Ask as guy who works at kfc anything

>>729914114
Are you a nigger?

Have you every shoved a freshly fried piece of chicken up your ass?

You guys serve rats?

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would you suck down a hefty log of Andy Sixx's?

Imagine feeling it slidding down your throat

>>729914114
Are most of your customers niggers?

>>729914200
as a matter of fact i am not

>>729914114
Would you actually recommend eating KFC?

>>729914201
as a matter of fact i have not

>>729914114
If white people don't eat fried chicken, then what the fuck do they eat?

>>729914219
No (i think)

>>729914114
Do you like fried chicken?

>>729914233
Guzuntight

>>729914114
Do you serve watermelon along with fried chikkinz?

>>729914323
Hell no go to Popeyes it's much better

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>>729914114
Popeye's has better tasting chicken fuck KFC

>>729914245
Where i work it's actually a lot of old white people

>>729914495
>>729914532
Mah nigga!!!

>>729914338
Actually a lot of them get the mashed potato bowls

>>729914532
Chicken with them redbeans and rice. Mmmmmm

>>729914481
Uh uh

>>729914381
Not anymore

>>729914114
What are the highest and the lowest your place has to offer in terms of quality?

>>729914114
Why does my stomach hurt? I know it's not because I ate shitty fast food

>>729914925
Why don't you like it anymore?

>>729914114
how hard was it to tell your family that you're gay?

Popeye's for chicken, Hooters for wings. If I can't get Popeye's I'll take Churches as a second choice. KFC is my last resort.

>>729914114
Is your pay good?

>>729914933
I'd say the worst quality item is the pickles you get with the spicy chicken tenders
The highest quality are either the biscuits or the fries because those are the freshest

>>729914114
What exactly do you do at KFC?

>>729915042
Working around kfc food (which is low quality anyways) and not being a huge fan in the first place really takes it out of you

>>729914114
Would you rather eat at KFC or at McDonald's?

>>729914963
Google, mate

>>729915128
$8.50 an hour
So not really

>>729915188
I work the packing line
I put the food in the boxes/buckets and call out your order when you dine in

I used to be an assistant at KFC. Pays around 30K a year starting out, 401k, health benefits, vacation days. It was nice except for the 50+ hour work weeks

>>729915285
Kfc. Fuck mcdonalds

>>729915360
Do you get free chicken? Had a friend that worked at BK untill closing and I would pick him up at night, he would have a bag of burgers and fries

>>729915493
Not that I'm aware of. The most i know about is we get a free drink while on the job. Ive never worked closing hours, I'm mainly working opening hours

Is it true that niggers are especially fond of fried chicken, or is it a myth?

>>729915779
I'll pay top dollar that it's true, but where i work it's all old white men

>>729914114
Do you know the "chicken" you serve is mostly hyper-processed unhealthy shit?

>>729916122
Of course, there's no way this shit's organic/ good for you

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What was your weirdest customer interaction?

>>729916265
Don't really have a lot since i work packing line, but two examples i can think of are:
1. On my first day while i was supposed to be trained, i had to handle a catering order which is like 35+ 3-piece chicken tender boxes
2. This one guy needed so much fucking ketchup on his burger. The cunt was dripping down the sides of the burger with ketchup. It was actually insane

>>729914114
On average, are your customers fat?

>>729916555
Yes. About a 75/100 ratio of fats to healthy normal people. It's disgusting

How are hygiene standards at your place?

>>729916713
Our location is actually fairly clean, I'd know because every five minutes im wiping down assembly counters. About a 7.5/10

>>729914114
Have you ever had a customer make a scene?

>>729916948
Luckily, no.

What's the most sold item at your KFC?

>>729917243
3 piece chicken tenders or the mashed potato bowl

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>>729916498

>>729914114
What's your favourite dish?

>>729917472
We're coming out with a new sandwich called the zinger which we got to try before we sell it. It's wonderful.

