New faceapp sluts thread.

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>>730036113

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Oblivion dyke girl dropping in :^)

>>730036329
Hey there; preschool shooter still hanging shiftily around.

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Dropping in.

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got ignored last time,
rate please

>>730036501
8/Jessica

>>730036501
You look about 11. Not criticizing.

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Fuck me <3

>>730036728
you look like a guy still

>>730036501
Would cuddle with, cute ^_^

>>730036728
pls go skeltal coked out rockstar man :^(

>>730036329
Look like you have cancer

>>730036816
that smile is huge

>>730036844
that was mean to the rockstrar

>>730036868
>Look like you have cancer
solid kek, how so?

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>>730036113
#Fukkin

If jessica doesnt come out im killing myself

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>>730036113

Don't forget about me daddy. I want to rap my tongue all the way around the head of your throbbing cock and fuck the entire length of it with my mouth and throat until it's covered in my spit. ;)

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My kik is yabloko99. Just tossing that out there.

>>730036844
>pls go skeltal coked out rockstar man :^(

This. The look is perfect

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You're so funny, anon...

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>>730036113
too tired to make a new one, sorry folks.
(first attempt to post screwed up somehow)

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This bitch. I would sodomize her into a state of unconsciousness.

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>tfw still too trap-ish

>>730036844
>>730036617
well at least my female self gets some approval

>>730037370
my jessica has finally returned!

>>730037105
is that hair coming out of your mouth? hot.

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Do I look slutty enough ?

>>730037487
Just her picture that I reposted, wasn't actually her that posted it

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hi!

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Oh good, another one :D

>>730037554
Yeah, you're 100% bland bimbo there. Would fuck and then forget about within 48 hours.

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Rate me!

>>730037571
do you have the rest?

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>>730037674
And another.

>>730036501
hi hon. kisses

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>>730037689
Yes, but I'm only going to post a few

>>730037408
I get called Oblivion, but it's fine to me, these threads are always a solid laugh :^)

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>>730037546

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>>730037689

>>730037181
sperg look

>>730037554
i think you dont need to use female twice, you would definitely be beautiful with just using it once

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Okay, this is the first (and probably only) one I'm borderline pleased with.

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>>730037214
From this morning

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>>730037128

Rate & wwyd? Don't be shy ;)

>>730037811
sexy

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>>730037689
And last one

>>730037155
How many people actually add you?

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>>730037855
Pretty much...

>>730038029
Just one so far. Pedos must be thin on the ground tonight.

>>730037370
ah yes the not so innocent stoner girl

>>730038183
Do you enjoy pedos adding you or is this bait for them, I can't tell half the time with you.

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>>730037951

>>730037847
sharpie in the ass, come on

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>>730037925

>>730038340
Lol what

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Still here... Looking for affection.

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i'm a sissy and i'd love it if someone were to do a cum tribute on my face <3

>>730038456
mmm, you just made me hard.

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Do I actually look slutty? Or were guys just being "nice"

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Any other redheads?

>>730038296
I want guys who have the hots for me to add me. I mean... who else am I going to snag but pedos, though?

>>730038296
Probably bait lmao.

>>730038565
No, you look slutty. You just look like someone who puts up a front of being respectable.

>>730038565
nah man, perfect bj mouth and eyes to shoot a load across. what a lovely little slut.

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>>730038330

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>>730038342

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>>730038722
You don't think I'm respectable?

>>730038740
You just made me want to get lip fillers lol

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Who wants to meet right now ? I'm horny

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Hey again

>>730038480
also rate me please :*

>>730038824
shadowlurker

>>730038852
ayy lmao/10

>>730038565
100% honest... that girl looks like she's dressed up to go to a bar or club, because she is looking for a one night stand.

is everyone using wigs? or why everyone have long hait?!?

>>730039017
J.S. Steinman's failed plastic surgery project

>>730038998
blond dominatrix teen

>>730038945
Like I said in the first thread, if I met you off Tinder I'd definitely bring a whole strip of condoms. You don't look like a particularly nice person, but you look like someone who gives up her pussy pretty quickly.

