Gynoids (sex robots) are getting really advanced. I wonder how

>>729986374
No matter how expensive they may be they'll still be cheaper than a woman.

I want one.

>>729987315
long term yes. it's that up front cost though that's killer.

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>>729986374
They're kinda creepy though. Fearboner ahoy.

>>729986374
i wish i can get me one someday
we´d be sitting on the couch, drinking whisky, watching ebin movies and yeah, share a laugh or two
that´d be great

>>729986374
I want one badly, probably will never be able to afford it. Existence is pain.

>>729988488
>being able to shut up while you watch movies and drink whisky
How can women even compete?

>>729989058
ikr
just thought about implementing amazon echo
so she can tell me about cooking reciepes and the weather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

>>729986374
Does she clean her own snatch after I cum in it?
Otherwise I'm out

>>729989559
lol

>>729987315

I don't get this meme

Having a wife doubles your income and halves your expenses

A new era in masturbation, the human race is stepping to the next level

>>729989764
>doubles your income
>halves your expenses

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>>729989764
>Having a wife doubles your income and halves your expenses
>doubles your income
>halves your expenses
>halves

You've never had a long term relationship have you

>>729986374
This thread made me realize I should have a folder dedicated to sexbots. You have any more, OP?

>>729989764
Not if she spends all her fucking money on bullshit and expects you to pay for all the expenses you both incur, which seems to be most common.

(And then of course, there the statistically-likely divorce....)

>>729989764
>>729989879
>doubles your wife
>halves your experience

>>729989891
Not the original guy but agree with him. I make 140k, my girlfriend still ending her studies so she makes 40k. Never asks anything of me, pays half of the rent and I always have to insist like crazy to pay for her vacations abs usually don't even manage to... 9 years together...

>>729989764
oh god thank you for this laugh.

>>729989764
I've been married to a great woman for over 20 years. While there are many benefits to marriage lower expenses are NOT among them and having kids actually lowers your income as well.

>>729990131
Well you've either found a unicorn or she genuinely cares about it. Congratulations.

>>729990131

How does one get into a decent human being with a healthy relationship? The longest I had was 1 year and everything after that last around 2-3 weeks.

>>729990131
A gf is very different from a wife

>>729989971
try this
hxxp://www.flickr.com/photos/xavierplet/

>>729990199
You have to start out being a decent human being yourself

>>729986374
Why bother spending a ton of money on a creepy ass fake human when you can Jack off for free to porn? Are mafuckas that desperate for physical contact

>>729990237
Well we've been living together for 6 years now. We're not getting married as we're not religious so I guess I'm good then

>>729990237
Yeah gf is still in the "he can kick me out at any minute...I better be on my best behavior" stage.

Wife is "I can cheat on him, but if he tries to leave me, I'm legally entitled to half his stuff in perpetuity."

>>729990337
Once your finances are pooled it's a very different game

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>>729986374

>>729990245
Why am I seeing french on every post but no robuts?

>>729990294
This. Plus I guess you have to get lucky. Also, it's not perfect don't get me wrong. She's great, I guess I'm a pretty decent person as well but hey we've been together 9 years. It's tough to be surprised or interested as in the first years. Plus her sex drive is dead and I can't figure out how to revive it...

>>729990325
It's like asking girls why they buy dildos when they could just use their fingers.

>>729990337
In some countries you can get half of your shit taken on a breakup if you've lived together long enough.

I dont know if im lucky or anything but my GF pays everything herself when we Go on Holiday and doesnt like it when i pay Dinner for her even though she is a student with no stable income

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Nice right?

>>729990363
Do you guys seriously direct your relationship based on contracts / what you can get out of someone? I guess (and hope) not. Why assume women are that way? Some are assholes of course but I have to say neither me or any of my friends have faced that kind of behaviors. Maybe Swiss culture is good. I don't know...

>>729989764
yeah.. that's assuming she brings in the same amount you do and doesn't spend any extra money.

>>729990294

how?

>>729990541
> Plus her sex drive is dead and I can't figure out how to revive it

Have you confornted her? Watch out for micromimic. Bodylanguage is strong and tells more than what she might tell you.