>>729914114
Have you ever tried sticking your head into deep frying oil? If not, can you do it? Stream it too

>>729917668
Hard pass, thanks though

>>729914114
Has there ever been any accident involving the deep fryers?

>>729918011
No

Gonna need you to put the phone down and go drop 4 hennys, OP.

>>729917323
How much do they cost?

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>>729918116

>>729918424
No idea, $3?

>>729914114
Do you get along well with the other workers?

>>729918790
I don't talk to them because they're disgusting so yeah kinda

>>729914114
How many niggers do you see at KFC?

EGG ROOLLZZ

>>729918889
About two every other day. Like I've been saying it's in a weirdly white neighborhood

I worked at one for 5 years and worked my way up to supervisor and was essentially a second ass. manager.

I liked it until we got bought out by a bigger franchise with a fucking dickhead idiot regional manager. It was super chill and fun before that happened.

>>729914114
Nigger to whi boi ratio on a daily basis?

>>729919415
Mostly white

>>729914114
Why did KFC get rid of honey bbq chicken, the one good thing in life?

>>729919597
It's okay. We still have honey. We still have bbq sauce. We still have chicken. Make it happen

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>>729914114
Tell us the story of the fattest person you served. What was ordered?

related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Jpnx7VjjU

>>729919822
It's not the same, though. It's a sad ghost of the bliss I lived beforehand. Now I have to go to Izzy's with 50 Mexican families.

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What is the meaning of life?

>>729914114
How long have you been working there?

>>729919934
I remember it so vividly, dear anon.
There was this one middle aged fat, couldn't have been older than 50, couldn't have weighed more than 250, couldn't have been taller than 5'8" . She ordered a 20 piece, four biscuits and two mashed potato bowls.
>she was alone, didn't bother to dine in
We assumed she might have been saving up leftovers

>>729920403
The zinger sandwich, coming to a kfc near you

>>729920597
Got hired about a month ago, been in 12 times

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>>729920798
I'm so excited.

What other 4chan boards do you visit?

>>729921326
/pol/, /fa/, /s4s/ (rarely), /fit/, /ck/, /mu/

>>729914114
Do you have any pets?

>>729921895
One dog

>>729921970
Do you have a picture?
What breed is it?

>>729914114
How old are you?

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>>729922286

>>729922418
Old enough to work at kfc

Do they serve livers

>>729923578
No, but fried chicken livers actually really good and a high source of vitamin A

Certain kfcs have them

what's the secret formula?

Hey I work at kfc too. I hate cleaning out all the god Damon friers late at night when all the other bastard cooks won't.

>>729923898
Breading

>>729923898
Chicken

Aquatic science technician, 31.50/hr

>>729923990
>>729924026
NO WAY! THAT'S A LIE!

>>729923934
>pack line revolution

>>729923578
I think we do on Tuesdays but I never work that day since it gets busy as fuck.

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Here a nephew revealed it to a newspaper

>>729917606
>zinger
Wut... we've had this in the UK since forever. Yanks don't have zinger burgers? how about spicy zinger burgers?

>>729924266
>WE'RE EXPOSED BOYS, LET'S BAIL

>>729924456
Zinger burger? That's just the spicy chicken sandwiches right? Just started those Monday.

>>729924456
We're getting the zinger any day now, i forgot the release date

>>729924546
Nvm

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>>729924546
We've had these in the UK for as long as i can remember...

>>729914114
why are you such a faggot?

>>729924564
Do you have "Big Daddy" burgers? It's basically the same as the zinger, but with bacon, cheese and a hashbown

>>729924731
I work at kfc

Lol here in canada we had the wicked zinger for awhile now its good n spicy

>>729924778
Yes we do

>>729924667
Do you guys like them? We had them in the States before but no one liked them. They changed something because they're good as shit now.

>>729924784
yes but why are you such a faggot?

>>729924917
Because i work at kfc

>>729924838
Idk how popular they are in general, but that's usually what I get if I go there (was is pretty much never, I'm not a big fast-food eater). It's good imo, nothing amazing but it's not bad really.

