Rekt Thread

>>730068831
Looks delicious

>>730068699

Bad chicken?

>>730069559

you korean?

Sanic youtube REKT. Check it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

>>730071474
nerve gas?

>>730071934
i didn't expect that

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>>730071978
No, he smoked too much.

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>>730068831

>>730071607

I had a couple of Korean friends (brothers) when I was younger. Their mom made dinner once that had dog meat, sauce, and rice wrapped in seaweed. Wasn't that bad to be honest. And it helped me realize, immediately, why the had so may dogs (like 12).

It still pissed me off. I don't want to eat dog, lady. That shit's taking it too far.

I put a hidden cam in her bathroom and got vids of her fucking herself silly with one of those bubbler wand things. Fapped like a monster to them, and put some cum in her ice-cream.

We're square now.

>>730072129
This was actually fun to watch

>>730071474
all limbs intact, survived, yeah what a noob bomb

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>>730071474
Dont litter.

>>730072129
>Classic rewind on the last kill
Is ISIS doing CoD montages now?

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>>730072294
What a trooper :,)

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>>730072430
I'm kind of amazed at how many attempted head shots happened before some of them went down.

>>730072565
It's probably a gas leak or gas deposit.

>>730072129
Anyone know why these men were specifically targeted?

>>730072985
They were gay

>>730072781
did he fucking shoot his friend in the face?

>>730072926
guy lived

>>730073771
Are you fucking retarded?

>>730071474

Dangers of smoking that they don't tell you about!

>>730071837
holy fuck man

>>730072129
damn those call of duty graphics are good

>>730072781
>>730072129
I bet the people who manufactured these guns must be proud.

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>>730073771
Yup, Marvin is died.

>>730074045
Boston?

>>730073891
dude watch his head snap back

>>730072985
because some people are fucking retarded and kill people

>>730074205
Sod off you liberal fuckhead

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>>730074205
2/10. Almost thought about starting to reply.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072781
Pretty sure that was a .22, and subsonic rounds with a suppressor have difficulty penetrating.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730072294
>I put a hidden cam in her bathroom and got vids of her fucking herself silly with one of those bubbler wand things.

Scientific research requires video footage be offered for analysis.

>>730072129
They are such pussies. They think they are so badass to wear a grpro and target innocent people while making it look like a video game. What they dont realize is theyre actually terrible at what they do

>holds handgun on the silencer
>even then cant even hold the handgun at an accurate angle
>misses shots point blank
>runs into barbershop like hes running from cops with no form whatsoever

>>730074703
kek

>>730074674
This. For science

>>730074966
Infected pimple or cyst probably
Those can hurt.

>>730074966
kek @ title.webm

>>730068699
is this the united supporters in nigeria?

go away evil dogger

>>730075102
He mustve been dead for a few days at least. When you die i think your body gets bloated from all the build up of gases (carbon dioxide?). That dude busty af

>>730075196
Such bad luck..

>>730074314
but you did reply

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>>730074509
.22s barely make more than a pop anyway, and the dude was hardly in stealth mode. Not seeing the utility in the suppressor at all here, except as a grip. :/

>>730072129
isis mindset
>lets protect Islam
>by killing other muslims
>with advanced weapons
>produced in the west
Allah U Akbar

>>730075510
Back to the Future 4 looks awesome

>>730075390
Sloth bears are nasty motherfuckers. They're specifically known for chewing limbs into bloody pulp and tearing off faces or flaps of skin.

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>>730075781

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>>730075085
>Infected
Why do you say that? Looks like regular sebum to me.

>>730075390
Thanks camera man

>>730076029
today on wildboyz...

>>730076029
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f37_1418004435
there like 100 people watching, seems they have even a gun, but only shoot in the Air. Fucking Indians. Gas them all.

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>>730075315
Looks like the cause of his injury was his grabbing on too long, allowing the tire to really torque his body. If it had just run him over, he probably would have been fine. Weighs less than a car and with a huge relatively soft tire..

>>730076018
When pimples get aggravated or infected IIRC they can turn into cysts.

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>>730075403
No I didn't.

>>730071607

He's probably just a carnivore, anon. No worries.

>>730076018
kek, driver must have thought it was just the speed bump

>>730073771
i think he was trying to hit the girl in the head with his gun but hit his friend instead

>>730072781
.22 w/ subsonic, you almost have to be within 2" of a skull to penetrate it and cause a rupture, and then you need to drill 2-3 more shots into it to get any real penetration.

