If you don't reply to this thread your girlfriend will leave

Gdbsjsbsisbsibsoalaia

Fuck off faggot

Let's see what happens

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She already did

>>729877212
hmmmm

no risks, roll.

>>729879171
Is it because you didn't post in that last thread? Or did you fail to follow through after rolling?

>>729879256
So close

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This could be you if you roll trips

>>729879306
Nah it was because I said the wrong things and wanted to go drinking with my friends, but posting or rolling may have turned the tables

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>>729879444
And this could be you if you roll dubs

>>729877212
Eh, the hell, Rolling.

>>729879499
>>729879444
Are you a wizard?

>>729877212
Yolo

>>729877212
Eat a dick

>>729877212
>my girlfriend

youre funny

>>729877212
rolling so I can pretend I'm still with her... Damn I miss those cuddling sessions fml

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>>729879444
It's gonna be you anon

>>729877212
fine

>>729877212
hava nagila oy vey

>>729879672
Done. She said yes provided I ask her father first. Now I have to ask her for the threesome. Do I text that as well or wait until we are getting high after class?

Rolling for dubs or I'm out!

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>>729879444
>>729879499
Those gets

MOAR

Goddamn that is beautiful.

>>729879764
Don't step on the glass too soon, my son. Savor that moment like it's your last. Might as well be

>>729877212
rolls for lols

roling

I hate these fucking threads. But I'm trying to talk my gf into a threesome with one of my former fuck buddies this weekend. So let's roll.

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>>729880051
Try again.

gay

>>729880132
Come to think of it, no. My bad. Ok fags, if you have to ask your boyfriends if you roll dubs or trips. Same rules apply.

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>>729877212
long shot but, sauce?

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Rollin

Fug

well, rolling then

rol

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>>729877212
jokes on you, i just killed my gf

>>729880051
>>729880122

Ok, one more roll since you got dubs telling me to try again. Threesome with a curvy latina, here I come!

Lemme smash?

>>729877212
I have Never seen a pic like this. So mich Peace and Freedom.

Not if I leave her first, ayy

>>729880266
Kek

woohoo

>>729880305
Keep rolling. Unless you don't love her. Then don't risk it.

roll'd

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>>729877212

Reply

>>729879444
>>729879499
what the fuck?

>>729877212
Why do these threads exist

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>>729880527
Not so fast, kitty

Fuck

I feel like you might be a dweeb op just saying!!

Dubs and I'll ask out this stripper I work with.

>>729880695
Dweeb or not, she said yes. So what's your excuse?

Though to be honest I've been promising to marry her once she graduated college anyway.

>>729880475

Oh, I love her more than anything. Going for that threesome instead of the marriage proposal though. Not opposed to marrying her but we've only been together for a year and it's a bit early for a proposal

>>729880706
Stripper you work with? Story? Also do it anyways.

>>729880769

Goddammit a 69 has to be a good omen! Fourth and final roll.

Yes.

>>729877212
ah shit nigga

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>>729880769
An entire year? Anything over 6 months is officially a long term relationship. It's not like you just met. She's waiting. Don't make her mad

>>729880827
The gods say you're rolling for the wrong thing.

Fuck it

no way

>>729877212
Roll.

Gay

>>729877212
LETSSSSS GOOOO

>>729880886
>>729880920

Fine. I just told her about the thread, one more roll. She said she's hoping for trips. I reminded her that by default, trips are also dubs. Here we go......

>>729881133
yea boooi dubs

Snuggle titties.

ok!2

so tryhard

>>729877212
sauce?

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>>729877212
My girlfriend already left me...

jokes on you girlfriend already left me

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>>729881170
Just say you rolled trips. If you don't she's going to be sort of upset. You got her hopes up. You idiot

Ain't got no grills

>>729881667

Lol, goddammit! That cracked us both up. Here we go. Last time for real, we have an appointment and have to get going.

>>729877212
But I don't have a gf.
And I'm not interested in a threesome or marriage.

>>729877212
give us some salsa man

>>729877212
roll

>>729877212
Already asked. Duh.