>>730039134
mine ALWAYS gives me long hair.

>>730038480
deadass looking serial killer bitch, long hair and a smile might help

>>730038945
it looks that your lips are made for sucking dick

>>730039134
long hair doesn't work for me >>730036329

Not sure why, seems to work for most

>>730039223
You don't need condoms for a blowjob

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>>730038740
>>730038945
lets fill em slut

>>730039457
really nigga?

>>730039134
the girl filter elongates you hair based on its curvature and enhances its color a bit. Though mine is naturally long-ish and curly.

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>>730039327
>>730039411

>>730038456
looking for a slut to suck my cock.
you are in perfect position

>>730039592
always gives me long hair

Which one of you horny sluts wants a cock tribute?

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>>730039770
*raises hand*

What is this?

>>730039457
I don't think it will fit!

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>mfw we wen't from masturbating to chicks to masturbating to traps to masturbating to ourselves

>>730039570
i figured, but i have straight up black hair and always get brownish

>>730039898
the future is great

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R8 me

>>730039904
mmm you look like emma watson

>>730039898
It's called progress.
Were at the beginning of a brand new age.

>>730036329
What would it take to let a guy fuck you? Serious question.

>>730040031
8/8 would fuck tonsils

>>730039879
Boys are discovering the vapid existence of the opposite gender.

>>730039879
see
>>730039898

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>>730040181
vapid naysh

You look like that bitch from star wars VII

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>>730036113
>>730038875

Just a reminder, if anyones having trouble with hair they cn get a full makeover at taaz .com =)

>>730040181
Honestly, this thing is an educational tool, I've learnt tons of things about female psyche.

>>730040031
i bet that you like it rough, sexy girl

>>730040031
>>730040258

>>730040361
Me too I was saying that from doing this

>>730039770
I do!

>>730037388

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>>730038340
I only have this giant highlighter, sorry

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>>730040361
The constant seeking of validation? Though increasingly more extreme actions?

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What do you guys think ?

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>>730039530

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Rate?

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Am I hot enough ?

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Hmm?

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>a parallel universe 4chan where everyone is a cute girl and not an ugly neckbeard, but still a social outcast with mental disorders

we'd be fucking each other to death.

>>730040630
take my seed

>>730040512
this is a new picture? youre back?

>>730040543
grats on getting duck face to work.. Mine went all fucked up.

>>730040728
It took me like 20 minutes to get it to work + to get long hair

>>730040672
If we were all cute girls, who would cum on our faces?

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So I decided that to get more accurate results I should shave my beard. Now I feel like I may have made a terrible mistake. What do you guys think?

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>>730040546
damn :O thanks.... your cock is amazing <3

>>730040934
Quite good =)

>>730040671
Crack whore/10

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>>730040934

For comparison here's a before pic

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Me yesterday. Killing time at work when I shouldn't

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>>730040546

Aww.

Now I'm jealous. :(

>>730040737
hey look its one of the lost gremlins

>>730040671
Hot. I'd be your lesbian scissor sister

>>730040878

piss and spit my fellow femanon

>>730040546
Wanna tribute me ? I really like your cock and i would love to see it next to my face :*
>>730040543

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>>730040934
>>730041052

More redheads!

>>730041189
this is where things get weird.

>>730040934
Jesus fuck, you're taking this too seriously.

>>730041138
Gross. We would have to divide up into the Dommes and subs. Some girls are going to want to hold the leash, some of us would rather be on the leash

>>730041252
Yesterday there was a person who was wearing wigs, another using real makeup. I don't think some shaving is taking it too far

>>730041246
Yeah probably xD

>>730041253

i'll gladly hold it

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>>730041252
but if he doesnt who else will??

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i see some cocks appearing...
thriving for some

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>>730040543

>>730039570
sadly i didnt get them ;/

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>>730041441
So you know who you're talking to...

Big boobs & big ass:
>>730036329
>>730037368

Big boobs & medium ass:
>>730037590
>>730037674
>>730038456

Big boobs & small ass:
?

