If you could kill one person without any consequences. Would

I would totally take that opportunity. I wouldn't mind killing someone from a third world country who has nothing to lose. I've always wanted to execute someone with a hand gun so I'd probably just put a bullet in their head and unload the rest of the magazine into their corpse.

myself

>>729893024
Myself

>>729893024
George Soros

>>729893024
OP, then myself. with gun

>>729893319
George Soros.

>>729893278

now this answer requires me to first roll and smoke my evening joint. I will come back to this.

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>>729893024
I'd kill OP by keeping dicks away from him.
He'd die of starvation

>>729893024
Donald Trump, I'd kill him by drugging him with Colombian Devil's Breath, then convince him to cut off his own face. Just like in Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal. Then I'd have him slowly stab himself to death.

>>729893024
>Would you do it and who would you kill? And how would you do it?
Donald Trump. With a Barratt 50 cal at one of his rallies, in front of a stadium of his supporters
>I can dream

Jessica Nigri after torture.

>>729893970
If trump is the one fucking person you'd want to kill you might as well just kill yourself.

Faggot

4/20 for making me reply

>>729893024
Yes, George Soros. There is a lot of ways, I think first cut off his genitals and forced him to eat them, next a bunch of deformed traps raping him in the ass, mouth and the injury in the genitals for days, to end some kind of scaphism with a lot of parasytes

Ex-wife, and with a machete.

>>729893970
>>729894060
>Donald Trump

so edgy and random lolxd

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I would and won't regret killing Mauricio Hernandez Lopez that fucking stupid who always was trying to hang with mi girl.

>>729894142
>If trump is the one fucking person you'd want to kill you might as well just kill yourself.

That's cause he has no idea how much worse Mike make America 1950 Pence will be when he becomes president after Trump's death

>be me
>can kill 1 person, no consequences
>no consequences, this is important
>wait for oppertune moment when it actually suits me
>days go by, months, years
>when suddenly...the job interview of a lifetime
>only you and one other person fit their profile
>both in waiting room to get called in
>door opens
>"Hello Mr. AboutToGetSeverelyFucked, please come in"
>the moment, it is here, it is now. do it.
>"Before you continue, one moment please."
>go absolutely, completely, utterly ape-shit on Mr. SeverelyGettingFucked.
>breaking everything in and on his body with mostly my fists but don't be surprised if there are some kicks, knees and heatbutts.
>10-15 min pass
>"I'm very sorry, Mr. SeverelyFucked is indisposed at the moment."
>"Not a problem Mr. JustFuckedSomeoneSeverely, please do come in"

>>729894429
What are you fucking 12

>>729893709
George Soros

>>729893024
No, nomatter who you kill, there is another person like that to take that persons place.

If it was 5 billion people i might go for it.

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If you do it right, there will never be consequences...

>>729894429
salty AF

>>729894614
Dude theres not a noticable differance between 5 billion and 7.5 billion people.

>>729894603
My man. Kill the filthy money hoarding Yid

>>729894397
>so edgy and random lolxd
No, that would be for those who want to torture animals.

I'd kill everyone who trots out tired clichés while thinking they're being original or ironic

Why would you kill George Soros? At least you should choose to kill Alex Soros in a black neighbourhood and make it look like a robbery gone wrong.

>>729893024
Probably Trump or Erdogan.

>>729894505
kek, you meme master. make more green text storys!

>>729893024
Absolutely. There's an ex-business associate of mine that I would torture. I would keep him alive in a dungeon for a long time. I'd have to figure out a way to make it possible for him to kill himself when it got too much for him. Making him make that decision would be satisfying.

>>729894505
yeah but if you're trying to hired as a result of that, that would be a consequence, so hypothetically in keeping with op, you couldn't get hired.

>>729894845
yes there is

>>729895224
>hook up to lethal injection
>give him the button
>????
>profit

ITT: a bunch of autists who think killing one person would make a substantial difference to the world/system.

My gfs ex bf with a tub of acid in a heartbeat

>>729894397
Trump is the biggest danger to the World right now, so it is pretty logical that people want to see him gone.

>>729893024
No i would not, human life is to precious to me. The only time i would or could kill is when protecting my own life or the life of someone i love or care about.

>>729894845
So there is no noticable difference between being broke and having 2.5 billion dollars right

>>729895507
contradictory.

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>>729893970
>>729894060
Are Donald Trump jokes trendy at the moment?

>>729895701
I don't think they were joking and I agree with them.

>>729895505
> is the biggest danger to the World right now

you're one of those, huh?

>>729895124
good choices, I'd consider Duterte as well.

Angela Merkel

>>729895790
One of who? Sane people?

