Hello, anonymous! Advice, relaxation, fortune cookies and waifus!

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>>730055020
you cant spurdo out of me

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>fortune Jill
hey best sis <3

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>>730055158
That is not a waifu!

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>>730055020
It's been months since you made one of these, glad to see you didn't give up ^.^

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Have a free bump.

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>>730055279
I... huh. this is actually really neat, thanks.

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>>730055187
Jill has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "36".
Idunno what to make of this. Bad luck but you might stumble upon 36 tons of gold?
>>730055300
I'm simply picking up a little slack.
>>730055360
y tank u

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>>730055406
Oh, thanks. That was Al by the way, I just forgot to say anything

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Good evening everyone
>>730055300
Hello~

Hello everybody. I hope you are all well.

I'm going to be lurking around if that's alright.

-Phi

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>>730055474
>bad luck
that explains everything recently, I guess.
>>730055556
evening, sir. I'm not big on pasta, but it's always good to have references like this around.
>>730055570
blue.

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>>730055474
>>730055406
>Jill has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "36".
Sorry, sorry.

>>730055556
Hi Al, how have you been?

-phi

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>>730055570
Impossible, you really remembered...

>>730055474
Does that mean you'll stop after this one?

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>>730055672
Except it isn't me getting the reading!
>>730055718
Hey, Phi~

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>>730055649
Hey phi, haven't seen you around in a while.

>>730055672
No problem, if you can pasta then pasta is good.

>>730055718
Working. Tired. Got pictures of me now

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>>730055672
Blue indeed. My attempt to avoid confusion/unwanted attention
>>730055764
I did! It's like a miracle

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>>730055649
good to see you here, sweetheart.
>>730055767
hey now. you're doing alright, okay?

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>>730055856
I sure am. <3

My dick doesn't work, what do

>>730055767
Hello. Thank you for starting the thread.

>>730055782
Yeah. It has been a while. I do like the photos. Especially the one where you are told to go home because you are drunk.
>>730055856
You sure I haven't made you bored yet? :)

-phi

>>730055992
Would you be able to expand on that?

-phi

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>>730055812
it's cute as hell.
>>730055908
I swear to god I will spend all night flirting with you on discord if it makes you smile a bit more tonight.
>>730055992
visit a doctor, probably?
>>730056006
it takes a lot to bore me.

>>730056046
I can't expand on that

that's the problem

if you know what i mean

>>730056090
>visit a doctor, probably?
mmmmmm

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>>730056006
Let me find that one

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>>730056006
Of course, love. How are ya?
>>730056090
Haha... Don't worry so much, dear. You can't make me feel better all times in the day~

>>730056090
Give your opinion of me im inclined to believe you.

-phi

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>>730056046
I mean, if it was able to expand, he wouldn't be having issues with it working.
>>730056171
ah... you made the joke for me. thanks. if it's ED or something, a doc would be the best choice. if it's just because you jerk it too much... just jerk it less?
>>730056268
that sounds like a challenge.

>>730056171
I think I do. When doesn't it expand when you think it should?

-phi

>>730056229
That's the one. It makes me smile. Thank you.

-phi

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>>730056418
How about this one?

>fortune Chris

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>>730056090
That was part of my reason behind the choice. There were others which I won't get into though

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Hdeu fuyx deus vult

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>>730056350
Oh jeez... Jeeeeez...
>>730056459
>Chris has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "17".

>>730056350
>if it's just because you jerk it too much...
I don't really know the cause

>>730056380
>When doesn't it expand when you think it should?
when i'm trying to use it

>>730056268
Same as always. Today was a frustrating day at work but that's is now over. Also some girl confusion is happening.

-phi

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>>730056649
also, really cute picture
>>730056715
if you don't know what's up about not getting up, that's a doctor situation.

some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SW_MWBa6w

>>730056350
I'm glad you caught on to the setup.

-phi

>>730056453
I deeply enjoy this one too. It made me smile and laugh a bit.

