Oldfag thread part 2
Old one on autosage
>>730013150
>autosage
Bump limit. It's a bump limit.
being an oldfag now is as simple as being here for more than 6 months.
half the faggots here don't even know Mr. X and toolfag
>>730013244
Back when I first came here everyone was saying autosage. Whatever tho
I was born in 1965 northern Ireland I'm 52 you americucks had it easy. I remember going to town being searched by the army seeing a shop one day, and the next it was gone in an explosion.
Times were shit for me growing up and nothing much has changed they still squabble over shit all and it's 2017.
Although feminism isn't a thing here God bless
>>730013505
You still there in N. Ireland?
>>730013505
>Although feminism isn't a thing here God bless
then you win patty
So.. remember when Twix was called Raider?
(only in Europe btw)
>>730013505
>>730013588
Yes I am nice Dubs
>>730013664
What do I win?
>>730013695
No bait
Goddamnit those grandpas keep talking in the old thread without realizing that it be gone in a minute kek
>>730013914
you win the right to be a man without being shamed for it.
>>730014106
I'll take it
This pile of shit
>>730014226
And the shameless Raiders of the Lost Ark ripoff show
>>730013505
I don't get why you guys celebrate Bloody Sunday it's just a menstral cycle fuck haven't you potato jockeys got nothing better to do
>>730014311
>>730013448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYR4e2q5iI
The first game I put hundreds of hours into.
>>730014226
i remebmer that one
>>730013505
What a fucked up situation. I imagine a lot of people are just over it at this point and whats left is a bunch of bored or unemployed fucktards with nothing better to do than stir up shit. But what do I know, I'm an illiterate ameritard.
Thoughts, anon? Genuinely interested.
>>730013448
>not getting the reference
You're new is showing.
>>730014311
Holy jesus tapdancing on a cracker I forgot about this shit!
>>730014311
lol that drunk sidekick.
cool plane though
>>730014461
>krautchan
>>730014359
Child of the 70's?
>>730014430
Totally forgot that one. What about this?
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>>730014311
one of my fav tv shows. loved indian jones so this show was awesome
>>730014430
what tv show was this
>>730014512
Yep. I was little, so I'd run to my room when Banner started changing.
Cool fact: they changed his name from Bruce to David in the show because TV execs thought "Bruce" was too gay.
They must have known.
>>730013505
>>730014500
Oh yeah it was there. Mixed the chans up kek
>>730014730
automan
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>>730014433
>shrinky dicks
>>730014833
He was the automatic man. If I remember right, there was a cop and a hackerman in it.
>>730014855
>>730014890
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>730014608
biddy biddy
>>730014769
Cool, I'm 45 (born in late '71). Loved this, Wonder Woman, Battlestar Galactica...shit Battle of the Planets (G-Force or whatever the fuck it was renamed from), Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato). So many others.
>>730014910
So awesome.
This was a little later but still...shame she didn't age as well as some of the girls out there. Certainly Lynda Carter.
dfgdfg
>>730014939
yeah and a little blinky cursor dude floating around. it was only on for a short while.
>>730013505
Ooh ah up the RA! Up the RA! Up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Up the RA! Up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Up the RA! Up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA! Up the RA! Up the RA! Ooh ah up the RA!
>>730015033
Born Nov 1971 here. Definitely a lot of good shit back then.
>>730015021
The Fall Guy?
>>730015166
That was going to be my guess
>>730015164
Hah! Gotcha by a month.
>>730015135
1970 RA member ask me anything.
>>730015104
anyone liked this QT
>>730015214
I had forgotten about that show.
I had a huge hardon for Markee Post from night court as a teen.
>>730015104
lynda carter was the hottest babe out there. i can't rememver if it was circus of the stars of battle of the stars but she could filll out a bikini....
Battlestar Gallactica was the shit, came buckets to Erin Grey...still do
>>730015278
Childhood faps to Diffrent Strokes
>>730015278
Didn't she go off the rails into porn? Too lazy to look it up.
>>730015285
nice!
>>730015299
mmm the post. that hair
>>730015313
She's taken good care of herself.
>>730014952
Oh my god that sound scared me as a kid
>>730015299
those tits
>>730015285
Goddamn I cut this shit right off when it came on. Couldn't stand it lol.