Medium boobs & big ass:
>>730036436
>>730037105
>>730037598
>>730037885
>>730039592

Medium boobs & medium ass:
>>730036113
>>730036254
>>730037181
>>730037546
>>730038565
>>730039904

Medium boobs & small ass:
>>730037388

Small boobs & big ass:
>>730038480

Small boobs & medium ass:
>>730036816
>>730037128
>>730037214
>>730037951
>>730038852
>>730039979

Small boobs & small ass:
>>730036501
>>730036728
>>730037370
>>730039017

Underage banned:
>>730037155
>>730038998

>>730041252

You won't get any argument from me.

>>730041629

i wish my charger was here.

you bitch got nothing on me, lmao use some conditioner.

>>730041714
>>730038565
Medium boobs and a medium ass... Perfect for implants...

>>730040130
Good question. I'd probably have to be slightly under the influence, it would need to be a good looking guy with no facial hair/minimal body hair, and preferably a woman in the mix.

I'm sort of bi-curious I guess

>>730041510
Thank you *.*

>>730041714
>Small boobs, medium ass.
>Actually my favorite type...

>>730041372
It still too far. All this to get some fuckin compliments ?
It shows how insecure people can be.

>>730041372
Pretty sure shaving your beard away is different from simply taking your wigs/makeup/whatever from the closet.

>>730040306
hey, i'm having trouble with the makeover, there's just a white dot in the middle of the screen and i can't do anything. you happen to know whats up?

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>>730036728
max?

>>730041862
Uh huh...

>>730041886
Post another picture you cutie.

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>>730041714
lol well thats a new one
But im more like no tits and small ass

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>>730041977
wtf is "shaving"?

>>730041993
I though we established that >>730038565
was maxmoefoe

>>730041993
doubt it, the nose seems to be fairly accurate to the original face from what I can tell.

>>730041996

you didn't just say that bitch!?

meet me at tiffanys at 12

>>730041992
theres a sniper outside your window

>>730042158
I can't, I'll be meeting your boyfriend then. How's tomorrow at 11 work?

>>730041714
> Big boobs & medium ass:
oh you guessed correctly ...

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>>730041959

Well you're no fun :(

>>730041977
I shave regularly, but only do so every week or so. I don't see a problem with the beard shaver doing so... I did mine a few days early, just to eliminate facial artifacts.

>>730041992

Sometimes it has trouble recognising faces. I'd just try again. =)

>>730041714
I'd fuck myself if I had medium boobs and a big ass

>>730040934
>So I decided that to get more accurate results I should shave my beard

>>730041372
>Yesterday there was a person who was wearing wigs, another using real makeup.

>>730041862
>you bitch got nothing on me, lmao use some conditioner.

>tfw a new app slowly transforms all of /b/ into sissies
>tfw it's actually quite fun and creates a strange sense of camaraderie

>>730042395
i can't even upload a pic that's the problem. in the profile i can upload stuff under pictures but as soon as i press makeover there's just this white dot. :(

>>730042276

oh 11 is bad, gotta meet ling ling my asian manicure lady.

not like you know what that is...

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>>730041714
>Small boobs & small ass:
>>>730036501

Ill have you know I have a big ass and semi-respectable moobs as well

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>>730040934
Summer from Rick and Morty/10

>>730041714
accurate tbqh, all females in my family have a set of DD and a bubble butt

>>730042011
kek, the only positive response I've gotten :^)

here's the first one I did, my hair is pretty messy, not as good

pls don't get too cringe ;_;

>>730042430
ditto

>>730042502
problem solved! thanks anyway!

>>730042520
Mmm... I still like you, but the first one was Moreno flattering.

>>730042504
No, because I get my nails done by an american...

>>730042689
"Moreno" was not a typo.

>>730041959
>>730041977

Eh, it'll grow back.

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>>730041472

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>>730042789

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

>>730042520
OMG It is a redhead summer! Get off the high horse Summer, remember when we all got pink eye because you wont stop texting on the toilet?

>>730042520
>Summer from Rick and Morty/10

So you're saying I have a manface?

