Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>730048317
Other things that aren't Yuuki
>>730048329
4 different finals to study for...anyway, what are you up to?
>>730048357
Not today
>>730047907
Meme
>>730048160
I'm decent at guitar but that's it.
>>730048318
Yeah fam he's gone. He's living the normie life now with no regrets.
>>730048683
Well that's good to hear SweatingDude
What would someone with an eyebrow fetish even do to them? Nut on them? I've said it before, but I just think thick eyebrows are cute.
>>730048897
>>730049011
Yeah, hes a sneaky Asian. Speaks perfect English and is arranging a marriage to a Korean minor celebrity. Newsreader. Lucky fuck.
Am here.
still here
>>730048897
its English name is food wars, its pretty good i like it because i love cooking. its kind of tongue and cheek with cooking battles and intense orgasms wen people eat food
https://youtu.be/OCFshtUqM9E
>>730048896
Still here
and
>>730048672
I want it though...
>>730048897
Yeah. It sucks kinda
>>730048997
Yeah
>>730049279
>>730048897
Yeah, he was rad as fuck, but I can only wish the best to him, as a friend
>>730049077
I wouldn't leave unless like something really shitty happened, don't know what it could be though
I'd agree on the cuteness, but sometimes they can be a bit too thicc
>>730049323
Quick question, have you heard the untitled track that comes after Ghost?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>730049330
>>730049380
hello ?
>>730048929
I don't even know if lucid dreaming provides any insight into the subconscious to begin with though. I suppose it is a fun experiment for one time though, maybe could post about it on /zzz/ too.
I did that too when I was younger, but my mother would mostly make sure I stayed awake and go to school.
Who will have tea with me?
>>730049472
What?
>>730049760
if you add some alcohol I will
>>730049760
>raises hand
>>730049760
I like coffee more
>>730049820
The bagpipe song.
>>730049551
>
>>730049760
Make it beer and sure
>>730049760
Tea sounds nice, what kind?
>>730049077
That's something at least. I wish I could play an instrument. Apart from the freaking flute, that is
The normie life has taken another bro down...
>>730049131
>Asian
Of course! They do know their shit
>tfw no qt Korean gf
>>730049177
That sounds like Ramsay's dream anime. I'm very interested. Megumi looks very cute btw. If it's not long I might watch it, I binge watched the first season of Hell's Kitchen and finished it in 2 days
>>730049367
Actually... Since you are doing so well it's sorta surprising you didn't leave as well
>>730049760
Can I eat cookies too?
>>730049856
Based taste
>>730049871
I have no clue what you are talking about.
>>730049913
Thats some good taste you have
>>730049838
I might as well give you saké
>>730049840
Come, sit down.
>>730049856
Do you like it sweet?
>>730049893
Join the anon over there, then.
>>730049910
Single Bush Tea, otherwise known as Oolong tea.
>>730049913
You're welcome to.
>>730049893
I like how she chews
>>730050071
make it whiskey and you have a deal
>>730049367
The only eyebrows I think are too thicc are Satsuki from Kill la Kill but that might be because I don't like the way she looks in general
>>730049913
That reminds me of having to play recorder all through elementary and middle school. Those weren't fun times.
Yeah, it sucks that Galko is gone. He was one my first internet friends from here.
>>730049760
Not now, Im at work.
>>730049913
Aside from his habit of wanting to stay open on days that have nothing going on.
>>730050071
Not too sweet. I have wanted to try sake too
>>730049913
there's 2 seasons for a total of 37 episodes, season 3 comes out in July
i feel like i'm the only guy ere who hasn't played ks
>>730049760
is it chai tea?
>>730048896
I claim the real waifu, Megumin!
>>730049993
>This song, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwI_4qHpt1o
>>730050071
Gladly
Hello everyone
>Misaki Claimed
>>730050265
>>730049913
Nah, I don't have a reason for leaving. It's always fun to just come back once in a while
>>730050071
Can I sit with you guys though?
>>730050117
It's a very cute face
>>730050146
Not even the raspberry wine I have here?
>>730050198
Ah, what a shame.
>>730050221
I like mine really sweet.
Saké is pretty strong, but I don't drink much, so that's me.
>>730050235
Single Bush Tea. Careful, it's quite bitter.
>>730050285
Here, have a cup.
>>730050370
Hello Misaki. How are you?
>>730050533
wine? HAHAHAHA I'll just sit and have some tap water instead
>>730050285
Oh. Uh no.
>>730050533
Its ok you like what you like. I like whisky. How about lemonade?
>>730050533
>sips
Ah, i'm starting to feel better now.