>>730015348
total trainwreck, she an heroed
>>730015348
yeah softcore porn i think. shame what became of her
>>730015415
IKR.
>>730015299
How could you not? Those titty blouses they put her in for Night Court were great. And Jon Larroquette was openly lewd and harassed her every day. It was great.
>>730015478
Another that hasn't gotten fat or fucked her face up.
>>730015431
ahh man why lol. bj and the bear was the shit. loved his rig
>>730015542
Wow. Would still bang.
>>730015457
Everyone on that show, or at least all the kids went to hell.
>>730015392
fuuck
>>730015563
I dunno...I just remember not liking it. Which is odd, because RIGHT TURN, CLYDE was like one of the best things ever when we were kids. I would have thought it would have bled over.
>>730015695
clyde was bad ass
>>730015617
She's showing her age, but she's not seven levels of fucked up either.
>>730015654
God damn now we're talking.
>>730015749
f'n a
>>730015654
god damn fucking elvira everytime she was on tv or i saw her in a magazine i would lock myself in my room and tried to suck off my own cock. every fucking time she set off that instinct in me
Diane Lane has been around forever. Jacked it to 'Bobbi Lee' from six pack. Fuck that outsiders shit.
Another anon passed this one along in an oldfag thread a while back, so it's only right that I share.
>>730015950
Shit shop.
>>730016056
LOL it was airbrushing back in the day. And yes, it was shit.
MaryAnn
>>730015843
and still fucking hot
and in the last thread some fag said '90s chicks were hotter than '80s chicks
>>730015605
>tfw all of your kids turn out fucked
Shout out to poster who Baron Karza and Pharoid.
Micronauts fever. Ever the comic book. Memorized secret language code.
>mfw deleted Akroyer pic
>>730016160
Yep.
Heather Locklear when she was a young cutie and not an aging, alcoholic doxy.
Too soon?
>>730016152
Fuck Marry Kill
Mrs. Howell, MaryAnn, Ginger
>>730016221
Archon was the bomb. There was a remake called Archon Ultra on PC later on
I flushed alot of cum down the toilette to Sally
>>730016214
Fucking lol'd.
Probably would have fucked Pam Dawber, too.
>>730016395
fuck, fuck, fuck
>>730016517
She was a cutie, definitely. Would have to firehose the Burt Reynolds off her, though.
>>730013683
I do, I loved it when it came out!
>>730016547
rip mork
>>730014430
I was a little kid when this was on, but I totally loved, although I now see that it was a total Tron ripoff. The thing I loved most, the car and the sharp turns is blatantly ripped off from the light cycles.
Guess what guys? Your homes are about to be raided by the cops.
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>>730016152
She was my fantasy as a kid
>>730016627
goddamn Burt, he got so much prime ass
Loni Anderson
>>730016791
Adrienne Barbeau's rack hnnnnng
Joyce DeWitt from Three's Company got in my dick's brain and never left.
>>730017034
I'm with you, anon.
>>730017005
Yeah, Burt's not really that bad. Probably tame by today's standards.
>>730017034
trillions of potential lawyers and doctors dried up in tissues
>>730013448
>>730016949
wasn't she in The Town That Dreaded Sundown
I'm gonna have to watch that, I saw it at the drive-in theatre
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>>730017034
Me too. Chrissy was too dumb. Janet looked like she would be into some desperate, kinky shit.
>>730017017
good grief i know. she had a rack
>>730017163
>Burt's bot really that bad
watch Gator again. cringes
>>730017207
I miss moots q&a
>>730017034
i remember my mom getting that haircut
>>730015276
what did you actually do? or what was your involvement?
>>730017236
I will have to check that out
>>730014430
Was this auto man ?
>>730017557
Still makes me hard
Autofaggot
tfw I,ll never see them titties
>>730018050
RIGHT?!?!??! they are like the most mythical legendary white whale of boobs
>>730018050
i used to watch the early cmt i tthink it was cmt for one of her vids to jack off to
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>>730017557
I think it showed tits in that movie
>>730018050
She looked good with a little extra weight on her.
>>730017842
connie was a babe
>>730018257
that was before all the cosmetic shit she ended up getting
>>730017842
they had to change his name from hinkley for a while
Say what you want about her being black, but I'd have fucked the shit out of Lisa Bonet.
