Just bought a dildo. Trips decides what i do with it.

Throw it out and buy a horse dildo

>>729921252
return it

>>729921252
Use it to stir pancake batter

Give it to a random stranger.

>>729921338
>>729921343
all purchases final.

>>729921252
Return it and say that you don't like pink in the stink

>>729921252
Hide it in a time capsule. Maybe wait for a grand opening somewhere.

>>729921469
>making up rules as you go
No wonder you bought a dildo OP is always a faggot.

Spend 3 hours bouncing on your boys dick

Stick it on your bumper and drive around with it.

cum on it

>>729921252
go outside
throw at first person you see

>>729921252
throw it out

Anal Stuff

>>729921252
throw it at family,
post vid

Gift to your mother

Give to your mother

>>729921252
throw at mother

>>729921252

eat it

shove it down your mother's throat

>>729921252
Maybe try fucking yourself with it faggot.

>>729921252
hit your mother with it, repeatedly

Throw it away because you're not a degenerate fuck

>>729921252

use it to paint a picture. become an abstract artist and grow rich

>>729921252
you bought a dildo without a specific plan for it? Can confirm op is a faggot.

Shove it in your peehole

nothing.

throw it away

send to a friend

>>729921252
Use it, get it covered in your shit and ass blood, put in the dishwasher when it's full of clean dishes

hide it under your bed

>>729922349
This has to exist already or you're a genius

>>729921252
Stick it to your front door from now until Monday.

use it as a door stop

stuff it in your throat so you suffocate

show it to your family
when they freak out scream at your dad
"i learned it from watching you dad! I learned
it from watching you!!!"

>>729921252
Walk next door and give it to neighbor

leave it in the public showers at la fitness

Post a webm of you using it

put it on the sidewalk

flush it

Sell it on eBay !

give to shia

show it to your family

>>729922778
Bitch

walk around your neighborhood asking people
"how does this thing work?"

drop it in a river

donate it to a charity

>>729921252
Grind it all up and smoke it all in one giant joint

Get a better dildo

Compare it to your own hard cock, then stick it in your ass.
Pics at all steps.

>>729921252
The obvious thing. Stick it in your ass, faggot. Take a picture of it in your ass with timestamp.

>>729922888
WINRAR

>>729922888
well shit. winrar.

>>729922888
Fucking useless that sad

>>729922888
what a waste

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>>729922888

Throw it away

>>729922888
OP after you get the better dildo,
>>729922936

>>729922878
Rolling for this

give both dildos to charity

>>729921252
give it to your mom

>>729923060
This

>>729922349
Already done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkCM9R-p-5k

Put them in the trash

Cut the suction cup off of it.

>>729921252
Take a photo of yourself shoving it up your butt, or at least so it looks like you're shoving it up your butt, and send the photo to a female. Post results to relieve us of boredom.