What is the best piece of life advice /b/ has been given?

I used to screenshot good things from /his/ before it went to shit. I'll try and find them and post them.

Lurk moar

>>729986620
kill yourself OP

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Traps are not gay

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Do what you want . When you are truly happy you will find people who don't want to see you happy, get rid of them. You need not to have people who have a negative influence on you.

>Underrated advice
Stay to yourself. I stopped telling people things or even stopped being around such people for the sole purpose of I saw them as being toxic to me. Don't want this to sound too tumblr-like but yeah. Staying to myself has done wonders to my life recently, wish I would've know that in highschool.

Is everything ok OP?

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be the change you want to see in the world

Let it pass, let it go

Don't be such a fag OP

How to triforce
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>>729986915
Also, another good one is to be the person that you never had while growing up. Be the person you've always wish you had in your life.

If you cant be confident, act confident

>>729986620
Don't save yourself for marriage. Fuck as many girls as you can

>>729986620
Kys

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On being afraid to love

>>729987159
This is the shittiest advice I've ever seen. The only way to act with confidence is to have confidence. You can't fake that shit

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Can't remember if this is related or not

>>729986915
fine. There was a thread on this the other night and got to thinking about it, so figured id make another one and see what life experiences /b/ had to share.

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Life advice pt.1

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Life advicd pt.2

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Life advice pt.3

that's about it for now, i'll try and dig into my phone

>>729986620
It's right in front of everyones eyes
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Eat well, fuck good, and have lots of fun. Otherwise, what the hell are you living for?

>>729986620
Life is fleeting, your actions will amount to nothing substantial so why not do as you please

I am one with the force. The force is with me.

>>729987683
post tits with timestamp plox

>>729987952
>I'm op
>you can't Google
Fuck off new friend

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>>729986620

>>729986620

"Fun" as commonly understood leaves you hollow after a while. Go outside more, exercise regularly, read broadly and don't drink more than once a month. Don't watch TV, and for crying out loud quit porn.

Mastery of a craft is important. It doesn't have to be anything elaborate, but find something you like and study/practice it until you know nearly everything about it. From auto-repair, to brewing, to fucking nuclear physics, it doesn't matter just engage with something that allows you to develop a skill instead of merely "entertaining" yourself.

As a human, developing yourself beyond mere animal desires if something of a birthright. You're capable of it, but you've been raised in an environment of shallow hedonism. Shake off the stupor.

Harm noone. Live well

slicing cheese with a potato peeler

i probably saved atleast half a year of my life already that I would've been fumbling around with a knife trying to slice them

>>729986620
get dubs

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>>729989167

>>729989228
i ould have fot trips

Delete system 32 its a virus

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>if she willing to cheat on her bf to be with you, then she's willing to cheat on you to be with someone else.

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>>729986620

It gets better but only if you do something.

Told me to suck a dick and it was awesome and now I love it.

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>>729986620

>>729987266
shut it anon, easily done

>>729986620
You're the universe asking itself "what am I?"

The god-head is never an object of it's own knowledge, just as fire doesn't burn it's self, a knife doesn't cut it's self and light doesn't illuminate it's self.

>>729990057
>>729990000

Don't be a nigger.

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger

>>729986620
work will set you free

>>729987347

This is gold especially the part about selling out.
Its crazy how whorish people irl are.

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>Stop smoking weed and get things done in your life

it worked out very well

Find people to be around whom you admire and want to emulate. Don't surround yourself with people who will bring you down to their level. Spend time with people who will uplift you.

Also...don't borrow trouble. You will have enough issues of your own. You don't need to take on the problems of others. You can help, but do not make them your own.

Also...start saving a ton of money as soon as possible. Live below your means. When you are 50+ years old and don't have to beg for handouts or bury yourself in debt, you'll be glad for years of living simply.

>>729986620
''Dont be a faggot"

>>729986620
don't trust women

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"All world affairs are to do with money and power. Nothing to with religion just money and power. Power and control over resources and the money that can be made by exploiting them". Someone who knows things that should not be told to others told me that.

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>>729989089
>not being able to use a knife

why not Mora today my friend?

>>729994268
did he know that you sucked off your sleeping father or something. what 'should not be known.'

*THIS*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6AJ-oB0bs

Nothing good will ever come of masturbating at your daughter in law's baptism

wdnt be here if had received such ting

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"If the telly is broke, find a bitch you can poke"
My old man was wise, I miss him

>>729988054
just me that's hearing Baz Luhrman's Sunscreen as I read this?

>>729989475
This.