>>730018493
Yeah, looks like a fucking muppet now.
>>730018493
I'd still fuck her. I,d probably fuck her on the embalming table when she goes
>>730018665
id fuck elvira dead just to get at them tiddys
>>730018626
the movie Angle Heart, my god
Born in '66. I used to have to jack off to the Sears catalog bra section or Star magazine with bikini celebs. Farrah, Kate Jackson, Susanne (sp) Sommers, Dawn Wells, Catherine Bach. I make my inappropriately young gf wear cutoffs every damn day, probably because I'm STILL stuck on those Daisy Dukes. Good times, good times.
She went to shit, but you would too if you'd have fucked Seagal.
This bitch broke my heart when I found out she'd married that troll Eddie.
Did anyone else play this great game?
>>730019180
>This bitch broke my heart when I found out she'd married that troll Eddie
Divorced him and look HOT now.
We can thank the 80's for introducing us to young Alyssa.
>>730019097
you know Steven Segal was married to her and beat the shit out of her right?
>>730019550
Yeah, I did. He's a piece of shit.
Samantha was on every teenage boy's wall in the 80's.
>>730019611
How the fuck could you punch something that fine.
its like breaking 2000 year old ming vase for the fun of it.
>>730017034
this looks like the petite french girl from Pulp Fiction
>>730013448
>Back when I first came here
>doesn't get the reference
>>730019500
I still remember the shock it was when I found out she did softporn. After the initial shock, pants came off and furious fapping took place.
>>730019725
Yep! How old are you, bro?
This me: >>730018919
>>730019741
I remember each single time I was banned for this pic
>>730018626
Lisa BONE-aay
>>730019728
He's a fucking narcissitic joke. Not a good representative of the martial arts world at all.
Wife has been in Karate since the late 80's and was ranked throughout the 90's. Most of the (serious) people I've met through her have been very chill and cool. Side note, she's good friends Bill 'Superfoot' Wallace. That's someone who's fucking awesome and is giving back to the martial arts community every day.
>>730017599
yes
>>730019786
I'm 45, born in oct. 71. Grew up in VA outside of Norfolk.
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>>730019741
100% authentic old time bush there!
>>730020201
God her and Bruce made one potato-headed child.
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>>730020253
She got all of Bruce's looks and ill of Demi's vagina
>>730020125
I'm 50, grew up in rural South GA. How was your nigger problems up there? It was a fuckin' huge issue in my town. Closed the high school and shit over race fights in the early to mid-80's several times. I was fucking thrilled to get out in the world and find out that niggers don't actually make up half the population.
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>>730020175
and I think Betty Page was all natural. Did they even have plastic surgeries back then?
Im proud to have only been around a year or two if you niggers find this shit amusing
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>>730020330
who is this human you speak of? is she famous as well
>>730020333
Where I work now is where Brown. v. Board of education happened. They closed the schools when my dad was growing up, but I grew up in a military (navy) town so it was pretty much a melting pot full of people who'd matured a bit because they'd seen the world. Dad worked construction so he got the hell out because there was no steady work. Being in a military town sheltered you from the ups and downs.
That doesn't mean we didn't have problems, but it wasn't as bad as a lot of places.
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>>730020392
There was some plastic surgery, yes. In fact there was a trans woman who damn near fooled John Wayne back in the day. Christine Jorgensen or some shit? Too lazy to look it up.
>>730020483
it's because little tits aren't fun to play with. 15 yo me didn't get that. 30 yo me does
>>730020539
Rumer Willis.
>>730020539
She's just a rumor.
This is now an OC thread. Post your OC.
>>730020679
Fuck I missed this one. Derp.
Image server down again?
>>730020740
Nah I think someone's just being a cunt.
>>730020333
Oh, and we did a bunch of cross town busing shit when I was a kid. There was a huge fight about that back in the day.
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>>730020676
oh fuck, she got cheated in the looks department. This happens often. I used to date this girl who had a kid. Gorgeous chick, but the kid was pretty messed up.
>>730020676
looks more like tumor
>>730020797
saw in the theater
>>730020964
fuckn hot
>>730020943
Here's another one that got fucked in the looks dept. She's a lot better after a FUCK ton of plastic surgery, but she still resembles her father.
