Which language would YOU study, and why?

Body language maybe even cunt language

To fuck your 5yo sister

>>730016396
latin because then ill feel like im smarter than everyone else

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>>730016595
>>730016683

>>730016396
chinese because its one of the most spoken languages, and i already speak inglés and spanish

probably mandarin or spanish

arabic because i always wanted a arabic gf

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>>730016969
>>730017065
Good, good. I ask because I'm thinking about stopping with Japanese and focusing on something else.
>我愛麺

German and Japanese are important from an engineering point of view, so those.

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>>730017619
I was never smart enough for engineering.

>>730017686
No one truly is.

C++

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>>730017239
I have an Arabic wife. It's not that awesome bruh.

Can understand jaboobabob language now though.

I married her because early warning system for terrorism.

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>>730017847
This

>>730016396
Portuguese because those young girls down in South America are 10/10

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>>730017243
The only reason to learn Japanese is to watch weeb shit without subtitles.

Japs do business in english.

Way to waste your life neckbeard.

>>730016396
Norwegian or Swedish because I'm one of those fags who want to move to Scandinavia.

>>730018348
only brazil speaks portuguese in south america nigga

>>730018490
You just want weed cafe.

Don't lie stonerfag

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>>730018444
>tfw you already have JLPT N4 certification, but soon realize it's pointless if it's not N2 or N1.
Guess I'll just off myself then.

>>730018490
Good luck there; I personally have no interest in Scandinavia.

>>730018636
I don't smoke weed and if I did, I already live in Seattle. It's legal here. Pretty sure it's illegal in the Scandi countries but again I don't smoke so I'm not sure.

>>730018687
Learning other languages is horse shit anyway.

English dominates the business world, and anybody important who doesn't speak English has a fucking suite of translators.

And before you say it, translators don't get paid shit. It's shit tier work... like a secretary.

Make niggas speak your language like an alpha. That's what being american/english/motherfucking white is all about bruh.

>>730016396
japanese because i am moving there for work

>>730018861
Wow, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Scandinavia is only good for weed and hookers.

So if it's not weed... I just feel sorry for you.

>>730019033
I just want to go for muh high standard of living and muh nature. I like their food, too, as weird as that sounds.

>>730016396
Russian to join my common brethren in the 1940's

>>730019159
Wait till you get there and realize you made a horrible mistake.

Shit never ends up living up to the hype.

>>730019033
Nowadays it's mostly amphetamine and sandniggers around these parts.

>>730019349
Well shit man, I'm listening. Explain? What sucks so badly there? I'm a liberal so /pol/ memes don't apply in my case.

>>730019421
I'm not talking /pol/ bullshit. I'm talking experience.

I've lived in several places... one of them being Vegas. Every one of them failed to be anything other than "same shit, different wrapping paper". No matter what a place promuses, the drawbacks make it equal zero in the end.

The magic of life is finding something to hold on to that you have instead of losing it while striving for better.

... because there is no better. There just is.

Love what you have/are/etc. Because everything loses its novelty after a while.

Fyi: I say all this unironically and I live in Detroit.

>>730019802
Interesting point of view. Also Detroit isn't as bad as the memes. Downtown Detroit is great. I'll forever be glad I got the fuck out of the deep south, though. That was a good move.

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Everyone should learn Finnish. :D

>>730019998
Umm... Detroit is pretty close to the memes man.

The center of the city Is all for show... the rest is basically hell.

I am >>730019802 and I promise, you just haven't seen it.

>>730020054
Typical Lebbit comic.

To be fair, comparable English conjugations are:
>dog
>dogs
>to the dog
>to the dogs
>in the dog
>in the dogs
>to a dog
>to dogs
>in a dog
>in dogs
>over a dog
>over the dog
>over dogs
>over the dogs
Etc.

>>730016683
Ergo gladium meum succa, stulte, funge putride, paedicator. Merda es erisque.

>>730020126
So why do you live there?

>>730020302
Finnish is just so alien to most people.

>>730018548
>MUH NATIONALISM!
Except you have some Spanish speakers in Blobzil, and you have some Portuguese speakers outside it. Good luck on the UY-RS border trying to guess if they're speaking Gaucho Portuguese, Rioplatense Spanish or a mix of both.

>>730018348
No matter what variety you learn, someone WILL bitch against it. You're better off learning Spanish.

>>730020457
House, work for ford, electrician, make 100k a year.

It's where I planted the flag.

Also I grew up here, so I'm used to it.

>>730020529
Not that alien to be honest. It's mainly "put a suffix instead of a preposition".

>>730020611
I can dig it. Cost of living is low I'm sure?

>>730016396
Studied a little bit of Chinese and Japanese, picked up a small Korean book to learn on my own but that didn't work out very well. Used to be interested in German, but writing Arabic looks hard.

>>730016396
Between those 3 languages?
Chinese (Mandarin) if you want to have an actually useful and applicable language
Jap if you want to be a basement dwelling weeb with no useful skills
Korean if you plan on living in LA or with Korean parents forever

source: Speak English, Spanish, French, and Mandarin

>>730016396
English Because I live near to the border.

german, cause I want to understand Hitlers speech without subtitels

Chinese because it's similiar to my main language :^) I'm european btw.

>>730020637
I think that's an oversimplification.

>>730020693
cost of living is such a meme bro.

You can be a complete piece of shit and be a millionaire living like a "king". It doesn't really matter.

I'm middle class. I live in a suburb full of fucking old people. I never worry about my shit. My house is big enough for me and my sand monkey wife (1300 square foot), I drive a 15 year old minivan. It costs me like 2200 a month for literally everything... including eating.

Do the math. from the 100k average I gross a year, I keep about 74k of that after I get taxed. If it's costing me about 26k a year to live, that means I have 50k a year in fucking disposable income.

You can't pull that shit off in fucking Jew York City, or Vegas, or really anywhere.

That's what I'm getting at when I say "find something that's close to you that you love and hold on to it, because you'll lose it striving for "better""

There is no better. You make better happen right where you are.

>>730016396

unless you think you can become as good as a native, then don't bother with something difficult. for a job, companies are going to stick with a native speaker instead of someone who is quite good after studying it for a few years.

>>730021770
Addendum: I mean yeah, there's niggers, but you get used to the jigs.

you get used to anything really. there's good and bad in all people.

>people... i know...

Probably Japanese to be able to watch animé without subtitles.

>>730022071
see
>>730018444

I beat you to it nigga.

>>730021770
>cost of living is such a meme bro.
>You can be a complete piece of shit and be a millionaire living like a "king". It doesn't really matter.
What do you actually mean by this?

>>730022279
people incorrectly assume that higher cost of living means better people in that demographic.

they. are. wrong.

>>730022368
Oh well that's retarded.

>>730016683
Futue te Anon, es stultior asino

I'm learning Japanese. I was learning 15 words per day and got to about 1200, but I took off time to learn the radicals and never got back into it.
I'll do it right now if my last digit is greater than five or is 0.

>>730024375
one more shot reroll

>>730017243
If you learn hanzi you learn kanji too. So if you want to retake jap after chink it is a good option

>>730024375
>>730024566
Jesus Christ man, using 4chan doesn't mean you have to roll for everything. Just do it. But nice dubs though.

>>730025096
"Just do it" doesn't work for everyone.

>>730025559
Clearly.