-phi

>>730056715
How often and with whom?

-phi

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>>730057035
I've gotta run

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Ah, I'm late....

>>730055020
Confused feelings about some girl -hacob

>>730056649
hopefully the bad luck for the year is over already

>>730056846
Thank you. It's a charming song. Oddly nostalgic.

-phi

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>>730057077
be safe, love.
>>730057105
there's no late.
>>730057116
in what way?

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>>730057105
You're cute.

fucking weeb

>>730057077
Take care. Nice we could talk here again.

-phi

>>730057148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QgN_45Nv3Q

>>730057077
but OJ was a lady killer...

>>730057207
She has been in love with me for a while (kinda obvious but she doesn't know that I know)
Started thinking about it recently and I don't know what I feel -hacob

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ii8QhOU2oE
[Fish for clarity]
-Koi

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>>730056779
Oh...?
>>730056822
A-ahaha.. Thanks..
>>730057105
Ah, Sky! Hello.
>>730057124
We'll see...

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>>730056542
Drunk crusader... you've been away...

>>730057207
If not for you I wouldn't have found it, I would have just been playing OSU...

I'm going to play catch up now..

>>730057310
This one is good too.

-pho

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>>730057314
I mean... do you like her as well?
>>730057372
I still need to try that game out one of these days! best bunny wants to beat me at it.

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>>730057372
Ufufu... An Osu! player, eh?

what is this thread for?

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>>730057239
Thank you E>

>>730057365
Hello best bunny!

>>730057613
>>730057658
... I live broadcast it from steam sometimes.... I'm okay at it... I play w/o mods..

>>730057319
You made me smile Koi. Welcome here.

-phi

>>730057365
Which part of my sentence is the referring to?

-phi

>>730057613
I dont fucking know -hacob

>>730055020
Hi
I often fantasize about finding [the character] Richard 'Boner' Stabone from Growing Pains hanging from a tree and picture myself as part of the 11 person group of friends and family that went searching for him. It's never the actor when I get there, it's the young character like in the show.
Is this normal? If not how do I stop constantly fantasizing about it. I am a courier and it is distracting when I am on the road.

Thanks

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>>730057713
let's take a look at the OP, shall we?
>advice
>fortune [Your Name]
>>730057824
well, that's the main thing to figure out, isn't it? try going on a date and see how you click, maybe.

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>>730057372
>>730057745
Ufufu... An Osu! player, eh?
>>730057713
Advice, fortunes and generally relaxing, anonymous.
>>730057801
Girl trouble, of course~
>>730057834
Normal is relative and uh... I uh... Seek help.

>>730057834
What motivates you to search for him?

-phi

>>730058014
Not girl trouble like that!
Just....im confused by one girl and greatly respecting another...both much younger than me. But I've asked them both for a favour against my better judgement.

-phi

>>730057989
Thanks, also one last thing. People see me as a douchebag and I feel a bit of anxiety from it, but I can't really do much. Advice? -hacob

>>730058014
I can't afford help, yet

I feel an intense sexual energy when I arrive but it also feels very guilty like taboo at the same time.
Sometimes during these fantasies/day dreams I am Boner himself gently swinging from the thick oak branch and feel this overwhelming sensation of relaxation. It is almost like a brainfreeze that is just "melting" away.

>>730058243
Whybdo they view that way? Do they say that or do you just think they are you like that?

-Phi

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what do you think of this man?

I need advice on what to do this weekend

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>>730058243
you can't control how people view you. all you can control is your actions that create their perception, and your reaction to their views.

>>730058383
you own a dog?

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>>730058243
This guy right here... >>730058307

Are you told you come off as a douche or just have self conscious feeling of it?

>>730058101
Thanks for talking to me too

Please read
>>730058300
For more info

I only watched a few episodes as a kid but it has poisoned my mind as of late and I can't stop going out and finding him

>>730058307
I often make offensive jokes, or just joke around with people. The people that think this I couldn't care less for, but for some reason I just get anxiety from being hated. -hacob

>>730058406
I have no pets. i can barely take care of my self

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>>730058300
L-like I said. Seek help, anonymous!