>>730020896
>Richard Nixon saying "Sock it to ME?!"
>>730021008
Lucky bastard, I watched on cable.
>>730016369
wow man shit wtf are you doing bro. you took it too far man
way to soon
>>730021122
a show with a green room that actually had a lot of green in it. and scotch
>>730021090
billy joel pulled an amazing piece of trim with that voice of his...wish I could sing
>>730021249
yep
>>730021090
even with the surgeries you can still tell that something is off.
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>>730019997
bettie page the goat
>>730021337
Or play guitar. I'm trying to get my stepsons to learn. They just don't know how much pussy they'll be able to pull learning a few simple tunes.
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>>730021352
doesnt matter, if you got money you don't really need looks and a lot of the time if you got looks you don't really need money.
>>730021498
>>730020049
>>730019725
Yep, spilled gallons.
I'm 49.
>>730021706
My wife teaches karate a lot of autistic kids. They actually respond really well to it.
/sorry to get all serious on you.
>>730021498
>if you got money you don't really need looks and a lot of the time if you got looks you don't really need money
fucking true. I used to get lots of girls when I was a fine tuned killing machine while in the military. Broke as fuck, but getting pussy was never an issue. Fast forward a decade, and my looks are lacking, but my net worth does all the talking for me. Too bad most woman are already divorced and with kids.
>>730013683
>Damit es locker weitergeht
ich bin alt.
>>730020679
>>730020676
>IT'S NOT A RUMOR
>>730013505
My fathers from belfast, he left at the height of the troubles, lived in Australia since he was 18, stories are sometimes unbelivable, In the name of the father is how I understand my fathers childhood
look at me ive been on here for 9 years im a bigger loser than all these losers that have only been here for 1 year
fucking pathetic nerds all of you jesus
>>730016152
she shits on ginger
>>730022193
Your point, bitch?
>>730020964
she was even hot in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOqz6CPxLY
>>730021496
tell him to learn some motorhead songs. he'll be swimming in snatch
>>730016547
is that robin fucking williams ?
>>730022587
Back in the day, yes.
>>730019611
great actor though. hes still dishing out some masterpeices
>>730022675
Only thing in danger from this motherfucker is a chocolate cake.
>>730020964
damn the 80s had some fappable hotties
>>730022009
lol not the other poster but I agree about Segal
I've got good friend real big in Karate here in Texas
he's old school too, lots of weapons training
>>730022850
We had our share of fuglies.
>>730017579
mmmmm Lynda Carter
>>730020676
Spud head
>>730022792
or a can of black spray paint
>>730014226
> Fuck off.
>>730015654
> Dude she is my new bitch.
>going back even further.
Even though I like my shorts and sandals. I fucking love old school fashion. For all we know; this guys might work at the local meat factory or sweep streets. Even poorfags looked dignified back then.
>>730023156
lol
>>730022471
in high school you find good classics everywhere for fucking cheap
had a 69 chevy stepside gun barrel blue $450
>>730014359
Mein nigger
>>730023521
The 66 chevelle was my dad's. It was a 4 speed, bench seat. Not an SS. Bought a 427 and dropped into it. The camaro in the background belonged to a close friend of his. They would use a beer/coke can to spray the 'fish scales' on the side.
OLDFAGS KNOW THIS IS THE BEST MEME
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>>730022850
well, kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs
>>730014311
LMFAO I remember this as a kid the fucking moneys scared the shit outa me. good stuff
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>>730016517
i like her
i really really like her
>>730019500
even as early as Commando, i knew she was going to be a fox
>>730023324
have you never heard of her?
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>>730023700
i had a friend who had a '67
>>730023744
freakshow aside, she was actually really pretty. and talented
>>730024068
six was a hottie
>>730024766
tha master
>>730024761
My dad was the right age to have all that shit. 61 or 2 Impala, 68 GTO (400, tboned at a light), 69 Roadrunner (383), and the Chevelle.
He said the roadrunner was the biggest piece of shit of all. Door handles were falling off within the first two years. Hated it so much he stopped making payments and drove the fuck out of it until they repo'd it.