>>729895935
She'll be gone soon anyway. Schulz has got this.

>>729895999
trisp of tru

>>729895783
I'll rephrase it then, is being edgy towards Donald Trump trendy at the moment?

729895999
Another german detected. Yes Schulz has to die

>>729896076
There was nothing "edgy" about that. He's a danger to world peace and international relations.

>>729896179
No he has to become chancellor. He's the only viable choice.

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>>729893024

Drowning her.

>>729896201
he's a danger to faggots and cucks

>>729896076
Now that hes dropping bombs and russia is condemning the actions, it makes sense for people to be upset. North Korea tried to provoke him into bombing them, and if he didn't have people to tell him not to he probably would have.
Trump is either going to start world war 3 or set the necessary events in motion for WW3 to begin.

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>>729896076

>>729893024
Lars Ulrich or Axl Rose

>>729896303
Nice "argument"

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>>729893024
yes

>>729896201
Yes there was. I'm not even from the US and I see the sjw faggots being edgy and making shitty jokes about him all the time its pathetic, his your president, don't like it? Stiff shit faggot

>>729895952
no, one of the people who has been programmed into believing that a president is anything more than a figurehead. intelligence agencies run the show in the U.S., they have for almost 60 years. corporations, banks and oil cartels run the world.

it's pretty naive to think that any one person has anything close to enough influence that getting rid of them would make any real difference at all.
the 'problem' is systemic. leaders such as the one of whom you speak are symptoms, not the disease.


the stage for current geopolitical events was set over 20 years ago.

>>729894064
Y tho

>>729896550
You're implying that someone was being "edgy" and making jokes when people were dead serious.

Also he's not my president. I'm German.

>>729896337
Don't get it, a rock house? Hahaha

>>729893024
Fred C. Koch. I'd drown him in a pool of oil for buying U.S. politicians and protecting his money while destroying the earth.

>>729894429

If you lost out to that skinny alpha beaner puta, then you need to just forget about getting any pussy ever.

>>729896647
>dead serious.
Tuff as fuk.
If your German why do you care? Sjw

>>729896616
I know that he's a retard who is easily manipulated. That's the biggest problem.

He executes what the people manipulating him want. A smart president would not do that.

>>729896316
It'll be fine, take off your tin foil helmet.

>>729893970
Sounds reasonable.

>>729896616
I wouldn't go as dramatic as this but yeah the president doesn't have all that power that idiots like
>>729895505
think he has

>>729893024
Pewdiepie, he's a faggot, blunt force trauma

pewdiepie. just to see the media fee. also he is annoying as hell

>>729896805
Better a retard than an evil cunt as a president tbh fam

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>>729894429
kek, well memed

honestly i'd kill some muslims. I fucking hate them all.

>>729893024
yes... adam sandler... everytime

>>729896776
I like how you're going ad hominem all the time with right wing meme words.

I care because his politics affect Europe as well.
We have huge trade relationships that both sides depend on and are in a military alliance.

>>729896935
Sanders should have won tbqh.

>>729896670
yeah lol XD

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>>729893024
Kellyanne Conway. Repeated beatings and rapings.

>>729896998
Okay tin foil helmet, take it easy

>>729894060
Funny. The other candidates want that type of weapon banned. Trump doesn't care. So you want what he allows to kill him. Please kys you edge Lord tit. There are many other people in the world more worthy of death than trump

>>729896670
Okay, nice 1! :)

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>>729893024
The Kagan and Soros Crime Families.

>>729896805
you don't know shit. again, presidents have no real power, and haven't for decades, they get inaugurated, shown the zapruder film as a reminder of what will happen to them if they don't follow orders and that's it...

it's as if you people think ronald mcdonald is the ceo of mcdonalds...

Well, there are always consequences. But no one, now. The only person I've ever really hated died of a sudden heart attack a few years ago.

>>729897102
There we go with the ad hominem again.

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>>729893024

Kim Kardashian. I'd slice off her giant ass and cook it up on the grill and make her eat her own fat ass. Same with those titties. EAT YOUR TITTIES YOU VAPID CUNT. I'd my Kylie Jenner watch and I'd tell them that Kim has to go because all you dopey cunts are fucking niggers and are an embarrassment to the superior white man. Then I'd probably lose it and jack off all over Kylie then punch her in the face. I'd push that faggot Bruce Jenner off the side of Malibu Canyon, him and his fucking dress and high heels. But I'd make him go pay big money to the persons family he killed while he was gaying it up on his cell phone and ran into the back of that other faggot. I'd make Bruce show me his tits and cock. I'd laugh like I was watching the Three Stooges then push him off the cliff.