>>730058416
this>>730058444
also I'm not told that, I just know that I am one. Also the main problem is just the fear of being hated.

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>>730058365
one of the main reasons I took up the ukulele.

>>730058365
I think I liked some of his songs.

-phi

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>>730058444
It's normal to not want to be hated.. we too much of ourselves off what others think..... a good life lesson is learning to know who's opinion matters in your life and working to judge your own actions. You're already on your way there it sounds like!

>>730058576
See above friend!

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>>730057760
And it's good to see you too, Phi.
-Koi

>>730058421
Hmm. So it is both a sexual and emotional arousal?

-phi

>>730058506
well find a pet of sorts and fuck it
if you are in Canada its legal...
if you aren't then do it anyways

>>730058700
Thanks, I'll try.
By the way this is fucking relaxing, is it every friday? and what time?

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>>730058576
If you have no haters, you're going about it all wrong.

Also, good evening everyone. Still at work, so my participation will be limited here. Discord once I get home.

>>730058444
Not wanting to be hated is rather normal. It can be good if done in moderation. In the one hand it mean you have self respect. If you start going out of your way to make people like you though...thats bad.

Overall we will never be able to please everybody at all times. They may not like you but they also may not feel so strongly against you as you think. For what it is worth I don't hate you.

-phi

>>730058796
what the hell kind of advice is that?

>>730058742
I'm glad your new job is going well. Is the new car still doing well?

-phi

>>730058907
Hello Madam.

-phi

>>730058907
That's not it, I know I'm a douche from me knowing who I am, but people will give me shitty looks and such, that's where the anxiety is from.

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>>730058700
Sky... always so good with insight. I'm so glad you're around.
>>730058882
every monday/wednesday/friday! usually it's about 9EST, but we had a bit of a slow start tonight.
>>730058907
hey big sis <3

i like this girl and i'm pretty sure she likes me... but shes the kind of slut thats always talks to a lot of boys but doesn't actually fuck them. what do

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>>730058907
That's quite alright, it's a very slow night thanks to... various external stimuli and circumstances.

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>>730058882
It's actually MWF usually... around 8 central, sometimes there is after hours.

>>730058907
2B, long time no see! I'll be leaving for work shortly as well..

>>730058882
Also as for making insensitive jokes... I mean we've probably all been guilty of this at one point... just make sure the jokes don't go to your head and you start believing bad stereotypes...

>>730059039
From past expeirences, I've gotten low self esteem. It's changed a lot over the past few years, but every now and then I notice things like this. Thanks for the help this thread has given me a lot of advice, and I'm really gratefull. How often is this?

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>>730059144
...you mean she has friends?

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>>730059073
Yeah, it's still doing well.
Still got bits to learn about it, like what the "PWR" and "Hold" buttons do next to the gear lever.
-Koi

>>730059118
Monday wednesday and friday? Holy shit you guys are awesome! So we all just give each other advice?

>>730059348
He means that he's the type of person that likes people that don't give a fuck, and the girl is some rich girl stereotype.

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>>730059095
*nods* Good to see you in threads once more.

>>730059103
I understand where you are coming from. But what I am getting at is that there are good qualities people possess that can earn them hate, just as well as admiration. Bottom line? Keep being your terrible old self; you'll quickly learn to appreciate those that don't mind and ignore those that do.

>>730059118
*smiles softly* How's it going Jill? Nothing to drink tonight?

>>730059189
Understood. Well, I lend you my limited support.

>>730059222
It's merely been days. Miss me already? Have a great shift, Sky.

>>730059334
Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
I hope to see you again.

-phi

>>730059419
Well one would probably...make it more powerful and one....ummm....yeah I have no idea.

-phi

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>>730059118
Thank you! It's not inherent I had to go a long way and spend a lot time in college that..

