Hey dudes. I'm a completely broke college drop out who somehow

Well you'll have to open a boys only orphanages

>>729976563
Get a Jesus fish sticker. Kids car seat in back.
Bible sitting out is overkill. Dress like you're always on your way to a classy restraint or getting out of the office. No visible piercings or tattoos

>>729976749
*resteraunt
Also the car you drive makes an impression. Metal deathtraps are a no go. Gotta get something that says "family man" 4 door. New. Little to no rust. CLEAN inside and out.

>>729976563
>>729976719
And become known around the comunity as the good Christian who helps street boys of the streets and gives them a home in his orphanages

>>729976870
Toyota Camry in beige

>>729976563
>>729976927
Then use them as your mauls

If ever you do get pulled over be as polite and friendly as possible. If you have ever worked anywhere where you learned the fundamentals of customer service (cashier, waiter etc) apply that. Not only will it kill suspicion but it gets you out of more tickets.

Most people are angry/impatient/rude when they get pulled over. Cops like the ones who are friendly.

>>729976870
i drive the perfect mom car but it has a decent amount of dents

>>729976927
i'm not actually out to help my community dude

>>729976563
Ni >>729977001
Gonna be honest you wil have to rape them ones and a while to keep the cristian image believable

>>729977040
You from Midwest?

>>729977040
Dents are fine. Just keep it clean. Especially the inside.

>>729977142
not going to tell you lol

>>729977188
i'm like 19 so i don't think the car seat thing would work. whats something that would be more believable?

>>729976563
Think of it more as a half way house

You not helping shit its all part of the image.
What you gonna tell me you just going to be i drug runner stop thinking small go big make does streat boys your own drug runners

>>729977259
Why? You admitted to being a drug runner? If anyone wanted to find your location IPs aren't that hard to pull.
Going to need some details. What are you running? Probably some dirt ass mids?
Used to sell and run for 7 years. Been out the game for like 6 months due to getting a good job and dumb asses getting popped.

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>>729977412
Pic related

>>729976563
No offense, but you're probably the set up driver. Whenever large amounts get moved, dealers find a sucker for the cops to "catch" while the real money gets moved.

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>>729976563
These faggots have the worst advice. You can dress how ever you want. Shit I would laugh my ads off if each time you picked up some work you came dressed as a Mormon , many lulz to be had. Butter truth is you most likely will never get pulled over and randomly searched. You will get pulled over and searched when the house you go to is being investigated and watched and yet you walk out with a Bible in one hand and a suitcase in the other. Best tip is when you are riding with work you do it with all the windows rolled down, cop cannot say he had reasonable suspicion. But you keep on being a faggot and dress like a nun

>>729976563
Ops just i nother prics bitch

>>729977548
Shhh
Don't ruin our fun

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>>729977548
Also you will start popping zans and you will fuck up. And zans will be treated as a harder narcotic than weed. Good luck in prison buddy. Cops bust pill mills first.

>>729976563
Don't try too hard youll be suspect as fuck. Fucking act like a normal 19 year old. Drive right. Don't fucking speed. Check all of your lights/blinkers etc. Use turn signals. Never give them a reason to stop you in the first place. Vaccum seal everything and depending on what your moving get some good stash spots either welded on the vehicle or under the car. Don't smoke shit in the car. Not even fucking cigarettes. Don't give them any "probable cause" and in my city they could claim a cigarette or smoke and say they thought it was from bud. Keep up on insurance and tags. Tune up so you're not stuck broke down loaded down with a shipment.

>>729977259
Ha ha you're an idiot. 19 yo guys have kids.

>>729977737
Man, you're no fun. The idea of some idiot mule running around spouting bible verses was great

>>729977929
He will still do it. If he's faggot enough to ask some virgins for advice on this shit he will be still be tempted to do this for the meager amount of money he makes from doing it. Nothing we say will stop his autism.

>>729976870
>fixes spelling
>still not right
Don't listen to this man

>>729977548
Reasonable suspicion is used in high schools... I think you're looking for probable cause / plain view?
>underageb8

>>729977887
If they do, they have car seats. The problem is when the cop asks about the kid and he has to lie (never a good idea) or admit he looks like a Chester.