>>729990131
why are you not married yet?

>>729989891
>implying /b has had a girlfriend in the first place
deepthroat the redpill time

>>729990609
I've been considering breaking up with my gf (as anyone who's been on a 5+ years relationship) and honestly I would give her a big part of what I made. She's been my partner for these 9 years. I owe her a lot. Yes, I'm the one who made the most money but she did contribute at least to half of the shit we had to go through. She's not getting back any of it. Why should I walk out rich and get poor? Doesn't make sense to me.

Give me a robot.

Poopie po bot

Bitch u a ho bot

Fuck ur mo bot

Nigga keep it low bot

Bitch das my toe bot

Whatchu woah bot

>>729990855
>how?
Well the problem is pretty self evident then

>>729990943
>She's not getting back any of it.
Neither are you. That's how spent money works.

>>729990972

The problem was stated from the get go you jester

>>729990864
Not religious, don't want kids, don't really care about social convention (trying not to sound edgy). Getting married would simply mean we pay more taxes. So why do it?

>>729991072
I meant she's not getting any of the non salaried work she did for our couple, our household and our lives. I'll walk away with the money I have on the side. Which sounds unfair to me

Lemme ask u dis

Can u poopie while i piss?

Bitch whatchu cookin an das ment to be a dis.

Fuck u while u hiss

Post more images

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>>729987426
lease bruh

>>729989764
Your setting yourself up for a big disappointment in life.

>>729990855
Yeah I asked her about it and how to make her want more but women's sexuality is not that easy as you know. She says she's satisfied with the current status and doesn't want more. She's really shy and not so confident with her body despite being hot... Obviously I don't want her to "put out" and force herself as this wouldn't be exciting for me. Trying to understand how to bring back her desire so if you have any tips go for it

>>729990199
Because you're douchebag, but you know that already

>>729990325
why bother spending a ton of money on a creepy ass fake human (most women) when you can fuck a robot while watching free porn?

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sexe robutt

>>729992223
Laser my dick u fat tit mongo-loid

With women wanting to dominate taking the work force by storm leaving the man at home nowadays and the other women turn lesbian there are actually only a few real and good women left in the world. Now this is what it has come too. Dont eat the apple the woman gives after talking to the snake! "Sex robot" lol, save yourself money and use your hand and continue looking for a real woman just saying because nowadays even robots lie and will tell you they are not robots...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ZaKbxmEMA

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>>729986374
How young do the take them?
I'm asking because of science.

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>>729989891
nobody in this thread has ever been in a relationship, long-term, short term or one-night-stand.

and, no, guys, giving your dominant hand a name doesn't count.

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>>729990523
'cause the cocksucker is spamming

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>>729990549
dildos can't get that spider out of the bath-tub.

anyway, what women want is to manipulate men, not just fuck them, and tricking a dildo into being something else is kinda hard.

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>>729986374
I would say 15-20 years until we get fully functional robots
I'll be too old to enjoy them at that point so w.e.

>>729993096
unfortunately it's only going to be 5-10 years before there are functional robots that can do all our jobs, so we won't be able to afford sex robots.

>>729992745
Ha the hand girlfriend joke.

>>729986374

If you are interested in this, you should check out ESCLife.tk

>>729986374
That machine looks trans. It's face looks male.

>>729991519
unfortunately anon the only tip I have for you is to accept your fate, once it's dead it's gone that's it, do you guys even have sex at all anymore?

>>729994284
Yeah sure once or twice a week but it's a bit always the same. Would love to do it more and try new things

>>729994284
>>729994486
Did you love a similar situation?

>>729994578
*Live

>>729991131
>earns 140k
>doesn't want kids
Kys

>>729994578
yes I did and it was cancerous, except it happened extremely fast in the relationship

>>729994486
Oh that's not bad of course it's gonna be the same welcome to long term relationships, just bring it up to her that you were thinking of trying something new and speak like adults

>>729994746
Aha why? Does making a decent amount of money force me to make kids?

>>729990679
Welcome to America where the Divorce rate is of the roof.

>>729994746
>actually wants to populate the planet with his shit spawn
no kys faggot I'm with the other anon, kids are shit tier money pits