>>730059423
It's just a comfy helpful place. Sometimes, it's just okay to be comfy and talk about things! E>

>>730059571
If it's like the last few days I'll finish in 2 hours and spend the next 6 answering crisis calls and poking around on the internet.

>>730059571
It's mildly terrifying.
Are you well? Also there is some coffee on the table.

-phi

>>730055279
>ALFABETO

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Bunny thread?

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>>730059700
I'll read the owner's manual at some point to find out.
-Koi

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>>730059423
don't flatter us... most of us just want to help peoples' lives suck a little less, that's all. nothing too amazing about it.
>>730059555
I... don't know what that means, still. she talks to people gut doesn't fuck them, so that makes her a rich kid?
>>730059571
sober Jill tonight, thankfully. how are you doing?
>>730059744
even then, it's a welcome addition. it's nice learning a bit about myself just from interpreting your advice to others.
>>730059883
bunny thread.

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>>730059883
Uu! Indeed.
>>730059744
What do you for a living, Sky?

>>730059964
Make sure you tell me what they do when you figure it out.

-phi

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>>730060196
I'll do so, sure.
-Koi

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>>730059744
You're the real-life embodiment of what these kinds of threads strive to be. It really is amazing if you think about it.

>>730059780
I am, and thank you. You're doing just fine yourself. See? Nothing at all to worry about.

>>730059883
It takes a bunny to lure out Sonya, I see.

>>730059968
*shakes her head* Drunk or sober, you're charming all the same. I'm still here at work, helping out a colleague with his report.

https://discord.gg/9VUNkNj
let's hang in here bros

>>730059968

(I'm the one explaining the girl situation) No, I'm just saying she acts like a rich girl stereotype, from what I can see.

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>>730060053
I'm an LPC working overnight admissions for a psych hospital. Typically I do more administrative / supervisory stuff, but I still do some counseling / assessment if a person comes in overnight. Not what I imagined my masters would net me, but it pays the bills and I have some seniority!

>>730059968
Thanks. Many people here (whether they know it or not) have helped me as well.

>implying this is why group therapy is effective
>It is.

>>730060332
I need a minute.... thank you... that's so kind. I really do just want to give something back, it helps me doing what I do here..

>>730060332
I'm doing alright. Just breathing a bit heavy. What is new Madam?

-phi

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>>730060332
Ufufu.. Bunnies make good bait.
>>730060539
... Wow! You're awesome, Sky! I'm impressed. Jeez. Not surprised, though!

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>>730060332
ah... I do hope it goes well. one of your intense brain-study reports?
>>730060425
I... guess I don't know what makes that a rich girl stereotype, is all.
>>730060539
group therapy feels a lot more awkward than this, though.

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>>730060800
I believe he is looking for the word "tease", Jill. Not that that improves things.

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>>730060686
I... also get to play video games for long periods of time when I get done b/c I've worked with the same director and CEO for over 2 years. Not that I don't have a lot of work to do I've just worked in a more intense hospital before and now am just really efficient...

>>730060800
check'ed.... It does, I've led group therapy A LOT, but the premise is the same. A therapist should only be there to guide the group, most of the learning and perspectives come from those around you!

Sorry I'm late

But then again, shrine came up after normal time, so I am justified

How is everyone?

-Sweet Roll

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>>730061082
Again, how impressive! I definitely need to get to know you better.

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>>730060539
*smiles softly* Keep it up. God knows that there are people that require your services. You put in the hard work towards the proper training and education for it, and as such, you have my admiration.

I'd like to learn a lot from you, if possible.

>>730060564
Deep breaths, assistant. *clasps your shoulder and squeezes gently* You're among friends here afterall. Louise, Koi, Al, Jill. And a few friendly anon to boot.

Myself? Hm. Well, I've decided to volunteer over the summer at a university to help tutor undergrads in engineering. Not certain what course I'd be placed in, but I am hoping it is some kind of controls course.

>>730060686
Maybe you should do threads a little more often in that case. You're attracting the best kinds.