>When you catch a woman in a big lie, usually the first thing they will do is cry
>when you stop looking for a romantic partner is strangely when you will most likely find one
>speak to children as if they were adults in a sense. They're a lot smarter than many people think, for example don't call an excavator a "digger" or baby-talk them as toddlers
>when you need to say something serious to a child get on the same eye-level as them or them to you
>live below your means and start saving money (I try for the %10 of every check rule) as possible
>be around positive and successful people who you want to be like, you become who you surround yourself with
>realize that you are personally responsible for each of your own thoughts words and actions, have control of yourself.

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>>729986620
nothing matters
you will get over everthing eventually

that girl you like?
yeh she is nothing

your wife? nothing
your children? nothing

never care anon everything will pass
attachment is suffering

>>729996184
Actually pretty good life advice...
Unexpected on /b/

>>729987303
Spoken like a true 20y old, ie. shit advice

College+Grad school is basically a requirement these days, but don't major in Woman's Studies or Philosophy.

Credit score is pointless, unless you have bad credit, but building up credit is pointless. Don't buy what you can't afford and you'll be fine

Eat whatever the fuck you want, just exercise it off, dieting and shit just makes you unhappy. Find something physical you enjoy doing and the rest is cake

Agree about the drug stuff, don't let yourself get addicted, that's a tough battle

>>729996725
A lot of people here just act like retards they actually are moderately successful people

>>729986911
Well traps ARE guys coz they fuck men. But lusting for traps isn't

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>>729986620
Never lease a car

>>729988054
>10 (the market value one)
all the virgins felt so happy about this when they first read it

>>729986620
Take care of yourself first.

>>729987347
This is some real shit.

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>never grow your expenses/luxury level as fast as your wage level
the greatest source of happiness for a millenial is financial security. having a couple months worth of rent on your bank account matters.

>people dont like complainers.
regardless if you have a point.
say nice things, people think nice of you.
bitch about it, people wont like you.

>>729991905
That's actually the single best "advice" someone can give.

>>729989475
Aye m8, like cheating on me to be back with her boyfriend

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Act like you are the most confident, handsome and funniest man there is.
Unless you are ugly, kys

"Never stick your dick in crazy"

Your mom will die in her sleep tonight

OP kill yourself kek wills it

sometimes its okay to just shut the fuck up

>>729987266
I do fuck stick

From The Bebop:
"Everyones putting a lid on something that smells..
The world...
whats going on in the world...
with all these lids, the world is going to be burried in lids,
They keep us from seeing the truth, Yeah it's all those lids..."

>>729987036
winrar

>>729987159
This. I was awkward as fuck in high school until I decided to just imitate the popular kids.

I quickly learned that confidence is 90% just a mindset.

also;
>chicks don't like assholes, but assholes have great confidence and chicks dig confidence.

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>>730000944
you can act however you want if you look good and are forward sexually

you guys are putting the cart before the horse
girls like these guys because of their genes not the way they act. its so obvious

>>729986911
>>729997032
Traps are gay and whoever wants to fuck traps is gay

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>>729989089
Where do you live and why havent you used a dedicated osthyvel instead?

>>729999999
>>730000000

>>729986620
People tell me this >>729986896 all the time. Probably the best advice I've ever received.

>>730001284
That's not how traps work

EUROPE SEX UNION!!!
TALK ABOUT SEX AND PORN HERE!!
ASIANS ARE MOST WELCOMED!!!
CHEEBYEEEEE COME IN!!!
>>729998436

>>729988054
I can give you better advice,
never listen to old people, they are a relic of time past and mostly possess only infantile ideas that belong to another era and have since become obsolete

>>729986620

You don't need 100 solutions to problems that might happen. Only solve the problems that do.

>>730001073
Well, ofc it won't work if you look like a trainwreck, but in the eyes of a women confidence and drive mattes a lot.

>A fun and confident 4/10 is perceived as a 8/10.
>A boring and insecure 8/10 is perceived as a 4/10.

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>>729986620
Stop masturbating

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>>729986620
>best piece of life advice /b/ has been given

OP is faggot.

>it is the one universal truth of /b/

>>729994524
Kek'd
Wise old man

>>729987159
cool story, bro. is that anything like if you can't be smart, try to act smart? the facade melts away soon enough.

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>Disregard promiscous ladies
>Acquire currency

>>730003202
"fuck bitches get money"
dont see how normies dont realize fuck and disregard dont mean the same thing under the context that its being used, stop spreading this bullshit its not really clever or funny

>>729996862
Philosophy is basically required if you want to do anything important like law or medicine. What I've gathered from your advice is that you think coming to b and letting everyone know you're retarded is a good idea

>>730003548
I'd have to hear the rap song in which the expression originated in order to discern meaning from tone of voice. Otherwise it's ambiguous, you flaming autist.