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I prefer Domino's

>>729914114
KFC is shit and you know it

>>729925759
Yes i am well aware that kfc is shit. I much prefer Popeyes

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>>729925531
Hey

>>729914114
Taz?

What time is it where you are?

>>729926155
No, kfc.

>>729926212
8:00pm

>>729914114
Are you American?
If yes, which state do you live in?
If not, where do you live?

>>729914114
Oh man, a guy that works at KFC. With whom I can ask anything! This is great, I mean this is really incredible. So, my man, what's it like working at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

>>729927291
Yes, the northwest

>>729927357
It's okay

Do you believe in God?

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>>729927666
>do you believe in god?
>666
>mfw

>>729914114
Why are livers so high there? 5 bucks and change for something that is usually thrown away?

>>729927666
checked

>>729927666
OH NO

>>729928059
I've never seen liver sold at my location

>>729924975
Yeah man but why are you such a faggot?

>>729928194
maybe it's because i live in the South, Thanks anyway OP

>>729914114
Why haven't you taken a bath with a bunch of plugged in electrical equipment yet?

>>729928583
Why haven't you come on down to kfc to try the new spicy zinger sandwich which is now available?

>>729928776
gottem

>>729914114
When do you guys serve livers?

>>729929107
We do not serve liver at my location

>>729914114
Where do you work?

>>729929259
Kfc

>>729914114
What kind of food is at KFC?

>>729929347
Chicken liver apparently

>>729927666

Why do you want to know that, Satan.

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>>729914114

is the leaked 11 herbs and spices picture accurate?

>>729929510
The weird thing is i was never told what the spices were, other employees have said it's accurate though

Zinger and spicy Zinger sandwiches were literally trialed where I lived 5 years ago. They are the best thing you have.

Does nobody on here care about Bojangles?

>>729930100
I haven't even heard of it until just now

>>729927666
With those digits you better hope he is m8.

>>729930100
It's not as Popeyes or church's, but better than KFC. It gets relegated to backup backup backup fried chicken.

>>729914114
>>729914114
This has probably been asked before in this thread but what is the new KFC gold campaign all about?

>>729931625
It's basically chicken tenders with a honey bbq spicy sauce. It's okay

>>729931625
Honey mustard bbq sauce*

Ever banged anyone at your work place?

>>729932261
Everyone at my work is old and our fat and crusty, so absolutely fucking not

>>729932426
And/or*
Shit

If you decided to quit and do whatever you wanted, what would you do on your last day?

>>729914114
How many dicks can you jam in your mouth

>>729932616
Piss in the fryer for sure

Whats your fetishes?

>>729914114
is georgia chicken any good

also why cant i get chicken by the piece, shit they try to make me pay for sides

>>729914114
hey man, im glad you made this thread. so the other say i went in and tried a meal with the new "nashville hot" chicken strips. when i ate them, they were just drenched in this black oil. what the hell is it?

>>729933177
Hypnosis is a huge one for me

Georgia gold chicken recipe?

Do you make $8.75 / hour?

>>729933450
You can it's just uncommon not to get sides
The Georgia chickens overrated

>>729925508
Thin crust sucks way hard.

>>729914114
Whats a real good way to get banned from 4chan?

>>729933465
The sauce is a dark red, almost burgundy. No idea what the fuck you ate I'm so sorry

>>729933653
8.50

>>729933786
Be naughty

>>729933999
Give example other than kiddie porn

what do you recommend to eat there?

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>>729914114
don't you mean Wendys?

>>729933525
Normal chicken strips, Georgia gold sauce, pickles

>>729914114
>ask as a guy who works at kfc anything

This is a very cryptic thread.
All the normies are completly missing the point.
Fuckin KYS, normies

>>729934131
The go cups, has a little bit of everything

>>729919175
hehe... ass manager....

>>729922733
i like your dog

>>729915114
Hooters wings are the worst

>>729914114
>Ask as guy who works at kfc anything
Where can I buy a bag of that seasoned flour?