tell me your secrets /b/.... you are completely anonymoose.

I fucked your mum last night XDDD

>>729974061
i worry too much

>> No.729974331

you worry too much.

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Got blown by my 70 yo+ nieghbor for my 18th birthday and he edged me

Also got paid 200 dollars to stroke in front of someone while they filmed it. Easiest money I've ever made

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

>>729974464
Green text

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ok.. i admit it.. ! yes i with "them"

>> No.729974380
i've been thinking too much

>>729974482
i dont greentext, im really awful at it and wouldnt even know how to do it with that story

even more than a girlfriend, i'd love to take a teen boy as a lover.

>>729974061
When I was 14, I used to drag a neighbor girl to hiding places (she was 11) to hold her down and bang her silly. She never told, so I thought it was okay. I banged her multiple times a week for the next 8 months. She had become so cooperative that I was able to lead her by the hand or just whisper the hiding place location into her ear and she went there. They moved away after 8 months of our rape-turned-sexual relationship. We met ten years later by chance and had coffe. We spoke of when we were kids and did a bit of catching up. She became a prostitute saying I "turned her out." Instead of having her first period, she had her first child. Her dad had them move when he suspected she was a preggo kid. Conservative dad made her have the kid and give it up, so I have a daughter somewhere out there who is around 10. I became more or less a normal guy and she became a sex worker who's cynical to the bone. So, in short, I kind of destroyed a life at 14.

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>>729974061
>oldfag
>no job/no life/health shit happened
>living with fam
>GF (fat, boring, has house and good job)
>debated dumping her for a while
>Buddy wants me to move out of state into his place
thinking bout it... feel bad about dumping her tho

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My life will only end in two ways which are incarceration or suicide because of strange feelings and compulsions that I have. Shit sucks.

>>729975138
go to starbucks

>>729975047
All these niggas sayin you're gay, turn your brains to puree

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i like her jokes and her body

>>729974202
XDDD ROFLAMO !111one DESU!!!

>>729975138
I'll bet on suicide.

>>729975100
about like me but staying with boring GF. Need to put my application in and go work with my neighbor bud. But then I'd still be home some weekends. I just want to stack money and fuck whores. FML

>>729975204
If it were only that simple. No one really knows the origin of this thing. People have theories but even the experts haven't come to a consensus on whether certain stimuli creates such a person or if they're born that way so they are of no use to me. The only way to solve the problem is to give in but after that first time everything changes and a myriad of problems will arise because of my indulging.

>>729974406
Hot

got sucked by an old man at a public bathroom

i farted in class once and blamed the ugly fat girl who was sitting in front of me
everyone believed it was her

nobody wanted to hang out or be even near her after that

she ran away from home some months later
her dead body was found floating in the river

>>729975389
If I'm not locked up then I probably will do so after Star Wars Episode IX comes out. Definitely won't be doing it before The Last Jedi.

>>729975482
Age?
Green text?

>>729975438
lmao. delusional as fuck. ur a fucking nobody just like 99% of ppl man the fuck up pussy

/b/ros i need some advice. i've been stalking this online guy i like(im grill) but i can't think of a good way to make him like me. he lives a few states from me and we have few similar interests not much, but i want his hot bod and idk how to make the first move

>>729975422
same boat man. I think I need to get my shit together finally

>>729975546
im 28 he looked like 70
not really a lot to greentext
>be in nofap for 40 days or so
>horny as fuck
>go to mall
>have to pee
>old guy next to me starts fapping
>holy shit i heard about this
>he goes tot he back of the bathroom
>stupid horny me follows
>he sucks me off
>i cum in 5 seconds a fucking big load
>feel dirty for about a week
>now i fap everyday so this thing never happensa again

>>729975518
Yeah that's sad. I guess as long as you don't fight for ISIS it's alright.
I don't expect much from any Star Wars movie, that's just another thing ruined by our time.

My mom found me eating out my cousin once and told my cousin she better return the favor.

>>729975647
be a grill
be cute.
done.

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>>729975589
On a cosmic scales definitely and even on the scale of human history anything I do will be forgotten in time. Admittedly that brings me some measure of peace.

>>729975438
It will weigh on your conscious like you can't even believe. You will have trouble with most psychedelic drugs. Somedays you may forget but most days you live in this constant agonizing worry. 3/10 would not recommend

>>729975647
send nudes
post here beforehand

>>729975647
if ur cute ur good no matter what.

u can practice on me.
>if ur cute

>>729975047
>>729975493
If this is true, you both are worthless pieces of shit who don't deserve life. Hopefully, you will both suffer tremendously and you will regret what you did because of the pain you will have to go through. Here's hoping that you both die soon, in a horrible fashion.

