fluffies

>>730060815

comic chan 2 standing by

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>>730060815
Fluffy train has no brakes.

Posting this because I don't believe Comic Chan has it. Didn't see it posted with the rest of Asperger Daddeh.

>>730061037
nice ill add it to the collection

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KEEPING WHERE I LEFT IT²

>>730061037
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WE HAVE NO BRAKES² ALSO TAKING THAT IMAGE FOR THE LULZ²

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>>730060815
GOD, WHY RETARDED SELFISH FLUFFIES LIKE THIS DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY RAGE²

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>>730061156
>>730061192
The Pizza Guy always delivers.

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>>730061343
THAT'S RETARDED. WHY WOULD A FUCKING SHITPISS MACHINE LIKE THAT DEAL THAT KIND OF CONTENT OR TO HANDLE THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE?²

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>>730061644
Because wierdbox best box.

>>730060815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho
Praise kek that we got someone like Trump and Alex Jones to fix this mess.

Behold, the cancer that is killing /b/.

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>>730061855
I HAVE TO DISAGREE MY FELLOW ANON²

ANYBOX THAT GOES OUT THE ABUSE BRANCH WON'T BE THE BEST.²

UNLESS IT IS [WHATEVER] + ABUSE²

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>>730062050
We shall have to agree to disagree, then.

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>>730061987
>4 fluffy threads a day
>200 gay threads a day
yeah ok kid, keep being salty, you'll end up like pic related

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>>730061987
/b/'s dead, Jim.

I JUST REALIZED I'M PUTTING THE FUCKING ² WHEN I'M THE ORIGINAL COMIC-CHAN.

GOD NO WONDER WHY I'M RETARDED¹

AHA, FIXED

>>730062131
WE SHALL

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>>730062050
SINCE YOU SHITTERS ARE NO REQUESTING SAME PHYSICAL MATERIAL THAT YOU'RE MADE OF, I'M DUMPING WHATEVER¹

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Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!

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I've saved way too many stories.

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Pitiful people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties.

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Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon! ¹

>>730063552
bullshit, no such thing

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I can't see her anymore... She was so clear and bright... but the blood is in my eyes, and now I can only watch the ocean of blood... Its waves crash against my forehead again and again, AND I JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SURF!!¹

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You're gonna scream, just like she did; open mouth, open heart, blood and noise forever piercing my skull, poisoning me with its psychopathic purple liquid. We watched it all, and felt the knife edge split down the middle... CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

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>>730063711
You don't see them posted often any more. Most people prefer comics over stories, I guess. Granted, I've not been around for many months (irregular internet connection) but...

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I'll never forget the way her holes cried... The way she screamed in agony as she pushed the knife slowly into my sternum... Such a beautiful symphony of feelings, and at the end of it, she was so much greater! My operatic diva of flesh and steel!! ¹

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¹

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¹

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You know, I'm certain these dumps are coming this fast just to kill the thread with image limit...

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I will stop now, I dumped almost everything¹

>>730065045
nah, it'd be chocos or doors or some shit

>>730065045
This dumps comes this fast because 4chanX is a wonder, and I hate to see a fluffy thread that is not spreaded with fluffy BLOOD¹

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Traditional post.

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>>730065175
Could be worse. Could be Anthro.

Fuck, now I just summoned the anthro guys, didn't I...goddamnit!

>>730065045
See? Nobody posting shit if I don't¹

pizza guy you still there?

>>730066537
Yeah, I'm around.

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>>730065045
>guys, stop posting content or the thread will fill up with content

>>730066621
it's comic chan 2

wanna pick up were we left off?

>>730066725
Sure. I'm not going to be able to marathon it like last night, but we should be able to get something going.

Keep posting am lurking

>>730067398
Limit image m8¹

Fuck

>>730067456
Story time needs no pictures...

