Who /oedipuscomplex/ here? Freud was right.

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Had a dream I walked in on my mom masturbating. She sort of looks like pic related.

Have a kid with my mom, so yeah, life is good.

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>>729955505
Happy Birthday Hitler!
Gift of OC Music and video

https://youtu.be/5oHLu6HkDHY

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Need to work up the balls to ask to see my mom naked as a birthday present.

>>729955505
IF my mom was hot probably but my mom isnt hot so no Oedipus complex here.

>>729957496
neat

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Maternal creampie must be incredible

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>>729957674

>>729958266
eh, I grew up in a pretty trashy family and I fucked my mom a few times.

You would think it would be like mindblowing but she was a dead fish in bed and her tits were saggy as fuck.

so my mom fucking experience is would not recommend.

>>729957403
YES
Do that
Then greentext that shit

>>729958512

Interesting. Yeah I would think the whole experience would be pretty mindblowing regardless of body type as long as the pussy works.

Who initiated it in your case?

>>729958581

It's just so awkward to even approach and high chance of things going very south. We'll see.

>>729958707
Mom. She had already had sex with my older brother and I think he convinced her to sleep with me.

Single mom, drugs, no money, strange men in and out all the time. We were high/drunk the few times we did it.

Mom now is in assisted living with chronic dimension so she doesn't remember.

>>729958869
Before found it, get her at least half drunk. I dunno wine or champagne

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>>729959138
>chronic dimension

>>729959138
>chronic dimension
Wtf did I just read

>>729959138
Are you fucking acoustic or something? WTF is chronic dimension

>>729955505
I didnt fuck my mom but I saw her getting fucked by my dad while me and my fiance fucked in the same room. It was pretty cool.

>>729959790
>>729959776
>>729959409

dementia

its called a typo you spergs.

>>729959790
>acoustic
This thread is gold

>>729959903
>can't spell dementia
>spergs out when people point it out

>>729959903
Fuck of appek - apple is a typo but dementia - dimension is Gold nigger!

>>729959138
Pics or it didn't happen

>>729960517
why would I have pictures this was nearly 30 years ago.

My mommy has been the sole object of my sexual attraction since I can remember.

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>>729955505
I dont have any stories personally but when I was in highschool I was on the football team.

For the really good looking guys (of which I never was one) they had some pretty fucked up shit happen to them from their female relatives.

Especially aunts, cousins and little sisters but also moms sometimes.

It was shocking to me but I guess like good looking girls they are so used to women fawning over them that they dont think anything of it.

Anyway the best looking guys definitely hooked up with 1 to all of their cousins from a young age. Most of them had fucked an aunt, usually when they were way to young like 13.

About half told stories of their sisters or moms crushing on them or hitting on them, only a few ever confessed to fucking their sisters none confessed to fucking their moms but Im sure a few did.

life as a young attractive popular teen is literally a porno.

>>729960963

Go for it bro. The lust for your mom's pussy is primal.

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>>729960963
Assuming you are at least half good looking and not a total sorry fucking loser your mom is probably one of the easier lays you can get.

>what??? No way?!

Yes way friend

1. Your mom is a middle aged woman who is horny all the time, chances are your dad and her's sex life is absolute shit

2. You are , most likely, a seemingly better looking version of your dad.

3. The only people women love unconditionally is their children. Your mom would do anything for you.

Seriously, you think I'm kidding but I'm not. Most likely the only thing stopping you from being balls deep in your mom is just the balls and the will to make a move.

Now my mom is not attractive so I have little interest in going there but I have no doubt that I could have her on all fours on the kitchen floor if I felt like it.

Sisters, now sisters are hard; unless you are so insanely attractive that it overrides her mind and turns her into a cock guzzler . Or I suppose if she is like a crack head or something. Chances are sister fucking is out unless you are uber Chad.

Daughters. Once again let's assume you are above average in attraction or this isn't happening. women as we all know are attracted to dominate alpha men. And I'm a young girl's life who is more top dog than a father? And you have the power dynamic of a father daughter relationship. Girls would be more willing to do what you ask since you are the patriarch.

Now if you are a girl it's easy to seduce your dad or brother just make it obvious and be aggressive they are men. Sons might be harder unless you are a milf then it's also going to be easy for you.

in descending order the easiest:
>sister seducing brother
>daughter seducing father
>son seducing single mom or mom in a bad relationship
>son seducing mom
>mom seducing son
>dad seducing daughter
>brother seducing sister (the toughest)

Reiterate: this is only possible if you are decently attractive

>>729960853
Dude she suffered with chronic dimension, she's gotta be like in a medical book or something.

I'm really lucky to have a girlfriend who mommies me basically every time we have sex.

>>729959911
checked and kek

>>729961300

Banging your middle aged mom who has gone through menopause is the safest lay there is too.

>>729961300
So let's assume I'm good looking, how would I approach this with my mom?