>>729975793
am not cute tho :(

>>729975856
gomen > >>729975896

>>729975647
tell him you want his hot bod

it's pretty simple, if you are a grill and are remotely attractive we want to fuck

>>729975823
so...are you shooting a school/theatre already or what?

>>729975664
ikr. I'm so tired of sleeeping the days away only to be up(like now) watching bs and some fapping. I even went to McDonald's today for an interview. Maybe work myself back into a routine and get my shit together?? Idk mann whatever is better than what I'm doing now. 29yo male.

>>729975889
So tell us, how do you really feel?

>>729975896
then just be really shy and submissive. wear cute glasses and skirts chokers.
after a while a dude will fuck any chick if she is close enough and fits the cute submissive catagory. trust me
am guy.

I didn't loos my virginity till I was 43.

>>729975694
kek

>>729975776
ISIS can eat shit. Slaughter I understand but their Religion is assbackwards so all this life being lost is for not.

I liked The Force Awakens and Rogue One quite a bit and if it's true that Luke is ending the Jedi in lue of making a new order of Force Wielders then we could be getting something pretty special in The Last Jedi

>>729975843
I smoke a lot of weed but I am going to quit soon to delve fully into my obsessions.

>>729975963
School shooters are pathetic. They always have the most inane reasons for their actions if they have any motives at all. That pure compulsion to kill that is forged for years through thousands of murder fantasies is nonexistent and based on that alone they are not pure.

>>729975969
>32m in a shit town
I'm with ya. Cash is cash but I gotta keep my poor people insurance or get a bomb ass job... So that kinda fucks me. Or stay under the radar.

I just got my first round of my new meds and it is a $33k procedure. Thanks tax payers... FML

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>>729975889
Cut me a little slack at least. I was 14 and misread the evil I did. I thought it was no biggie at the time. And I since grew, grew to know it was evil and THUS a secret.

im tranny

>>729975889
you're hoping for me to die in a horrible fashion just because when i was a kid i farted in class and blamed it on somebody else?

why would i be held responsible for the actions of others?

god, i hope that was just a pathetic shitty autistic white-knight-ish trolling attempt of yours

wanna know what i hope for?
i hope somebody farts and blames it on you so you'll end up an heroing you dipshit

you just strike me as kind of person who would do such thing

>>729976180
lmao

>>729975969

Why don't you move to Vegas and work in the casino? $17 an hour and it'll go up to $18.50 in June. Average rent is $1k.

>>729975896
why aren't you posting tits yet tho?

>>729976099
Yeah well, we'll see about it.
Btw the same stuff applies to psychiatrists. If you feel doomed just because some guy with a stupid diploma told you so, prove him wrong.

I once led an entire GTA V lobby to Midir's fog gate

My mom let's me suck my dad off when they have sex and my dad never knew it was me.

>>729976144
Wow. Welfare King!!
Yeah I even though about nigging it up trying to get disability then food stamps Obama phone too!! Lol.
Nah just gotta get motivated. Wish my GF was more supportive she is the worst :/. On Tinder if my GF doesn't wanna do what I need her I know damn well someone else will.

>I'm also fighting addiction/depression

>>729975993
I'm already very shy and submissive, i guess i can try to be more girlier instead of my usual tomboyish. thank you anon you have filled me with optimism

>>729975953
I-I'll do my best!

>>729976359
Guy or girl

>>729976359
lol what the fuck

trying to figure out how this can occur without being discovered

>>729976099
>School shooters are pathetic
a theatre it is then

>>729974061
My dick is hard and no where to put it

>>729976316
becuz I'm shy hence why im online

>>729976404
i guess there are still people who do it with the lights off

>>729976266
You are out of your mind!!! 17 an hour across the country where i would end up probably dead or in a whole heap of trouble? I have a daughter I'd miss also and I kinda have a prospect with my neighbor bud making 16 an hour plus per diem. I live in South Mississippi btw

I'm tired of Captchas and going to quit 4chan. cant go on selecting mountains and traffic signs all day, fucking gets annoying.

had a 12 gf when i was 25

>>729976370
if your a single white dude and no kids your fucked for help except medical in most cases... I get $37 a month in food not much help. Im just fucked medically

>>729976404
My mom blocks his view by siting on his face so he don't see me

>>729976509
This.

>>729976585
alright. so i am guessing it's 69 and he thinks she's doing the suck? idk if i could tell if it was an upside-down suck or not... hmm. suspicious.