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>>730077072

>>730075102
dat DONG

>>730076018
This usually seems like a case of an ignorant driver with no regard for life, but it's not.

You see, pretty much only the stupid people of this world ride bicycles and scooter, and being stupid, they are usually thinking about alcohol and sex...and not watching where they are going.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730077116
>.22 w/ subsonic
top fucking kek
.22LR is always subsonic when fired out of a pistol.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

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I am immune to your penus codes.

>>730075102
Check at the scrotal decomp and that one.

Go away evil dogger

>>730079875
God damn, I fucking remember watching that shit.

>>730071837
that kid ain't gonna forget that.

>>730068699
Dubs checked

>>730075510
need sauce

>>730072129
this webm makes me want to join isis

shit looks like fun

allahu akbur

>>730075843
When this thing hits 88 miles per hour your gonna see some serious shit!

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730080216
Do it. They send all new guys to the front lines and they are being slaughtered right now.

>>730072761
rename file

creating_amputee_porn.webm

>>730072129
Absolutely terrible firearm control. What a bunch of amateurs.

>>730080152
>hes gunna forget a lot of things

Cock

>>730074205
Yeah all the people who made these cars who rek people should feel ashamed too.

>>730074314
fucking retards....

i mean seriously... why dont they just change it to you get in the ring, and 50 guys try to shoot you while your run around

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072985
I'm pretty sure ISIL is just killing random people then saying they were traitors to Islam after the fact as propaganda.

>>730074216
Austin

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730079875
filename
killin it

>>730080445
its not like he was gonna use it to reproduce anyways

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>>730080445

>>730074509
>thinking bullets that have clean exit wounds actually kill more effectively than 22s.

LOL

>>730081024
>>730080460
>>730078787
>>730078058
>>730077799
>>730077471
go away evil dogger

>>730072293
go away evil dogger, pls dont kill my mom

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730071837
So what is going on here? This isn't a drunk dude stumbling sideways into traffic. This is a woman doing an every day thing and she just falls? I'm starting to worry about mom doing the same dumb ass thing.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
go away evil samefag

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>>730071837
this one was the best one yet

>>730075390
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>>730081189

We all die, anon. Cherish what you have while it's here.

>>730080808
>080808

>>730079875
What a terrible time to get your period.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

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>>730081189
>>730071837
Imagine being that driver getting out, walking around and seeing your bus parked on top of an old lady's head.

>>730080584
thats not funny tho

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730081525
stahp youre not funny

>>730074310
Actually he might be from /k. I was thinking that a well made gun shouldn't discharge when you're just trying to bonk a woman on the head to steal her purse.

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>>730081516
Is that a snub nosed magnum revolver? Didn't know they made those. Only explanation I can come up with for that damage. Or maybe someone smashed her multiple times with a sledge hammer and tried to make it look like a suicide.

>>730079986
He shouldn't have been a faggot skier. And you're a faggot as well for watching skiing videos. Enjoy your chicken tendies faggot.

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>>730081726
Let's see you do better.

>>730081838
They make snubnosed fucking .500 S&W revolvers.
However, the best explanation for that kind of damage is simply hollow point bullets.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730081924
>implying I didn't watch that shit in 1992

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>>730080584

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>>730081816
Got a feeling he had his finger on the trigger when he did it. Thugs have no trigger discipline.

>>730081996
Would totally suck

>>730068699
is that a BLM protest?

>>730082070
You still faggoty. Skiings a women's sport . And you're a faggot for being into skiing. Real mean snowboard or mountain bike.

>>730080276
filename kek

>>730072293
go away evil doggger

>>730072129
They really are cunts..

>>730081516
When she tells you she's never been blown away and you go to the store for some Magnums
whatever i tried .....

>>730082244
I'm not into skiing. Go fuck yourself.

>>730082202
I'd just want to play around with the wrought-iron rebar in his shoulder. Just imagine what that would feel like. Just right under the flesh. Hnng

>>730072129
this guy plays a lot of hitman i guess

>>730082244
None of them are masculine things sissy, and I hope you don't consider the sports... Means of transportation or joyride yes but they don't require physical effort..