>>729882031
Which half?

Kys

J>>729877212
Sauce?

>>729877212
Ggg

rollll

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>>729877212
those giant tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHLu6HkDHY

>>729877212
:(

>>729877212
Rollo

role

>>729877212
k

>>729877212
roll

>>729883333
Wow. Now you have to do both.

k

It's worth a try :( She already wants to leave. Make her stay /b/

>>729883497
You misunderstand. We can't make her say yes. Also if she'd leaving because you haven't asked then you should either shit or get off the pot.

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>>729879444
>>729879499
Anon did you just ?...

Oh and joke's on you, asked a hoe out yesterday night she said no

wat..

>>729879499
>>729879444

This thread is magic. Better follow through on your rolls. Everyone. There is obviously a magician in this thread. OP is a witch

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>>729879444
>>729879499

>>729877212
Rollin

>>729880206
I got you fam, let me finish this game of siege.

>>729882561
>>729881947
>>729881290
>>729880206
http://www.freeviewmovies.com/video/75856/tanya-and-marie-making-lesbian-love

>>729877327
fuck it, I'll roll

>>729877212
Replying faggot.

jokes on you i dont have a gf

rolling bowling

wouldn't mind locking her pussy down

>>729877212
I wish she would leave me

>>729884895
Then ask her. You don't need this thread to tell you to. This is for the pussies too afraid to do it but also afraid she will leave.

>>729877212
FUCK YOUUUU

>>729884985
Then you messed up by replying. 5 more years Anon.

>>729879444
>>729879499
dude

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>>729877212
ROLL

Nigur

>>729877212
dirt nigger

>>729877212
huyijfghj

>>729877212
Rolo

>>729877212
I want my girlfriend to leave me

>>729885377
Well now you have to ask her for a threesome. That could work. Or you have a really good time. Hard to say

>>729877212
fuck you

>>729885420
She fuckin never allow it.... But yeah I oils have some fun if she agreed

Fug

>>729877212
I refuse to reply

>>729885420
You got 420.... You gotta smoke her out bruh

>>729879499
>>729879444
what anime is this from?

>>729885485
You might want to show her this thread, but say you're a different guy who rolled dubs. Not the one who wants her to leave.

420 blaze her ass

>>729885588
Three dubs in that. You're destined for a great night.

>>729877212
I wanna marry her so hard

>>729885561
Comic book. Not animated.

>>729877212
id ont rave a girlvriend

>>729877212
Fuck you OP.

>>729877212
trips incoming

>>729885703
You never needed our permission to ask. Good luck. Post results here. Get her a rock if she says yes. Make it a giant lab grown one. It will cost about the same because it's hard to grow one that big, but no blood diamond stigma.

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>>729877212
she already left me

asshole

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>>729885094

Ayo

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>>729886754

>>729885717
know the name of the comic?

>>729886840
Nope

>>729877212
rall

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>>729879444
>>729879499
4+9 =13

Witnessed.

k

>>729877212
Better reply.

>>729877212
okayyyy

>>729887166
yusssss!

fuck nibba

do you mean this dubs right here?

>>729877212
rollerino

>>729877212
Kay

Fuck off

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/BB8B5FF

Gay

If quads you have to ask for a devil's threesome.

>>729877212
what if i dont have a gf

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Roll

kys

>>729877212
Chdhfhdhdhd

>>729879444
Fuck off

Well let's give this the old college try

>>729877212
The fug. Rolling.

Trips leads to dubbs

Rrrrroooolllllll let's see what happens

>>729877212
roll!

Wat

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>>729887847
Why you mad?

>>729877212
r-r-r-r-rooooollllllll

>>729877212
oh man

>>729877212
roll

>>729877212
If only i had one to begin with, amirite

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>>729877212

Testing

>>729877212
Pls no

>>729877212
But i don't have a gf.

>>729877212
plz no

>>729877212

>>729887903

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>>729889111
Well I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that you came to the wrong neighborhood. The good news is that if you have a girlfriend you have until tomorrow to ask her to marry you.