>>729976099
You sound like an edgy manchild, grow up.

>>729976527
Please mean you had 12 girlfriends, and not a 12 year old girlfriend.

>>729976453
post a pic of your tits with timestamps
you don't need to show your face
wtf are you afraid of? we're all anons here

>>729976453
No one will know who you are. You can do whatever you want online and no one will find out. So tits please

>>729974331
Me too man

>>729976714
of course he means 12

lots of 12 year olds would probably think it's really cool to have an older boyfriend

>>729976391
>i-ill do my best!

already cute and i kinda wanna bang u already

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PN5JJDh78I

>>729976714

no.

>729976787

correct.

>>729976509
kek you didn't get a premium account yet?
you should quit then you cheap nignog

>>729976539
Nah I'm black. If i get that Maccas job I'd be legit happy af. Almost my dream job lol!! Background check should be clean. Just did it in June for my "self employed job" that i haven't been in the mood to do anymore. Ready to flip burgers or whatever they want

>>729976509
Haha. Sometimes i don't even pick all the images and it still passes. It took me 2 months to figure out how to "outline the sign"

>faggot shit

>>729976883
quit niggering, tyrone
das white board
go back to cotton fields, boi

Its 5am and I'm drinking box wine.

My 13 year old daughter walks around the house in skimpy clothes when my wife is away and I don't touch her or have sex with her.

I post in these threads with bullshit secrets I make up for attention from people I don't know nor will I ever meet.

>>729977006
Fake and gay.

I bet all your best friends are niggs and your crush is mixed.

>>729977011
good man

I saw my Moms pussy once when I was 16 and was really shocked at how good it looked, I had no sexual feelings towards her at all but for a 42 yo she did have a very nice pussy.

>>729977011
it's ok to look

i envy you

>>729977011
When was the last time you saw her pussy?

I used to have gay rape fantasies when I was in early puberty
am hetero tho
tried having buttsex with a guy once (we were 12 and 10), didn't turn me on the least bit

>>729977011
Dubs of truth


I like sleeping feet. And thats all imma say

>>729976335
I don't think it's worth it considering I'd be essentially living a lie.

>>729976695
If that's how you feel..

>>729977063
guess again, jig

>>729977109
Last year when her swimsuit fell off.

>>729977073
Any pics? Not even face but feet would be nice

>>729977168
You are an Uncle Tom.

Stop self hating Daquan!

>>729977197
Was she really embarrassed?

>>729977241
*Jamal

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I love eatin my friends fuck. Voyeurism. I've photographed like 5 couples and masturbated around several more. Couples are just so fucking hot to me. I one have a three some with an ex and her current boyfriend and we fuckef each other for hours.

I've also cheated with at least two girls with their sisters or best friends

>>729977011
Yourthe real MVP

>>729977216
Happened like 8 years ago and it was for only like 30 seconds.

my other was a prostitute for a while. no one else in the family knows. just me.

>>729977273
What up, bruh bruhh? There must be 10 blacks on the chan myself including

>>729977256
Yes family was around.

>>729977285
*watcing not eating lol damn autocorrect

>>729977292
I mean like FB pics. I just want a visual

>>729974331
Same. Its stressing and it puts a lot of pressure on my(physical) heart.

>>729977073
sounds like you lingered there for quite a bit
how many times did you fap to that scene later on?
just say it, anon, take it off your chest

>>729975047
Are you in touch with them?

>>729977354
No pics online, she's 50 and has no social media.

>>729977351
good thing you intervened
other than that, your post doesn't sound autistic af
not at all

>>729977539
Well give me a good description?

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>>729977478
She was in a towel and had her legs up on a chair like this, she was talking to me and I couldn't help but stare. Didn't really fap to it to be honest I need visual pron or real not memories to fap.

>>729977617
>>729977539
yes describe her exactly as you're picturing her while fapping furiously

>>729977708
god, i hope you never end up in prison
nice pic tho

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>>729977617
>>729977712
This is pretty close to her but with a lot less sun damage.

>>729977846
Did she know you were looking at her pussy?

>>729977846
hawt
i'd do her

>>729977922
No. I don't think she knew I could see that low as she was on the other side of the table, and I guess she thought the towel was doing it's job but it wasn't.

>>729977999
*unzips pants*
*sigh* here we go again...

also, checked

So, I ended up destroying everything that mattered to me because of a mix of paranoia, and what I feel was justifiable anger.

