Help me not fuck this up /b/ Dubs decides

>/b/
>not fuck up
You serious?

>>729902368
you already fucked up by elevating her self esteem

French bitch?

>>729902529
This guy gets it

Also roll for "Ay bby u wan sum fuk"

>>729902584
Kanye fan

honhonhon suck my baguette

>>729902644
Winrar! Lemme smash!

>>729902368
i want to eat you out

>>729902529
/thread

>>729902368
How was your day? Simple question you will go forward from there

>>729902644
Could be a good counter to the fuck up he just made.

>>729902749
Virgin detected

>>729902749
Boring.

What nationality are you op?

Basically ask:

"Hey do you have "Your Nationality" in you?"

and after she says No:

"You want some?"

Tell her you like men

>>729902781
That's what I'm saying... Bitches love that straightforwardness

SEND BENIS!! XD

Tell her, "I'm gonna take you out to smoke crack under a bridge with hobos. After that glory hole time"

OP is kill

>>729902644
>>729902722
>>729902799
I'm sure you'll deliver, OP

Dick pic. Doesn't have to be yours.

Send her the lyrics to Ignition by R. Kelly

does she have a femininpenis or are you just wasting my time op?

>>729902368
Don't be a fucking pussy
Post >>729902644

u shouldnt reproduce with her. she is boring and her iq isnt high.

>>729903503
This

>>729903638
What the fuck took so long? Damn son

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>>729903638
Kek OP lives!

Im on tender, your on tender, we both know what this is. Let's fuck.

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>>729903786
>tender

there is a rare pepe in my pants, help me free it

>>729903638
You ruined all for these guys on 4chan you dont even know...you are retard

>>729903899
Hahaha winrar

Do you do number 24?

>>729903786
have been on tinder but not to be fucked

>>729903638
address?

>>729904038
eoll roll high

>>729902792
I bet you never talked to a girl before neckbeard

>>729904078
rollin

>>729903659
>high IQ people are always autistic 'intellectuals' with no friends my fedora told me so

>>729904068
Shit OP you might wanna get another bitch lined up... She may take 6 days to respond again

>>729904038
rolling

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send this

Let me pinch your cunt

>>729904107
Kys faget niggerino kekkeroni

>>729904068
ask for her interests besides fucking around

>>729903965
yea that what I thought. But if he just want to fuck that the way.

Send a picture of yourself OP

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>>729904181
Saved it. Have this in return

>Would you be willing to walk my dog?
And then in the next msg
>I call my dick a hot dog.

>>729904239
Rolling for this

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Here ya go

>>729904377
fucking winrar

>>729902368
I bet she is disapointed.

>>729904467
>>729904377
If that line didn't work, OP, try the dubs one

>>729904467
But you're not just any girl

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>>729904377

I have a really small pen15 but it's pretty 1337 if you tug on it enough

>>729904596
I apologize. I jam wery smoked. Stoned. Fuq

op dae liver

Include me in the screencap senpai

>>729904586
ouch... White knight is out

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>>729904377

I have a rare strain of terminal aids that can only be cured with your big tits. Help me overcome this

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I think she's liking it

>>729904467
you lol'd. And you know what they say. If you can make a girl laugh, you can fuck her as well.

>>729904742
I wanna tie you to a streetlight and dogfuck you in front of a crowd

>>729904742
"what kind of line do i have to place on the table to get your attention?"

>>729904742
fucking kek

>>729904742
Ahah no she is not! she is just polite thats all

Send her the entire John Wick script

>>729904877
FUCKING FZCJUBG KEK

>>729904877
YES FTW

>>729904877
Are you shitting me

The only line here is from my heart to yours

nigger?

>>729904888
I would be willing to call you a hot dog

The only line I like is coke

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>>729904877
WINRAR

would all fit into tinder tho

>>729904956
Cause you're a sexy bitch

It worked on the last 2 bitches

knock knock
who is it
my balls

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>>729904888
op i got a nice one

>>729904956
rolling

>>729904888
checked!!!
"tell me what turns you on."

>>729904918
>>729904920
>>729904931
>>729904964
I'm glad to see that my suggestion is appreciated

>>729904964
*wouldn't

>>729904888
She is politely asking you to stop

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>>729904877
Yasssss

>>729902368
Do you ever scratch your asshole and then sniff your fingers after?

>>729904956
>>729904986

Funking do this

>>729904709
lmao why would he put nothing in the screen cap

>>729905016
this

>>729905086
rolliingngg

Send me pictures of your feet

End of the line boys, she unmatched before I could copy the script

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send this

>>729904877
Win!

>>729905236
This

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>>729905236