>>730042689
>I still like you
fug mane good to know :DD

First one had better lighting

>Moreno flattering
What do you mean by this?

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>>730042877
gosh that looks so delicious

>>730037865

I need another to believe this is faceapp.

>>730042979
Another person, but curious if you just did female, or if you did hot+female.

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>>730041714
I wouldnt have a small ass?! Come on

>>730040255

>those baby hands

>>730043093

I did female then hot

>>730043021
You look like the sort of girl who's outgoing and friendly and then is weirdly kinky and enthusiastic in bed.

>>730037554
you're very pretty, plz post more

>>730040306

Scottish slut is that you?

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Some of these picture make me look like I'm 12

>>730043497
Haha yes

>>730041246

You havnt been in the last oh, half a dozen threads then my friend.

>>730043263
that would probably be accurate kek

I'm outgoing when I need to be, otherwise I'm very reserved

>>730043254
try it the other way... I notice the base works better.

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>>730043025
Now I just need your lips around my cock

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>>730043487
Could be worse; look how I ended up.

>>730043747
Try the old button?

>>730041252

Nah not far enough. We can go further.

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>>730043747
But I'm 20 years old

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>>730042877
mmm first cock i sucked!
i m horny and embarrassed at the same time...
it was hard and delicious..

>>730043613
You also look like the kind of girl who, when you get her clothes off, wouldn't have an "good" body exactly, but the sort that makes you just forget everything and want to fuck without caring about I think too much.

>>730043640
You look like an alien

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Name's Tyrone. Rate me.

>>730042066

hello there pony tail cuteness~

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R8?

>>730043487
is that sharpie in your ass yet?

>>730043747
what the hell how old are you actually

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>>730041959

get out of here you no fun faggot.

on a side note, waiting for you baby~

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>>730044180
You never ask nicely

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>>730043966
Maybe, I'm not a chick so I don't know mane :DDD

I'm not good at the sexual talk stuff lad :^)

glad you're enthralled by my faceapp transformation tho

>>730044161
come to daddy, you cute girl

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yes please, gladly... what i'd do to choke on that beautiful thing...
>>730044048
hey hey :p

>>730042789

>shots fired

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I wish this app let you mess with features a little. I'd like to see what I would look like with bigger lips. A serious set of DSLs

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>>730040098
You mean the beginning of the end.

>>730044328
perfect dick suck lips

>>730044511
But at least everyone will get off.

>>730044493
i wish that they made a version with body transformation as well

>>730044399

>tfw my cock doesn't elicit those types of responses.

Being a grower as well is hell.


"It gets soo big" well no duh bitch.

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r8

>>730044399
Do you have a kik or sc? I'd love to see you bent over.

>>730045087

Nah she sure don't, been there ;\

>>730044966
wig/10 and uncanny valley jaw/10

would fug regardless

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>>730044966

Kind of looks like Jessica Nigri wtf

>>730043747

Now im starting to feel bad for you, but don't worry looking young is the best thing in the world.

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Fucking great

>>730040181

Who knew feeling pretty was so addicting?

>>730045480

Caitlyn Jenner/10

>>730041029

The hair is better in this one, if you can get the good hair back.

Also interesting made your chin smaller since its not trying to cover up.

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>>730041080

>>730044683
Yeah but we'll be blowing our chances of joining the Galactic Space Federation. Not worth it.

It's like deciding to go bareback with a 5 dollar hooker man.

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>>730045840
Alright, we have just reached a dangerous level of autism and faggotry in this thread.
Cock tribbing other men? Seriously?

>>730046057

>implying we havn't already done that in the last 200 years alone.

>>730046057

If you ask me any galactic space federation worth its salt would provide everyone with sex slave clones of the opposite gender.

>>730046241
Shouldn't you be in church?

>>730046241
We're all just jerking off, you're a a buzz kill.

>>730046250
Wow Debbie Downer, is your cup half empty or half full?

>>730046241

We already passed that mark a few days ago.

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This app does not remove my moustache completely but I've gotta say: pretty damn impressed

>>730046341
How does that even make sense? Sounds like teenage angst.