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>>730081999
I'm no expert, but I would think that exploding a skull would be more of a function of energy rather than bullet design. I don't see anything less than a .44 magnum doing that.

>>730081516
>cutedeadgirls

Dude she's a fucking jigsaw puzzle and i can still tell she wasn't attractive before hand.

>>730082212

"I'm gonna make a fake suicide gif, using a large handgun..."

> recoil isn't something i'm aware of, no need to yank the gun out of sight

>>730082164
Yeah, that's probably it.

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>>730074703

>>730074966
Weak.

>>730081516

fake

>>730072781
this is like a low quality dark knight heist

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730082212
kek
the weapon turns around 180 degrees immediately after firing.
attention to detail 1/10

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>>730080922
random people don't carry guns
it's not burgerland retard

>>730076719
Their are some pedestrians who seem to be clueless about how long it takes a car to stop in my experience. They seem to think you apply the breaks and it stops dead.

>>730082707
It's fake as fuck, but no, it wouldn't.

>>730068831
Kek

>>730075196
>Would it kill you to take out the trash.

>>730075510
he got up to 88 miles an hour

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>>730068831
Freeze for the picture!

>>730082805
boi
I didn't say it would. I said it did.
Before firing, the grip is pointed towards his chest. After firing, it is cut to the grip pointing towards the camera.

>>730082724
>random people don't carry guns
>makes refrence to a post in which states that random people are gunned down by terrorists
>it's not burgerland retard
And that's why we fuckng carry guns

>>730075390
Man, let the fucking bear eat ffs.

>>730076608
Tyred nigger.

>>730074205
I bet your mother is proud for having birthed such a degenerate faggot

>>730072781
where's the full video?
after he shot his accomplice he continues to shot the woman too and run away, after which some random bypasser runs to her (seemingly to help) and steals her shit

>>730080445
I'M A SCATMAAAAAAAN

>>730083046
So that's how they invented their fav name!

Just can't properly spell

>tyre on

>>730072293

Go away evil dogger

>>730082724
gr8 m8 b8 etc etc 8/8

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730076651
>the farmer is understood to have come face-to-face with the bear and, fearing for his life, attacked it with a machete. The animal retaliated, mauled Somanna to death and then began eating his remains

Not the fucking bear's fault.

>>730083271
>mauled Somanna to death and then began eating his remains

kek
dude was still alive

>>730074314
this is actually good for humanity
people are bein tested every day if their genes a worthy
this activity increases the chance of getting tested
this one didnt make it

>>730082455
I've seen enough gifs like this to know that when someone comes to me and says "hey can you help us push this tall metal thing on wheels?" the answer is going to be fucking no.

>>730083360
"The animal retaliated, mauled Somanna to death and then began eating his remains.

The farmer's cries for help attracted a crowd to the scene who began to throw stones in the hope of scaring the animal away from the village. The bear then charged at the crowd, seriously injuring a second man, before police arrived approximately four hours later"

>>730083591
oh fuck, so the dude in the video was the second guy?

>>730082212
This is from V/H/S/2.

>>730083003
where exactly is it stated that those are random people?

>>730083256
are you triggered because i used the B word?

>>730083644
That's what my assumption was.

>>730083591
>before police arrived approximately four hours later"

I was gonna shit on their ineffective, third-world police force, but then I remembered I live two hours from Detroit.

>>730082805
u stoopid

Go away evil dogger

>>730083678
>doesnt understand the flow of context
is that you WSJ?

>>730083712
I guess that saying about no good deed going unpunished may be correct.

>>730074045
The kid's got moxie

>>730082879
fuck dude, my sides

>>730080276
"Great pass"
Nice shot
Nice shot
Nice shot

>>730083911
>no good deed
For sake of argument; replace every instance of "bear" with "you"; and every instance of "farmer" or mention of the guy's name with "nigger".
No good deeds here.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

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I present you
the Fantastic Four
Human Torch

>>730083895
don't sperg out on me now, for a moment there, we almost communicated.

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I present you
the Fantastic Four
Invisible Woman

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

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I present you
the Fantastic Four
Mr Fantastic

>>730082212
That's from a horror movie bro. Pretty sure it's VHS 2

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I present you
the Fantastic Four
The Thing

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730084703
i'd like a shot of that "body milk"

>>730084703
WHAT THE FUCK

>>730072129
is the file name a "harcore henry" parody joke?

