Ylyl thread

A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the niggers asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping, oft-fucked asshole."

"literally nothing in the world would make me happier." says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean. "But first I need to start a YLYL thread on /b/."

>>729969991
LOST.

>>729969991
Kek

>>729969991
Mentally ill.

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>>729969813

>>729970268
Lost

>>729970591
>my guts are yelling in german

>>729969813
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/531/011/240/

>>729969991
Hahahahaha op btfo

>>729970152
ahhhh the smell of summer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

>>729970591
Fucking lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciLRhKHn50

>>729972569
Nice feet.

>>729972726
Lost.

>>729972442
Lost

>>729972776
Fucking lost

>>729972168
this is too edgy for me

>>729970008
Not real. Thanks, faggot.

>>729973207
Lost. Women can't do anything lol

>>729969813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5BjEvHuLQ

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My own mem

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>>729974111

>>729972508
Lost!

>>729970165
Nuh i don't get it

>>729970268
fuck, lost

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>>729974949
idiot customer doesn't know the difference between the confederate flag and the union kack

>>729975161
Oh ok thanks, that wasn't funny

>>729970165

lost

>>729970591
My sides

>>729973207
And yet Russia, Iran and China can't do shit to any of them or they'll get their asses kicked.

>>729975477
Lost

>>729969991
you should check the expiration date on that pasta, anon

>>729973207
And all of those countries are facing immigrant and terrorist crisis's, aside from the bottom three

>>729975761
shit is faker than the moon landing

>>729970152
>>729970200
>>729971500
samefag

>>729970591
Fucking lost

>>729971833
I hear you fam

>>729972569
Lost so hard I had to put my down, and spent some of that time thinking about what I would post about how much I as laughing but then kept laughing until I had to get up to pee

Posting from toilet

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>>729975741

>russia and iran
>not facing terrorist crisis

>>729974091
>>729975768
>>729971294

These shit "memes" that any fucking 10yo can make are anything but funny.

So fuck off you stupid ten year olds faggots

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>>729971833
>regularly visiting this board

>>729975514
Don't be so sure about that

>>729976658
Not laffing but so true

>>729976658
Cant relate cus ain't no sandnigger

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>>729969813

>>729976610
This is how you spot an oldfag

>>729975898
Yeah it's old old ... it was part of a commercial for hi-def TV's

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>>729976637
Lower than shit tier meme

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samefag

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>>729976990

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>>729977077
holy fucking autism batman

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>>729976637

>>729977179
Did it expire

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join the wonderful world of ylyl/rekt on whatsapp now by clicking this link. https://chat.whatsapp.com/BHvr4WCyUCZ7ozH8rKrVcE

>>729977270
Bye Timmy have fun in the endless abyss!

>>729970268
WHEW almost had me!

>>729970591
L O S T

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>>729974091
NEVER NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
NEVER

>>729973207
>posting the inferior version without poland on it

>>729975741
Yeah lovely paradises those countries too. Russia, Iran, and China. Every day must be like a dream come true.

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>>729977646
poland minister of defence looks like a profesional super villan

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>>729977763
?

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>>729977811

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>>729977811
One billion dollars

>>729975197
No shit, this is ylyl!

>>729977897
>>729977950
I would not fistfight this man.

>>729977950
Macierewicz

>>729977950
he's also a legit freak

NIGGER

>>729978485
really weird choice for a tattoo

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>>729971653

have yall niggers even seen this?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055

>>729978536
Hello. How are you friend?

>>729978573
No. Why do you ask

>>729978572
You have a camera and an iPhone with you to school. Kek

>>729971263
Ded

>>729969813
https://discord.gg/ZU2ZTFX ylyl discord

what kind of shit thread is this?

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>>729978573
See i would say that cant be real but the description is written like he would write it so idk im 50/50 on this shit, good find.

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>>729978871
best YLYL ever

>>729978621
chris chans shirt. Once in a lifetime opportunity

>>729972703
Kevinsano makes godlike art leave him alone

>>729978936
Yeah I'm good but thanks man

>>729979104
thank god it's not a gif

>>729970570
Don't shit on asthma you clown

>>729972644
Is this shit real? I'm fucking impressed, having the balls to submit this to a teacher

>>729974091
>when ur not old enough to be posting on this website

>>729975477
Got me good

>>729979585
I'm hoping that no teacher would ever get "to" and "too" mixed up, especially when trying to hold the highground whilst grading a paper. Sorta lessens their ability to judge the work of others, especially where writing is concerned.