>>730013150
I remember when John Simon wrote an entire essay about Nastassja Kinski being the latest in prime jailbait, even called her the new Lolita. Then I remember how she became Clairol's poster-girl for cover-the-grey hair colorant.
O tempora! O mores!
>>730024068
padme is best kike waifu
>>730024766
i remember my dad taking me my older bro and a friend of mine to watch this and a karate showdown started outside after the movie. ppl were showing off moves and shit i could only do like a double jump kick. i thought i was a badass also when breaking came out there was a breakdance off after the show as well. crazy times man
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>>730024997
Ooohhh...I remember the movie 'The Cat People'
>>730025177
what happened after silence of the lambs?
>>730024950
my dad told me when he was young he had some pretty nice cars from chevelles to impalas to some ford convertibles. too bad he never kept any
>>730024850
agreed. she had an incredible voice. I have a cousin who was obsessed with her and he went to so many "concerts" at malls and shit that he met her often enough she would almost remember his name (he was Anthony, but she'd call him Andy or Antonio, etc) and kiss his sweaty 12 year old cheek for pictures. Pretty sure he still has all those
>>730025415
My dad was shacked up with some honey in the 80's (still married to my mom, she kept taking him back) so she sold the car for $600 to make ends meet.
Wish I could have it now.
>>730013150
just got a fingerbox set from my grandad, who wants to post theirs?
>>730025397
lol idk that was one movie i didnt watch at the theater. i had to wait till it came out on vhs
>>730025360
you stole my comment
>>730024068
She sends money to Israel to help Zionists murder the indigenous population. Not cool.
I got a jeep you oldfags might like. I'm in my late 20's early 30's so I never drove a new one but my dad and (much) older brother had a few. It's a 71 Renegade II with the sweetest buick v6 in it. Needs more gears tho. enjoy you old bastards
>>730014430
Absofuckinglutely loved Automan.
>>730016369
You made my fucking dick retract in side of me
>>730025714
Very cool, anon. Thanks for sharing.
>>730025706
>Indigenous population
>Zion
>Jews
Sounds to me like Heebs are finally getting their shit back
>>730014430
some of the sci-fi shows from the 80's are just ripe for updated remakes, like this one.
>>730025921
got more if you want em. I just don't want to pull all the xif stuff off and shrink them if no one cares
>>730026003
they tried with knightrider but it got cancelled. nothing last on tv these days
>>730015278
I dated a stripper that was a dead ringer for Dana Plato. I met her while she was on stage and I was at the tip rail. Called her "Kimberly" and laughed, she got a kick out of it. Dated her for two years.
>>730026003
shit i forgot all about that one. a lot of the shows back then were kind of like a take off of hollywood movies distilled down for tv
>>730016020
We need an updated version of this show. One of my favorites back then.
>>730026381
yeah it was pretty cool
>>730016221
Played this on my Atari 800XL. Was one of the best games on there.
was my first beer, about age 9-10
my sister told me drink it then ride my bike
no memory after that but Ive liked beer ever since
>>730023960
and the incest fetish was born
>>730017404
jesus... One of the cheeziest flicks ever. They even recycled a shitton of footage from Battle Beyond the Stars for the extra horrible "Space Raiders".
>>730026757
yeah there were some cheesefests back then, like ...ice pirates... megaforce...spacehunter
>>730025664
so much time spent trying to watch scrambled Playboy channel in the 80's. Every now and then it would straighten up long enough to be completely watchable for a few minutes.
then Radio Electronics published a series of articles on cable descramblers, complete with ink resist pc board traces, parts lists, and instructions. I built this one and life was never the same. I kept it hidden in my room and would bring it out on the weekends after the folks were asleep and me and my sister would stay up late watching Playboy.
>>730026553
Schlitz and Blatz were absolute bottom of the barrel. I remember they used to sell 40's of Blatz for $1 around Detroit. If you bought it you were either a broke as fuck kid or a bum.
>>730026968
My God!!! I forgot all about Ice Pirates!!! My sister and I watched that movie dozens of times. I LOVED that shit!
>>730027611
funny movie
>>730027329
fuck, even mags like this are old fag. I remember doing electronics and Pop Mechanics stuff as a kid from these and no one else was that nerdy I guess. none of my friends remember it
>>730027329
LOL scrambled playboy channel