Being in an online community for a while, I spent a lot of time there. I mean, what else am I supposed to do in the middle of nowhere while I wait for an opportunity to fix myself. That's beside the point. But needless to say I spent pretty much all my times for the past 4 months there. Every now and again a serious conversation would pop up, and every now and again I'd chip in my two cents. Some times I'd be posing an extreme alternative and sometimes I'd be in agreeance with a few other people. But the thing to take away from this, is that I had taken a stance opposing a moderator in one of these early cases. Now I didn't think anything of it, both sides were heated and arguing and it was devolving as things normally do. But as things would come up for discussing
it kept occurring, I'd notice more and more people were told to just ignore me, even if I was agreeing with someone else it was me who was told to be ignored. This is where the "paranoia" comes in, I felt I was being targeted, but maybe I wasn't, maybe I made it all up in my head. Maybe I'm just a paranoid maniac and destroyed everything because of my low self worth. But as the months went on, it appeared more and more like my words were just being dismissed, and that if I had any real stance on anything I was just "arguing to argue". Now you may think, "Well why didn't you just leave or complain to an admin?"

>>729978147
Well, I enjoyed the people there, I was friends with the Mod even. Before I started talking less and less with them of course. And I had gotten into some complicated semblance of a relation with one of the Admins. I didn't want to complain or seem like I had only made the relation to get things from this admin, and I couldn't really complain to anyone else so I just stayed quiet and hoped it would just blow over. I'd post less, and still when I did speak up, I was shot down if it wasn't just something like a joke or sexual innuendo. I started wasting my time making a joke an hour maybe, just watching everyone else talk, not responding to private messages anymore because I was starting to feel pretty depressed over the whole matter. Then as things normally do, everything came to a head when I decided to lash out in anger at one of the other users because they were told to ignore me by the mod. So I had had it, I decided I wasn't going to stop, and I just went over the edge, raging against this user. They didn't deserve it at all, but I was just tired of being ignored and dismissed. I had gotten pulled into a staff room and was told to work it out, I continued to rage and be angry until I called the other user on something stupid and said I was done. I then continued stupid jokes nonstop in the lobby because, I don't know, I suppose I was still angry. I had gotten pulled back into the staff room, thinking I was going to get banned anyway I had decided to just rant and rave about nothing in particular, just blatant insults aimed at no one in particular, all while telling them I didn't care and just to ban me. Sure enough, banned.

That's how I ruined my standing with a bunch of people I truly enjoyed being around. Now is when you call me a faggot and mock me for literally asking for it.
There is also how I ruined my relation ship with the admin in the following few days, but I think this is getting to drawn out.

No greentext cause I'm bad at it.

>>729977073
jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

>>729978147
>>729978166
fake and gay

>>729978102
She had a little bit of hair on top but she was shaved underneath (super smooth) almost shiny, weird but a bit of a turn on to see super definition of your moms pussy.

I caught my mom cheating with other guys and even with an older kid that went to my school

>>729978174
How old were you?

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. then after high school slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

>>729978260
How did she respond

>>729978223
Yeah, I didn't spend a couple minutes typing that out.

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>>729978297

>>729978297
Got nothing to do but lie on a mongolian basket-weaving board?

>>729975647
mom! get off the internets!

>>729978277
I was 15-16, I touched her bit and closest I got was rubbing my cock on her lips and pussy but when she moved suddenly and freaked me out..had a heart attack !

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>>729975493
top kek.
literally cant stop laughing. damn near choked on my gum.

>>729978318
she never found out I knew-I had drilled a small peep hole into guest room, trying to get glimpse of my cousins but ended up catching my mom using the room to fuck guys. I had come home early and thought I heard something going on, and watched her getting fucked a few times

>>729978297
wow, that guy sounds just like me
except he has a (good) job
and a chick to bang
and is good with kids
and doesn't seem to be bothered with the fact that kid doesn't look anything like him

but other than that, I too am an utter cuck

>>729978394
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>729975997
With a hooker?

>>729978628
That message is intended to protect users, not encourage blatant lies.

>>729974061
secret discord for secret people https://discord.gg/ZU2ZTFX

>>729978544
Fuck! You were well advance then I was at that age, just seeing my moms pussy nearly blew my head off but I did grow up pretty conservative. How did her pussy look? How old was she?

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I want to fuck my daughter. Just turned 18. Graduates high school in June. She's so fucking sexy. Pics related.

>>729978782
Too old. You had your chance Gorman.

>>729978782
How many guys has she fucked that you know of?

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My father is cheating on my mother with other guys.
Seen his chats with them, he's on grinder. Arranging meetings and everything. My bigger sister and cousin are the only ones who knows.
I think he's waiting for his dad to die or my little sister to graduate highschool before he tells everyone.
I suspect he has a secret apartment, I found used condoms and a pair of keys I didn't recognize.

