Are these for autists?

>>730057493
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBIftXs6JBc

>>730057493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NMlzWKtT1g

>>730057655
>>730057898
To this day I don't completely understand autism. Seems fake.

>>730058116
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

>>730058116
basically a way for people to blame something other than themselves for being fuckups

What exactly are those

>>730058238
Can it be tested for on a scientific level? Like a chemical imbalance? It sounds like someone gave a name to a personality type and lumped dyslexia into it.

Makes dildo neckla..err i mean vaporizers look like theyre for heterosexuals

Yah theyre for accommodating special snowflakes but fuckin everything is nowadays

Ffs what happened shaming people who cater to shameful behavior? Like that extra special drink order shit i hear all the time

> single bag vente iced coffee extra extra ice with extra foam light syrup NOT THE DRIZZLE with a splash of almond milk JUST A SPLASH with 2 or 17 splendas dont forget to whisper in latin as you make it

Thats the type of person who would buy shit like a fidget cube. Same person used to get what they deserved before the 90's. Laughed at and shamed into a decent member of society

>>730058689
I think it's a personality disorder, so you have to match a certain number of criteria in order to be diagnosed. You can check the criteria i the latest DSM.

here they are: https://www.autismspeaks.org/what-autism/diagnosis/dsm-5-diagnostic-criteria

>>730058116
>this thing I don't know anything about and have done no research into seems fake

You are the definition of an idiot.

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>>730059096
what the shit are you talking about

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>tfw playing with one when I see this thread

>>730059096
Holy Christ, what's it like being this mean-spirited?

At least these make it easier to spot an autist

They look really cool, I don't have one yet but I should probably get one.

>>730059372
When the fuck did normies find 4chan?

>>730057493
ya

>>730059372
what's it like being this much of a faggot? Did he hurt your special autist feefees?

>>730057493

Cheap plastic fake fingerboxes for millenials. Your grandad had a real fingerbox. Why don't you?

>>730057655
Huh. They were selling them at 7-11 like regular toys or whatever.

>>730059472
When when the fire nation attacked...

Roughly when GamerGate started, or when people were trying to find out who the hacker 4chan was.

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>>730057493
fat man no penis dancing is for autists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKdbnMhsOs4

>>730059572
Which of us had a meltdown over a harmless toy, me or them? I'm not the sensitive one.

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They seem neat

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yep

>>730057655
>tfw I think I'm autistic
>never tested
>watch fidget video
>look down and notice I have fidget "toys all around me"
>playing with one while watching the video

am I autistic?

>>730060664
Depends, are you a fucking retard in social situations? Otherwise you probably just like to fidget

>>730058116
That's why it's a mental condition. Autists don't act normally because something is wrong with the way their brains work.

>>730060664
are you chris chan?

>>730059096
is this coherent

No it's fidget toys, everyone who has ever worked a boring office job knows the struggle of fidgetting

>>730059372
Pretty normal, actually.
Life is good, and women like me.

I like messing with one. Just something to do while you're waiting or some shit. Not a big deal.

>>730060664
absolutely

>>730057493
yes
>smoke
>drink

>>730058116
I feel like if I was born today, I'd be diagnosed with some form of autism. Instead I was born in early 80's, am mildly awkward socially, married, successful career as engineer.

>>730057493
what the fuck are those? mp3 players? im not watching that fucking youtube video

>>730057493
Not exclusively.

When I'm coding, I normally bite my nails or chew on pens and stuff while I think. This just gives me something else to do

I can keep myself from fidgeting but then I'm focusing on that instead of fully on the work. This lets me stay focused on work and not fuck up my nails more

>>730061757
it's a toy for antsy people to fidget with

>>730061125
what the fuck is a fidget?

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>>730061080

Yeah, because CWC is the only autist in the world, and if you aren't him you're not autistic.

>>730057493
Yes, for turbo autismo
I speak from experience, I have been speedcubing for over 10 years.

>>730061889
You ever sat in class with a clickable pen and kept clicking it for no reason? Did I even have to explain what a fidget is?

>>730061852
see
>>730061889


what im asking is what they do? im beginning to think theyre just little cubes of plastic with buttons that dont do anything but that cant be right

>>730061980
so a fidget is the act of clicking shit?

