Which 2 Milfs do you pick to have a threesome with?
>>730041559
The 2 on the left.
>>730041559
1 and 4. How about these 4?
>>730042189
4, fuck
>>730042258
Gotta go with 4
>>730044371
asian bitch yess
>>730044871
Can we get some milf cleavage freckles?
would love to cum on her tits
>>730045790
>>730045357
yummy
>>730045896
Which one and for what?
How do I (a 24 yr old male) fuck a married mother of 2?
brief details:
>me a 24 yr old, average looking male, no responsiblities atm and a nice income.
>her a 37 yr old, 5/10, married for 12 yrs and has a 14 yr old and 12 yr old
>work with her 8 hrs a day. literally right next to her, can smell her whenever I please.
it's actually weird how young she looks, I seriously thought I was older than her when I first started.
>she has braces, definitely a hillbilly, but for some reason that gets my dick hard.
>she is constantly shit talking her husband and telling me he yells at her/calls her names
>marriage doesn't look good.
>sex jokes are made daily.
basically just need an idea of how to attack this situation. bumping with porn.
>>730047278
Far right , fucking everything , she's amazing
>>730043989
This looks like it was taken 11-12 years ago. They sort of have that "end of the line" look for them.
I wanna fuck my mom
Late 40s in this photo.
Orange County Milf.
>>730047386
>>730047773
how would you fuck her?
Has a 23 year old daughter.
>>730047386
You just play on what you got, remind her that she's not too old to still have fun and that if her man treats her so bad maybe she could use a momentary break from that. Don't just say by the way it IS me you're looking for but just offer to take her out for drinks after that, just drinks and if she refuses then she's not up for it. Most people know what you're looking for if you're getting them liquored up, so if she says yes then just be a complete gentleman until you have her gushing about everything and spilling her guts on her horrible life and what not, then make her the offer of a temporary escape for just the night.
>>730048113
Her daughter trains her.
>>730047386
>She wears low cut shirts almost everyday and unintentionally gives me a full view of her small titties when she bends over, which at my job is quite a lot. She has nice perky A-Cups.
>I "accidentally" bump her occasionally when working to touch her ass.
>she wore a red bra today that showed through her shirt today, and red panties that showed occasionally above her jeans. I nutted.
>>730047884
got more? Yorba Linda here
>>730048606
drinks with her is my plan, the only thing is she has to tend to the children after work everyday bc her husband works 2nd shift.
>>730049002
>>730048606
The easiest women to have sex with are women who are in miserable marriages. The bigger the asshole is the easier it is. If in addition he is out of shape, drinks too much, and is a general piece of shit, fucking a snap. Midwest hillbilly guys are notorious pieces of shit and its easy as fuck to bang their wives.
>>730049182
Most people in her position have friends that live in the same neighborhood that can look after them and play with the other family's kids and shit. just tell her to drop them off really quick and then meet you out for drinks.
What do you think of my wife
>>730049374
Yeah I know, I've had an affair with a woman that was actually in a pretty abusive relationship. She ended up making an emotional connection with me and we fucked but after that I just helped her rebuild her confidence so that I could make her leave her husband and then not give a shit about me leaving her soon after.
>>730040780
High angle selfies hide double chins
>>730049864
Not to mention hiding self esteem
>>730049655
>>730049683
both have my cock hard
>>730041559
far left + middle
>>730049655
>>730049655
She looks like she possible does porn
>>730050353
moar
>>730049374
He is a fat piece of shit easily pushing 300. Not sure if he's a drinker. They are both Christian occasional church goers.
>>730049590
Yeah this is a good idea, I'm sure she has someone.
>>730050420
>>730042189
2 + 4
>>730050485
>>730043989
more of 1 or 4?
>>730050324
Far left
>>730050560
Just post the video
>>730050560
>>730050615
No vid anon ive only got photos
>>730045865
nice 2
Not sure what the age on a milf is any more now that it doesn't just mean a woman who had kids? Is this milf age? If so, this
>>730050667
post all
>>730050619
Last 1 btw
>>730050420
must know who this is
>>730050607
any more of the middle one? I mean the 3rd from right, dress
>>730050607
also more
>>730050988
Sorry anon I have no idea
>>730050957
Someone with fake round implants, she's holding them like that and she's positioned like that because if she wasn't. they'd look mutilated and weird as fuck.