>>729975047
jesus. well on a positive note - at least you didn't kill someone. I was in rehab with kids who

>got drunk @16 and hit someone with their car, killing a dad
>got drunk in college, drove, got into accident - permanent brain damage

So I mean - you did some fucked up shit, with some real world consequences. they could be worse.

Don't forget there are parents in this situation - yours and hers, who clearly fucked up along the way.

btw did you fuck her? how much did it cost?

>>729978779
she was 43, she needed to trim a bit more but had some very nice pink lips, not too big, but nice and meaty too

Caught my neice looking at porn with her hand down her pants. I sat next to her and joined her in are special bonding experience.

>>729976977
Kek yeah. I fuck up captcha and it passes all the time. I pick traffic signs instead of vehicles and it passes.

>>729975647
post nudes so we know what we are rdealing with

>>729978945
Good for him. has it occurred to you that she might know?

>>729979016
Did it happen many times? What was the longest time you played with her while she was passed out?

>>729977285
You should be my friend. I would help you to enjoy my girlfriend

>>729977285
>I love eatin my friends fuck.
kinky bro

post pics, green text story

my older sister messed around with me and some friends a few times when we were in our teens, hard not to grin when I see her at family functions

>>729978477
I'm not sure what the others thought as it pertains to letting go of inhibitions and living freely but as I see it if I choose to surpress these urges I will not really be living. It is a fate worse than death to not be able to live life on your own terms even if it is you who is hindering your ability to do so.

>>729974061
I cant help but drink water. I need help.

>>729979268
try vaping your h20 - less harmful side affects, and no social stigma.

>>729974804
M/F?

I have, on several occasion, given my friend a hand job. It's the only sexual experience
I've had and at times it's been more of a happy thought than even
the prospect of sex with a woman. I'm not gay (or at least I don't want to be) but I just feel bad.

>>729979149
maybe a dozen or so times i went in and jerked off to her, only played or touched her a few times, the time she startled me freaked me out and didn't touch her after that

>>729978589
Wtf. She's scared of the dolphin?

>>729979342
this is kind of sad. how old ar eyou?

>>729979071
wait, i was under the impression guys cared more on if a girl had a cute face. what does my nudes have to do with making a guy like me

>>729978520
can't help it son. my feelings for you are too strong kek

>>729978589
probably thought it was a shark? that happened to me when I was little. just saw a fin and freaked the fuck out.

>>729979387
Well you satisfied your curiosity at least.

>>729974061
There was this one night when I got really horny and almost ate the shit that I just took straight out of the toilet. I had a strange feeling that it would've tasted good too. Nose was dipped in the toilet water lol

>>729979450

20 exactly

My stepfather started rapeing me when I was five and it stopped when I moved out at sixteen. Had four abortions during those years.

I never told anyone and he's dead now anyways.

>>729978891
She's had 2 boyfriends. So maybe 2-5? Idk.

I hooked up with my friends mom a few times, not during hs school, after college, older milf could fuck

i cant make a proper sentence it just looks like cringy shit also in the real world im awkward af im so jelly of all of you reading your shits ist like a script i never will get what the fuck is going on in humans brain? if im not human what am i?

>>729978945
Found used condoms? Jesus what? How? Fucking what?

>>729976509
Legacy Captcha in settings works wonders.

>>729975694
lol see this is what happens with NoFap

>>729979522
yeah, I did seem to go for older women as I grew up though

>>729979572
post nudes

>>729979631
I Get fucked up strings of some language I can't understand

>>729979645
So did I :)

>>729979183
Sure I'm shit at this but here goes

>friends with girl at college
>catches me staring down her shirt, takes it as a compliment
>one night me and some bitch are in friends dorm room watcing a movie
>turns into sex
>keep paying attention to friend
>end up getting all of us to fuck on two beds pushed together
>Ivr got a double to myself and offer her the other bed to fuck in while her roomie is in her room
>beat offs hearing them
>one night we're all drunk and I end up fapping watcing them
>laugh it off, jokes I should do it if I'm that horny
>end up doing it again
>becomes a routine
>end of the semester
>she asks if I'd be down for threesome
>dying to do it
>dying to have sex with a guy
>11/10
>I end up photographing her and whatnot as the years go by, it herself nude and fucking people
>lives a good 3 hours away and is always down for me to beat off watching her or let me join in if her BF is open to it

>>729979738
yeah always wondered if it was becuase of that

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>I only like hot sauce because Beyonce does
>I don't love any of my family members except my dog
>I wasn't sad when my grandmother died
>I'd fuck myself using a dildo molded after my dad's peen
>I went through a phase where I routinely masturbated to horse and dog penises
>I condemn pedophiles, but it's only because I'll never be a qt delicate early teen girl again and the preference for that makes me feel inadequate

I also used to mess about with the neighbour girl. We were both like 7-8 and it started when she asked if she could watch me pee.

