Hey /b/ my budget is $900 cash. How can i make my death as news

Mercilessly advertise the livestream where you will do it. Then actually do it.

>>729887999
What service / method do you suggest?

>>729887999
the digits don't lie OP

Break into a zoo and fuck a lion

>>729888143
Live on YouTube say it's a food challenge in the video title

>>729888143
A brutal shotgun to the face

>>729887792
Do it in a school.

>>729889564
If i could get a shotgun, i would do that in a heartbeat. But i cant. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>729887792
Bungee cord hanging off side if Trump tower?

>>729887792
set a bunch of people on fire with a flame thrower then set yourself on fire

>>729887792
Shotgun in pooper

facebook live feed, run into a police department with a gun.

>>729889808
do it op

this one's easy OP.
>Buy a plane ticket to Baltimore ($500)
>buy some rope ($12)
>buy a ticket to the 400 level ($15)
>rent a somewhat cute looking hooker and bring her to the game ($150)
>make sure you're both wearing lots of orioles schwagg ($50)
>sit way up top in the front row of the 400 section. nobody buys those tickets so you and your hooker friend will be alone.
>casually tie the rope around the front of the grandstand
>When hooker asks what youre doing, say shut the fuck up youre a hooker nobody cares what you think
>tie the other end around your neck
>at the 7th inning start dancing and kissing her
>get on the "kiss cam" when they put you on the JumboTron screen in center field
>as soon as you're on the screen, hurl yourself over the front and hang yourself infant of 20,000 fans and millions watching at home

>>729887792
Cheap pistol, extra mags, ammo, bus fare and the high score at your state capital building.

>>729890123
fucking kek

>tell local TV network that you're a famous street magician
>david blane if youre black
>david copperfield if you're white
>tell them to nationally televise your big trick
>construct water-tight box with 10 foot walls
>put garden hose inside and turn it on
>drop two cinder blocks and some rope inside
>tie your legs to the blocks while the box slowly fills with water
>wind up drowning on live tv

>>729890123

>millions

>>729890123
kek and check 890123

Threads like this are gay, OP needs to confirm his fucking method so we can keep an eye out in the media.

>>729890445
That is not a get, you faggot

File: bruhhhh.jpg (4KB, 250x140px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 250x140px

>>729890123
>infant of

>>729890123
>>729890318

Same fag, no one read all that shit.

>>729889677
Why can't you get a shotgun OP? Where do you live?

>>729890523
>>>729890445 (You)
>That is not a get, you faggot
I decide what is a get or isn't a get newfag.

>>729887792
Well it's 420, so buy as much weed as you can and try to be the first person to OD from smoking too much

File: cringe.jpg (2MB, 1836x1446px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1836x1446px

>>729890615
>>729890523

>>729890678
literally impossible BUT
might be able to die if you IV bho into your bloodstream

File: hgjyfyf.png (6KB, 459x155px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 459x155px

>>729890555
Fuck you nigger

Advertise and livestream on youtube, it will be all over the news and everybody will talk about it

File: fish.png (383KB, 351x703px) Image search: [Google]

383KB, 351x703px

>>729890123
>shut the fuck up youre a hooker nobody cares what you think

>>729890516
Op here. I'll start a new thread in a couple of days once i decide my method and get any needed materials. While there are some good ideas in here, right now im leaning towards a simple hanging on a livefeed.

>>729890795
Yeah, there's no way he could smoke enough. I'm not sure if the LD50 for THC is even established. BHO injected would probably cause a clot or something though and the news stations would probably pick up on the "New Marijuana Heroin trend" kids are on because OP

File: 1455928303623.jpg (55KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x500px

>>729890615

>>729890523
6 consecutive digits. 1 in 100,000. Good get.

File: dumb-shit.jpg (10KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 250x250px

>>729887792
make a bunch of posts on twitter about how girls only go for assholes, then go to the closest university and shoot up a sorority. disguise yourself as a pizza/weed delivery guy on a party night to get in the door

>>729887792
Make sure to blame something that the media really hates like Videogames or something.