>>729979104
doing squats ?

>>729973207

What's funny is they aren't even having to do anything since all of those countries have their
defense provided probono
by the United States

>>729972569
nice baws

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>>729972776
>hall of cost

>>729980260

God you're stupid.

>>729970008
havent seen this in a while

https://youtu.be/nc02X67hHOQ

https://youtu.be/el5U2tIMVMU

>>729972644
>This font is smaller than the last.

>>729969991
Off by one pastafarai

>>729970054
Lost

>>729975741
Yes, because immigration is a defense minister's responsibility. You fucking idiot.
Also, the top five countries are - by EVERY measurable metric - among the best in the world, whereas the bottom three are fucking shitholes.

>>729979585
Balls nothing. Its just the work of an immature autist.

>>729981651
Don't get it

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I thought it was funny.

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>>729981814

>>729981754
One is amused by this exchange

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>>729977077
What the fuck are you even trying to do
end yourself

>>729981741
the joke is american education

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>>729977811

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>>729972644
This never gets old.

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

>>729982212
I love these fucking taxonomy fails

>>729981741
2 pieces is 1 cut

It took her 10 mins to make one cut

3 pieces is 2 cuts

It will take 20 mins to make 2 cuts

>>729982061
Oh... I see it now. My God. That is cringe worthy.

>>729981741
One cut takes 10 minutes so two cuts should take 20

>>729970054
This just in: George Carlin alive and raping alligators in Florida.

>>729981741
to make one cut took 10 minutes so 2 cuts makes 20 but the teachers a dumb cunt and says cutting a board into 2 pieces = 10 and 3 pieces = 15

>>729971419
signed

>>729978573
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055
the last one who bid is N*****R Nigger?

>>729981354

Fucking lost. Love laugh compilations

>>729982352
I hope, to various gods, that was an intentional joke.
It would be a good one, mixing up "taxonomy" with "taxidermy", as the discipline of taxonomy is concerned with correctly identifying, grouping and labelling things.

>>729983117
Lost

>>729969991

This is probably my favourite copypasta

>>729983117
I'm not jewish but I don't understand this jew/rat comparison. Muslims have way more rat-like traits to me.

Europe out.

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>>729977077

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>>729978573
He's actually going to successfully sell a goddamn shirt for 25k.

>>729983221
In ww2 jews hid like rats.

>>729975161

Which one is the Confederate one?

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>>729969813

>>729972776
Lost

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>>729983375
I never looked at it that way. Thanks, now I feel like a dumbass.

>>729977077
Autism

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>>729970591
One of my fav

>>729981672
>by EVERY metric
except the metric of military power, which is the only thing the picture is questioning

And since when is Albania any kind of prosperous?

>>729976658
Is this some sort of sandmonkey humor?

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>>729976841
that's the joke

>>729981651

Belongs in a rage thread

>>729977179
Young Artorias

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>>729975199
Your waifu is shit

>>729977210
>intelligent white folk practise the rituals of primitive sandfleas.

>>729974111
Noticed that uniformity in last 3 numbers on your post ID and laughed at your collection of 500x566 pixels.

>>729981651
>liberal teachers

>>729983681

Albania is greater nation in world we fuck you shit out dumb man

>>729972703
I can just feel that this is serious, no one would go that far for a troll.
And it makes it so good

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>>729979410
>wheezing intensifies

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>>729983968

>>729983968

You're stretching so hard you may snap!

>>729983980
Albania GDP : 12.92 billion USD

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>729984149

How much monies you make this tweflth month? Faggots

>>729983968
>liberal Professors

FTFY

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>>729969813

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>>729978934
But it's shit so far

Abandon ship, the autistic /pol/cucks have arrived

>>729969991

>>729984284
Literal YLYL

>>729972644

>61%
I don't know about the U S Gay but in Britbongistan that's a genuinely good mark (at college). That tutor must have been a retard.

>>729980260
you'll be happier if you let a professional do it.

