearly impossible for you to properly identify it without a proper measurement and seeing up close and comparing its features. The huntsman and wolf spiders are so similar the only way to see a true difference based on a picture or at first glance is its sheer size. Also when a huntsman gets large enough you can tell the legs are positioned straight out on the side of the body instead of angled forward and backwards like other spider legs.

>>730081832
lul

>>730082534
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>730070573
No, its a wolf spider, they get into my house all the time,

>>730082703
>im an idiot
>talks out ass
>got called out
>b-but, the jokes on them i was just trolling the while time

Am i about right?

Fuck the 2mb limit

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>>730081382
He looks scary..

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This is now a spider-man thread.