>>730004058
woh calm down there buddy, ik your superior intellectual ability is too much for me, but on the other hand since when have niggers said anything that doesnt have to do woth fucking women? a nigger no matter how wise would never say disregard a female, on the contrary they are always looking for "tha biggest white tiddies n ass" they can find

>>729986620
Don't bother giving advice, because no one actually takes it.

>>729986620
>10/10 tits
>+
>smoker
>=
>-3/10

Don't smoke, kids.

>>729986915
how cute
femanon confirmed

>>730002215
>stop masturbatin so you can get the testosterone to get a girl to fuck
wut?

>>729986620
Nothing's real man

You will never find love if you look for it, it's got to come to you

>>730006643
so how the fuck does >>/r9k/ stay single?

>>729986620
"You spend your money on cigarettes and beer. That is the reason you have no money for your equipment. A real pro would save every penny he has for the things he loves doing."

I skyrocketed from that moment on

>>730006764
No woman looks at them.

>>729986620
If you want something you never had you have to get somewhere you have never been.

>>729986620
got source on this?

>>730007073
reverse search it. BOOM.

>>729986620
/b/ convinced me to stop smoking cigs and ive been clean for a year now and smoked for 10 years prior

>>730007211
i've already done it, just a million reposts of the same picture, no name or where to find more

>get a life
What it means is you go to the gym, and have atleast one hobby done in public. Be busy with shit, dont always be avalible.

>>730005298
Nothing wrong with smoking,faggot

>>729997011
This. The " all /b/tards are lowlife obese neetbux basement dwellers" has to stop. Most /b/tards are probably better than most of the people i know irl but wont recognize it because "muh edge"

kys

>>730006443
it meant to stop over masturbating you stupid dumb rock, it obviously depletes your body of hormones and nutrients if you over beat your dick

I should know, i have death grips and wank too much man, this has science to back it

Somebody should question a notion before bashing it

>>729986620

If you want to know what she'll look like when she's older - look at the mom.

traps r gay

>>730008701

you're like maybe 14-15 years old, you haven't been around long enough to glean any real advice.

LURK MOAR

>>730008370
then just do it in moderation. if you fill your day with other shit. If i have nothing too do all day, i browse porn like a fiend too. but when im busy the problem solves itself. NoFap gives you blue balls and a dirty mind.

Youre naturally inclined to jerk your dick, nofap basically turns you into recovering addict mode, and if you lose you'll return worse off than when you started.

>>729986620
Live with them for a year before you marry - my dad

Don't light yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.

>>730008907
Winter just finished not long ago in the corner of the world where i live in

since i'm on unemployment waiting to go back to school to learn a trade(with a subvention) and have an almost 100% healed torn ankle, all i could do during my day is the following:
>smoke weed
>drink beer
>play guitar/keyboard
>record/mix instrument tracks
and
>jack off

I still need a couple of days to get back on my board but most time i found myself jacking it was when i would wake up in the morning being half awaka and horny as fuck or masturb8 multiple times before falling down to sleep

The best advice I was ever given I ignored. An old monk once told me: "Be careful with her. She's a witch." I should have listened.

She kidnapped, drugged, and repeatedly raped me for four days.
In a cabin, far out in the woods.

I broke out while she was in the bathroom, taking a shit or whatever witches do.

I ran until I found another cabin. It looked as if it had been lived in for a long time, and a bit hoarded out. I didn't stick around long, or even check if someone was home. I saw a dirt bike in the back...KEYS IN THE IGNITION. I stole it, and sped away to freedom.
I know this was wrong, but I was in a different mental state.

ive had the bike for years now and I don't know what to do with it.

I never reported this to the police because I think they would not believe that I was raped by a witch and they will try to charge me with theft.

Any advice, /b/?

>>729986620
Love the Lord with all your heart mind soul and strength. And love your neighbor as yourself.

>>730009334
why tf is this something I'm still having to learn?

>>729987186
thanks captain fucking obvious

dont get your meat where you get your bread.

Naaa bitch! .. that's why I prefer the Asian !. More feminine, but tender, but innocent. Real women.

>>729986620
women don't like it if you just focus on their nipples. they can derive pleasure from their breasts by many different means

>>729986915
1.Stay yourself.
2.Forget other peoples opinion
3.do whatever you want to do unless you have bad influence on other people and or hurt them.
4.enjoy life.

>>730009367
scandifag?
what trade?

>>729989475
not true, maybe if youre a fucking loser yeah

>>729986911
keep believing that you stupid moron

>>730009538
Honestly, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt since your story is really farfetched but anyways...