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>>729969813
couldn't make it past the second sentence

>>729970268
Classic

>>729975161
Hey was right though as niggers don't know either.

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>>729984249
My country? UK - 2.678 trillion USD, or 2,678 billion. Feels good man.

>>729969991
Typical Nazi. Retarded as shit.

>>729981993
isn't that shit punished by beheading or some other barbaric method?

>>729977291
Decent, didn't lose but not bad

>>729979104
Free Smells
kek

https://discord.gg/Z7uhn

>>729985448
Lost

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>>729984043

>>729983359
>>729982530
>>729978914
>>729978621
>>729978573

Where that guck have you been? For the past week there have already been entire threads to this. Its real; the retard did a video about selling it. And look at the bidders: they're fucking bots.

>>729981651
If you have two choices and you take away one choice, you have 0 choices.

Teacher would not understand this logic.

>>729980260
>
Which is a very female thing to do; don't do a thing for yourself if you can con a man into doing it for you.

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>>729984534
>>729970217
B8 kys nigger

>>729975486
Looking like Marlon Brando telling Superman what's what.

>>729969813
Fuck I lost.

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>>729969813

>>729986984
She had a bottle, that image make's it look like the defender was in the wrong.

>>729986984
Kek I could watch this for days

>>729977897
"I pooped a little"

>>729977077
>Sent from my iFag

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>>729971263

>>729983518
By your logic Nahir would be a Germany

>>729979585
BREAKING NEWS: retard on 4chan thinks only teachers own red pens

>>729984418
In my college you need at least 70%

>>729970570
This picture is begging for a shop more then OP begs for cock

>>729982520
But the piece he cuts in half is presumably half the length so would take half as much time to cut in half, no?

>>729986984
Story

>>729970165
Who the hell wants black "customers" anyway?

>>729971294
nigger-created memes are the worst.

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>>729977646
And USA.

>>729988519
B8

>>729972569
What does the original version of this image mean? I see it on almost all ylyl..

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>>729982212

>>729975199
This is actually cringy...

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>>729986844

>>729970165
I thought shopping was when people with money come in and exchange it for goods

>>729972644
LOST so fucking bad

>>729977091
Noooo!! I lost to this stupid post! Damn! xD

>>729972442
But didn't they get the $10?

>>729978243
OWNED. Still laughing.

>>729969991
This one is going in the book

>>729970165

No joke I've heard a black guy complaining as if the early us flag with 13 stars was the confederate flag

>>729972657
I die everytime.

>>729982483
Underrated post.

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>>729969813

morning!

>>729989819
lele screencaps

>>729975898
Not hard to meet that threshold, since the moon landing happened you tinfoil hat piece of shit

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>>729990201

>>729988114
No, by your logic fluffy would be a horse stable.

>>729977291
All babies come out of the womb looking "white" because there isn't much pigment in the skin from lack of needing it in a pitch dark environment. Black people know this. White people don't seem to.

>>729982359
I suppose the teacher assumes that cutting the paper in half results in two shorter pieces. To make 3 cuts you have to cut one of the two shorter pieces, and the cut will take less time if you cut at the same pace as a whole piece

>>729978688
>thinking this is oc

>>729983254
i miss the days of MJ and peewee telling me to stop smoking crack

>>729986984
>>729987158
>fashion IEDs with glass bottles and M80s
>throw them into a crowd
>wonder why you got decked

>>729985448
Lost

>>729988379
That makes more sense. Here you need 40% to pass. 70% and above is top grade

>>729986844
Lost. Lmao idiot amerilards dying for their country. Fucking cucks had it coming

>>729989672
wtf

>>729983375
Hmm. Funny comparison. Strange how we equate the horrible existence they were forced into with the lives of rats. As if the alternative was better for them. They may be dead, but at least they wouldn't be compared to rats thought. And the funniest part of it all, is we look down upon the creature, but it has demonstrated it's resilience in damn near every part of the earth (thanks to us, no less). They will be here long after we go extinct living it up with the cock roaches.

>>729977880
Don't know why this made me chuckle

>>729984255
That sort of math problem isn't used beyond primary school much less in a collegiate setting. you would know had you gone on to high school

>>729980301
Pile of eagles

>>729987982
thats interesting