4/20 thread? Tell your stories about how you spent yesterday

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>>730009022
Pic related is what I did for 420; it was probably the chilliest 420 I've had to date

>>730009022
Stoned
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>woke up 4:00pm
>start work at 5:00pm
>finish work at 1:00am
>shower, eat at 2:00am
>blaze pipe until 6:00am whilst playing Godfather and watching Sopranos
>masturbate 7:00am
>sleep 7:01am

Ate a muffin that had half a gram of reclaim in it. Started kicking in when I was playing basketball with my friends. Went inside to watch some TV and it hit me so hard and all at once that I got the shakes and started profusely sweating like the come up of psychedelics. Hallucinated for about 5 min then it brought me back down to a 7/10. Passed out 30 min later, I was so drained.

Only time I've ever had a psychedelic experience on weed, it was like an acid flashback.

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*Blocks your post*

>>730011297
Fucking Jimmy numale

>>730009022
Found out the wife is probably pregnant, again. Said fuck the weed and drank about half a bottle of whiskey. Fuck.

>spent the day with a buddy playing tennis and N64
>cooked some food
>all went to friends house
>play with doggo
>group effort pie
>play board games while everyone else gets high
>burned the shit outta the pie
>still ate it

>>730011199
Same. Ate a 250mg chocolate bar and a few 15mg gummies. All this in the morning and then it all started to kick in and passed out for the day.

>>730009022
ITT: Faggot stoner losers talk about being faggot stoner losers

>inb4 hurr I make 150k per year and i smoke weed

No you don't.

>>730014181
>he fell for the "weed is the devil and everyone that partakes is automatically a nobody" meme

>>730014181
Bitch, you didn't read my story. I've never even tried it.

>>730014525
lol sure I did kiddo ;)

>>730014589
Good for you - stay away. Weed is the devil and everyone that partakes in it is automatically a nobody.

>>730014589
then your opinion means nothing. see ya pleb

>>730014706
thanks for playing

>>730010756
What job do you do?

>>730014869
You're welcome.

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>>730014181
>front end web developer
>smoke legal cannabis in Colorado
>make 75k/yr.
>eat pot brownies while I code
>mfw you're going to be so ass blasted about this post the men on the ISS will see it

>>730012513
Birth control.

>>730014706
serious? 1000's of musicians that have been blazed out of their minds whilst writing some of the most inspirational songs that have enhanced your own life at least to some extent.....pfffftt all nobodies because "muh opinions"

well keked

>>730015022
Yes, I'm so assblasted. Because a stoner loser "put me in my place." Keep dreaming, fatass.

>>730015074
Oh yeah - I'm sure you're the next Hendrix. Keep dreaming, stoner loser faggot.

>>730015221
kekek i never said i was you dumbshit. just making a point of your comment on "anyone who partakes in it is automatically a nobody"

do you consider Jimi Hendrix to be a nobody?

>>730009022
I smoked weed...

>>730015434
Gee, maybe if you read the other post I was responding to, you'd pick up on the sarcasm. But I get that your teenage brain is too polluted with THC to comprehend anything, so I'll let it slide.

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>>730015221
>stoner loser
Don't you have any other insults plebian?

if (anon = assblasted) {
System.out.println("Anon is assblasted)
}

>>730015628
>plebian?

Yup - fatass neckbeard status confirmed.

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>>730015221
Heh, I bet your hair looks funny
BTFO
T
F
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>>730015787
Legit kek'd. Good on you sir.

>>730009022
I went to Columbine and recreated Columbine.
TRENCH COAT MAFIA! TRENCH COAT MAFIA!

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>>730015742
>fatass
Just so I can end this.
Don't you have any other insults?

>>730015933
>Don't you have any other insults?

Other than pointing out how easy it is to troll retarded loser stoner faggots? Nope. Good job!

>>730015933
>black eyes
>black hair

Shitskin confirmed. Worse than fatass.

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>>730016052
>loser
Do you even know what a front end web developer does?

int user = anon

if (user > butthurt) {
  System.out.println("Anon is butthurt");
}
else if (user < butthurt) {
Sytem.out.prinln("Smuganimegirl.jpg");
}

>>730016147
Native American.
Not like that's better but in the morning I'll be drunk.

>>730016468
>Do you even know what a front end web developer does?

Apparently makes a shittier salary than most people in IT. And gets butthurt easily.

>>730016468
now comes the customary 'fatass stoner faggot loser must be a teenager to know such things ' comment

>>730016468
you're going too far for this one

Played with my Galaxy s8+

>>730016669
Nope - already made my comment kiddo ;)
>>730016643

>>730016643
you clearly have no idea how much money people make in IT. your troll sucks so bad dude. your ignorance amuses me immensely

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>>730016643
>makes a shittier salary than most people in IT
DELET THIS!
Starting pay isn't going to be 100k+.
We're being slowly replaced by unicorns.
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>730016684
Maybe but I'm having a laugh.

>>730016872
>your troll sucks so bad dude.

And yet you continue replying. Hmmm...