>>729897162
You know that as a fact? Can you prove it?

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>>729897091

>>729897297
How hard did you cry when he won the election?

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Cruise missile as he is fucking is Asian ladyboy.

Then send the bill to China and tell them to pick a better leader this time.

>>729897162
>it's as if you people think ronald mcdonald is the ceo of mcdonalds...

This may be the most accurate representation of /b/ that's ever been recorded in the history of 4chins.

>>729897103
name 3

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>>729893024
I would kill my college. Always take my shifts. Is a general dick about it. Otherwise he is quite the nice dude. But considering he is a bit of a dick and I could get full time instead of shity part time from it hell yeah.

>>729897410

God I'd fuck her so hard HOLYSHITTTTTTT

>>729893024
everything has consequences , mind gets damaged after hitmaning

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>>729897443

>>729897424
Still ad hominem. You're boring.

>>729897297
Wasn't an ad hominem, your just going crazy dood your being dramatic

>>729897528
Learn to read... No consequences.

>>729897533
Calling me boring is an ad hominem.. Calm your tits baby boi

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>>729897488

>kill my college

>>729897565
He was calling me names because I care about international relationships. How is caring about that being a "crazy dood" who's being dramatic?

>>729897632
I didn't imply it wasn't.

>>729897659
Because your getting upset, it'll be fine! :)

>>729897644
English is not my first language. Would Alluhakbhar my old college aswell though. Just a bunch of SJW retards. *colleague

>>729897706
Hypocritical cherman detected

>>729897659
>>729897706

You 2 faggots shut the fuck up and go get a room. God damn.

>>729897755
No worries mate. As long as you're not a filthy Islamic terrorist.

>>729898157
Nah man I live in Sweden though so I almost live in a state of Islam. Got to go though got work in the morning.

>>729893024
why even ask. hardest part would be choosing just one... so many ppl to hate and small animals just dont do it for me anymore

>>729895680
>contradictory.
Its not like i would sit idle when someone tries to kill me or anyone i love, i do not have that faith, sorry.

But i would never kill or hurt anyone just to kill or hurt anyone. Human life is and the prosperity of my fellow humans is worth a lot to me.

>>729898094
Two comments from the same guy

Soros.

>>729898266
I choose YOU!

I guess I'd do it, kinda want to know how it feels to take a life. Don't think it'll feel good at all since I felt awful about killing a frog once. I'd kill a fucker from the Islamic state responsible for their executions either with a hatchet or .45

>>729898380
whatever, like we all havent thought about it before. i just took the extra step. besides, i just watched a rekt vid where some dude chewed up a mouse pup. im sure thats worse than stomping a kitten

>>729898266
If you're killing innocent animals to try and fill that void inside you, then maybe you should consider professional help or suicide. Seems like you're mostly a leech on society that won't help progress anything for the better

>>729893024
Depends, am I allowed to eat some of them? Would I have enough time?

>>729898584
I just came here as soon as that thread died. How are you brother

>>729898725
fantastic! bout to take the not asian person but fuck it i can chew a mouse pup to death challenge

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>>729893905
Underrated post.

>>729898592
to answer seriously i know the leech comment makes everyone feel better bc someone who is "morally depraved" should live like shit

but i have a fuckin doctorate... and blood lust

>>729898335
your first post is still contradictory, when people say stuff like this it's just virtue signalling/moral high ground/self righteousness, just comes off as self centered and narcissistic. not many here care.

>Human life is and the prosperity of my fellow humans is worth a lot to me

let me ftfy: *Some* human life and the prosperity of *some* of my fellow humans is worth a lot to me.

only 'some' human life is 'precious' to you.
not a big deal, but you shouldn't stay in denial about these kinds of things. not everyone is equal, its harsh but that's reality.

we are physiologically programmed to only truly care for a very small (as in a tribe) number of people.

living in a modern industrialized nation and upholding the value of human life such as you do is hypocritical, because of all the exploitation and suffering from which your society benefits/exists because of.

>>729898858
I guess I prefer you doing that over stomping kittens.. happy hunting anon!

Hang myself

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>>729893793

>>729899126
i saw a meme that said if u could kill someone with sex would u fuck em and a person responded with id masturbate

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>>729898266
>>729898989

>>729898989
If you're serious and it's a major in which helps the world in some way then I guess there's a way you can justify/make up for your torturing and killings. But I think if you're smart enough for a doctorate then you're smart enough to know that there is something seriously wrong with your mental health

>>729893024
if sjw yes
id chop it into pieces alive like a true brazilian

i would kill anybody, i don´t care if lose something or not, i just do it with a knife is more intimate, i want to see the life run out of the body

>>729893024
>If you could kill one person without any consequences. Would you do it and who would you kill? And how would you do it?
I'd kill your poor comprehension of the English language.

