To all straight anons, if you were offered $80,000 to have sex

>>729893366
No I'm not poor or gay

Probably

Hell yeah I'd do it. 80 grand. 80 fucking grand, you kidding me?

>>729893366
$80,000... Guess I have my price...

>>729893366
I'd do it for a few hundred what the fuck do you mean 80,000

>>729893366
ye. it's just pain for 30 minutes and 80000 is pretty nice

>>729893366
Yeap. Easy choice.

$80,000 is a lot of money. I'm not poor by any means but that would pay off both my vehicles and all my debt.

>Would become a faggot

>>729894265
you wouldn't become faggot. you would become a prostitute

Not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

I couldn't suck their dick, I'm way too sloppy for that. I'd be embarrassed.

It's an interesting question. What is your lowest price? Think about that... What's the lowest amount you'd accept to essentially become a gay prostitute? Lol...

it would be more gay not to fuck a guy for 80,000 dollars if you were poor... except if it's a nigger everyone knows niggers have aids

No BJ's, but yes. Then I'll just pay 5 k to this nigger I know to kill him.

i would agree to it then just rob the fuck when i get there aint no cock touching me but my own

>>729894265
>I'm not poor by any means but that would pay off both my vehicles

Having to finance your vehicles. Not just buying them outright. Ok poorfag

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Is it taxed?

I'd do it for free

>>729895197
You are a bad negotiator.

>>729895197
fecal fiend shitstain detected

>>729893366
I'd do it for half that.
>student loans paid
>credit card debt gone
>down payment on a house

>>729895018
Oh, please. Most people finance their vehicles you tard.

>>729893366
and of course. I'm bi and 80g is 80g

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>people would ask where you got all the money from
>live rest of your life knowing you're a prostitute

>>729895511
it says "to all straight anons" though. that's like being "gay anons, would you bang a hot chick for 80k?" "hell yea, i'm not actually gay so i totally would"

yes, easily

>>729895691
Ohhhh I missed the straight anons part. I'm a chronic skimmer when I read. My bad.

>>729893366
Shit id do it for less

>>729893366
150k and turn off all the cameras and other such devices hidden all around this room or else I sue you.

>>729895882
this

>>729894265
>I'm not poor
>pay off
>all my debt

nigga you are in the negative and you aren't poor. nice logic there, buddy.

80k for 30 mins
2,666$ per minute
Fuck yes I would

>>729895318

Probably but always wanted to suck a cock.

Plus I love getting anal from the missus, so that's not an issue for me.

>>729893366
ofc, 80000 for 30 mins of shame, totally worth it

$80,000 isn't enough.

It needs to be a life-changing amount, like $2,000,000.

I'm bi but dickgirls disgust me; I'd do it, though can I close my eyes?

Shit for 80 thousand, I'd do it in public. But only if he bas built like an an NFL lineman and hirsute.

Nah.

Maybe $800,000 I'd consider, but I already own an apartment, a semi-detached house, and a cottage.

$80k is not enough for me to be gay.

>>729893366
I would but I don't have that much money

>>729893366
Would the fag be good looking?

>>729895018
Yeah cause everybody just has 45 Grand laying around to buy a fucking brand new car or truck cash

>>729893366
yes

>>729894132
He meant straight guys, not fags.

>>729897036


I guess nobody is straight then.

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>>729893366
I aint gay but 80K is 80K

>>729893366
For $80,000, you could post that shit to the interweb and have my wife and grandparents watch......

>>729897139

^
Truth be told.

>>729893366
sure, if he didn't mind having sex with someone that has a vagina

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>>729893366
only if furry lion or rabbit

I'm not gay, but for 80K I have to think about it.

>>729893366
Yep, sure would. I'd strongly consider it at $20k.

Hey, money's money. I could do a lot of shit with that.

>>729893366
Do I get more money if they can tell people?

>>729893366
I've already done it so where is my $80,000?
I don't quite understand why there seems to be a separation between anti pc and homosexuals. I understand that what is considered pc is constantly changing at the hands of a few retards but most lgbtq people, at least the ones i know, are the most anti pc people out there. I think the people doing it for attention are the people that make a huge fuss but the people who actually feel different don't give a shit because they are so different from societal norms that they just have never cared.

>>729897240
tits or gtfo

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>>729897561

>>729893366
Yes, $80,000 can buy a lot of guns. Hell, it could buy a boat.
As long as he's guaranteed STD free.

For $80k I'd even do it if people knew about it. $80k is a lot of money and any of my friends that wouldn't also do it for $80k are idiots.

This thread proves that everyone is bisexual.

>>729896749
>Valuing your hetrosexuality for that much
Faggot

i'm poor as fuck and want to fuck with a man anyway at least once

so definitly yes

>>729894147
it's not pain, it's a nice prostata massage that will make you cum :)

I'd do it for $1k

In a second, yes sir.

I'd do it for a kiss from the said man and a pack of m&m's. Yea, I'm gay before anyone asks.

>>729898741
this, anything 1k or above, no more than 1 hour

I ain't gay but $80,000 is $80,000

>>729893366
I would do it for less than a thousand mate

>>729899598
Deal ;x

>>729895047
This. It'd be about 40k for me after taxes.

>>729893366

>$80,000

>I'd do it for a bottle of rum and a pack of smokes

>>729894666
Sloppy is key. Now get back to suckin, head queen!

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>>729896911
This

If he's a Jared Leto looking motherfucker I'll skip the condoms AND swallow his load

>>729894666
> straight guy
> self conscious about sucking dick

Pick one faggot.

Hell yeah! Never tried it so don't knock it til' you try it right? Worst case scenario? I get a shitload of cash and i'll hate myself. Best case scenario? I'll get a shitload of cash and notice i like it! Win/win

>>729901963
That's the only man I'd let nut in my mouth

>>729902017
not him but i am also straight and would be self conscious

gross though it may be i would indeed care if it's good for him because i generally care if the assistance with which i provide people benefits them as they expected, whether it makes a difference in the reward or not

for example if my task were to bathe a fat slob who is too fat to bathe himself

and the price is whatever

if i do this and i hurt him, or i don't get him as clean as i could have, and i still get that reward, i'd feel kind of disappointed for his sake, the fact that i disagree with his lifestyle doesn't much enter into it

same deal here

Son of faggotti kys

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>>729893366
I'm trying to find someone right now to do it for free
80 grand just making a good thing better

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>>729893366
80 grand sure.
Shit I'd do it for 10 grand.

>>729893366
Yes, I would do it for much less, but I won't argue w 80 k.

Fuck the $80,000, I'll do it for free.