>>730049993
Knowing our waifus it makes sense we have good taste, right?
>>730050071
Sounds fantastic then! You are a nice anon!
>>730050174
Nope, they weren't. I still remember that I failed music.
Well, at least he left for a good reason
>>730050198
He might have a reason. Dunno which one, but maybe he has one
>>730050235
Sounds reasonable
Maybe you are the only guy here who hasn't played KS.
It's like one of the most beautiful things to ever come out of 4chan, so I totally recommend it
>>730050429
I totally agree, people are nice after all
>>730050593
>iz pretty gud
>>730050427
You know damn well Megumin wants you to take advantage of her.
>>730050533
Tired. Kind of anxious. If this were a normal week we'd already be having a math test, but finals are in less than two weeks.
My composition teacher is doing her best to make sure we finish with a C and we have a final play for literature class we don't nearly have enough time for.
Spanish is eh and math is math.
On the bright side, the gun show is tomorrow and I get to spend some time with friends there. And cancer girl is coming with me to church this coming week, so there's that.
You?
>>730050698
That it does. that it does.
>>730050740
If you like it you like it
S-sorry for being here and all
>>730050533
oolong goes well with bourbon
>>730050698
iv'e never really liked vn's that much I read a lot of books and to me the writing in visual novels just feels so atrocious that it takes away from the story too much
>>730050967
you are fine but you should be more often and stop being sorry
>>730050967
You are always welcome. Especially if you want to come to more private places
>>730051020
The writing in KS is actually really good.
I know the writing can be pretty piss poor but the effort put into that one alone is seriously commendable.
>>730050929
I'm just interested if you like it.
>>730050519
Come and have a chat with us.
>>730050585
Whiskey's over there.
>>730050593
Warm and with honey.
>>730050679
I heard there's a new album or something that released. How's that?
>>730050698
I feel relaxed today.
>>730050906
This week has been pretty laid back, and for now, just relaxing and drinking tea. What about your ex? Anything from her?
>>730050967
Come and have some tea with us.
>>730051020
I never tried it, and I certainly don't really want to know.
>>730051026
Man, all I do is shitpost here, you should at least kinda hate me
>>730051219
How is your evening so far?
>>730051219
what?? you won't pour it for me?
>>730050519
oh she is , her ears specially now that I know
>>730051219
Haven't heard it yet.
>>730050698
His reason 8s to give us hours. Though theres no point in us being here if we're bored and not serving anyone. Better off closing on Saturdays really.
>>730051219
Damn, I'd love to have tea with you, 'non
>>730051277
if you think you are shitposting then you must be pretty new here
just enjoy your time here talk shit if you want , its on the rules after all
>>730050967
If it wasn't because I'm just visiting I would adopt you
>>730051020
I'm not the kind to read VNs either, but KS was fairly impressive. The hit in the feels made the read worth it
>>730051399
Some would say getting paid for doing nothing is nice though
>>730051371
They're very pointy and fairy like
>>730049100
Best sub pick
>>730049323
Best mug pick
>>730049760
Best tea pick
>>730049910
Best tiger pick
>>730051134
Best AR pick
>>730051581
does she have wings too ?
>>730051154
Not really my thing sorry
>>730051219
Ive never had it with honey but I like mine with ice
>>730051614
Best blonde hair qt
Ah, forgot how hard this tea punches you.
>>730051296
It's going quite well, what about you?
>>730051315
I never expect anyone to drink it, so I never have it ready.
>>730051374
Hm, I don't believe it came out yet, did it?
>>730051431
What's stopping you?
>>730051614
Is that a yes?
>>730051513
Ive got stuff I could be doing outside work. Cleaning up at home especially.
>>730051614
Best spoopy pick
>>730051482
Hey, I've been shitposting here for a while and all!
B-but thanks
>>730051762
well I'd drink it and want to see you pouring it
>>730051739
>Blushes
Oh you oppai
>>730051801
not really shitpots
just have some fun or not
up to you no one is judging
ugh it's too hot in my bedroom
>>730051685
Yes shoe does!
>>730051762
Can't complain, just relaxing at the moment, maybe going to the store in a few
>>730051739
OK then.
>Lewd picture is lewd
>>730051219
My ex hasn't talked to me much. She tried to get us to hook up on Easter Sunday but aborted at the last minute when she realized her parents were around.
Nothing since.
Good to hear things are going better for you, though. Classes alright?
>>730051614
T-thanks s-s-senpai
I'm buying this rail at the gun show tomorrow. D-does it look ok? https://specialopstactical.com/product-category/rails/12-6-sot-rail-system/
>>730051762
No, it did on the 18th.
