ask someone who got out of the friend zone yesterday anything

>>730060839
So where did you dump the body? You leave any trace of the rape at her house?

what color are your shorts?

How do I get friend?

How do you unironically use the term friendzone?

>>730060947
I'll have you know she's still alive
>>730061031
Black
>>730061041
You pressure them until they accept
>>730061042
Like this: I was in the friend zone until yesterday

>>730060839
>>730061041
I want friend zone....
I never have friend.

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>>730060839
well dude, show pics

>>730061265
>You pressure them until they accept

LMFAO
>> Hello, You are friend now.
>I don't know about that..
>> YOU'RE FRIEND!!!
>...
>> Now I will make you happy by touching PP.

... it will never work..

>>730060839
greg?

>>730060839
Can I eat your ass

>>730061520
That sounded like a good plan man idk

>>730061301
lmao nahh, we're keeping it on the dl
>>730061529
nope
>>730061569
idk, can i eat yours? :)

>>730060839
>>730061694
>>730061694
Pics or it didn't happen greg.

Im looking for websites where people upload videos to share, like tinypic but darker.
anyone has any idea? better if its like .jp

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>>730060839
Method, now, please.

Or fuck off.

what'd your dad's dick taste like?

>>730062145
Not op, but people and relationships are complex and everyone has to find their own way of climbing out

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>pressure them until they accept

Good luck OP. It won't last long. See you in a few months in the suicide thread.

>>730061969
>>730061694
>>730061301
yea, come on greg. spice up your thread alittle bit with some pics

>>730061969
well, i guess it didnt happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>730062052
umm, no i dont...
>>730062208
idk, let me ask my mom

>>730060839
How low did her self esteem have to get for you to be a viable choice?

>>730062267

>>730061041
^^ Speaking, ill see you there tomorrow.

>>730062316
wtfs wrong with u. come one bro. answere the goddamn question properly, tell your story, upload some pics or kys already.

>>730062145
1) get really close to her, it really helps if both of you have similar interests and tastes in people
2) make sure she's not into anyone else, i honestly dont even know how, good luck with this one
3) get her to like you enough to date you
4) make it so that its ambiguous to other people whether youre dating or not
5) pop the question, and boom, you got a girlfriend

So , what did you say/do to get out man?

>>730062433
I've had my girlfriend for almost 3 years. Ya know why? Because we were only friends for a few days before I asked her out. Your relationship will not last. I'm assuming you're underaged and a faggot anyways.

>>730060839

>>730060839
lol, you were never in the friend zone

>>730062600

Fuck that,
easier option- buy 6-10 roofies.
Invite her to bar.
Roofie 6-10 People that are smoking at the bar.
Ask her to come smoke.
When she goes outside, KO her from behind.

Then wake her up after all the smokers passed out.
Tell her you saved her while you 2 got jumped.
She will think your hero.
Rip off shirt to reveal another shirt with superman symbol.
Fly off into the clouds together.
Girlfriend.

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>>730062600
Thanks, great advice. It really does make sense.

Dubs checked.

Take care Anon.

>>730061265
Still alive!!!! Amateur mistake my friend

>>730062326
pretty low, apparently
>>730062528
lets see how long the relationship lasts, and then i'll kms
>>730062616
other people honestly werent sure if we were dating, so we both just responded with "idk", and i just said fuck it, if they think we're dating, then why not just make a move already

>>730060839
>/b/ is my diary
>everyone cares about my life
>please gratify my existence

What ever, more importantly
>>How do I friend zone my girlfriend so I can find hotter girl?

>>730061265
>I'll have you know she's still alive
Police on the way I reckon

What are your top five movies?

>>730063114
>other people honestly werent sure if we were dating, so we both just responded with "idk"

You were never in the friend zone anon, she liked you forever. Disregard my dickish joust at her self esteem lowering. The friend zone is for beta faggots that are obsessed with a girl that feels no attraction to them at all but enjoys the attention they receive. You were just friends with the girl before you dated.

>>730063265
Not OP, but I've got this. Fuck her stepmother that she hates. Worked for getting rid of my ex.

>>730063230
lmao, pretty much
>>730063265
say you dont wanna be her bf anymore, but would still like to be her friend? idk, ive never friend zoned anyone

>>730060839
op still in the friendzone. She just felt bad his lame ass and lets him pretend their dating. Meanwhile she's out sucking dick and getting gang-banged by Mexicans.