>>730060800
Fiscal report, unfortunately. A little stale for my taste. Thank you for the warm wishes, sis.

Good evening.

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>>730055020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho
Praise kek that we got someone like Trump and Alex Jones to fix this mess.

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>>730061213
heya!

>>730061278
if you are in steam group, you can add me... I'm around for threads here and with Alice all the time usually.

>>730061316
Anything I can do to help!

but... I'm not officially going to be late for work... Bye All!

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>>730061003
oh. that makes more sense, but hopefully she would stop flirting with every other guy if she was in a relationship.
if not, open communication in a relationship would allow you to voice your concern over that.
I'll say the same, if you don't know if you like the girl, give it a date to give it a shot.
>>730061213
hey there, love. I'm doing my best, what about you?
>>730061316
ah.. that does sound a little more boring. I'm sorry.
>>730061426
evening, anon.

>>730061316
Is that me in your pic related?

I'm breathing as steadily as I am able.

That sounds like fun. What motivated you to try It?

-phi

>>730061321
>>730061426
Evening.

-phi

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>>730061316
Aha... Well, if anonymous loved me like they love Reimu, maybe I would. They used to like me, I think. I sure used to get a lot of requests for legs and feet, hahaha... But this thread is quite slow. I'm really best at picking up the slack when I have to <3
>>730061479
With naked blonde ladies?
>>730061484
Perfect..!
>>730061504
Well, she might not be purposely flirting. I mean, I've been told I do that a lot and usually, it's while I'm talking about really nerdy things like some new comic book movie or something.

>>730055020
>>729999999

>>730061484

Hello

>>730061504

I'm doing okay

-Sweet Roll

>>730061629
I think you make good threads. They are less stressful for me. Just saying.

-phi

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>>730061629
yeah, you do tend to flirt, rabbit queen.
>>730061894
just okay? what's up, hon?

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>>730061484
Take care. See you soon. I'll probably be leaving in a little bit too. Need to wrap things up and head out.

>>730061504
*shrugs* A little soul-crushing here and there doesn't hurt. Gets me closer to my PhD goal afterall.

>>730061509
*nods* Mhmm. I'm leaning on you slightly for support. So keep it together, would you?

And I was motivated by a recent campus-visit I attended. My company was invited to check out the research that was going on at this university. I got a feel for the students' skill level and knowledge. Needless to say, a majority of them have no idea what they are doing.

My services as a mentor are thusly required. Looks like I'll be a teacher must like yourself.

>>730061629
I think you still have a few admirers around. And remember, even Alice and Reimu have their slow thread days. Good initiative on starting this thread. Anon, avatar, myself? We need a place to hang out.

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Good thread. Keep up the good work, guys.

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>>730061629
>>730062200
I'm still here. Just got distracted with some other stuff. And yes, I was lured in by the Bun

>>730062057

Nothing to worry about

Nothing is wrong

Worst thing to happen to me today was the internet crapping out twice, but both times were short

I think my definition of okay is different than yours I guess

-Sweet Roll

>>730062200
I'll try to keep it together so we don't tumble.
Teaching like me eh? I'm sure you will be wonderful at it. Also did I mention I was invited to do another seminar thing at the community center?

-phi

Was the thread late this time or did I just miss it? I looked for it at about 9, found nothing and decided to go play instead.

>>730062367
We love you Reimu.

-phi

>>730062549
It was late.

-phi

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>>730062057
Ah, that's different. I certainly intend it in your case, silly.
>>730062200
Mm. *nods* Thanks, 2B.
>>730062367
Glad to hear you approve, Miko-sama.
>>730062414
*wiggles bunny tail*

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>>730062200
still, I like my sisters doing well.
>>730062367
thanks, ma'am.
>>730062480
ah... that may be true. "okay" is fairly neutral for me, but also implies there wasn't anything good that happened.
>>730062549
it was late, hon.
>>730062621
you better keep that up <3

>>730062575
>>730062703
ah, alright.