My ex had them, I know.
>>730051044
>>730050957
Refer to this post
>>730051105
>>730051152
>>730050376
any links?
>>730051536
>>730051616
>>730050738
Here she is sucking my dick
>>730051860
Nice, more bikini milfs.
>>730051348
middles face look inviting
>>730052000
>>730051948
Left or right?
>>730051996
I was about to say nice vag, but on closer look it's shopped :(
>>730052276
Kek had never noticed
>>730051813
Nice dick anon
>>730052109
next door milf
Have you guys have no shame? These are someone's mum, wife
>>730051886
I wish my wife looks this good when her age.
>>730053172
Plot twist, she's only 28
>>730052219
>>730052109
Nice, anymore?
>>730053424
>>730047937
Good. I'd fuck her good
My wife
>>730047386
if she already flirts, ask for movienight if she agrees, offer massage, if she agrees youll fuck.
Interest?
>>730040780
Full video here: https://legit-porn.tumblr.com/redhead
>>730047386
1. Never get your pussy and your paycheck from the same place. This is an area where business and please do not mix. It is a guaranteed recipe for trouble.
2. Unless you're a totally socially inept neckbearded basement dweller, you need to set your sights higher. Banging a 37 year old married chick with two kids who could easily be your younger siblings is bottom tier thirsty. Theoretically speaking, she's old enough to be your mom.
>>730055123
>1. Never get your pussy and your paycheck from the same place. This is an area where business and please do not mix. It is a guaranteed recipe for trouble.
Could not agree more, 100% right.
>2. Unless you're a totally socially inept neckbearded basement dweller, you need to set your sights higher. Banging a 37 year old married chick with two kids who could easily be your younger siblings is bottom tier thirsty. Theoretically speaking, she's old enough to be your mom.
This is wrong on sooooo many levels, especially the part about her being old enough to be his mother. THAT'S ONE OF THE HOTTEST PARTS ABOUT IT, smh.
>>730054581
Suuuure, do you have nudes?
>>730055989
Fuuuck yes, love the hairy muff.
>>730050738
>>730051813
>>730054439
Nobody interested?
>>730056630
Un interested in seeing her asshole
>>730056630
more in those heels?
Would you guys fuck my mom?
>>730056998
How old are you 6 ? Not your Mom
>>730056833
>>730056811
>>730057353
Any taking cum?
>>730057447
No just sucking my dick like the one I posted earlier. I will get around to doing some cum shots eventually.
Let's get to it.
>>730057516
Damn this looks like my friend but older. Never met her mom
>>730056998
Of course I'd fuck Nina Hartley
>>730056998
In that yellow dress? No way
>>730057563
Fuck yeah, more ASAP.
>>730056998
Is she really your Mom? either way, God yes i would.
>>730058083
>>730058256
mmm loving this no bra wearing mature slut.
>>730058256
>>730058427
>>730058559
>>730059894
Thread dead?
i really want to fuck a milf but i don't think i could go down on an untidy beaten up old pussy.
>>730060357
I'd make-out with the fucking old slut.
>>730051348
Holy fuck! Please have more of lefty!
>>730059956
Keep going!
>>730059956
>>730061239
>>730061290
>>730041559
Going from left, 2 and 5.
MILF prostitute I know. She's ugly but sucks a mean dick.
>>730040780
more of this fun milf slut
>>730042189
more of 3s juicy thighs
>>730047278
number 2. god i want her to dom me
>>730045382
moar
>>730061982
https://m.imgur.com/a/0fJCa
>>730046253
dear god moar
>>730054498
"ask her for a movie night"
???
she's a married middle aged woman with two kids... if she agrees to meet him ANYWHERE it means she 's ready to fuck instantly;
>>730045972
more of the flapper girl and wonder woman
>>730047278
top middle for that banging body. moar?
>>730047793
fit and sexy
>>730048743
MOAR!!!!!
>>730051348
more far right
>>730051405
wish my mom looked like that
>>730051485
more
>>730051682
dont stop
>>730052093
love milfs in teen clothes
>>730052109
more? she is perfect
>>730050738
>>730054439
>>730057094
>>730057353
Is this really your wife? I don't know why, I just get the feeling it's bullshit?