>>729893024
James Comey because he's a crooked fuck.

>>729893196
the third world don't have people with family?

>>729899362

doesnt feel wrong to me, tbh i dont get why people give a shit about animals in the first place. as far as i can see animals just things, people are things... and things naturally get destroyed.

and yea, my field is getting criminals out of jail (lawyer). rapist, murderer, robber, w.e. the guiltier the better bc i will work out a fuckin amazsing deal if they dont get to just outright walk

Trump

Don't care how, just do it

So many fedoras are getting violently tipped, this is the edgelord thread.

>>729899938
A big challenge none can do it just fags here

>>729899057

You could have simplified this post and just typed "I'm a shrewd, unhappy little bitch"

>>729894429

your girl is sucking him off, kid.

>>729893024

not a gj with thread's title,op.

>Describe the perfect murder

BonusTrack
>Who is that sucka?

>>729900791
*>dat

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>>729893024
FUUCK soooo many possbilities , it's hard to choose. But after re-thinking this , i would like to kill George Soros , mostly becouse he's a fucking vermin , and a gas chamber should be VERY souitable for him , fucking jewish vermin

>These retarded crybabies saying Trump because is a danger to the World or other dumb shit

The founders of the Frankfurt school would be proud of you, good goy pets

Yeah I would shoot someone who bullied me in school

Killing without fearing consequences is just what the scum of the world does.
No thanks.

>>729894429
I bet she already fucked him

>>729893024
Hillary clinton. Id put a marshmallow on a fishing rod, make her eat it and ask her questions. If im not satisfied with them i would allow the marshmallow to dissolve in her stomach acid and then slowly start reeling up the fishing hook -- puling her asophogous with it.

>>729896647
>Also he's not my president. I'm German
You've been our territory since the end of WW2.

Vladimir Putin. I would be charitable, and allow him to expire from natural causes.

>>729893024
Soros

>>729893024
Donald Trump.
Because it would finally get people to stop bending over for Marxists if he were assassinated.
Pence would be president at the same time.

>>729893024
My own mother, gun to the head

>>729896263
Retarded?

>>729893024
A random dude who's driving a gigantic truck on a busy freeway.Would magically give him a stroke.

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>20-something year-old first-worlders talking about politics
you stupid fucks aren't rich enough to make a difference
please chill the fuck out and enjoy life

Myself in the messiest way possible inside my enemies house

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I'd hatefuck her to death.

pffft you fucking idiots talking about killing soros, your life would still be sad. I would probably kill nobody cus my life is wholesome lel

George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and >>729897475

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>>729904484
im 22 and i make 25$/hour and i have 160 000 in values + a decent sum of a few K in my bank. im doing better than a lot of the older people i know

Kill me baby http://steamcommunity.com/id/neverknowsbesthuh :3

Id rape a 14 yearold and slit her open and climax as they finally bled out

>>729897024
Sanders was fucking sellout, his economical plan was impossible, and he was basically preaching communism.

>>729897603
so theres also no death you dipshit

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>>729893024
TalcumX Shaun King. Pay a bunch of niggers to gang rape him while calling him a honkey and cracka, then set him on fire and say, "now you'll be as dark as a nigger"

>>729897024
jill stein shoulda won but nobody knew who she was cus americans are all fat pigs who only care about whats on tv

I can think of one monster to hog tie, dose with massive amounts of acid and a bit of gelsemium and then kick into the biggest fire ant nest in Dixie.

Anyone with a large amount of cash money or something extremely valuable I could sell.

If there's no consequences might as well set myself up for life too.

>>729906863
Anyone truly worth killing will have large amounts of wealth.

>>729893024
I would say my girlfriend bitch mom but she has cancer and is gonna die soon anyway thankfully

My fucking mother, for beating the shit out of me and my siblings every fucking day until we all eventually gotten taken from her. I owe that bitch one.

>>729893024
if not, I must ask, how much would you pay ?

>>729894397
You're in a thread where people talk about who they want to kill.

>>729893196
Yeah like people in the 3rd didn't have bad enough until some hurr durr westerner came along to get off on a borderline psychopathic fantasy.

The Correct answer would have been a middle to high class white junkie who had every opportunity to make something of themselves but chose to party and be consumed by recreation. Especially one from a country that has a strong pension system, good NHS and too much understanding for junkie oxygen theives

My Ex, because she's a lying, cheating, gold digging bitch

>>729897366
You need help

>>729909386
No he dosent