>>729887792
$100 on a /b/ tattoo on your forehead
In bold text
$100 on petrol and glass jars
$200 on high grade Coke
$500 on a gun of your choice
Go shoot up a group of niggers while screaming I did this for trump and live stream to Facebook until you get shot and kill

>>729889871
Bump

Make a homemade bomb
Blow up the HQ of your local news broadcasting service or something

>>729890989
Use code word "nope rope" in the next thread so that we know it's you

>>729887792
goes skydiving removes parachute in air
now kys

Depends on where you live. If merica, a decent AR is only 500-600, a decent AK is only 600-700. Pick one up, spend remainder on ammunition and magazines, crash your car into a crowd of people/your school/workplace, get out and start shooting as many as possible. Just make sure to an hero or make a cop shoot you.

Or, spend even less (300-450) and get a used bolt action hunting rifle with high power scope. Drop about 100$ on ammo, go to nearest big city and spend remainder on high floor hotel room. Make sure it overlooks a busy street, start picking people off

Buy cheapest full power rifle (308, 30-06, etc) at own shop. Should be a pile of shit, hell even a nugget would work, spend rest of money on buying as much binary explosive (tannerite) as possible. Stop car in middle of freeway, threaten to shoot anyone who approaches you. Make pile of tannerite, shoot tannerite and blow self up when news helicopter gets there

Drench self in gasoline, walk into busy street. Climb on top of nearest car with someone defenseless in it, take shit on car. Start screaming passages from your favorite religious text (bonus points for the Torah) if you're feeling homicidal wrap someone random in super tight hug and light self on fire. If not, just light self on fire and run screaming

The most fool proof method would be to call in a bomb threat to the News and once they were en route call the police. Use either gasoline or tannerite method.

>>729892509
OP here. I like the tannerite idea. Any idea where i can get my hands on some?

>>729892509
Spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, didn't you?

http://tips.fbi.gov/

>>729892715
Tannerite can be bought at lots of big name outdoors stores, like cabelas, sportsmans warehouse, bass pro, etc. I think you can even order it online in some areas.

If neither is accessible, it's just ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder. Lots of recipes for homade versions online.

you don't really need all that much, 1-2 lbs would get the job done but it's cheap so why not be spectacular?

Can also be combined with gasoline and diesel fuel for an even bigger explosion and fireball.

>>729892841
It's OP's last chance to make an impression on the world, of course I did.

>>729892715
OP, tannerite guy here. Roughly what area's news should we be watching in case we don't hear from you again?

>>729887792
Put the money in a bank account until it grows through accumulating interest to $10,000. Then rent a plane to crash into a landmark.

>>729887792
Shoot a 70 something nigger in the head while on Facebook live then run from the cops for a few days while posting updateds online threatening to kill others. Then go to McDonald's for some tendies where they will recognized you. Eat your tendies while they call the cops. When the cops show up shoot your self

>>729893913
Kek

>>729887792

>Buy a rifle or shotgun
>go to the downtown part of your city
>start poppin off rounds into people
>news crews sure to come

File: IMG_20170420_000725.jpg (69KB, 937x924px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 937x924px

If/when anyone sees this livestream/ video, put it on bestgore.com, it's decently popular and easy to access

>>729893374
Central New York / Syracuse area. But ill start new thread when i have stuff all set to go with code word "nope rope" in it

>>729887792
>buy razor wire
>make razor noose
>get in place
>superglue hands to head
>jump off table with hands stuck to head
>decapitate with head still in hands
>????
PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU PULLED YOUR OWN FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!!!
>profit

>>729887792
>Buy a shotgun and buckshot
>Drink a couple of pots of black coffee
>Eat as much nasty fast food as you can( Taco Bell, White Castle etc.)
>Drink and eat even more
>Go to some really nice public place preferrably carpeted
>Right when you can't hold the shit in anymore, strip completely naked
>stick the barrel of the shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>Shit and brains everywhere
>?????
>Profit

Razor wire noose, hands glued to head

>>729887792
Become beloved by millions and then kill yourself on live television.

>>729890123
good plan anon, 10/10

>>729887792
But why? why not just give the crap about anything and just live. Who cares, its your life, live it like there's no tomorrow.

And tomorrow do the same thing allover again :D.

>>729890989 < OP
>>729890123 <best idea