>>730067667
Never read one. I came here for graphic violence, not for reading.¹

>>730066878
ok, sky's the limit chapter 2

>a week goes by and the babies have started walking and talking
>the safe room is finished, a fresh coat of paint and the chalk board paint is on the walls for the fluffies to draw
>sky is trying to teach her babies to make good poopies and most pick it up quickly except for sandy, the biggest foal
>sky
pwease sandies, gud babbehs make gud poopies in wittew bawks, nuu wan make daddeh angwy
>sandy
nuuu wan make poopies in wittew bawks, nuu smeww pwetty, fwuffie poopsies wewe fwuffy wan
>sandy starts to shit but sky scoops him up and tries to get him to the litter before it's too late
>nuuu wan sowwy stick, nuu wan bad poopies, nuuu wan hewt babbehs
(note anon doesn't have a sorry stick, this is just fear bubbling ip from previous owner being shitty)

>>730068025
(Anon does indeed have one at this point but has not had to use it thus far)
>catches the last part of the exchange from the doorway
>casually strolls in
"Sandy...did I just here you say you are going to poop wherever you want? You don't want to listen to your momma?"
>his eyes narrow to slits
>gonna nip this crap in the bud
>gonna give the babies every opportunity to be good first, though
>but they will learn the hard way, if need be

>>730068734
>sky drops sandy in the litter box
>the other fluffies are off playing games or drawing on the chalkboard
>sky looks up at you
s-sowwy daddeh nuu wan bad poopies, buh sandie nuu wan be gud babbeh, p-pwease nuu be angwy
>sandy starts to leave the litter box
nuuu wike nuuu smeww pwetty dummeh wittew bawks, big fwuffie make gud poopies away fwom hewd

>>730069104
I hope fucking sandy just will be smashed against the fucking wall.¹

>>730069932
idk, that's up to pizza guy really

>>730069104
>grabs Sandy's neck hard
>cold fury radiates from his voice
"No. You WILL poop here."
>presses her face down into the (clean) litter
"This is where good fluffies poop. I don't give a single fuck if it 'no smell pretty.' You will poop here like every other fluffy or you will face my full fury."
>leans in close
"Pray you never do. I will give you forever sleepies. Guarantee it."
>releases Sandy and turns back to Sky
>she's been sobbing her eyes out the entire time
>gives her a big hug
"You're a very good momma, Sky. Sometimes, babies just won't listen and you have to get tough. It makes heart hurties, but it's for the best, in the end. We do it because we love them and want only the best..."
>steadies his breathing
>relaxes very slowly
>if he's not careful, someone's going to die...
>and that would be horrible

>>730069932
If Sandy goes full smarty, her death will be slow and painful...

>>730070149
Kick that fucking shitrat and treat the other nice untill they give you another excuse to destroy it¹

>>730070149
4 chan thinks im spamming and won't let me post...

>>730070149
>sandy shits himself in terror
>the mess is contained in the litter box
>he cries and cowers in the corner
p-pwease nuu hewt sandy
>sky shakes like a leaf in your arms but eventually calms down as you hug her
o-otay daddeh, babbeh am gud fwuffie soon, mummah am gud fwuffie?

>>730071951
ok there we go, finally get something through after the fourth rewrite

>>730071951
"Very. Hey, 4 our of 5 is pretty damned good, all things considered."
>looks over at Sandy
"Come here, little one. I've got huggies for you, too. You just gotta listen to momma. She'll make sure you don't get hurt...as long as you do what she says. Momma loves you...and so do I."

>>730072423
>sandy looks over at anon
>he gets up, a little shakey but no worse for wear
d-daddeh nuu hewt fwuffie? daddeh wub sandie?
>sky
daddeh wub aww babbehs, babbehs nee make gud poopies an fawwow deh wuwes suu daddeh am happies
>sandy walks over to anon and starts liking his hand
babbeh am sowwy, babbeh onwy wan make gud poopies away fwom hewd, poopies nuu smeww pwetty an nuu smeww pwetty am bad fo hewd

>>730072917
>puzzles some over Sandy's choice of words
>'bad for herd...'
>close observation is now required
>we may have a smarty on our hands, folks...
"Who told you about pooping away from the herd?"