Let it go and just be alert at all times, nobody is going to believe you, witch hunt is a thing that is still happening in circles of Wiccan faggots and roleplayers who have an inclination towards the abstract, occult, esoteric, etc...

>>730009994
no, french Leaffag and IT support

Don't settle down or even worry about broads until you are well established in your own independence.

>>730010325
Nobody needs an underdeveloped superficial and egomaniac psychotic female to ruin what they build throughout the years

>>730010246
you have winters in france?! IT support sounds boring af, does it pay well?

>>730009367
Yea I was like that too at 16.

>>729986620
Never make a major life decision (quitting a job, breaking up with a bitch, etc.) without having a meal and a good night's sleep first.

No matter how good she looks, someone somwhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

>>730010400
Sorry, i meant french Canadianfag

hence french Leaffag

To answer your question, on some Canadian statistics, it is something that's on the rise and making a 22$/h for an entry salary

The only reason i'm applying for it is because learning trades in Quebec is very limiting for the amount of school programs they have... I can't go to college since i have an equivalence of my high school(won't go into that because i will have to write my life)

It's either that or i go back being a wage cuck and barely being able to pay rent and shit

It fucking sucks but that's how my life has turned out
>>730010401
I'm 25 faggot, i haven't been living at my mom's unlike you for years

fucking faggot

>>730010900
Because the education system is made to condition people to be useful in the work market

it isn't rocket science tho

>>729986620
"Find the enemy and shoot him dowm. Anything else is just nonsense."

-Manfred von Richthofen

>>729986620
"Find the enemy and shoot him down. Anything else is just nonsense."
-Manfred von Richthofen

Don't talk with the police. Ever.

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If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing to it

- Willy Wonka

I learned this:
You are a free man to do whatever you please, whenever you please, however you please. There is nobody to satisfy, to please, no rules to follow, no laws to adhere to. You are ultimately liberated, all external and internal chains that bind you to certain actions are but figments of your imagination.


However, there are a great deal of people in this world whose fate is entirely in your hands, whose quality of existance is completely dependent on you.


Tomorrow You, Next Week You, Next Month You, Next Year You, Next Decade You and all the Yous in between and beyond eagerly watch the actions of Today You. They watch in awe, your every single action, for their very mouths are glued together with no way of saying what they pray for you to do. They are very real, conscious, conscientious and feeling people, just like you, invisibly sewn into the thread existence, waiting for their time to come.


All their hope is with you.
You can change the fate of thousands of lives.
Each and every one of your actions count.
What ever you do, think or feel does not go unnoticed Future Yous.
Their unheard voices are the only ones you're obligated to listen to.


DO NOT
FUCKING
let
them
down!!!

once youre here, youre here forever.

>>730001995
its not really any advice based on personal experiences, rather than insightful ideas about things in life.

nothing is true. everything is permitted.

>>729986620
A person who is nice to you, but mean to the waitress, is not a person.

Being right is not a bullet-proof vest.

If you wait patiently by the riverside, one day your enemy will float past.

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>>730010830
Well, all the best of luck to both your new career path and fapping in moderation Leaf

>>730011259
I'm 12 and this is deep.

>>730009562
Yup. You got it anon.

You what you want. Learn to listen to your guts

>>730008601
/thread

>>729987036
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Am I doin' it /b/?

>>729986620
Smoking is bad for you.

>>729986620
fuck a lot of women. not one woman, a lot of women,

>>729986620

no body cares. when they do, it is because they see themselves in you. if you are not relatable at all, you don't even exist, because even the collective unrelatable people don't care about you.

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>>730010421
I find it funny that people honestly think that if you are suicidal you'd be able to do all this crazy stuff.
In reality if you were really suicidal, you'd be so depressed that you wouldn't be able to get out of bed.
The person who wrote that shit has obviously never felt true depression.

>>730011420
thanks man i appreaciate it
>dat pic related tho
not so much

>>729987186
What are you Amish? Who the fuck saves themselves for marriage?

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http://cheesespin.net/
no virgins here

>>729986620
vote against anyone with a (D) next to their name in USA elections, because they are pretty much guaranteed to be corrupt fanatical liars trying to destroy America

Women will sell you out in a moment so don't be loyal or white knight anyone until you're older and are finding actual real matches.

I've seen so many women cheating on their boyfriend, accusing the guy they cheated with as rape and smile when they think no one is looking at all the trouble they created and will get away with.

best advice /b/ gave me: don't look for advice on /b/.