>>730051907
not so fairy as I imagined
>>730051968
whoops, meant this one https://specialopstactical.com/product/javelin-12-m-lok-rail-system/
>Misaki
>>730051762
>
>>730051768
Best lips pick.
>>730051134
hmm i'll have to check it out, how long is it
>>730051219
i think the're better when enjoyed separately
>>730051513
iv'e never read a sad one before, most of the ones iv'e seen have been either really sexual or really long (princess Evangeline ruined vn's for me)
>>730051817
Damn, but it feels like everyone IS judging me,that's why I can't post sober, 'non
>>730051907
woah I didn't think she actually had some.
amazing
>>730051739
I like most things sweet.
>>730051817
If you say so, let me get it.
>>730051907
Picking up some food?
>>730051968
My classes are going well, but I wasn't awake today.
>>730051971
Earlier than I was told.
>>730052046
Seems you're enjoying it.
>>730052065
I never really drank alcohol.
>>730052046
>not best legs
>>730052100
no one is, and pretty much no one can, try it some time SOBER.
>>730052141
they are cute but not
TICC nuff to be best
>>730052141
>Not even thicc
>>730051866
Oh you boob?
>>730051893
Get naked!
>>730051911
I like lewds
>>730052140
Sweet is fine
>>730052034
The wings in the game are dependent on what race you place as. She's an imp, so that's what their wings look like
>>730052130
All fairies have wings, silly!
>>730052140
Probably just a snack, I ate dinner not too long ago
>>730052065
>most of the ones iv'e seen have been either really sexual or really long
Same. That's why I have a hard time trying new VNs.
You gotta be in the mood or have some time for it. I must say, KS is pretty much irrelevant now
>>730052213
I won Yume's contest fair and square. I deserve that title.
>>730052065
Depends on which route you take. I took Hanako's route, which feels fairly quick compared to some of the others, which may have a lot of choices, and I think it took seven hours. That's me personally of course- you should ask around.
It's good as a story and not as a sexual VN- of course, due to my faith, I must also you recommend with the H-scenes disabled, but also because it's just not a sexual VN- the story is far and away from anything that is produced with 'jerk off material' in mind (and I've played some of those in the past).
>>730052140
I feel you. I skipped a bunch of my classes the last week and a half, two weeks. I'm just tired.
There's this youtuber that plays bass and always dress in a Nagato Yuki costume and wears a surgical mask and is a trap. I need help finding him.
>>730052141
>>730052245
Calm down.
Kanna has better legs
Best legs is Lisa Lisa though.
>>730051614
Glad you agree.
>>730051968
There were a few what one? The spike one? Seems expensive, but not by a whole lot. The Midwest industry rails are really light and relatively cheap.
>>730052140
Yes yes. Yes yes.
>>730052141
Goodness. Fishnet are always a good sell.
>>730052340
I should check that anime some time I kind of like MMOs
I enjoyed overlord a little bit and that part on welcome to the NHK where the guy tries to make money in one
>>730052340
but I forgot she was a fairy too :(
>>730052414
>Time
Lmao outdated as fuck.
We need a new contest. Most people think of yume and say "literally who" nowadays.
>>730052300
Then i'd be sweaty and naked
>>730052414
Yume isn't down with the thiccness
>>730052468
Lisa Lisa is an overall fine woman
>>730052140
Yep, came out pretty early. Though I remember people saying:
>It comes out April 18th.
Wasn't a big fan of the singles released ('cept for two).
>>730052414
I don't know who that is
I just wanted to stop by and say hi.
Good Bye.
>>730052300
>Nice picture and dubs.
>>730052140
I'm waiting!!
>>730052751
hi
goodbye
>>730052567
It's a fun show, I would give it a watch if you have the time.
>>730052568
Well now you know!
>>730052618
Thats not a bad thing
>>730052751
Bye
>>730052757
Thanks
>>730052751
I gotta admit, that was fast. Hi! Goodbye!
>>730052245
Best eye pick.
>>730052300
00 dubs ( o ) ( o ) perfect sense see.
>>730052513
Always agree who is best sub.... Probably boat. She's tops in the fleet.
>>730052140
you're missing out friend
>>730052245
>K I N D A T H I C C
>>730052377
yeah when people first stated playing it I wasn't even into animoo, let alone vn's
>>730052467
if i do play it i'm defiantly gonna leave in the H-scenes. even though i agree that it would take away from the sad theme of the story and 7 hours isn't bad at all
Going to the store, be back later
bunch of weirdos
>>730052837
I do at night mostly
>>730052837
goodbye
>>730052920
I want to touch some though not roll them
I'm gonna take another break.