>>729962025
vewy vewy cawfully

>>729962025
only in chronic dimensions. but be acoustic

>>729962025
well basically you need to stop approaching her like mom and start approaching her like a woman you want to fuck.

>>729959814
How this get started?

>>729962812
>two years ago
>family vacation to the beach
>annual affair
>we always get fucked up
>second time with my fiance
>For whatever reason we were drunk AF and we started talking about sex life and sexuality and stuff
>One thing led to another.
>my older brother and his wife started making out and stuff on the couch
>my mom and dad did too
>just sort of unspoken escalated until we all were fucking in the living room.

it was pretty hot, we did it last year too I bet will do it again this summer, sort of a tradition now.

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>>729955505
Hot redhead mom.
Full video here: http://nsfwhotvid.blogspot.com/2017/04/redhead-milf.html

>>729963029
How the fiance/wife feel about it?

>>729963239

Lady Fyre is great. Busted may a nut to her mom videos.

>>729963364
she loved it and last year asked if we planned on doing it again. I said I didnt know that might of been a one time thing.

My wife is a bit of a voyeur so the idea of fucking around others turns her on.

>>729963239
best gif evah!! you are trully a craftsman. I'm sure many people will flock to your spammy, virus ridden site.

>>729963509
Any talk of swapping or turning into an orgy?

>>729963509
So you fucked your mom and your brother's wife? Score

>>729961023
lies to be cool.

are you still in highschool?

>>729963914
>>729963975

No swapping talk, Id probably be up for swapping with my brother but Idk if im ready to actually fuck mom.

>>729964560
how is fucking your aunt "cool"

I dont think they are lies, im in my 30;s now

>>729964878
That would be hot.
Do you want to fuck her?

>>729965310
not particularly

although the idea doesn't freak me out anymore.

>>729956732
tell us your story

>>729959256
guilty as charged
i too modify hentai that kind of looks like my mom and masturbate to it

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Think I'm going to just straight up ask her tomorrow if she would [spoiler]take my virginity for a birthday present[/spoiler]

Wish me luck bros.

>>729965445
Pictures?

>>729965827
oh you wont

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op is right
i would love to fuck my mom

>>729965854
lol no the last thing I would need is the world to find out about these little orgies we do.

>>729966036
I'd like to fuck her too. HMU if you want to tag team her

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>>729966189
What's her body type. Is she hot?

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>>729966283
sure thing dude

>>729966426

Generally middle aged, Blonde, a little chubby but not as bad as most middle aged women.

My brothers wife on the other hand is hot as fuck, would love to get a go at her.

That mouth, want my cock in it! Got any nudes? Or just any more!

>>729966548
>>729966873
Forgot to tag

>>729966654
How do you feel about letting your wife get fucked by your brother and/or father?

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>>729966873
still havent found nudes but i got plenty more

>>729967023
Id be fine with it If I get to fuck my sister in law.

Its a fair deal.

Im not a cuck or anything Its not like id get off to her fucking other men, but im willing to let it happen to fuck my brothers wife lol

>>729967080
Bikini shots?

>>729955505
isit messed up if i have an electra complex and like the idea of dating older men and calling them daddy?

>>729967194
Damn she does sound hot. And your wife? How hot is she?

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>>729967333
middle, this is from 4 or 5 years ago though right wen we first met.

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>>729967234
no swimsuit shots, could get any last time we were on the beach

>>729967458
Damn she's nice. Got any of your sister in law?

>>729967313
not at all
its just more rare for a girl to be attracted to older "dad" type of guys

>>729967458
your wife is hot man
you sure you are not a cuck ? lol

This thread needs stories

>>729967649
eh I just had that saved in my reaction folder so im not going to go search through facebook, but my sister in law is hotter 10/10

>>729967748
im sure.

>>729967080
Keep posting, she's so hot

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>>729955505
Wish my sons had an Oedipus complex, I would love to have them take me after a swim match.

Pic very related.

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>you are supposed to get a women when she is fertile and young, breed her turn her in to a milf, then you have a milf and passed on your genes = win (+you are no longer a neet living with your mom perving on her)
>fucking kids and their insta gratification lifehacks just wanking to their mothers


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women (WHO ARE NOT RELATED TO YOU), no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
http://www.nhs.uk/news/2009/01January/Pages/Masturbationprostatecancer.aspx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iWY_Q3pqlI
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

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>>729968014
ok man
WWYD to her

>>729968159
Fake and gay

>>729968159
post a pic of yourself

>>729968174
Does jacking off actually reduce the testosterone level?

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>>729968396

>>729968236
I'd love to get tie her to bed, and eat her pussy till her legs stop working!

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>>729968544
Fucks it right up and you kids in puberty stunt your development of brain and body.(and dick growth)

>>729968607
Faker and even gayer

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>>729968689
nice
last pic got to go now

>>729968715
Yeah I've heard about the 7th day peak but even your graph show it's only temporary

>>729968861
wait dude! any swimwear ones?

>>729968861
Thank mate, I'm saving her. Got a name?