>>730062023
buttons to click, things to turn and wiggle

Just something to fidget with. Use your fucking head lmao

>>730059372

Fun as hell and honestly it feels like im doing society a favor. Then again ive got a sense of humility that I expect others to have before ill take anything they say or do seriously

I can laugh at and criticize myself and im constantly testing others until i know they are capable of the same.

Yah im a dick, but if you think you're NOT then i know for certain you're more inconsiderate of others than I am. At least i know my shit stinks, but your kind force others to shove your face into your own shit pile before you'll admit yours does.

You dont get to have the world cater to you without criticism if im around. Im a dick, ill go out of my way to make you suffer like you make us suffer.

>>730062147
Google "define: fidget"
retard use the internet

>>730058116
It used to be called "retarded".
It still is retarded.

>>730062174
Do you speak English natively? It's pretty bad and your structure is nonsensical

>>730062147
You may be retarded if you still don't get it.

>>730057493
nah , its for people who fiddle with things while concentrating on something like playing with their hair, chewing pencils etc

>>730062174
/r/iamverysmart and /r/iamveryedgy

>>730060331
My nig

>>730062285
ohhaha no ive already spent the allotted effort into this im not opening a tab for this

thanks for humoring me fidgfag i dont know what kind of a nervous retard would need to fuck with something in their hands continuously enough to feel like buying this cube but my care is dissipating

>>730062547
keeps me from chewing my nails instead when I'm focusing on code. Don't see the harm

>>730062802
just another special snowflake millennial

>>730060257

Toys harmless itself, but it caters specifically to people who harm society with their backwards priorities.

You know the finger box used to be a funny meme BECAUSE of how fuckin ridiculous and pointless it was. Now theyre marketable products.

Glue a pen to a light switch and put wheels on it

I bet theyll buy it

>>730057493
used for asmr too, so yes autism

>>730057493
what are they?

>>730057898
dude this looks cool as fuck i want one

>>730063108
you're a millennial too lmao

>>730061889
a pokemon

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>>730061039
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

>>730057493
the new nintendo controllers look pretty dank

>>730063193
fingerboxes are completely different

>>730058375
found the fuck up in life.

>>730058238
Not knowing how to socialize isn't a disorder.

No, there for people with ADHD. ADHD is completly diffrent than autisum

>>730057655
Ooo that fuzzy tangle looks gloompy. I'd feel on that shit

>>730061954
i gave that shit up after i was 14. fastest i ever got was 36.55 on 3x3 using a modified version of the beginner technique

>>730063736
Autistic children only take being retarded to the next level.

>>730063736
true

>>730057493
>>730057493
I need one of in my life :o

>>730057493
I don't tend to fidget much with my hands.
Mostly just with my feet.

>>730064618
theyre a lot more difficult to slide up your anus than it looks bro

stick with the plug

>>730057493
Am autistic can confirm

>>730064676
Me too. They need to come up with something for that besides the desk leg swing thingy

>>730057493
> autists
> Autistics
Well, op might be one of them autismos as well.

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Am I autistic?

>>730065035
whats this quiz?

>>730065035
yes

>>730057493
That is the literal demographic of the fidget cube

>>730057493
Yes. There's an autistic kid at my school who fidgets with one all fucking day. The thing is that fidget cubes make noise-LOTS OF NOISE, more noise than stapping your pen or fingers on a desk. He uses it all day, in class, in the halls, and even in the bathroom. all I can concentrate on in the classes I have with him is the clicking. What's really bullshit is that teachers will get on us all the time for tapping pens in class but when that FUCKER goes to work on his cube and makes the loudest noise in the entire room they don't care at all. FUCK

>>730065300
dubs
you should kill him wiht your penis

>>730065117
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

>>730065136
Is there any hope for me?

>>730065300
>in class, in the halls, and even in the bathroom

uderage b&

>>730065433
only if you shove a train up your asshole

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My nephew has a light autism we noticed it around 4yo when he would have ticks and fidget his hands a lot. Little things can set him off into a big outburst of anger even suicidal outburst and he is only 6yo he'll scream and swear but once hes calmed down he'll be upset differently or forgot because he didnt mean it, so his autism is basically what looks like being hyper and problems controlling his emotions.