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>>730012241
fug. this bein /b/ i thought i'd suckerpunch you for sure

>>730012223
Your post made me go see the pic and honestly... I've been thru a drepression that i got myself out of on my own without any medics except for a wonderful event that propelled me into something that ignited the flame of passion again within

Being depressed just drains you of your lifeforce and free will, you just feel let down all the time and an invisible sense of questionning yourself and everyone around you that is really hard to grasp

What i got out of this is:
>hey, you feeling a lil down? You don't want to do anything else and would rather die?
>then go do something dangerous or passionating just to give you something to do instead of wallowing in despair and maybe, MAYBE you will get out of this negative mental cage of your own and realize that you vivified those negativities in your mind putting a an imaginary wall of bricks in front of you

Aim for the belt buckle and put another couple in him as you go past.

>>730012668
yeah but you know, /b/ is just heterogeneous as ever in its homogeneous faggotry, so you never know who is actually sane of mind from who is not

>>729996862
true on eat whatever the fuck you want part, have gotten exact same results with veggies/rice/chicken breast diet as I have with eating whatever I want then working it off. Calories in calories out.

but a plate of greens still makes you feel great.

>>729986620
Don't talk to others about your feelings. Internalise all the injustices in your life deep, deep down until you can feel your gut becoming an ulcerous mass of anger and resent. You effectively reach a state of emotional invincibility after this point.

amphetamine psychosis is bad

>>730000944
Same, then I realized that "the popular kids" didnt even exist, I had the best high school expierience honestly just beeeeing myself.

If you're ever in a depressed state or when you're troubled as fuck, don't bottle the emotions, it will all build up and it'll become 10x worse.

You've gotta release these emotions, fucking cry, shout, write it out, do whatever you can to just get rid of them little by little. In the end you'll feel so much relief and it wiill be amazing.

It's okay to keep to yourself if you really have no one just don't suppress your emotions. You can vent out to someone (family, trusted friend) or someplace (/b/) where they give you tips/advice about whatever your problem is.

>>729986620
"Hitler did nothing wrong."

>>730013249
or you can deal with it yourself and fix your own problems

Don't aim too high, you'll just get dissapointed when failing.

>>729986839
This. This is applicable to everything.
/thread

>>729986620
life aint nothing but bitches and money

>>730013352
That's what i was trying to say
Shouldve mentioned that venting out to someone was optional

>>730012872
sage/10

>>730013095
you obviously don't know shit about the mind-body connection, your own shit advice is going to eat you inside out and will never even realize it

>everything is happening in the mind
>the mind is the center of the brain, thus being the driver behind the seat
>your brain is an all powerful computer who translates your mind's action into codings that your neuroelectric chemical system will act as a messenger between the motherboard(brain) and it's components(all your organs, nerves, etc...
>brain affects cells
>cells affect your whole body

Call me a phony idgaf, but you don't know how much harm you are creating to your own self, you could do the exact same process, except consciously not attribute any emotions to external stimuli THEN NOW you will be emotionally invincible but you'll be dead inside at this point because
>energy
>e-nergy
>Energy
>in
>motion

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>>729987303
I, too, have to point out that this is asinine bullshit
1. Preferably, do something you enjoy if you even know what you enjoy (sometimes the best way to do this involves college, other times it doesn't). If you don't know what you enjoy, try to find out desperately (college can be good for this, but be proactive and make sure you're not paying out the ass to bide time. If you're rich, spend whatever time you need, if you're poor, probably better to cap yourself, and gtfo before you bury yourself in debt).
2. This phrased is the most fragile way possible. "Get fit" is good advice, and then past that it should read "in whatever way KEEPS YOU FIT". If that's a crash course then maintenence, or slowly over time, or more diet heavyor more exercise heavy, and looks-wise you can be sub-optimal and still be immensely happy. I'm not, but I know many fatsos who are, and their doctors say they're not at any real health risk.
3. No it fucking won't. Kayle is food, it has certain vitamins, and while what you eat affects your mood to a certain degree as a general rule, it is not statistically significant. Where's the study?
>actual advice: if someone tells you that in general what you eat or what type of stuff you eat matters, they're probably lying unless they can cite a scientific study that they understand.
4. It depends on the drugs, and how they affect you. If you are an ignoramus like the anon who posted this and need rules of thumb instead of thinking about specifics, my advice would be "KYS now".
5. Weight gain is proportional to caloric intake. Wine is 25cal/oz (12%ABV), tonic is 10cal/oz (0%ABV), vodka is 60cal/oz (40%ABV). If you're trying to feel a certain way, it would make sense to take in the necessary quantity of the active ingredient "alkiholz" in the manner that results in the least caloric intake.
6. Get freaky if you want to get freaky. Have sex if you feel compelled to have sex. Continue to do so at whatever age you want.
7. Fine.