Not that I mind, I got a gun that shoots really fast magic stuffs that blows up things when I kill them and I wouldn't have gotten it if I were here.

Also how do I into the Discord?

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>>730062742
is... that Destiny or something like that?
you contact Jill.

>>730062621
Can you aid this anon perhaps?
>>730062742


-phi

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The Discord is anxiety inducing. There's so many people..

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>>730062526
We'll see. I have little patience with incompetence, but I must remind myself that these are largely freshman/sophmores. I don't want to be labeled as a grumpy old professor while I'm still in my 20s.

And you didn't. So your last one was that successful, was it? They wish for a repeat seminar. And you had doubt in your ability...

All that YoRHa knows how to do is win. You're only bringing fame to our team.

>>730062967
>>730062414
It would be nice to see the two of you there.

Fortune Mikel

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>>730062967
...are you just sitting there on invisible all the time? I've never said hi because you're always offline.

>>730055020
Well hello!
And here I thought I'd missed everything.

Mantis

>>730062703

For me mood-wise, I'm not in a bad mood, and not in a good mood (well, good enough to notice)

I don't see it as something not really good because being in a normal mood is way better than being in a bad mood

If you are asking me to describe an experience though, it might be confusing

-Sweet Roll

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>>730062742
The discord is unofficial. Just a note

>>730062621
...must pet bunny tail

>>730062967
I don't do well with groups

>>730063042
Hmm, I'm not really sure that I'd fit in there honestly

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>>730062908
Go to steam, add myself or Jill and we'll invite ya
>>730062967
S-sorry it's so unpleasant...!
>>730063115
I'm gonna assume so now...

>>730062900
yes, destiny. I play it way more than I should, but I still get everything else done so it's OK. plus the more I play the better the time/money spent ratio argument gets better.

also how do I do that, I use discord but I only have the one group I use and have no idea how you actually add people or get into servers without direct links.

>>730063188
That's OK, I just like ya guys and would like to be around.

>>730063042
I'm sure they will all secretly get crushes on you instead.
Apparently it went well enough for me to be invited back. Looks like it might end up happening every 3 months if I let it. This however has lead to some mild discomfort with some girls.

I'm not doing anything that spectacular madam...its just some basic stuff...im Not that good...

-phi

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>>730062621
>>730062703
I need to go. Hope to see you two later. If not, tomorrow.

>>730063161
Hello Mantis! Bye Mantis!

>>730063188
Do you really feel that way or is that a baseless assertion? Louise is there.

Why, if she can make herself and her multitude of fetishes at home there, I'd imagine anyone could.

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>>730063188
*twitchatwitch!*
>>730063451
Of course, senpai.

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>>730063161
hey mister Train Lord.
>>730063168
ah... so your "okay" is more of a state of contentedness?
>>730063269
does that mean more people watch us flirt on discord than I thought?
>>730063279
like Louise said up here >>730063269, just find either of us from the steam group and we'll send an invite your way.
>>730063451
stay safe, sis.

>>730063115
Hi how goes it Jill?

Mantis

>>730063279

Ah, another Guardian

Are you the Warlock from way earlier?

-Sweet Roll

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>>730063042
One of these days.

>>730063115
I usually am not on Discord at all, even. Not even on invisible. It makes me kinda anxious, I guess, so I prefer to just not have Discord on. Everyone seems to gel together so well.

>>730063188
You and me both <3

>>730063269
It's not inherently unpleasant. I just find it difficult with so many people there.

>fortune Scott

>>730063451
Take care madam.

-phi

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>>730063661
I'm doing my best! what about you?
>>730063793
you could always mute the busy channels and just use it as a messaging app to keep in touch with people.

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>>730063643
No idea!
>>730063793
I can understand that. I find it relaxing, tho. It's comfy, usually.

>fortune Sam

>>730063643

I guess so

Like the 'This is fine' dog, but everything is not on fire

-Sweet Roll

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>>730063433
Basic stuff that I can't do or teach others. If you're not the best, at the very least you're bringing diversity to the team.