>>730016783
your emoji stinks of post millennial faggotry

>>730017010
It was put there purposefully to evoke that reaction. Thank you ;)

>>730016948
because your ignorance amuses me, you silly child. and yet you try to play it off as though you are the master senpai of 4chan trolling because hurr durr he replied to muh trollz. shine on you crazy diamond and enjoy your taxed drugs

Celebrating the birthday of mien farther. He committed suicide

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>>730017341
>enjoy your taxed drugs
I fucking will m8.
You don't know freedom until you can smoke a blunt and keep your job.

>>730017341
>because your ignorance amuses me, you silly child.

If you admit it's a troll, then I'm obviously not ignorant, because everything I was saying was bullshit just to get a reaction from you - which I did. Repeatedly.

>enjoy your taxed drugs

What would those be? I don't even drink, lol.

Anything else, Chief Codes A Lot?

>>730015933
be an organ donor, you selfish prick. You're dead, you don't matter anymore, and my wife needs those eyes and liver.

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>>730017564
>eyes are legally blind without corrective lenses
>liver has been polluted with years of binge drinking

These are MY organs. I'll drive them right into the fucking ground along with the rest of me. I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight just in spite of your post.
Fuck you and fuck your needy cunt of a wife.
She's better off dead.

>>730017564
He's "Native American" - he probably believes he needs his complete earthly body to to transition properly into the land of his ancestors, or some dirt-worshiping shit.

>university till 3 pm
>3:30 10 minute walk to reach WW2 bunkers above the
>light the first joint with one of tbe best views around
>explored a bit the bunker interior
>blaze till 6 pm, smoked my first cross at 4:20
>played dnd with friends till 4:20 am
It was a good day

>>730017897
Above the city*

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>>730017795
Hit the nail on the head.
Cherokee Nation a shit though.
>muh trail of tears

>>730009022
>get up at 9
>Work 10-5
>Drive to the city 5-7
>Comedy group practice 7-9
> Drive home 9-10
>Listen to old Opie and Anthony while playing persona 5 10-12

I was stoned all day though.

>>730017769
Better go driving tonight too, then. That'll show her.

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>>730018354
>implying I'm not drunk every time I drive or just in general

>>730018464
Only a real man gets shitfaced and drives 20 over the limit.

Are you a real man?

>>730014181
Lol nice post, fartshit

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>>730018879
>mfw you're trolling but I legitimately do this all the time

YOU TAKE A BUS!
Anyone who gets hit by me on the way deserves it for being in my way.
I GOT SHIT TO DO!

>>730018969
I hope you run over some dumb old bitch when drunk and the guilt added on with societal anger and nightmares where you see her brain on the sidewalk drives you to a series of messy botched suicide attempts that leave you in a vegetative state for the rest of your life.

>>730018950
Hold on - let me get butthurt about this and post a pic of my drivers license to prove I'm not fat! That'll show you!!

>>730019258
Leave him alone - he's already a depressed, dying drunk.

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>>730019258
Way ahead of you.
3 failed suicide attempts.
No amount of drinking can make me forget hitting that dog.

this threads fucking gay and filled with little faggots.
now excuse me as i smoke my shatter.

>>730019584
See I was going to say dog but figured I would get shit for being a faggot who cares about animals. This is why you always go with your gut.

I bet you made some kid with a shit home life even worse off by taking away his only friend. I wonder if their mom or dad beat them because they got the dog that was so expensive killed.
but hey it's not you fault, you wanted to get drunk and had shit to do right?

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>>730019784
>shatter

>>730019869
>muh self righteous judgement. love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I fell off the bed of a truck goin 25 mph so all in all not the worst

>>730020016
well you got the self rightious judgement right. not sure why I would want a depressed suicidal dog killing faggot to love me though.

>>730019869
No to all of that.
I hit the dog then took it to the nearest trailer just to see if it was theirs. I knocked on the door and when the lady answered I locked up.
I was trying to say "I'm sorry I hit your dog. I really feel like an asshole. He didn't deserve it." but instead it came out "I hit your do. I really like asshole. He deserve it."
>because I was drunk as hell
The family never said anything about it but I also never drove down that road again.
I can still hear its gurgling and lurching like it was still alive. Even though now I know it was just the pressure being released from it.

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>>730020191
But I do love you anon.
You're just a little abrasive.

>>730009022
Smoked weed for the first time.

Felt fucking odd, like I could feel my eyeballs and everything.
I also forgot how to fucking move my hands.

Don't do drugs

>>730020287
cool story dog killer, I hope the fun you had getting drunk that night was worth it.

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>>730020506
I cut back on my drinking after that to a moderate level where I'm not shitfaced all the time but I'm typically a couple points above the limit.
So in the end I guess it was worth it.

>>730010293
Jealous

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Since I'm not a degenerated (usually) and not americancunt that uses DD/MM
I did a lot of research on national socialism in which I already was symphatizing with, and began to read mein kampft

>>730021033
MM/DD*

>>730009022
skipped school and smoked pot all day