The only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul and hope by the time you get there you aren't singing.
-dad

>>729986620
Only you are in charge of your consequences.

Life is hierarchical, there will always be a competition but it's ok to sometimes lose.

Be careful of the stones that you throw.

Everything doesn't have to happen at once.

My current situation is not my final destination.

Those who boast heavily about their intelligence probably have the least.

Selfishness is the root of many evils, but self-preservation is necessary when you take care of everyone but you.

Not all women are alike, you just have shit taste.

Do your homework.

>>730013269

proof is just opinions

lol k

this video evidence of someone doing something is just a series of opinions presented as photographs

>>729987931
kill yourself

>>730013640
The goal here is to push yourself beyond simply a state of depression and into the void. Passing over into the emotional void is basically just breaking free of life's emotional constraints. You will cease to have any feelings of jealousy, regret, sadness, anger or grief.

These threads make you think so much about yourself and those around you. Now you're probably thinking about wanting to try and implement some of these life-worthy and life-saving advice that you've just read.


Except you fucking won't cause you're a lazy piece of shit and these things actually require time and dedication in order to make them part of what you are.

I know exactly what you're thinking buddy

>>730014812
Then why am I about to leave the house?

One of the best information someone has told me/quote to live by:
'Key to life is experience'
And as far as I know by living to it, its true.

that nobody cares about your problems. Bitching is useless fix it or shut up

>>729986620
Alison Brie Nude
https://satoshibox.com/og2tw6zszejf6brxqra73ogb

>>729986620
Don't watch porn.

>>729986620
Wooba looba dub dubs

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>>729987266
Acting confident got me a decent job und some good fucks. So i confirm it works

How to be happy
Wake up and decide you're in a good mood

>>730010037
whatever, kid

Pick something you love doing and become one of the best in the world at doing it. No matter what it is, if you're one of the best at it, you can make a shit load of money doing something you love.

>>729996862

Much better advice, I would also like to add

>Save at least $1000
>Learn a skill. any skill really. You can use it to generate a supplemental income based on free lance work.
>Find someone knowledgeable and skilled to do your taxes, even if they ask for $100 dollars to do it, it's worth it.
>there is always a first time for everything, and there are always exception, apply this to people individually, you don;t know anything about anyone even if you think you do and you will definitely meet many people that think they do.
>rent nothing. not worth it. find work close to where you live, or move closer to your work if you can. Cars are way too expensive for anyone that doesn't make more than 45k a year.
>see a doctor regularly and a dentist also.
>pull the trigger on paying for a high class escort at least twice, once to get used to it, a second time to enjoy it.

>>729986620

The day before my wedding, my mom told me, "Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen."

>>729986620
never full-heartedly rely on others. it is great, if you have people, you could rely on (who you trust), but always try to BE ABLE to be autonom.

>>730015204
I tried making a living as a professional boxer, it turns out just loving something isn't enough to be the best at it.

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Find clever shortcuts.

Be a sneaky bastard and find ways around life's issues that most people never think of.

Don't give up, and just think, and google, and think some more.

Personal example 1: Was 5'7.5" and didn't like it. Lengthened legs in India to become 5'10.5". People thought it was insane, but it fucking worked and I'm loving it.

Personal example 2: Western women were sucking dirty balls, so I scoured the internet until I found the perfect woman on the other side of the planet. Have now been married for 3 years to the kindest person I've ever met, who also happens to be a multi-lingual doctor.

Personal example 3: Couldn't afford large down payment, but wanted a house. Found a USDA zone near me where zero down loans were subsidized. Bought a house with zero down. Mortgage payments are only a few hundred more per month than renting an apartment, and the house now has 100k in equity.

TL;DR - Find a fucking way to accomplish what you want. Don't let fear or sperging autists stop you from locating that loophole.

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"Live fast. die young."

Just do what you want to do and think is right as long as you can intelligently justify/debate it if you needed to, though you shouldn't have to most of the time. Whoever make you do that cares more about themself than you and thinks you should be like them more, or you just have a dickhead got a boss, which in that case as long as you can justify you didn't do anything wrong despite doing something your way versus everyone else's, it'll do wonders for your confidence, anxiety, skittishness to confrontation, and just overall life happiness.

>>730014586
I get your point but you seem to focus only on the negative, which is self explanatory reading your posts that you seem to try to project this perspective because you've been deceived way too many times in life

there is no such thing as an emotional void, you just become empty or turn into a psycho/sociopath

dont blindly listen to other peoples advice

dont trust people not to fuck you over

do what makes you happy

dont care too much about what other people say or think about you

>>730015382
how da fuck did you lengthen legs, teach us the way master

>>730015324

My grandfather once told me a parable. It went like this.