>>730085022
same broe

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>>730071837
>>730074092
>>730080152
>>730081189
>>730081516
>>730081565
Talk about getting thrown under the bus.

>>730076018
What a FUCKING MORON. What's wrong with these goddamn people and driving/riding.

>>730068699
Death nigga storage?

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730084703
>>730084606
>>730084493
>>730084391
Nice posts

>>730071474
how all the pavement broken to piece but he din't even get a scratch. that thing should have crunched his lung

>>730084703
This is discusting

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>>730082756
My theory is that the laws giving peds the right of way in almost all circumstances have caused them to believe that their safety is not their own responsibility. Somehow the magic crosswalk will protect them, so they don't need to even look.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730085431
Pedestrians are fucking cancer, they're always walking as slowly as they can abusing the availability of the crossing

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730072985
Probably Iraqi Government officials. Police, exc.

>>730074966
Idk this one touch me more than all the video before this one,
maybe because that person is still alive.
dead we feel no pain,

>>730085431
by the law of causal nexus the second car is guilty free as all the blame relapse on the first car as motivator of the chain of events

>>730074045
fake and gay

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

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>>730083559
Yup. I don't even care if there are no electrical lines overhead. Could get struck by fucking lightning.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

Go away evil dogger

>>730082879
Underrated post

>>730085060
EAT A DICK CARLOS

>>730084703
Stop. Feeding. Him.

>>730084703
go away evil dogger

>>730085093
Is there a sign out there saying so..?!

>>730072293
Only redditors can think of shit this retarded.

dont stahp

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>>730085028
Kind of. I always think it's Hardcore Harry, so it's really a Hardcore Harry parody joke.

>>730072293
Bettlejuice beetlejuice beeltlejuice

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>>730085261
I think he got a bit more than a scratch. He was blown out of his shoes. He likely has eternal damage.

Go away evil dogger

>>730085431
I wholeheartedly blame it on people not seeing any of these kind of vids in REKT threads, thus having no respect for what a car at even lower speeds can do to them.

>>730088360
>He likely has eternal damage.
>has eternal damage.
>eternal damage
>eternal

Uhh, anon. Do i even?

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>>730085871
>all the blame
>rainy night
>pedestrian wearing dark clothing
>jaywalking and not even looking
>driver has green light
I'm going with 85% pedestrian 15% car

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730081516
>close to no splatter
>skin looks like clay
>gun still pointed at head, even though recoil would've sent hand flying
>skull pieces would've also been sent flying
fake

>>730088136
Kek

>>730085431
Its more people are too comfortable around fast moving cars. They dont realise at any moment one of those heavy chunks of metal can be pointed at you in an instant. The same thing happens to other animals, the ones afraid of cars will not likely be hit by one. The ones comfortable enough to cross the roads often or sit in the side of the roads will more than likely die as roadkill.

>>730068699
>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072129
>holding silencer of pistol like a rifle
well...

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>>730088721
My parents or somebody must have taught me well, as I have survived many street crossings in my lifetime, but I have to say these threads have made me like ultra safe. Like come to a complete stop and look before crossing and head a swivel when crossing safe.

>>730068699

story?

>>730089337
Holds down the recoil for follow-ups and allows you to slightly conceal the firearm with your hands ans forearms.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger.

>>730068831
i would love that on top off my fireplace

>>730089369
Living in code yellow. Never get to the code white you become comfortable and thats when life likes to throw curve balls.

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>>730089175
Notice other arm bent in abnormal posture. Gun arm could have bent back in similarly.

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730071474
holy kek he left his shoe

>>730080445
Would have been believable if his pants weren't already wet. This skit was set up.

>>730072618
ill do whatever i want silly anon

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>>730073771
kek

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

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>>730089408
>Holds down the recoil for follow-ups and allows you to slightly conceal the firearm with your hands ans forearms.
Are you an operator? What firearms experience do you have? Curious because that pistol has negligible recoil when he shoots the first guy one-handed.

>>730084606
The webm is sped up for no reason. You can see from looking at the guy on the left.

>>730076719
completely ignoring how a zebra crossing is meant to be used, hope the died or at the least lost the use of their legs.
>inb4 edgy
thank you, I try.

>>730082724
>random people don't carry guns
No, only intelligent people do.