He got one of those stupid things OP posted and lost interest in a minute.

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>>730058116
Signs and symptoms in pic related.

Autists (especially high functioning aspies) tend to act like children in the bodies of adults in some cases. In my case it is found that social interaction is difficult, but i am able to think critically and act somewhat adult like. In multiple situation i smiled or laughd when i should not have and at one point got a death threat by a biker. In next post i will provide test results to show you just how autistic i am.

>>730065512
I prefer the caboose but if it will help...

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>>730065553
Here is info video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CumTA_k0a0

>>730058116

lol what kind of basement troll are you to have never met someone with autism?

>>730065404
Tried that. It's too small. I kept missing JUST BARELY trying to upperfuck him with my

yes and no. fidget toys and shit help people with anxiety get the nervous energy out on the toy. this doesnt work for everyone and is for a specific type of anxiety. They help people who have autism because with autism usually comes the issue of anxiety etc. Also for you niggers in here who can't science, yes autism is real. You can see the differences in brain chemistry and wiring etc. Autism is a spectrum all the way from literally cannot function to can present themselves as a normal person but will have little things that if you pay close attention to you can notice. Its different than having attention issues etc.

TLDR: yes and for people with busy hands.

>>730065492
Elaborate

>>730065682

>>730065553
thats a really shitty chart and highly inaccurate

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>>730065614
I tend to forget things often as well.
Never got along with the other kids in shcool, tended to have violent outbursts over the littlest of things, and i tend to be a recluse. My hope is to Genetically engineer a goat waifu as in pic related.

>>730058116
It's a catch all case for everything related social interaction.

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BINGO!

>>730064286
I started around 13 ish, after speedcubing died out in the 80's, and before it resurfaced in about 2009/10, so I never did comps or anything, and you could be alot faster using the algs that are most common today. I don't count how long it takes me to solve or anything like that, I do it because I have ADHD and it helps calm it down.

>>730060908

probably just have anxiety issues. Autism fidget because of the anxiety that autism causes, but there's other causes of anxiety like ADD, ADHD, emotional trauma, PTSD, etc...

>>730065816
Proof?

>>730063736

This post made me have autism.

Aspie test anons:
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
post results in this thread.

>>730065882
I do spin objects, especially my car key cause one side is really round, but I'm clear for the others.

>>730065756
You may be the newest fag on right now. Congrats

What the hell kinda cuck works in an office? If you don't have a family of four and work in a coal mine by the time you are 30, you're a failure as a man.

>>730066068
This me >>730065035, am aspie king so far.

>>730066190
Using the word "new"
I think we know who the n3w3r one here is

>>730065553

>spins objects

so every DJ is autistic. Makes sense.

>>730065553
Lmao anyone who exhibits these behaviors should be euthanized or neutered. What good is someone with no sense of danger? Toss them in the defect pile and try to have another kid.

>>730065300
Buy one for each person in the class and force the teacher to ban them

>>730066377

anyone in any kind of argument about newness is cancer

>>730065756
There's nothing to elaborate. You're posting about high school problems and he's calling you out on being underaged and thus banned from this board.

Underage = underage
b& = b-and : phonetically "banned"

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what does this mean?

>>730065969
this has to be for people with severe severe autism that are a nuisance to the public so they made this chart for norms to know what to look for.

my nephew has none of these issues and has some reversed.

>>730066752
You've got a touch of the autism.

>>730057493

buttons that don't do anything. jesus fuck that would annoy the piss out of me.

I mean at least bluetooth it to some app where it makes sounds or some shit. I mean hell it'd be a cool controller for a bomb diffusing android game or something...

but fuck a button that does nothing leave me feeling so empty inside, and switches and shit, good lord I want to die just thinking about these fucking things.

>>730065553
this looks like it's for identifying autism in kids

>>730066752
Uh oh, if you dont understand it you must have autism, sorry bud.

>>730066554
>high school problems
Who said I even finished elementary?

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>>730065614
Is this good?