>>729977474

what is that

>>729978372
A cop can pull you over and claim reasonable suspicion is why you get pulled over probable cause is why you get searched. You faggot

>>729978372
reasonable suspicion is why you get pulled over probable cause is why you get searched. You faggot

>>729976563
Biggest gripe with OP plan is that you'd better familiarize yourself intimately with whatever religion you're claiming... i.e. a "Bible" plus "Mormon" isn't going to jive unless you know a fuckton about Joseph Smith (and also the correct book, which should be closer to you than on top of your case, otherwise it would be inside the case). Basically looking and acting like you have a real job will work better. Otherwise be prepared for a "Sure!" when you ask if the cop would like to talk about his lord and savior, and don't fuck up if he's a mormon.

>>729978616
And he can still get away without a search, faggot.

>>729978654
A Mormon cop , where the fuck have you ever seen that

>>729978734
Utah

>>729978734
Google it. They're out there.

>>729978717
If he's as autistic as you he will start acting like a lil bitch and get searched.

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>>729978734
See
>>729978759

>>729976563
https://discord.gg/ZU2ZTFX

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>>729978812
>has actual experience with 4th ammendment and utilized it
>can state flaws in your argument
>autistic namecalling as response
Yeah, did school let out early?

>>729977548
sure buddy,
I drive a black bmw, have long hair and a long beard, i get randomly pulled over all the time

op just find someone in your age bracket that you think won't be suspicious and imitate them

get a bootlicker sticker "fraternal order of police." or somethin like "blue lives matter."

>>729978951
You get pulled over by tranny sissy boy loving cops

>>729979090
To be honest, any stickers or markings are more likely to draw attention. Plain Jane is best.

>>729978932
In your small hick town sure faggot. But when you do shit like this in a area known for it that's how it plays out. Go back to being a keyboard warrior. And I call you a faggot because that's what you are , a faggot. Faggot. Remind yourself

>>729979264
Your underage is showing.

Image op doing i run.

Fbis doing suervilnce on gang bangers house. Fbi hears cristian music coming closer. Op pulls up to the house in his beige camry 99 all the windows down and a baby seat in the back. Op gets out wearing a long white gloth and brown sandels. pics his bible up thats laying on the passingers front seat and praise. Walks up to the house and enters. Fbi shits them selfs jesus just showed up.

Op comes back out even more cristian than before now whit a briefcase in on hand and his trusty bible in the other. Just before he gets back in his car a bunch of street boys come running up to him. Op your ouer savour we love you he gives each on a hug and a small package. Before they run off he tells little johny the get in the car whit him. Before op puts the briefcase in his trunk. Thy drive of leaving the fbi to stare at the cristian fish sticker on ops back bumper.

>>729979341
That's a real faggy thing to say faggot

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>>729979467
Kek, have a (You)

>>729978651
>>729978616
>Best tip is when you are riding with work you do it with all the windows rolled down, cop cannot say he had reasonable suspicion.

can you explain this shit? drive around with windows down?

>>729979482
You have truly bested me in this argument. Go ahead, teleport behind me...

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>>729979467

>>729978566
It's xanax can't you read?

>>729976563

>>729979482
Fuck you kid

>>729979579
>be you , driving with drugs
>windows rolled down
>leave sketchy neighborhood
>cop see car driving away from area
>windows rolled down
>you obey all traffic laws
>if you hid the drugs good
>if you get pulled over you can claim slot of things against the cop and the reason for your detainment
Windows rolled down > no reasonable suspicion > no probable cause for search = no arrest

>>729979594
Bet you would love to use that katana you keep by your naruto poster. Faggot

>>729977474
Shredded paper nice!

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>>729980136
If by "katana" you mean my /k/ollection and by "Naruto poster" you mean an actual house with real artwork? Nah, not even. You've confirmed enough to embarrass yourself. Hell, I'm not even the only one making fun of you in this thread. Enjoy your summer break.
>over&out

If you really want to imitate a Christian go to church. Go to different churches until you find someone around your age to model. Find out what they drive, how they dress, how they speak, etc. Then just imitate them. What you're proposing seems to be some over the top Mormon-Christian stereotype hybrid which would only make you conspicuous.

>>729980638
Talk about burned

>>729979467
Christian rock

>>729981210
Hey...
>>729980638
He's right you know...

>>729976563
Wish you all the worst in your life
You are punishment to yourself already

>>729976563
Highway patrolman here. Just wanted to tell you that that will not work. First off I'm a Mormon and they always are in pairs when they are on the road proselytizing. I will tell you though the Hasidim costume is a much better choice.

>>729976563
Just binge some jesus chatline and forget its ironic.