Was Jesus Christ a real person?

>>730062534
Yes. The Son of God.

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>>730062534
jesus was many people, like the name bob for the us is the everyman as if jesus was the persons who could alter themselves and thus others to heal
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>730062534
Yeah.

>Is everything written in the Bible true?
No.

>>730062534
No, he was a Jew

>>730062800

God isn't real, though.

Why was the previous thread deleted? I don't get how so many porn threads stay up but this one got 404d?

Just so you know:

Bob the Protestant Fish is in the house!

>>730064672

Even mods get butthurt when their beliefs are challenged.

>>730063762
kek

Can someone pass me a Kleenex©?

>>730063868
Why do you say that? Have you met Him yet? He believes in you. Don't you believe in him?

>>730063762
Oh, so that's the reason Hitler didn't kill the jews.

>>730065211
Don't speak for other people, anon. It's not polite.

Hymn. Hymn. Hymn.

Fuck Him.

>>730065297
I'm not speaking for other people. I'm speaking for myself. What do you believe in? Make a choice.

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She made me believe in God

>>730062534
He was real. He, however, did not have superpowers.

>>730065518

Yes, you are, you're speaking for God. He wouldn't like that.

The romans enjoyed crucifying people and Jesus was a common name, so was there a man named Jesus who was crucified by the romans? yes. Also Nazareth was home to the Nazarenes, a religious cult so a man named Jesus from Nazareth who was affiliated with a religious cult was most likely crucified by the romans

>>730065982
No, I'm not. I said I'm speaking for myself. Can't you read? You have to choose what you believe in, and that's not up to me. It's up to you.

>>730066137
>Can't you read?
Yes.
>He believes in you.
You're speaking for God. That's impolite. Don't do that or you'll go to Hell.

>>730066249
I'm speaking what God has shown me. You don't get to decide if I go to hell or not. That's decision is reserved for another.

>>730066381
If you've come to spread the word of the lord, any other website would be better than this one.

>>730066381
God will decide if you go to Hell and he'll put you there if you continue speaking for him. Stop doing that, seriously.

>>730066508
This site is the best of all. So many here are lost. They don't know what they seek. Jesus didn't hang out with the righteous, he hung out with the sinners. I know, because I'm a sinner too.

>>730066685
Jerking off to badly drawn anime porn isn't a sin, anon. Your immortal soul is safe.

>>730066509
Seriously? Jesus will decide. I'm not worried. I put my faith in Him. It doesn't bother me. Does it bother you?

>>730066778
I'm not here for my soul. I'm here to show you the way. Many here are looking for something but they don't know what it is.

I believe in Tim Minchin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

I didn't know there are people on /b/ that fall for the delusion of a higher power.

>>730066052
Sounds like you are trying to talk yourself out of believing in Jesus. Is that working for you?

I believe in Christopher Hitchens.

>>730062534
Same OP from lit asking about epicureanism? posting waifus

>>730066839
>Jesus will decide.
Now you're speaking for Jesus? Man, you're really walking on thin ice here, breh.

>>730067403

There aren't. Just edgelords trolling edgelords.

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I believe in Monty Python.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ42IMu7HIQ

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I believe in correcting the faults of the past.

I believe in the Church of the End Times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82mUYJqWUx0

>>730068863

Gaaaaaaaaay

>>730067103
Yo, I'm taking the bait. Is the earth actually 6k years old?

>>730062534
Dunno about god, but me and this major cutie used to chat a bunch. She lives near me in washington and her folks dont know she posts her nudes online.
Her Deviantart is KayanaKim if you wanna see em

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>>730062534

Probably, but he was nothing like in the bible, he was more likely a jewish freedom fighter that had fame through successful campaigns of roman resistance.

all the gospels were written about him 100 years after he died, so none of those apostel people actually knew him. They just fan fic'd themselves into the story.

this is a pretty good book that makes some good points. Some of it seems questionable but it's a good read overall.

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I believe in Joe Pesci.
He looks like a guy that can get stuff done.

>>730063229

>is anything written in the bible true?

Probably not

There probably was a guy named Jesus though, that much *might* be true.

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>>730069393

>>730062534
HELL YEAH HE IS. does a great job trimming my bushes evenly.

>>730069392

I read that. It basically shows evidence that the Romans invented the jesus story to get violent jews to stop fighting and pay their taxes. It's brilliant psychological warfare if it's true, but it eventually came back to bite them in the ass after a couple hundred years.

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>>730069811

>>730066839
Lol you call yourself religious yet think that it is Jesus who puts ppl in hell

Well played

>>730067580
Obviously yes you mong

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>>730069639

>>730069052
right. and all abortion should be legal because somebody somewhere got raped by their dad.

>>730062534
probably.

the shit he did was probably exaggerated, but he was a good dude.

>>730069052
No

>>730065211
we should ask you the same questions. have you met him yet?

>>730062534
>Was Jesus Christ a real person?
probably
>Was Jesus Christ the son of a god, who was born to a virgin?
no

>>730070260
>we should ask you the same questions. have you met him yet?

Oh sure, just egg him on.

I'm gonna go make some popcorn. Be right back.

Who fucking cares?