>bye for now
>>730052618
Yume is a leg fiend though. They're literally his cocaine. Thicc is a meme.
>>730052592
Who are you then?
>>730053169
See you
>>730052521
They are sending a blemished one to the show tomorrow for $190
Apparently it's a small scratch so it's worth $35 less lol
>>730052916
>That cover art
>tfw act 4
>that strange chess message that is hanako's route
>>730052961
Your call, just note that it'll take at least 5 1/2 hours for those scenes to show up and they're pretty brief.
>>730052592
>Most people think of Yume and say "literally who" nowadays.
Lul
>>730053190
Thicc is not a meme
>>730053169
bye
>>730052300
Of course I enjoy some stuff spicy.
>>730052340
Shouldn't eat too much then.
>>730052467
I would've been dead already if I skip one.
>>730052521
What a vague response.
>>730052633
It kinda passed my mind.
>>730052751
Hi, and goodbye.
>>730052775
*pours whiskey for you*
>>730052961
It wouldn't be the first time.
>>730052166
Yeah, heh, right, there's no way I'll try to talk to others sober, hen
>>730052867
Under certain condition, no
But i really don't think it's a great idea
>>730052920
Thanks mang
>>730052961
Kurumi is thiccer than most waifus
>>730053190
You only think that because Rory has the body of a 12 year old
Face it, Kurumi's legs are objectively better because of her thicc thighs
>>730053010
>>730053169
cya!
>>730053272
Oh man, Hanako's route... That was so fucking good
>tfw no bacongirl to play chess with
>>730053190
Is it you, John Wayne?
Is it me?
>>730051762
W-well, I don't know you irl, 'non
>>730053371
Spicy is good too. I dont eat too many different things normally
>>730053472
Oh well
>>730053488
This is daedpool wifu
>>730053442
Heh*
>>730053472
>12 year old
You're learning!
>>730053442
try.
>>730053272
I feel like it would be kinda funny to have fuck scenes in the middle of a sad story lol
>>730053371
tbh alcohol is great but pretty bad for you, too many carbs in beer
>>730053472
yeah she's pretty thicc for a waifu, only really thicc waifu's are milfs. its because Japanese women are so slim iv'e dated some asian girls and they are all self conscious about having no ass lmao
>>730053472
moar
>>730053488
Do you remember what her route was actually called? It's a chess code: basically stands for white-knighting. Even if you get the good route the devs consider you to be a white knight.
Maybe I am. For some reason I keep running into damaged women. My ex. Cancer girl (my friend ashlee with cancer and paralysis) and Hanako of course.
>>730053371
lol
>azn
>>730053949
Don't feel bad, my last girl friend was 5 feet tall and my new friend is barely any taller.
Looking like a 12 year old is a plus IMO
>>730053577
Who said that?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
>>730053442
Try to talk to others*
Yeah, whatever, I fucked it up
>>730053488
Best leg pick
>>730053472
I like you. You know that.
>>730053371
I do like tea....But it's just beer time now
>>730053272
Cosblems are what is up. Let me know how it does.
>>730053132
Don't we all
>>730045128 (Emi)
This is a pretty good place for meeting new people!
She comes from Zero No Tsukaima. It's not a great anime, but I'm very very fond of it.
How kind of you~
>>730054050
We had a waitress who got fired this week who was under 5 foot easy. When she wore overalls and had pigtails in she literally looked like an 8 year old. She was 19.
>>730053949
>It's ok for my waifu to be shit, she's 12
>>730054001
But in anime, a lot of adults are drawn to look younger than their children
>>730054010
If you wish
>>730054094
You ain't so bad yourself
It's starting to rain. Maybe a big storm coming.
>>730053581
Well, that doesn't stop you from having here.
>>730053668
I have quite a weird preference when it comes to food.
>>730054001
Hah, it's hard for me to get fat if that's what you mean.
>>730054050
Asian indeed.
>>730054094
Don't drink too much, don't want you to be drunk.
>>730054080
thats fine man just relax a bit no one cares about your mistakes that much really
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>>730054094
Probably...
>>730054336
I want it to rain here. Thats okay as long as you like it and its not other people or something
>>730054327
>its okay for my waifu to be thicc, shes in a harem anime
>>730054372
night
>>730053371
good girl ! now it will taste better
>>730054372
Sweet dreams, Taiga
Claiming best girl
>>730054118
HLD ng+ when?
>>730054001
It doesn't work like that.