>>730053424
mmm tight milf
>>730052535
go get it mommy
>>730054260
in color?
>>730054581
yes. more in shorts or that dress?
>>730058741
me likey
>>730062247
thx. age?
>>730062386
more
>>730062559
got moar?
>>730063016
showing a little more leg?
rate my granny guys
>>730063243
Wwyd anon
>>730052093
Dem 20's or 22's?
>>730063382
i like that slutty outfit
>>730063515
put my hand down mommy's shorts and start massaging her pussy
>>730064056
diamonds. more like that?
>>730064470
Wow! I would Mom with her.
>>730064470
naughty momma
>>730064438
nothing sexier than a milf waiting for some cock. moar?
>>730064660
classy and a cocktease at the same time
Does anyone have her videos or more pictures of her?
>>730064470
>>730064733
>>730064758
>>730064919
She is so fucking wrecked. Stop posting this fucking hag
>>730064984
shes got some sexy birthing hips
>>730064984
Would love to see her ass!
>>730055123
For 1 that depends on if it's a long term job or not. I was a manager and started dating a temp staffer two levels below me. Checked the handbook before hand. She technically worked in another department anyway. Kept it a secret for about a year. Saw each other at work every day, no one knew since we wernt stupid about mixing our personal and professional lives. She eventually left. 4 years later and we ended up getting married.
Not every job is a definite no. For me I never saw it as a permanent job/career and neither did she obviously.
>>730064984
>>730065147
>>730065179
>>730042189
None
>>730043989
3
>>730045972
1 and 6
>>730047278
2, start with pulling her panties aside and eating her out. Progress to simulated rape with me holding her hands behind her back while I pound her pussy from behind.
>>730048947
There's nothing unintentional about what she's doing.
She wants the D.
Give her a way in-and a way out for her to save face if the timing isn't right for whatever reason. Keep the emphasis on her and be light, fun and appreciative.
>>730050445
Easiest path to her pussy: let her know that she turns you on. She wants to feel attractive, sexy and appreciated-oblige her.
The next time she dresses nice, tell her that if she keeps doing that you'll have to take her before too long. She'll eat it up.
>>730041704
common choice, and a good one.
>>730048743
i like my women soft not hard
>>730064966
This is a Brazilian bitch, although I don't have anything of her, her name is Jessica Patuzzo, you can find everything related to her just with her name
>>730064818
still in thread anon?
>>730065346
i want to mount her
>>730062992
>dress
>>730063374
i sure would masturbate to her picture, if you know what i mean/10
>>730066845
That is a fucking beast
>>730067064
>>730067200
better
>>730067336
>>730067336
>>730067468
Nice
>>730067583
>>730040780
Need moar of this big tittied bimbo bitch!
>>730047386
>>she is constantly shit talking her husband and telling me he yells at her/calls her names
lol, I'm sorry dude but if she's talking to you about her problems then you're already excluded from the idea of sex with her. You may as well be another fucking female she gossips with.
>>730070063
moar
>>730055897
This
>>730047386
it's all about the social engineering. Start by planting the idea in her head, so she thinks SHE came up with the idea. This is achieved by maintaining slightly prolonged eye contact (emphasis on SLIGHTLY, just enough to plant a seed of an idea in her mind), standing or sitting just a little closer to her than is socially acceptable, making sure to clean yourself up (smell good, have a nice haircut, trim your nails, etc.). It will be slow, but you'll start to notice if she changes her behavior towards you after you start doing these small things. They need to be SMALL things so she doesn't immediately jump to thinking you're trying to fuck, but instead thinks, "I could probably fuck this guy." Hopefully that makes sense. But when she starts treating you differently, it gets tougher for me to explain what to do, because everyone is different. She will either shy away or go out of her way just to say good morning to you, or bring you a donut from the break room, or make a joke to you as she passes your desk. It's all about the slow buildup to making her want to fuck you, and then capitalizing on it (this part is the hardest, and cheesiest. It could be just offering her a ride home, or waiting until the company Christmas party to tell her how amazing she looks in her dress.). Good luck, and be patient.