You're pretty cool in your own way, Phi.

Alright, enough compliments. I'm genuinely out of the thread now.

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>>730064081
I can keep in touch through Steam or the threads. People can feel free to add me on Steam if they want..

>>730064090
I see. I think a lot of people have mentioned it was comfy, too.

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>>730063451
Baseless assertion my ass. I've got my reasons

>>730063627
-touches your fluffy tail-

>>730063793
We can start our own club

>>730064081
Me too! I'm at work already. I thought I had missed The Thread, and I was a little down.
It just ain't Friday night without a thread to start my night!

Mantis

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>>730064306
With lots of fluffy pillows and pizza.

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>>730064186
that makes sense! to me, that would actually be a pretty good day, not just okay. I guess everyone has a different baseline.
>>730064296
we've tried our best to keep it chill, and it's only had a few bumps in the road.
>>730064318
I'm right there with you, hon. these threads are something really good for me to look forward to...

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>>730064296
That's what I like about it. Ideally, it should be cozy and relaxing, while helpful.
>>730064306
*TWITCH!*

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>>730064447
With Terraria and milk and Thin Mints, too.

>>730064649
Is your tail streaming on twitch?!

>>730064620

I guess fine would have been a better word

My bad

-Sweet Roll

Thank you everybody for the wonderful thread. Unfortunately I can't handle anymore tonight. I hope you all feel wonderful and sleep well. Love you all.

-phi

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>>730064620
It's good that people can find refuge in it, then.

>>730064649
Mmm..!

>>730065008
chocolate milk*

Fortune Kendall

Advice: 5'3 kind of ugly should i even try dating?

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>>730065059
no, don't worry about it! there's no wrong or right way to describe a day.
>>730065092
night hon <3 hope all's well.
>>730065008
>Louise will never stream her wiggling her tail
why did you remind me of this?

>>730065343
Getting there. Either in a decade or a week everything will be alright.

-phi

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>>730065423
you've got my contact info if you need me.

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>>730065343
Hey she might. There's always hope...

>>730065176
Ahh, right... Chocolate milk. My mistake

>>730065343

I would watch that

I would also donate if it means I can touch the tail, or at least give a headpat

-Sweet Roll

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>>730065008
*TWITCH.LIVE!*
>>730065176
*squeeze*
How are you, Yuki? We haven't spoken in a while again...
>>730065343
>>730065711
Well, buy me a Reisen cosplay and I will stream me wigglin' my tail, okay

>>730064620
Oh yeah!
Its nice to look forward to this.
Its very comfy. My night just goes that much better, if I'm here first.

Mantis

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>>730065764
can I just glue a cotton ball to your ass?
>>730065989
and on my end, it's a nice relaxing way to begin wrapping up my day!

>>730063752
Same guardian, made an alt and going full Hunter tho.

Also there are a lot of Jills in Steam, but out of over 2k only 60 have been on in the last 2 weeks. Weird stuff.

>no alice-senpai
why le even post

>>730066144
Chekked

I like the way you think!

Mantis

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>>730065711
And Terraria snowtown-making. (which is totally next on our list!)

>>730065764
*hug*
Welll the past is the past, but tonight I'm feeling positive.

Howww do you like Valkyria? Not that I've steam stalked youu.

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>>730066275
the Jill you're looking for uses this picture.
>>730066278
Alice usually streams post-thread on friday, rather than hanging around the shrine.

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>>730066144
I-i guess!
>>730066356
I've only played it twice. I liked it~ It's fun, of course.

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>>730066543
i c

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>>730066275
>>730066543
Now this is just silly.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EdenFinite/
Here, this is me. Add away.

>fortune Jai

I've never seen one of these threads before

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>>730066560
boy oh boy. I'm on the way.
>>730066764
you're better off waiting for ~8PM EST on monday.
>>730066767
sorry sis ;~; I just don't think I have my URL saved anywhere, and I haven't signed in on my laptop today.

>>730066275

Okay

So what subclass are you planning on using the most?