>>730054094
I'll be getting it tomorrow, hopefully I can put it on right away so we can see how it comes out.
>>730054224
I always felt like I had a ridiculous commanding view over my ex..... we met up once a few weeks back and I was further reminded of just what a difference there is between 5'0 and 6'1.
>>730054336
Don't worry about getting water in your eyes.
>>730054712
So can I have one?
>>730054778
never
>>730054846
nah, you didn't even watch my strim
or if you did you didnt talk
>>730054094
its always beer time, whats your poison?
>>730054336
. i actually love the rain i wish it would storm here in nyc. oh no i was just saying its good you don't drink. i eat fairly well and exercise almost every day and still get a gut from beer
>>730054327
true, who is your waifu btw she looks pretty cute
>>730054477
A harem that's better written than gate
I hate the fucking captchas...
>>730054050
>Do you remember what her route was actually called?
I'm afraid I don't, it's been a while since I played
>Even if you get the good route the devs consider you to be a white knight.
Well, there's literally nothing wrong with white knighting
Some people are just drawn to those kind of women. Maybe you are the kind of person that is usually helping others
I'm very sorry for your friend Ashlee btw, I wish her the best
>>730054094
>Best leg pick
This is an universal truth
And Shirasaka sounds like best pick in many, many things
>>730054118
Hmm... Sometimes it's not the quality of the anime but what it makes you feel. If it was funny or happy or intense it makes sense you're fond of it
>>730054372
Night!
>>730054935
Do you regularly stream? What do you play?
>>730054935
Hmph
>>730054935
Yeah I was doing tanks. Cant miss my daily wins
>>730054987
>harem
>good writing
Pick one
>>730054372
Nite nite taiga
>>730054437
Probably?.... Definitely
>>730054327
Thank you clock-eye
>>730054336
I'm going to get drunk. Like I always do.
>>730054503
Adorable. 10/10 would scratch head
>>730054801
Get it on asap. A new rail can make you feel like.you have a new gun. It's amazing
>>730055205
But I dont know anyone
>>730055012
Watching it always makes me happy.
I stream..usually at least once a week! But I dunno if I can stream that regularly anymore, though
Nothing to play and don't wanna drop 60$ on NieR
or 40$ to ironically play Galgun
>>730055079
I am sorry!
I did the boss rush!
>>730055116
>
>>730054063
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
>>730055317
Its not my fault you conflict with my daily tank times.
>>730055205
I want to drink that
I'm back
>>730055437
share the candy you bought
>>730055437
welcome back
>>730055392
Fuck you cowboy....fuck all you assholes
>>730055436
There can be only one.
>>730055012
Oh why thank you. She's precious, it's why i love her
>>730054983
Yuengling...That's it.
>>730055733
or a bigger glass and she can swim there
>>730055012
Nc5Bx3.
Look it up.
I don't know if I'd say there's "nothing" wrong with white knighting- I learned a lot more from my past relationship. It's been more than two years since we broke it off and I just push myself away from these girls.
Even Ashleigh. She might be damaged physically rather than mentally but I'm much more content to help her from the sidelines as opposed to getting too close.... compared to some of the stuff I used to do to 'fix' my ex. I can't name the last time I had a truly deep conversation with a girl....
I've changed. Maybe it's better for them though- they appreciate when you are around more and it helps them when you are always at arms reach.
>>730055205
Freaking A. It's five ounces lighter than the garbage Midstate put on my upper and it looks badass as hell. You'll be the first to know.
>>730055317
Sorry for not saying hi earlier
>>730055317
It's the best mode though.
>>730054983
This outta learn ya
>>730055125
That's adorable
Maybe if the characters weren't developed you'd like it more
>>730055205
No problem...um....likely heavily exaggerated personality-san
>>730054372
Goodnight.
>>730054437
There's a chance of tornados.
>>730054539
>girl
Excuse me?
>>730054778
Hey Saya.
>>730054801
Tornado chance.
>>730054983
Maybe try doing some more cardio?
>>730055205
Well, be safe then.
>>730055437
Welcome back.
>>730055733
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>730055433
put your tank off!
>>730055918
It's okay! How are you?
>>730055953
I disagree
>>730056085
Hai Rem. How's you?
>>730056200
You can't know since you didn't even try,.
>>730056085
It wont get that bad probably
>>730056200
But its like the only time I actually talk to someone.
>>730056290
Even so! NG was good
>>730056303
..We should talk some time
>>730056444
But NG+ is good++
>>730056076
I like motivations beyond 'I kill or I die lel'.
>>730056085
shh shh don't ruin it
Has Yoko already been taken