>>729879444
ayy.

>>729877212
ok ill reply cause things are shaky over here

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>>729879444
>>729879499
This guy's wedding night

>>729879566
Wh- This thread... It's... MAGICAL.

Let's see

>>729879444
>>729879499
Witnessed

>>729877212
Pls no

>>729880421
kek

Fug u

>>729877212
ok

Is there a roll for getting a girlfriend? Say if I roll quads, would that acquire me a wife from nothing, waht does quints do? Five wives? These are the questions.

>>729877212
k rest in peace

>>729877212
Bet I ain't getting left today

>>729877212
Will I get a gf if dubs or higher?

>>729877212
No

>>729877212
sauce?

>>729891113
It's in the thread

>>729877212
Fuck you, I'm just starting to get slightly superstitious.

>>729890613
Only if you take the initiative to ask a few girls out over the next month. Spread it out though. Also go to bars with live music and stay until closing at least twice in the month. Bring good weed and chat a couple girls up when the bands on break.

Well, better get rollin

>>729891347
Thanks, for the advice. Apart from the weed I'm pretty sure I can manage that.

>>729877212
lets try why not pls singles

M8s why... Roll

rawl

>>729877212
rollin''''''''

>>729891627
I'll allow it. But only one beer per night. Weed is the only acceptable drug. You can't be all sloppy drunk or high on speed.

>>729877212
Roll

rolle0

>>729887257
No

implying

ROLLING FOR THREESOME

What

>>729890275
If you roll quads you have to do both and quint's means you have to ask out another chick behind her back. This isn't for single people. It has no affect on you. Unless you ask my magical ass personally for a girlfriend and I feel like it.

>>729877212
rollin

oh god please

>>729877212
Hsbdjejidbwudbsifnqplcbmsoqnfkxbsiejdicnwoenckxnslwpefi4iw8rjcixjdmo2i59ehfbckdjj4idie992ifbfu dijridbdjej djsjhdhdbshebdhbdjwjdhdhjejsjsjshhsuejdusjjejsiwjdhhdjwhsuhehdhshshhs

>>729877212
rolling nig nog

>>729877212
reply

rolleroll

>>729877212
rollup

Rolol

sigh

>>729877212
ha

dammit

Reroll

>>729894961
You can ask her without rolling for it.

>>729877212
Dhd

>>729877212
roll

>>729877212
I will roll.

>>729894857
Because you don't have one? Ok, walk outside your dorm right about, now. Go.

>>729877212
Fuck, fine. I'll roll.

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>>729877212
rolling bois!

>>729892741
You do not have to roll for that. Just go ask her. You only have to post to avoid her dumping you. The threesome was always a risk.

>>729877212
roll!

don't leave me yet boo

>>729896475
rollan dubs for 3way

>>729877212

gotta get rent paid

>>729877212
don't do this to me man, her and I had a fight before we went to bed. I don't want to lose her, I love her

>>729877212
Rolling.

>>729877212
rolling

Rollin and rollin and rollin

Pls help

>>729877212
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>729896938
Are you in need of assistance? Or are you just a coward?

>>729877212
roll

>>729877212
te geci

Fff

>>729877212
dfdsf

>>729877212
fuck you

>>729897999
fuck me

>>729877212
I can pretend i have a gf for a post

>>729877212
rollamundo

>>729877212
Fag

>>729877212
Rollongo

Damn son

>>729877212
Gotta get Dat booty

>>729898299
Oh fuck yes! Im going to do it right fucking now

Roll niqqa

Ok

>>729898371
Well she said only via roleplay on internet, thats something at least

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lol

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Can't lose your girlfriend if you never had one in the first place?

Fuck it, my life already sucks. Roll

fucking fag

>>729877212
Let's do this.. roll

>>729877212
Why are you like this?

>>729897999
lmao rekt

>>729898887
So close

>>729877212
rolling rolling rolling

f u c k m e h a r d

kachow

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>>729879444
>>729879499