>>730046250
True...think of how many movies/shows of "Visit our planet and we'll blow your face off" we have transmitted into space.

>>730046385
Or maybe your buzz is dead because you just realized how fucking gay this is.

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>>730046241
thads why i sed i coulndt do the segshual talg mane :DDD

A bit to autistic for me

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>>730046241

It sounds like you need a release. I could help you with that. ;)

>>730046472
Need to protect those conservative values with the power of god.

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>>730036113
>>730036113
>>730036113
>>730036113
What is this app called? I can't find it on my marketplace.

>>730046756
FaceApp

It's on the App Store

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>>730045840
Now I'm jealous!

>>730046706
Yeah but I'm a Satanist bro, my life doesn't work like that.
But I do calls em as I sees em.

>>730046837
>Satanist
edgelord detected, either post qt goth faceapp or pls go

>>730046837
Wouldn't a person who's "satanic" believe do whatever the fuck you want? Isn't "satanism" all about hedonism?

>>730046670
mmm you are nude babe?
may i lick your perky tits?

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Out of my way bitches, best girl coming through.

Wwyd?

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This thread gets funnier every day

>>730046837

Cool, do people ever actually ask for your opinion or do you normally just spew retarded shit involuntarily?

>>730047017
(((thread monitor)))/10 :^)

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>tfw no smartphone
pls do me

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sorry was afk for a few
>>730044773
maybe you should resort to being a sissy slut like the rest of us then ;)
>>730045087
no i dont :/ never been a fan of social media, keeping up with chats and notifications and all gets to stressful to me. I prefer how threads on /b/ just end eventually and are over and done with

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>>730046956

I'd be upset if you didn't

>>730046936
>>730046837

Yeah what the fuck, you're worse than christ fags jesus.

>>730047109
>>730046936
>>730046931

Kek fucking triggered

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>>730047197
Your shit is fucked

>>730047345
Also triggered

>>730047354
No one's triggered bruh, were laughing at the "satanist" because he's an idiot

LaVeyan Satanism is actually extremely rational, but you're still gonna be ignorantly labeled as edgy any time you try to explain to someone that you're a Satanist. Just the way it is, sadly.

>>730047399
w-wew

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>>730047017
since i am a girl and i don't have a penis (haha), i would
fist your tiny ass with my small soft hand. that explains
that look on yr face

>>730047408
>>730047354

Using buzzwords now, god damn and you think we're faggots, back from whence you came edgelord.

>>730036113
How do you faggots not feel ashamed with yourselves?
All you did is turn yourselfs into girls and jerk off to each other.
Either go full drag queen or just fuck off.
You fags do this retarded shit every single day getting nothing in your lives accomplished.

Bet your parents are real proud of y'all. What the literal fuck.

>>730047499

Except this guys just a dick and thats not what being a satanist is about so hes just an all around poser faggot.

>>730047618
We do it because
1) We can
2) We want to
Feel free to fuck off if it bothers you.

>>730047495
But literally everyone on /b/ is laughing at all this losers pretending to be girls.
You are all OFFICIALLY the laughingstock of /b/.

I feel bad for these lonely fags.

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>>730047618
>jerk off to each other

For your information, I only jack off to myself.

>>730047316
love your look in your face. i'll give you a kiss,
then i'll continue to your belly button...
or even lower...
what's your fem-name hon?

>>730047618
Want one of us to tell you how we would please you better than any girl you've ever met before?

>>730047618
>You fags do this retarded shit every single day getting nothing in your lives accomplished.
Joke's on you, I'm at one of the US's premier private universities on full scholarship mane, don't project your insecurities on a bunch of socially awkward mentally ill faggots.

>>730047618

Literally nothing sadder than jumping into a group of people doing something and criticizing them for it.

You're the only faggot here.

>>730047759
You're so lonely you're trying to shame people on the internet, that's pathetic

>>730047759
Nah, we're just trolling YOU /bro

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>>730047718
Wow you fags are sassy likes bitches too. really playing the part aren't you?

So sad.