>>730057493

I dare you to watch the kickstarter video and not hate the guy that invented them

Normal mode 0:04
Hard mode 0:19
Insane mode Making it past him saying "bubble wrap"

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/antsylabs/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy

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While we wait for people to post results can someone tell me where the crowd of SJWs ranting about ScarJo playing Kusanagi in the new Ghost in the Shell movie to rip on this bitch for being the "wrong race"?

>>730066500
Smart

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>>730067049
Normie scum

>>730067114
scarjo is attractive tho

>>730067231
Well... shit

>>730057493

Carpal Tunnel Cube

>>730067070
i made it past the bubble wrap anon
but jesus fucking christ this dude is such
an autist.

>>730067283
I agree, and I think that complaining about a white person playing a cyborg with light skin is fucking retarded but it garnered national attention - just want to address the double standard with niggers appropriating and SJW white guilt.

>>730067070
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730067114
Motokos race was never once claimed and her facial features are very normal to show any distinct features, also dont forget her body is an android now so its even harder to claim shes a race.

Those people are just weebs wanting a excuse to cry their weeb tears. If you havent noticed her entire team is all kinds of potential mixed races mostly what look like Caucasians.

>>730068106
well a cyborg, either way that movie is gonna suck diiiiiiiiiick.

>>730068106
You restated my point, thanks. She's an android, no race to be claimed but people are getting offended that a white person is portraying that android - it's fucking retarded.

>>730057493
If you have to ask then you are autism light.
Plus side is you get prescribed weed.
Just move to the right state.

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what does this mean anons?
Am I an autismo or no?

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>>730069022

>>730069022
you have too much melanin in your skin
>the only sure is euthanasia
goodbye anon

>>730062174
You type like a twelve year old and think like a 15 year old.

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>>730069388
but im irish american anon
im literally the whitest person
my skin glows when i go in the pool and the light reflects in and touches my skin
literally cannot get more white.

>>730057493
Yep.

>>730069646
white-nigger
>achievement unlocked

>>730069887
hey hey
we may be potatofags but we are not the niggers of europe alright
thats the fuckin roma
goddamn shit gypsies

>>730066430
are you retarded?
That symptom alone doesn't count for shit. It is only if the majority (all but 4) of symptoms are exhibited that one should worry.
>>730066498
There goes half of 4chan in that case (or at least the original base).
>>730066920
it is.
>>730067049
Fucking normie!!!!
>>730068655
kek

>>730070234
I'm just fucking with you my dude, I'm actually pajeet so you're intrinsically better than me.

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Wtf does this mean?

>>730071445
It means you're a normie but since you can't understand you're probably still retarded

>>730071521
Well alright then. I guess i'm okay with that?

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Am I autismo?

>>730057898

damn. wish i invented that shit Could be a nice replacement for a stress ball at work

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>>730057655
please kill me quickly

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Meanwhilings

>>730057493
Yes. I work with autistic kids and they love these things but they're loud as shit.

>>730058586
It's called a fidget cube, it's for people who can't sit still and like to always be doing something. Like if you have ADHD you might find one useful

>>730057493
I always thought some smartfag could modify it to be some kind of dubious electronic controller used for terrorism but eh. We can dream.

So Autism is like being retarded but smart?

>>730059132
No, it's a developmental disorder the classification has changed.

>>730074692
no, it's like being retarded
>only like 0.0001% are smart

>>730062174
bruh its 4chan calm down
you must get bullied in school or something

>>730074692
yes and no
the lucky ones are incredibly intelligent but have social skill issues
the unlucky ones are unable to function in society like a normal person

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Don't have the cube, it has too much in one thing for me. I like to focus on one thing at a time.

>>730075886
swallow the magnetballs

>>730076020
"No Timmy, swallowing magnets won't make you Magneto"

>>730076121
it'll legit fuck you up
>painful death or extensive surgery

>>730057655
This is not autism. This is being socially retarded. He's just a douche and hes actually insulting people that really have the disorder.

>>730059096
You have never, ever been outside.

>>730075886

This is the appropriate way to autist. Respect for catering to your particular needs before paying a company to cater to your dysfunction .