>Once upon a time, a puppy was walking along some train tracks. As he was walking, too close to the tracks, a train sped by and clipped off the tip of his tail. Startled, the puppy turned to see what has happened and the train ripped off his head.

The moral? Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

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>>729986620
Huge List of Darknet (TOR/Deep Web)
>>Hidden Websites 2017

>>729989549
The easiest and least painful way to kill yourself is Helium huffing. Your body can't tell the difference between helium and air, and Helium isn't poisonous, so all you'll feel is the feeling you get when you fall asleep.
All you need is some tubing, a tank of party helium, and an exit mask.

>>730001995
Literally what every young person thinks until they get older and realize older people were right all along. Please be 18 or older before you post in the future.

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>>729993666
Kek

>>730015678
i see it simply as:
>don't let your lack of alertness get the best of you because it's only when you try to understand what happened that it swiftly get backs at you to wreck your shit

>>730015604
>do what makes you happy

This is repeated often, but I'm not sure many people quite think it through. You need to do what makes you happy, but not necessarily in the short term. Think carefully about what it would take to make you happy on your death bed, not just what will make you happy next weekend.

>>729993904
To paraphrase south park, "Weed wont kill you, or give you brain damage, it'll just make you happy with what you have. And then 20 years later you'll open your eyes and that'll still be what you have."

>>730015377
lol. But you're right. It takes dedication and thousands of hours of practice and repetition, which is why it's important to love doing it.

>>730015923
not OP but true that tho

>>729991905
The Alan Watts is strong in this one !

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>>729986620

Don't get with a girl unless she loves you more than you love her

Take life one day at a time. Tomorrow doesn't give a fuck about yesterday.

>>730015896
That's retarded. Worrying about being content when you die is like being afraid to eat your food in case one day you can't afford more only to realize all that saved up food is now bad.

>>730015377
You think you tried but you actually did half the effort, if you would really have tried, you would have setted your priorities and dismiss anything else as a waste of time to accomplish your dreams

Not trying to bash you or anything, trust me man, you still can make it, you just have to rethink your life priorities

>>730002164
can confirm the 4/10->8/10 mindset

don't go a university if you don't need a degree to work. ie. go to medschool if you want to be a doctor, don't get a cs degree if you want to be a programmer.

people's opinions don't matter, just ignore them and concentrate on your own shit. also try not to judge other people. in short: don't give a shit.

think what you want from life and then an attack plan how to achieve that.

don't be materialistic, buying things won't make you happy, just end up without money and house full of junk.

read some philosophy, really. it really makes your life easier.

travel. take a year off or at least couple of months and go see the world. gives you perspective.

start investing soon. learn money skills in general. personal finance is a big factor in your life on the long run. so learn it early.

don't learn a skill so you can get money "freelancing" or other shit, just learn a skill so you can live off it. maybe start with the freelancing shit. no one wants to work many jobs.

take risks. you don't want to wake up when you are fifty and see you've just done everything society wants you to do. don't get married right away, don't get kids, try stuff, what ever you want. when you are young it's easy to start businesses, not so much when you are older and have a family and responsibilites.

idk, that's what i came up in 5mins

>>730015796
When I was 18 I didn't know shit.

I'm 29 now and while fulfilled, not exactly satisfied. Not even close.

>>729986620
study hard.

Know thyself... the rest will fall in line

dont laugh when a girl farts during sex unless you want blue balls

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-Never compromise

-If you're not working towards your dreams, you're working away from them

-From the moment you're born, you gotta fight for how you wanna spend the rest of your life here, never stop fighting

-Many people look back on their lives with regret because they chose pleasing other people and meeting their expectations instead of following their dreams. Don't be one of them

>>730007213
How did /b/ do that

>>730015796
I kind of agree though. Old people are only good at what they did all life. My question is what would you do all your life? Right now I've done nothing. Even if I went and started a business and had a successful run, would I have done anything at all?

The only old person I would trust (and at 29 I am fucking ancient) is somebody who agrees with the same thing. While life was busy and complicated, we never did anything at all. The sum of us did it, nobody is special.

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>>730015621
It's painful, fairly expensive, and emotionally taxing, but it's real and it works.

I can get into the technical stuff if you like, but the basics are than you have a surgeon break the bones and you slowly pull them apart to create new bone.

>>730016136

>Eating pizza every night is a good thing because pizza is tasty

>>730002215
masturbation gives you testosterone... dont listen to this jew

>>729988054
Some of the best advice I've ever read.

>>729996184
lol save your money so you have a huge pile of it when you're old and decrepit

Live slow, die whenever

>>729986911
Who's that.