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>>730075102

>>730088768
i don't understand what the dude in the track suit is all twitchy about, he almost slips at the end

>>730072129
this is the kind of prankster that yt needs nowadays tbh

>>730082164
Are asians soulless demons from another dimension or just ant like automatons?

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730074045
Dumb cunts can't even put a maxipad over their ass before they go pissin blood every smfh

>>730084391
Why beat him!? Hes already dead!

>>730089408
>Holds down the recoil for follow-ups and allows you to slightly conceal the firearm with your hands ans forearms.
Are you retarded? Do you know how hot a suppressor gets after only a few shots?

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>>730090151
I'd like to answer that question with a webbum, if I may?

>>730089953
Then it very well could have been concealing the firearm. They were obviously shooting people in public. Also for proof of concealing the firearm is He is actually using a suppressor in the first place. Its in order to not cause a huge scene.

>>730090050
i reckon you don't own a gun, eh?

>>730074966
Is that how McDonalds makes cones? When their "Ice cream machine is broken" does that mean the local She-Cow has ran out of face milk? So many questions.

>>730072293
Curse you curse Doggo

>>730084391
Am I considered a douche if I would refuse to put him out with my jacket because I don't want it to get burned?

>>730088768
it sucks but by fault is ALWAYS to the driver unless the pedestrian does it on pupose (scams or suicide cases)

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>>730084391
>>730084606
>>730084703
>>730084493

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730090236
Not if its a small caliber subsonic round. What does everyone just assume this guns caliber is?

Maybe out of a rifle it gets hot fast.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

man do we get a lot of curses...

>>730082455
The guy who drives away is the smartest of all of them

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>>730068699
Lkanking gone wrong?

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>>730090383
>does it on pupose
Are you saying that pedestrian did not intend to be crossing the street right then? Maybe he was hypnotized? Or someone was holding his family hostage and controlling him with an earpiece...

>>730090304
I own several dozen

>>730088360
This post gave me eternal damage

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>>730089888
So spooky

>>730083440
this post will make me read some Hemmingway

>>730072293
Go away evil dogger

>>730072293
go away doggo

>>730090452
Out of anything that isn't a .22 it will get too hot to touch within 10 rounds. The firearm in the video is clearly 9mm and is clearly not subsonic.

>>730090560
when i said "on porpuse" i mean to get hit by a car.

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>>730089888
It deserves it twice.

>>730090662
Also i couldn't find a single gif of these guys looking at one another.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger

>>730084493
Wtf. Explain

>>730084703
Categorized under "jobs Americans won't do."

>>730090748
What makes it "Clearly" not subsonic? What tells you its "clearly" 9mm?

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>>730090617
you're a smart guy burger

>>730076661

The running guy was an idiot, but the driver was a bigger idiot, when you see pedestrians trying to cross you don't accelerate, you slow down.

>>730072293
go away evil dogger.

>>730090258
Good answer. Ants it is.

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>>730090752
He walked in to the path of a speeding car that had the light that was obviously not stopping. I'd say an argument could be made for his intending to be hit by a car.

>>730089888
checkered

>>730090864
Exercise isn't a job. Americans would do it if they got paid for it.

Go away evil dogger

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>>730091052
The car looks like it was decelerating well before them to me. You just can't avoid someone being stupid enough to run in to the path of your car sometimes.

>this thread
pretty mild. i think i'll turn on youtube and watch the squirrel hunter channel and listen to the soothing voice that sounds a lot like Top Gears Jeremy Clarkson and watch some "helicopter tails."

gnite!

>>730091426
Rekt is meant to be funny, not disturbing. That's what gay shit like gore is.

>>730089369
The dumb cunt didn't even try looking, it's like she was DELIBRATELY staring ahead.

To be fair I think whatever retard that was driving was doing the same thing
I know because of how the universe works I'm gonna be in a Rekt Thread next week but the reason I'm not fucking dead from a car running me over is because I have common sense and actually retained the knowledge I learned when I was >FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD
Look both ways, both of you. Absolute morons.

>>730091426
Have you seen 321astroman's Ground Squirrel Smackdowns? I haven't found any done better. Love seeing the pellet's path.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-SmlCFtusw

>>worst muzzle flash and blood splatter effects i have seen

>>730091426
Bismuth detected.

>>730084493
im so fucking confused