You're gonna die in 30 seconds. Tell me your biggest regret.

I regret taking this long to meet you

>>730029110
Nothing really matters to me so I don't really have any regrets.

Also you'll get captured before you make it into the DANGER ZONE.

that i never fucked a chicken i was so close this one time but i chickened out

>>730029110
nothing. because im bad in english and dont know what a "regret" is

>>730029110
that i never got trips

>>730029110
That I won't die in 30 seconds

I killed my neighbor's 4 year old daughter when I was 14 and got away with it. haven't done anything remotely criminal ever since

>>730029110
Not finding this thread the second it was created

>>730029665
Elaborate on this how?

>>730029665
green text please anon

not being homeless

>>730029766
>>730029771
not a very interesting story, at least for greentexting. A lot of it is fuzzy since it was nearly 20 years ago. basically I just backed over her in a truck while she was playing with my little sister in the driveway. put the gear in neutral and told everyone that it rolled out of the garage when I opened the garage door. sister was too young to be a credible witness

Either not stopping a great friend from committing suicide or not noticing one of my best friends (who later became gf) was being raped by her polish stepfather (now in jail)

>>730029508
get off /b/, dad

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I go to trap threads to tell people to kill themselves while I jack off to their porn

I'm gay

>>730029110
not dying sooner

The abortion

>>730030457
The bad thing is that it is a true story

wasting all this time on the internet

>>730030260
well fuck anon, that is sad, how unfortunate that such a "little" mistake turned up to you taking a little girl's life, not your fault i guess, shit happens.

>>730029110
I'm immortal

>>730029110
I never finished my A license for skydiving.

>>730029110
Can someone identify the handgun? It's throwing me for a loop. It has a makarov/cz82 profile, but the trigger guard is flat and the extractor is way to too small

>>730029665
We all have our moments of insanity, hope you're doing good now

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being born

>>730030260
shit do you still know the parents

>>730031085


>> /k/

>>730029110
I fucked a tranny..

>>730030892
I may be mistaking your tone of text, but I think you're giving me too much credit. The act was 100% intentional, the neutral gear story was a lie so that I didn't get in trouble for it

>>730031247
Nah, they're fag lords circle jerking over at ARgeneral or some bait thread

>>730031225
I know them but we don't keep in contact or anything; they're distant friends of my parents. my interaction with them is and always has been minimal

being virgin
Feels bad bro

>>730029110
That I have boneitis.

>>730029110
that i lived this long

I had an orgasm during a prostate exam, and ever since I've been meeting guys on craigslist behind my wife's back

>>730029110
Not being forward enough with the girl I like and being autist around here today. Honestly going to try and make up some shit like I was feeling out it because I was reading a good book. Partly true.

>>730032169
Futurama fan ^^

My life is actually pretty great but I tell all of my coworkers the exact opposite because sympathy makes me hard

>>730032569
Around her**

>>730029110
being born

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My life is an empty, hollow shell.
I've lost pretty much all after I left my girl.

>>730029110
if some cunt is going to shoot me anyway why should I tell anything?

Picking my wife over Julia

>>730033473
because you're a sad bitch

>>730033957
Yeah, but Julia is with Scott now.

>>730029110
yaboobay

>>730034405
Nah shes a cosplayer now, presumably getting funneled by multiple men at a time.

I wouldn't have gotten to see my girlfriend.

>>730031358
I know that you mentioning it in this thread means you regret it, but you're still a fucking degenerate for doing it in the first place.

>>730031358
i thought that it was an accident, this is a regret thread. Anyway why did you do it? did you hated her or something? or you're just a fucking degenerate sub-human?

>>730031306
And this is bad why

>>730029110
choosing to be a virgin, never caring about school, and never seeking help for my depression and anxiety

I'm not rich

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>>730029110
I don't know who you are pointing the gun at but it's not me. You done goofed

>>730035328
I regret it. I don't know what I was thinking at the time. Probably something stupid like "I wonder what she sounds like when she's in pain," not even in a malicious way, more like in a I-don't-understand-what-bad-behavior-is kind of way. After I did it, I just panicked and tried to cover it up. Have since been leading a placid upper-middle class life

>>730035640
this

>>730029110
Having been too autistic to properly get in touch with people and sex more girls.