>>730060839
If you were her friend, then why did she dump you?

>>730063377
shit, man, im realizing now that i dont really watch a lot of movies :/ sorry about that
>>730064239
um, she didnt? we're now dating

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Enjoy your month or so of bliss. There's a reason you were put there in the first place. She's not attracted to you. Not sure what's so hard to understand about that.

>>730062600
>be me
>have nerdy best friend since 4th grade
>get really close
>she finds me to be the creepy autist I am and leaves
>she now spends her time getting drunk in the woods with normies
Your method turned me suicidal.

>>730062600

OR see a cute chick and task her out before she gets to know you and put you in the friendzone... like normal people do it

>>730064523
whoops...guess it doesnt work for everybody ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>730064567
if you wanna do it the boring way, i guess

>>730064567
>not dating your best friend
>implying there is anything more romantic than marrying your childhood friend and being next to each other after a long life

liam?

>>730062930
kek

>>730064908
nope, better luck next time :)
>names guessed: greg, liam

>>730065441
Jason?

>>730060839
Cringe as fuck picture tbh fam

>>730065616
nope
>greg, liam, jason

>>730065763
Brandon?

>>730062600
What do if she already likes someone

>>730060839

>No Google Images matches
Nice
>White
Nice!
>Meme hands
Very Nice!
>Perfect Facial structure
VERY Nice!
>Natural Beauty
Super nice!
>Fit
SUPER nice!!!!
>That hair
SUPER FUCKING NICE
>Aperture Science
SO FUCKING NICE HOLY SHIT ANON SHES PERFECT

>>730062930
This

>>730064870

I like tits. My best friend is male.

This is how things should be.

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>>730065942

>No Google Images matches

>>730065878
Not op. Is she talking to you about 'liking someone?' The easiest thing to do is just ALWAYS put a sexual twist (in a fun way) on any relationship with a girl you might be interested in.

>>730065974
I think she has some nekkid pics floating around the internet
>>730066080
kek

>>730065803
nope
>alright, i aint keeping track of these names anymore, this shit got old fast
>>730065878
tell her he doesnt seem like a good guy for her and hope she listens to you :)
>>730065942
umm...not her

>>730065942
>no Google image matches
Lurk more newfag.
Or Google "just right meme girl"

>>730065974
kek

>>730066080
>>730066193

Why are all the digits so nice from today.

Also I did 10 extra seconds of digging and I'm an autist.

>>730066083
Thanks man, that'll be my plan B
>>730066193
Thanks OP! Will try

>>730062600
seems down to earth

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Story time from a /b/tard who got out of the friendzone and used her like a cum dumpster!
> be me and fat 2010
> girl friendzones me
> 2 years later went by where she got dumped and gained about 40 pound
> I got a bit skinny (6'1 with 200 pounds)
> we started hanging out again cause some douche invited us to smoke weed.
> one night i went to her apartment for exercise (3 of us) we ended up smoking and watching movies [ i know the exact opposite ].
> friend leaves and she leans her head on my lap. Took it as a sign and went for the kiss.
> things got very heated, boner was at maximun capacity.
want details of sex?

>>730067349
yes, go on

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>>730067349
> Changed my mind on the details.
> basically I fucked her for like a year
> treated her like crap because she had no personality at all.
> she was basically a fuck doll for me.

> We broke up one day and she blocked me on FB. I heard she moved to florida and got pregnant one month later.
>End.

plz annon sause of the gift you use how is that animu called

>>730068293
come on, anon, spill the deets
this thread isnt really going anywhere anymore

>>730068260
Just did
>>730068293
Lesson I learned out of this is basically no matter how high and mighty women present themselves or try to act. It's just a wall and once you break, even if they are independent, they become a toy for you to play with.

Also helps if you are super convincing about wanting her and all that bullshit.

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anon for the love of god the name of shit anime

>>730060839
What non-alcoholic beverage was she drinking in your company that you roofied?