>>730070166
>>730055123
>>730055897
Yeah, fucking a mom is like the ultimate goal to some people. If youre smart and cautious about it go ahead and try to fuck that mom
>>730070411
Jesus
>>730040780
>>730040780
>>730040780
Have seen shit ton of this one while ago, probably at least 100 or so of her nude selfies, sucking and fucking pics and vids on site without mothers
Fuck now I want to try to find it lol
>>730071004
bro it's right here
https://imgur.com/a/0fJCa
>>730062691
>>730071328
>>730050619
>>730071123
>>730071004
No dude. She had shit ton of full frontal nudes pussy shots her getting face fucked pics and vids in adition to full penetration fucking
>>730071403
>>730071440
Nice!
>>730071455
>>730071123
>>730071004
>>730040780
I need those!!!!!
>>730071489
>>730071823
Some of the friend
check these dubs bitches
>>730072050
>>730070704
Agreed.
>>730070411 watches too much lifetime. Level faggot/10.
>>730047386 You know how you fuck women? You be a fucking man and look like one and be humble about how good you look and have a skill that you love and if women see that, you can have whoever, whatever, whenever. Stop being a beta, treat food like a science, take care of yourself and groom, get a gym membership and man the fuck up.
>>730072204
My work here is done
>>730072204
I wish I had this close a relationship with women I pay for sex lmao at it life
>>730072401
Kek sorry anon but that's gold
I can never figure out what the attraction to a MILF is. I would rather fuck a nice young thing with a tight pussy and tit that do not hang down to her bellybutton.
I'm in my early 60's and have fucked my share of MILF's and most of the time fucking them is like fucking the grand canyon they are so stretched out.
>>730071667
>>730071455
>>730071004
Time to let the search begin
>>730047386
Dude, I think she doesn't see you in a sexual light.
1) Talk about your ex-gf that you broke up with shortly before starting this job. Join her in complaining about relationship problems.
2) Find out what type of bars/clubs she likes. Subtly. Talk about you thinking of going to those types of bars/clubs, and make her reminisce about it.
3) Ask her if she wants to join you. If no, jerk off. If yes, you're 50% inside her already.
4) Take her to a noobie, well-lit bar with no one near her age. It might ruin your chances if another guy hits on her. You want her to be the oldest person there, which might make her feel insecure. You don't leave her side, get her a little tipsy, make her laugh, have fun with her, be kind and a gentleman. Be mature.
5) She might not want to dance with you there since she might feel insecure. Once she is drunk and really into you because you've been making her laugh so much, take her to a club that is darker, and has louder music. Once you're in, ask her to dance with you. Dance near the edge of the club, near a wall. Make her feel sexy, take risks and grab her body and hold her tight. No grabbing of boobs or pussy. Ass maybe, but not too much. She'll be wanting your cock soon. I've had luck grabbing girls' necks. Gentle grabbing and rubbing. Don't be a creepy awkward virgin about it.
6) Make out with her. After a minute or a few, stop making out and dance some more. Then try making out again. If she makes out with you again, that's a good sign. After kissing you, she had enough time to realize that she's cheating, but the fact that she let you kiss her again means she's letting herself go.
7) Now you can ask her if she "wants to get out of here?"
8) Don't let the heat die down as you get her back to your place. No platonic jokes, only intimate jokes from now on. You can tell her how much she turns you on. But do not mention any of her marital or familial commitments.
God speed!
>>730073020
Agree!
>>730042189
3 4 2 1
>>730045357
wow, more more more
>>730044371
i know there has to be more
>>730045790
i would glaze her tits as well
>>730060384
moar
>>730040780
Love me some Sherry
>>730072111
More of those fake tits
>>730052219
Right
Which Milf do you prefer?
>>730076368
Which one has nudes?
>>730076885
take a guess
>>730077044
Left but I hope right!
>>730076007
Mooarr
>>730077306
gotta pick one lol
>>730077496
Right show me rights nudes!!!
>>730077496
sorry wrong :(
>>730077626
I said left looked like she had nudes. Other comment wasn't me
>>730077686
these are lefts
>>730047386
make her laugh
works for me
shell want to be around you more and act like a man by telling her to do shit like shes supposed to
she'll cream herself
laughing is always key
>>730077934
i dunno if i want to show a whole body pic here...
>>730078167
got an email?
>>730078279
Yeah how many of her do you got?
>>730078377
quite a few
>>730078462
Could you upload to imgur album post link then delete link post?
Are they full nudes face and all?
>>730078591
yes. but I'm not doing that sorry
>>730078680
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