>>729980557
Yeah did that a few times to with some of my friends sisters around that age, dry humping and blowjobs.

>>729980427
Wanna fuck and be my little girl?

>>729980651
She asked to watch me pee and was so intrigued. She then asked if she could touch me. I let her then asked if I could see her vagina.

We used to ride our bikes around the woods and fields where we lived so we're alone out in the countryside.

She lay on the grass and pulled her panties down and spread her bald little cooch. I can still see it now. She showed me how she rubbed till it felt good. I had a go and I can remember how blushed I went. We carried on doing this for about 3 years till I moved away.

I can still remember me trying to force my little hard d into her while she held her lips open. Didn't actually penetrate but just rubbed my cock between her lips and legs.

I remember when I first shot my load for her, she thought it was pee but intrigued she gave it a little taste.

I still think of her and wonder what she's doing now.

>>729975889
Your right, I hope karma will hit those motherfuckers hard.

>>729975138
Study up and become a master thief. go on the run and never get caught. nobody knows your true name or goal. might as well if thats how youre gonna end up

>>729981295
Waiting for you in that field ,anon

I fap on omegle to much. I literally can only get off to cam porn now

>>729981421
I wish. Her name was Rebeca she was ginger pale and pasty

I have mild depression or maybe severe, hell i might not have depression at all idk, doctors said im bipolar but it doesnt make sense, i am always sad and its usually about nothing, i have an 8 month old child and all i hope for is for him to be stupid and happy. i dont want him to realize how fucked our world is, how meaningless our existance is or how small of a speck in our speck of a galaxy we are. I want to die constantly, any mild inconvienance makes me want ro give up and crawl into a hole somewhere. i dont talk to anyome about it because these fucking faggot special snowflakes make it impossible to actually get help without sounding like a goddamn apache helicoptor.

>tl;dr- I hate everything and everyone and i dont know why.

I was staying with my aunt during a summer break and guess she had thought I had went to bed, heard something going on down in the basement ( I was on the third floor the house ) around midnight- I crept down and ended up actually going outside the house to get a look through a basement window and watched her getting fucked by two guys (one white, other black) blew my mind and load!

>>729981765

Maybe less masturbation and more time for hobby ?

I always think about suicide bcz i'm not happy with my self not happy with what have i become i failed multiple years and wasted so much time doing nothing so in my perspective i'm a failer no matter what people say i'm a kissless cunt who dont talk to girls or any other human afraid of being judged

>>729982113
How old are you?

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When I walk behind someone with a male dog in the streets, I deliberately match their speed and watch the dogs balls jiggle while it walks.

>>729982315
23

I bought alcohol for some teen girls in exchange for the chubby one in the group getting her tits out while I whacked it. I blew on the floor in front of them, they giggled and i left. Was a great day

>>729982475
You were too nice. Flash of the pussy or blowjob in minimum.

I have masturbated multiple times in class to my teacher whenever she wrote on the board

>>729982726
I fucked my kids second grade teacher, kid now gets great reports

>>729982592
I tried for pussy flash but she wasn't up for it. Plus was only for a cheap bottle of cider. I blew hard and hoping to hit her legs but she moved.

>>729981981
How old were you and her? What did she look like. What were they doing exactly?

>>729979625
You're an autism

I think about suicide a lot. Like several times every day

>>729982924
Well as long as you went for the maximum, you can't always score perfect every time.

>>729977011
Respect

>>729982475
Nice pasta.

0046708988545

>>729983109
K

>>729982927
I was 14, my aunt was 41, tall blond, pretty- they were fucking her, one on each end, then switch up, they took turns fucking her while she sucked the other, lot of doggy style action. they fucked her for a good

>>729975969
Get a hobby and start working out. /Fit/ is your friend.

>>729982445

25 here, experience same issues.... tho I am pretty sure everything would be fine because I love music and will continue to work on my craft.

For you I have really honest advice, try to find something that you really love doing and just do it wherever your time permits.... I am actually really new here (4chan), first time to be exact, I came to see some wired stuff to inspire myself for new composition....

people here are wired end most of them experience depression because they are soaked with gore and porn. If you want to be happy, it's better not to visit 4chan or in fact any online stuff, try to talk with new people, they can be your new inspiration.
Good luck!