>>730060839
Sauce on pic? Have that one from a long time ago, but want more

>>730068694
reverse image search is your friend, anon
urotsukidoji new saga episode 2

>>730068458
>>730068260
fine i'll give you a funny story of our first time after boner was at maximun.
> ok so boner was at maximun and the pre um covered my non circumsized clean dick.
> I had no condom (fuck me right?)
> so i tell her i'll go buy one, she says ok ill wait for you.
> 12 am or 1 am. i drive the wrong way to a gas station with heart racing and boner slowly decreasing. made a 180 and went to the other gas station.
>OPEN (fuck yeah!!!) bought the sperm killer and drove 80 on a 60. horny but not willing to get caught by the fucking cops.
> arrived she was there waiting we started kissing in her roommates bedroom since she was ashamed of hers (didnt know why until later that week)
>After a good make out i threw her in bed and proceded to rip her clothing like an animal.
> started kissing her mouth,neck, and runing my tounge down her C cup tits. delicious am i right?
> after that i ran my tounge down her body to her moist pussy
MORE?

>>730068940
thanks for answering, i was busy green writing.
look for the new version., the old one is meh and there are like 3 or 4 movies (banned on USA cause its fucking gory af for its time)

>>730068694
>>730068940
link to the original btw. its meh but enjoy.
http://123moviesfree.com/watch/urotsukidoji-legend-of-the-overfiend-1989-online-free-123movies.html

>>730069224
yes, please

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>>730061266
Me too

>>730069224
ok imma finish it cause i'm bored and i've never done green text on /b/
>so i start eating her out, wet like a river and i enjoyed all of her vaginal fluids. pheromones went crazy. She grabbed my hair hard and i tongued her harder and deeper, she orgasms with my tongue inside her. heavy breathing and moaning.
> "let me return the favor" she says and starts sucking me off (never had a blow job even though i had 4 women before her)
>feels good /b/ros but here is the funny part.
> she sucked me for like 5 minutes and I couldn't cum.
> i threw her to the bed miscionary position and started teasing her with my 6 incher (ik its not big but w.e)
> rubbed her on her clit and vaginal walls
>"stop teasing me anon"
> I thrust it inside her and she screamed in pleasure (holy shit my cock has super powers?)
> so we started fucking for like 1 hour or so.
>AHHH oh my god!!!! she yelled (another orgasm for her)
> i couldnt cum (FUUUUUUUUUCK)
> I kept fucking her and she was DICK DRUNK (look it up if you dont know)

>>730062243
No there must be an procedure to confuse the mind so much it accepts you as a friend

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>>730060839
Don't know any questions, but why does the girl in OPs picture remind me so much of Ty Lee?

>>730070381
>So she's dick drunk and I was tired (hips were giving out)
> since i didn't cum i started eating her out again and at this point her neighbors probably heard her cause she was screaming loud.
> Got my second wind and started fucking her even harder until she couldnt take it any more. and my paranoid ass didnt want cops coming here thinking she was being murdered.
> we laid there dick was getting limp and she was just dick drunk and feel asleep next to me. (one of the best sex i've ever had )
why was it one of the best? because i wanted her for 2 years and caught her on the rebound. Fucked her and left her satisfied smiling.
Bad side? i didn't cum, the adrenaline from driving back and fort looking for a gas station for condoms was hell.
Lesson? carry a condom, you never know.

> She was a freak though.The other day i visited her again and while fucking i told her i was about to cum.
> she looks at me and tells me to cum in her face!!!!!
> i fucking pull out the condom and blasted her with cum from the day before that had been exploding on my balls and just covered her face, tits, stomach and pussy.
> she licked her face and scooped up the rest with her fingers
> fucking dream come true /b/ros.

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>>730060839
>>730062267

>>730071257
>>730068293
and basically this. She was a good ride but man we had nothing in common and we both were just graduating from college and she wanted kids (we knew each other for 2-3 years but we had been "going out" for like a few months).
She was a bit insane, mad that that i wasn't jealous, blah blah blah same as every other chick with daddy issues and low self esteem.
She was a good woman, but would you really want to date/ marry someone with hardly any personality and did everything you asked?
Not me, that would be extremely boring.
Most women who are really hot don't have personalities since they are always treated as queens and don't really have to talk much. So once she hit rock bottom i caught her in between developing a personality and still thinking she was high and mighty.

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>>730060839
Whats it like to fool yourself into believing that the person you're with didn't just "settle" for you.