>>730010421
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>730016825
holy fuck man, you are one masochist fuck for wanting to gain 3 fucking inches in height

That's really a stupid decision in itself but i do have respect for you to go through it

>>730017090
Thanks. It was kind of a turning point in life for me, when I decided to re-write my life by following the advice I wrote earlier, so those 3 inches really represented a new era for me.

>>730010037
this is a sad post

>>729988054
That's actually one of the best posts I saw on /b/.

>>730016825
Christ, my legs won't quit cringing now...

>>729989475
Just had to go through this with a bitch

>>730016878
Start saving young and you can do fun shit when you're in your mid-late twenties, go see some different parts of the world

Fucking my sister.

>>729988188
What if someone's a complete nihilist?
>inb4 kill yourself
I place no value in my life, anyone's, or the fate of humanity.
Nothing we do matters, not on a local, global, or universal scale.
We are an accident, waiting to be wiped out by nature or by ourselves.

While I don't have a reason to live, I don't have a reason to die either, which is why I don't end it.

It's kind of fun watching the happenings of the world.

>>729996310
cool story bro

>>730017821
The frames weren't as painful as they look. It was the constant tendon stretching and occasional nerve cutting that hurt like a bitch

>>730013640
Your obviously an over emotional fag. The best thing a man can do when he is emotionally wounded is just keep to himself. It makes you stronger.

>>729996184
Great advice

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Don't stick your nose in places where the frog didn't put its cock.

>>729986620
Well the magic 8ball answered 'yes' when I asked whether I should try to hit on a 12yo girl... Best advice ever and totally worth the 5 year sentence.

Don't be a shit cunt

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Never, ever, ever vote Republican. Only a total fucking moron votes to become poorer and less free.

>>730010548
This is good advice.

>>729986620
Dont have kids, Dont have long term relationships, Dont get caught in the rat race of capitlism.

If i had my time again, I would of worked from 18-25 bought a business in thailand like a bar or something similar and a house on a beach and just take it easy

>>730003942
Ill b fugg'd

>>730011259
This is true but it makes me feel bad for masturbating

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>>729986620

>>730017732
underrated

>>730018699
tru, kids just drag you down

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>>729986911

>>730001620
So wanting to fuck a guy dressed like a girl isn't gay?

Somethimes you just have to be lucky

>>729986620
i really like that girl tho

>>729986620
don't fear god(s)
don't worry about death
what is good is easy to get
what is difficult is easy to endure

>>730018174
>kys yourself

But seriously, if you are a determined nihilist then there's not much anyone can say. Though admitting you find observation of worldly affairs fun seems to imply at least residual curiosity.

Isn't that enough of a seed to build your own meaning from, regardless of any ultimate external consequence?

>in after Y bother if it makes no difference?
That's too externally focused. YOUR pattern will be affected. That's the only thing you ever have direct experience of anyway.

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>>729986620
To leave /b/ and never come back. Because if you stay it will fuck you up

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>>729986620
Pro rules I live by:

Don't trust anyone, except the ones you know love you fore sure, no matter what.
Put minimum effort intro everything, except things that influence your lifestyle.
If you're going to do something, always measure the chances first, then you can decide if you willing to take that chance for your goal.
If you feel like some things to do might not make any sense, only do them if it's high rewarding.
I'm 90% happy with my life by keeping these rules.

>>730011720
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>>730000003

>>730018981
S A U C E on the woman with the peekaboo penis

>>730018614

Libtards are fucking obnoxious, Self-righteous snobs that could care less about white people and love to tell everyone how charitable they are.

but if you ask for a dollar to feed yourself, they will give it to you.

If you cry, they will put a hand on your shoulder to comfort you.

If you feel victimized, they will fight for you (if you are not a white guy, and even then, some still might)

Republicucks ONLY care about themselves. They are the best and everyone else is the rest. Everyone else is degenerate and dissolving the non-existence perfect society of ronald raegen. Nu Republicans are in it to laugh at the poorly educated and mislead. Instead of lighting a path, they snicker and take bets on how long until they die. They have theirs, thats all they care about, and they will do anything to keep it. They will not help you, they don't care about you and they wont even pretend to. The political equivalent of a big fat dead end.

>>730018927
Juse thought about this in my shower today. The strong and the cunning will always take advantage of a system like socialism

>>729999677

Solid advice, but the crazy stuff is so good. If you're ever in a situation where you know she can't find or follow you, go for it.

A burner phone, fake name, and interstate booty calls can make it relatively safe.

>>730019496
Who's that woman on pic?
Do you know her?

>>730020680

But not capitalism because "Muh market" right?

>>730019799
emily gavassi my friend

>>729986620
MOARRR