>>729983087
Not pasta I'm just that same anon who comes here bored at work

>>729975694
Thing is, this is probably true.

I have hundreds of pictures of girls I know from school/their friends & I pretend to be them online, fap to guys jerking off to them and also just jerk off to the pictures myself too sometimes. Every time I see a girls pictures I don't have I download as many as I can from instagram/Facebook etc.

When I was six, me and another neighborhood boy would suck eachother off. This lasted til we were about 13. I'm 27 now married and with a baby on the way, but if he called me up and wanted my D I'd be down. I'm thinking of having a 3some with him and my wife.

I havent told anyone, but i'm not goinh to even try to find a gf. Its a waste of time with chances like mine

>>729984264
sad, me too

I dated a pedo mom for a couple of months

>>729984489
Details plz

I'm a raper

>>729984813
Did you mean rapist or rapier?

>>729984813
Like Eminem, or like Easy E?

>>729984728
She would encourage her daughter to touch herself, mom would walk around naked and say things like this is where you came from pointing at her pussy and the daughter would touch her.

She'd suck and fuck in front of the kid said it made her really horny. Wasn't wrong she would be dripping with grool.

She started asking me to do things, is when I backed off.

>>729984264
>I haven't told anyone
Let's be a little less dramatic next time pal

>>729985001
How old was the kid?

>>729985176
Alright, I guess they already know just from my physical appearance but still they probably think i want one

>>729978297
I'm sorry but no matter what happens with my child I'm getting a blood test done. The doctor will test the child immediately following the birth without consent of the wife because the doctor will be a close friend who has gotten drunk with me plenty of times and understands my caution of everything and everyone.

I showed my cock to my sister in law. Wife left for the store early. I got up and made coffee knowing SIL and her kid would be leaving soon and maybe I just might get to flash her. It worked. I heard her coming down and I stood sideways from her tending the coffee maker. I was in older boxers that were loose at the fly. You could easily see my fluffed cock. She came into the kitchen and I said good morning. I didn't think anyone would be up this early. (my hair was a mess). I was not looking at her and she said something about bringing down some dishes. I looked at her and by that time she had turned away with her eyes big as they can be.

>>729985239
4

>>729986005
Yeah way to young, she was ticket to nowhere.

>>729986005
Man, you could have moved to the woods and lived the pedo's dream life, trained the girl to love you from a young age and fuck like a beast, and the mom liked it too, so you know she would have been down.

>>729981307
Good for you for being a decent person and agreeing with me and not just passing off what these fucking lowlife pieces of shit did. Fuck these faggot punk motherfuckers!

>>729984891
Like eazy E. AIDS and all

>>729986103
Did make me diamonds at times

>>729986150
Live in the woods, fuck that. Yea would have been a fantasy come true

Ever noticed how a child will suck a pacifier in its sleep. Yea expand on that.

My wife has sex with other married women while the husbands watch.

She dresses and acts quite conservatively and nobody would ever guess that knows us in real life.

>>729987529
>The husbands?
Including you I would guess?

I railed my sister once and things have been awkward ever since, but it was 100% worth it

>>729987529
Why no wife swap?

>>729985001
What did she ask you to do?

What was the furthest you went?

>>729985458
You don't need consent for a paternity test.

>>729987499
Woods ain't bad man. You can even live "in the woods" 30 minutes from a small town.
Virginia has tons of places like that.

>>729988290
She was sucking me when she said 'how bout you blow in her mouth? She's asleep'

We went into the room and she took outbreaks kids pacifier that she still had for bed time. I couldn't do it, so she gave me a 'hand' and blew on her chest and arm.

>>729989184
The mom was sucking me

I'm a stalker

I'm building a case against the fbi. They will lose publicly.

i don't have one(

>>729974061
i shot up a mcdonalds for not giving me extra mayo

I really wanna try sucking cock and the only guy who would let me try no longer wants me to :c

>>729979951
Nothing wrong with a little bisexuality

>>729974061
I have complex individuals that only I can see around me. I think they're real but no one else can see them. Most are humanoid. I've seen them for five years now. They tell me to do things, and they talk to me without even being there sometimes. They usually tell me something similar to "Go to a high place and jump, we'll catch you." Its really interfering with my job, my interpersonal relationships, etc. and I'm getting scared. Just today on a hike in the blueridge mountains with my boyfriend I tried to jump off of a cliff...

>>729990589
liar lol

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>>729987649
>>729988039
Correct, no wife swap.