>>730073384
>sandy looks confused
nuu teww poopies am bad fo hewd, poopies nuu smeww pwetty an hewd nuu wike nuu smeww pwetty
>sky pitches in
buh bad poopies guu inda wittew bawks, jus wike daddeh teww
>she gets up and goes to the litter
>digs a little hole and poops in it
>she kicks some litter on top of the pile and looks at sandy
see babbeh nuu nuu smeww pwetty poopehs nuu mowe, gud poopies guu in wittew bawks
>you've seen her demonstrate this at least a dozen times

>>730073791
>can feel his patience beginning to run thin again
>there's a REASON he never wanted kids
"Now, you, Sandy."
>motions to the litter box
"Just like momma showed you."
>gives Sky huggies and a scratch behind the ears when she comes back

>>730074496
>sandy
o-otay daddeh
>sandy walks over to the litter box
>you hear him sniffinf and his ears go back in apparent disgust
>he looks over at you hugging his mom and then back to the box
>he does the same thing his mother did
>he turns toward you and his mom and walks forward
d-did babbeh do gud? nuu mmowe bad poopies ouside wittew bawks?...nuuu smeww pwetty

>>730074976
"You smell fine. You only think you smell bad"
>ruffles his mane
"Well, I'm going to spend the rest of the evening here to make sure you don't do it again. Besides, I've got something new for everyone and it should be here soon."
>it's pizza night
>just ordered before coming into the safe room
>he's never fed them pizza before
>has no idea if Sky might have had it before, though

>>730075334
ehhehehheeee
>sandy giggles as you ruffle his mane
otay daddeh
>he gallops off to play with his siblings
>sky looks up at anon
daddeh pway wif sky an babbehs?

>>730075589
nice work so far Pizza and Comic Chan 2 but it's off too bed i go ! see ya around ! can't wait too see what else comes after. - J

>>730075840
good night - j

>>730075589
"Sure, but I'm really not in the mood to chase you guys all over the house, so no hide-and-seek tonight. What shall we play?"
>looks over at the rest of the babies
"Babies! Come on over here. We're all going to play together."
>smiles wide as Watermelon trots over
>somehow, Watermelon always makes him smile
>probably the very chill look on her face
>almost perma-stoned...

>>730076161
>sky
how bou bwockies?
>the babies trot over to play with anon and mom
>sandy is at the lead with little sky bringing up the rear
tomato and bright wing are playing tag on the way
>watermelon looks dazed and wonders why you're interupting his drawing
>you note that watermelon loves to draw

>>730076764
"All right. You guys get the blocks and bring them all over here."
>he bought them a lot of blocks
>enough to make fluffy sized forts for everyone
"Hey, Watermelon. While they do that, what were you drawing? I'd like to see; you've always got the best doodles."
>offers a hug
>finds himself mentally treating her as "best baby"
>not fair to the others, really
>other than this incident with Sandy, they've been a great little family

>>730077283
uuuh...
>trots over to the wall
>anon follows
dis am mummah, an dis am sandie, an dis am towmaytoo, an dis am bwight wingie, an dis am wittwe skei, and dis am wawamewwon, an dis am daddeh, an dis am bwockies awe stacksded up, an dis am stuffy fwends...
>he goes on like that for a while listing off all the things he drew
>the other fluffies started stacking blocks
>making little houses like you've been teaching them
>you see little sky trying to push a big block with all of her might

>>730077821
>watches Little Sky for a while but does not interfere
>won't help unless absolutely necessary
>has confidence she can move it
>despite this, Little Sky is very agile
>dodges in tag like a motherfucker
"You like to draw a lot. Want to draw together?"
>gives Sky a smile
>Watermelon always wanders off to do her own thing when they play together
>might as well meet her on her own terms
>picks up a piece of chalk and starts sketching
>badly...

>>730078433
otay daddeh, whawt ou wanna dwaw?
>he picks up a piece of chalk between his hooves and puts it to the wall
>little sky is still trying to move the block but doesn't make any headway
>sandy goes up to little sky and helps her move the block on top of the little fort to make a roof
>the little fort is coming along pretty well you note, they're getting better at it

>>730078841
>smiles as Sandy helps out
>bullet dodged
>that's DEFINITELY not smarty behavior
>there's a special cookie treat coming his way later
"Don't really know. I'm not very good at it. I'm just kinda doing it freeform."
>sketch starts looking like a dinosaur

>>730079493
>watermelon starts drawing an animal he saw on tv
>he looks over at what your drawing
wut am dat?
>for the first time you see worry cross his face
am dat munsta?
>over at the blocks sky is clapping her hooves and praising her babies building talents
>little sky is the first to take up residence in the little fort
>her siblings follow after here and after a moment the fort collapses on them\
>this causes an erruption of happy shreaks and giggling as th foals try to escape
>sky starts digginf for her babies, trying to save them from "meanie nuu stay uwp housie"