-Sweet Roll

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>>730067164
it's cool i rather just casually stroll through when i happen to see these

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>>730067164
Just go to the browser and login, silly. You do have to do an email confirmation thing once but that's it.
>>730066875
>Jai has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "31".

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hey guys remember blood-chan?

>>730067276
Nightstalker or bust. Strike from the shadows, pin them down, never let them see you coming. I don't even have Bladedance super unlocked.

>mfw plus ends next week

SHould've bought 6 months.
>>730066767
Thanks, I was starting to believe I'd neber find actual Jill. Closest I got was Russian Jill that played Touhou.

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>>730067471
it doesn't agree with my macbook, keeps resetting the authorization on me.
>email confirmation
I had to switch over to using the phone app after I got my account stolen a while back. that was... a bad week.

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>>730066875
Welcome to it.
Have a seat and relax.

Mantis

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>>730067911
Sorry it was so much trouble, dear.
>>730068088
Yowzah... I see...

>>730067911
>can't add people
>because i need to spend 5 bux
>have like 20 bucks in humble bundle games but that doesn't count

That's somw bullshit rule right there tbqh.

>>730067911

Good choice, It's like Gunslinger, but it helps people more (If you have quiver)

I never knew you were a PS user, I don't have a problem with that, but I'm curious as to why PS Destiny gets more cool stuff than XB Destiny

It's from Bungie, the guys that made Halo, one of the Xbox's flagship series, why Playstation first?

-Sweet Roll

>>730067471
>white
>31
I don't know, the girl I'm interested describes herself as a "whitewashed Mexican". Does this mean I should make a move? I need guidance.

>advice

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>>730068857
Umm.. Why... would that indicate such a thing, dear? I mean don't get me wrong, it isn't like you necessarily shouldn't but it's more like that has nothing to do with whether you should, "make a move".

>>730068829
There was probably a reason why they bought themselves back from Microsoft.

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>>730069036
>picture name

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>>730068857
it's a random word and number, hon. if you think it's a sign to make a move, it's because you're seeing what you want to hear.

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>>730069148
Yes, what about it?

>>730068857
The fact that a single word made you consider it means that yeah you should probs make a move.
>>730068829
Less about the direct damage and more orb creation on my side tbh. 2 Nightstalkers chaining supers is hilariously fun for everyone else.

PS4 gets coolish stuff because they made it so that Destiny was more of a PS4 launch title and ease Bungie's way into PS.
>>730066767
Gonna inv.you to a fake group if I can even make one, could you then friend me because I can't?

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>>730069635
Umm... Why can't you friend one of us?

>>730069635
Nevemind i literally can't

J U S T
>>730069781
Because it's a """""new(aka made like 3 years ago)""" and I need to pay 5 bux in stuff to be able to. And humble bundle codes don't work.

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>>730070022
Not.. sure I understand. If you really wanna join, just stop by on monday night's thread and ask about it again then.

>>730070298
Sure. It's kind of a dick move from valve to make you buy at least 5 dollar worth of stuff from them to use the friends service though.

>>730070022
Check out my digits though. Aesthetically pleasing.

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>>730055020
I would LOVE to post my waifu.

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>>730069148
AYYYY

>>730069635

I see

But they also could have done what Rocket League did and have two different sets of exclusives

But in the end, it's not that big of a deal, the exclusive exotics don't look that good anyway

-Sweet Roll

>Select all images with street signs
>50 signs later

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>>730070598
I'll compromise. Louise#3031 on Discord.
>>730070656
>>730070739
I mean it's a tiny bit late now.

>>730071192
They suck tbh. Jade Rabbit is meh at best, Zen Meteor is fun but extremely niche(read: bad) and the maps aren't really fun. The exclusive Iron Banner gauntles look dope as all hell on a warlock though.
>>730071330
Gptcha. If you aren't confortable with the account number being out you can delete the post.

...Can you delete posts on /b/?

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>>730067852
No.
What's that about?