I like watching my wife have sex with other hot women but am not into her getting boned by another dude (pic related)

>>729991683
More pics. Thanks.

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>>729974061
we all have crickets

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>>729991683
I thought it was you :)

I get off exposing a girl that dissed me in college .. I have her nude and post her all the time

>>729991683
Would she fuck other men if you asked her too? Or not her thing also?

>>729974061
Go fuck yourself

>>729991454
Schizophrenic. Talk to a doc.

>>729975229
kek

>>729989792
Mr. Trump shouldn't you be doing president things instead of being on 4chan

>>729974061
I sticked my dick in a steak when I was 12yo.
I remember I tought "is meat, vagina is meat, is like the real sex"
>and it wasn't

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>>729992553
I guess if I really wanted her to she might, but neither one of us is into that.

>>729991683
>>729991683
fucking normie

>>729992672
>>729992672
yes this. please get help while you still can.

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>>729992906
She likes the Vag just as much as you do. Did you do any MFF with her? Any more of the set if you have?

>>729975647
honestly, if the grill asks the guy there's almost 100% chance of him going out with the grill (unless you're fat and ugly)

>>729976180
kik?

>>729988807
I love living in Virginia for that very reason. And the weather. Move to Virginia, Virginia is for l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶s̶ /b/tards

>>729976391
some guys like tomboy grils tho
find our what he likes and do that

>>729993102
We have not done MFF yet. We are older and have kids and don't out to clubs, bars, etc. where we would meet someone wanting that type of thing very often.

Plus, I am still not 100% certain she wouldn't be jealous and I am not willing to risk it because we get along too well.

>>729976819
kek

>>729993005
>>729992672

I don't want to tell anyone though. They said they'll hurt me if I try to tell anyone about them.

>>729993494
I should say that we are looking into a high end escort when we travel to Europe this summer but I have some reservations about it.

>>729975997
boi how

I collect nudes from girls and enjoy sharing them. They dont know and never will (hopefully)

I got 35 folders filled up now

>>729978945
Same here

I dont have the heart to tell my mother though

>>729993675
What reservations? Britbong here fucked plenty £1000 a night escorts. Never had any issues.

>>729993675
Does she have a regular friend that she plays with? How many women has she tried since you have been together?

>>729985528
how old u 2?

I here voices in my head. And they act like I'm the voice in their heads. There's two of them and they always yell at me to do some crazy shit like fucking hookers and doing drugs. I almost gave in once but I haven't done it yet.

>>729993947
I have some OCD type issues.

I get weirded out about STDs, wearing a rubber during a blowjob, what exactly the rules would be, where I should cum, how many times I should cum, what all would be allowed between her and my wife, would a dental dam be involved, do I switch condoms when i go between girls,etc. etc. etc. etc.

I know, I can't help it...

>>729979033
hot

>>729993971
Over that past 6-7 years (how long we have been doing it) she has hooked up with about 5 or 6 girls (I'd have to really think about it).

We tend to hookup with one couple at a time until it fizzles out and then we move on. Right now there is a couple that we chat with on Wickr daily for about the past 6 months or so and they have hooked up twice.

>>729987696
was she hammered or something?

>>729994195
You can normally iron these issues out with the agency or with the girl on the night. Some I've had have regular tests and will do everything without condoms. OWO oral without GFEX girlfriend experience etc etc. And if you have her all night you can cum as much as you like!

>>729994195
I'm a bit like that in general, I way over think things to the point that I never end up doing anything.

>>729994432 Makes sense.

I also get freaked out by the idea that she might have been with someone else on the same day.... Fuck, this guy is 100% right >>729994488

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I once hired a porn star as an escort. It was 4k an hour and I instantly blew my load. I ended up watching her masturbate to BBC porn she did.

>>729994488
Double dubs checked.

These girls are professionals some take pride in knowing your satisfied. If your in a hotel enviorment order some drinks and some room service. Puddings are best for the energy and just go at it

>>729994629
Oh man, I paid $3,800 for the car I have been driving the past 5 years!

You just got the one nut?

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>>729994623
Am a fan :)
So happy to help.

>>729981739
pics?

>>729994697
Wife and I even have the girl picked out.

I have a list of questions that I am going to e-mail to company with. Maybe that will help.....even I don't know what I am going to do.....I am usually quite decisive so this drives me nuts.

>>729994699
Yeah I couldn't get it up after that. Idk why I guess it was just the situation.

>>729993102
>>729994780
Same person? I don't even remember posting that second one.

>>729994861
Bummer.

Oh well, at least you went for it, no shame /b/ro

>>729994912
Yes sir! :)