>>730080196
"Well, yes it is. But it took forever sleepies a very, very long time ago. It can't ever get you."
>smirks some
>idea!
"Why don't you show it who's boss. Press against it with your head and toss back and forth."
>gonna get Watermelon to erase the monster
>meanwhile, he pounces playfully toward the others
>digs through the rubble, finding babies and tickling them as he goes

>>730080914
> a seriouse look crosses watermellons face
otay daddeh, wawamewwon wiw save deh famiwa fwom deh munsta
>he proceeds to headbut the wall and rub against the "stupie munsta"
>the first foal you find of course is sandy, since he's the biggest
>he giggles and flails as you tickle him
>sky already found tomatoe and bright wing
>your hand dives into the blocks looking for little sky
>after a moment you find her and pull her out
>her eyes are wide and she has a huge smile on her face
ehhheheheeehheehhheeee again, again, again
>sky is helping tomato and bright wing to build another fort

>>730081508
>lets out a contented sigh
>DING DONG!
>pizza's here!
"Hang on, guys. I'll be back in just a few moments. It's here!"
>spends a couple minutes at the front door with the pizza guy
>tips well
>strides back to the room, boxes of cheesy, meaty, tomatoey, crusty goodness in hand

>>730081903
otay daddeh
>the fluffies go back to playing
>when anon returns and opens the door the smell of pizza wafts in
>all eyes are on anon now
>sky sniffs the air
am dat pissa?
>little sky looks up at mom
wut am pissa? is it wike sketties?

>>730082311
>is still amazed the babies know spaghetti without ever touching it before
>they'd just been weaned this week
>really throws all kinds of wrenches in the old "nature vs. nurture" argument
"Pizza is like sketti, but BETTER!"
>sits down
>pulls out a slice for the babies to try first
>as they gather around it, he pulls out another one for Sky and one for himself
>wishes he'd grabbed a beer
>not a good idea around the babies, though
>they explore everything
>chews thoughtfully on his slice

>>730082924
>the babies all dig in
>their genetic programming willing them towards anything spaghetti like
>they devour the first slice in seconds getting sauce everywere
>they are quick to lick it up, even before you give them another slice
>sky hums while she eats her slice
>happy to watch her babies tear the pizza to pieces
>a still and quiet calm settles on anon and his fluffy family as they eat
>little sky being the smallest finishes eating first
>she goes to the litter box
>then to her mother so she can nap in comfort
>sky curls around little sky and one by one as the other fluffies finish they take the cue and join the fluff pile
>anon sits, and watches the display of affection

>>730083547
>it's still early, but he starts feeling drowsy, too
>oh, well
>refuses to be left out
>grabs a pillow and curls up behind Sky
>pokes Sky gently
"Don't be rude. Share the love."
>wraps arms around baby and momma alike

(End night and scene from my end. I need to actually SLEEP tonight...sorry, man)

>>730084149
no problem dude, it's been fun

see you around pizza guy

btw i've saved all our progress

>>730084149
>sky looks at you
heeheeeee siwwy daddeh wub am aways fow shawing
>she leans into you as you hug her and you all pass out
>an absolutely lovely scene

>>730084341
I'm not working Sunday, so I'll be around a lot more, if we want to get more going. I'm still trying to get a feel for where we're going with this...next time, though, the family's going outside. I'm working on something...

>>730084623
alright man, we should probably have a powow at some point to knock out story details and shit

stuff like personalities for the foals and the like (i have a few ideas for most of them)

>>730084920
One thing I'd like to throw out there we kept going back and forth on: would like Watermelon to be female. I've got some other ideas, too, but they're pretty raw.

I haven't taken "control" much because I'm a better writer when I have an established world to move around in.

>>730085246
alright, but i don't want too many female foals, so watermelon and of course little sky, but i think the rest should be male, anyway we can work this out later, get a proper dramatis personae going when we have time

>>730085443
That's fine. I wasn't planning on a harem of fluffies.

>>730085545
yeah this isn't anthro, well you have a good one pizza guy, im gonna get something to eat