Offensive jokes.

why didn't the ghost go to the party?

he had no body to go with

>>729870076
your mom

Why did the nigger steal?
I guess this joke doesn't really need a punchline.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume

>>729870580
Being a ghost myself, I take offense at this so called "joke".

Why did OP make this thread?
Because he's a faggot.

when polled, 9/10 people enjoyed gang rape.

>>729870629
Thing is that its not a joke

>>729870076
RAPE IS FUNNY HEIL HITLER

>>729870076
Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely.

What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
No problem

>>729870938
Underage b&
Pls get out.

>>729870076
I called the rape help hotline
but it is only for victims, dammit

>>729870076
why did hitler kill himself??

he got the gas bill

>>729871011
FOUND TTHE NIGGER CUCK

What does a dead nigger and dog shit have in common?
They both turn white after a few weeks.

>>729870076
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gives up

>>729871111
projecting your blatant virginity and angst

>>729870076
whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

the pizza doesn't scream when i put it in the oven

What is the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

>>729870076
whats the worst thing about being a black jew?

being at the back of the oven

>>729870076
I wanted by computer to run faster, so I painted it black.
Now it refuses to work

>>729871190
UR PROJECTIN UR VIRGINITY U CUCK

>>729871220
say what you want about pedophiles

atleast they slow down in school zones

>>729871290
Nice one m8

>>729870076
How is my sex life like black jack?
I am trying to get 21 but hit on 14

What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do madaline mcann and a submarine have in common?

They're both at the bottom of the sea full or seaman.

>>729871307
First joke in this thread that made me smile.

My turn!
Q: What do you get if you put an infant in a food processor?

A: An erection.

>>729870076
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
5: 1 to arrest the bulb for being broke, 4 to beat the room for being black

>>729871458
THIS IS RACIST

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Donald Trump


.....he is the joke...

Three Jews walk into a bar

Just kidding

It's a gas chamber!

>>729870076
What do you call a woman that thinks women can do anything a man can do?


wrong

>>729870076
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?

Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

When are niggers allowed to carry knives?
When its in their backs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Your dick is a joke

>>729870076
What's the difference between cancer and Blacks?
Cancer got Jobs

>>729871002
What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
An eclipse

>Fixed

>>729871665
lmao

>>729871505
0/8 bait

>>729870076
What is a word Whites can call Whites, but Blacks can't call Blacks?
Dad.

>>729870076
How do you get an Abbo pregnant?
Cum on a rock and let the flies take it to her.

top notch post incoming:

Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout?

The boyscout gets to come home from camp

As god is handing out noses, young Chaim walks over and asks:
"How much per nose?"
"My son, these are for free", god replies.
"Then give me the biggest one"

>>729871002
It's not the true one !
True one is :
What is a muslim in the Seine :
Polution
What are all muslim in the Seine :
SOLUTION

>>729871513
FOUIND THE CUCK

>>729871111
well you got quads soooo >>729871190 get out nigger cuck

Oh look, a bunch of underage faggots repeating jokes they heard on plebbit. Here's a few good ones:

>What's the difference between an appendix and a Muslim?
>One should be removed before it explodes and kills you, and the other one is an organ

>What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
>The woman

>Why are black people so tall?
>Because their knee grows

>>729870760
Or, when polled, 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette

feminism

Trump

One time I was fucking this girl.
After a while I flipped her over and just rammed it in and finished in her ass.
After we were done and cleaning up, she said, "it was pretty presumptuous of you to just take my ass like that".

Then I said "presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."

what's worse than throwing a baby down a helicopter?

throwing him upwards

>>729870076
When is the only time you should concentrate on a nigger?
>Behind the eyepiece of your rifle.

What is the most confusing holiday in the city of Harlem, NY?
>Father's Day

What to hear something funny?
>Women's Rights

HILLARY

>>729870076
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What does the KKK leader's Harley-Davidson sound like? - RUUN NIGGER NIGGER RUUUUUUUN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...

One time I was eating out my grandmother.
After about 5 minutes I heard someone shout "hey!"
It startled me so bad, I jumped up and hit my head on the coffin lid

>>729872044
why are black people's palms white?

to count pennies

>>729870076
i think you mean edgy kid jokes

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I farted out my giney and i think theres a dead fish up there or something!!!

> Audience cheers and applauds

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>>729872191
hahahahahahaha

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Fair warning

What's harder than a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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>>729871854

>>729871970
Got me there

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>>729872261

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>>729870076

"Shit cunts, shit cunts everywhere" said every oldfag post 2008.

Also,

Get fucked, cunts.

everyone on 4chan is an offensive joke

especially the ones that get offended by hilarious racists jokesters

Little girl sees dad coming out of shower, she points at his junk and asks "daddy what's that?" He says "that's a penis honey", "well when do I get one daddy?"

"As soon as your mom leaves for bingo honey"

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>>729872351

>>729872025
Did you get this from the video I shared in the India thread yesterday?

>>729870076
/pol

>>729871970
Is that Adele???

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>>729872278

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>>729872389
?

Why do niggers act like apes? Because nigger is ape.

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>>729871604

kek

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>>729872546

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>>729872191

>>729871970
fuck

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.
:D :D :D :D :D

>>729870951
Come on, he found the perfect loop hole to get out of a murder conviction.

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>>729872650
What the fuck is this now? Make sense kid cause whatever the fuck this and that stupid trump meme are supposed to mean ya lost me. And probably 99% of the thread.

>>729872899
Well played.

>>729872414
>the video I shared
Some people don't know how anonymity works.

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>>729872957

>>729873054
What is aniniyotmirhy?

>>729872254
>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
mat

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>>729870932

but niggers are

>>729871109
Kek

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Umm I guess this is offensive

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>>729873539
no wait I want to change to this one, how do I change the picture

>>729871970
It was going so well ...

How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

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Little bois make me horny

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>>729870938
>>729871111
>>729871290

>>729870076
>>>729870076
>How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
>5: 1 to arrest the bulb for being broke, 4 to beat the room for being black

>>729873822
Rape is funny though.
Man rape is not.

>>729873564
don't mind it, nigger.
Check the box next to to your name and scroll down to delete file and post and your life.

>>729870697
it's okay, whitey.

>>729874223
MR. PENCE SHOWS UP
ELECTROBEAT INTENSIFIES

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>>729874293

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>>729871505

>>729871970
Y

>>729871970
ok then

>>729870076
What's my daughter and my big toe have in common?

I could bang either one on the coffee table tonight when I get drunk.

How does little brother know when older sister has her period?

Dad's dick taste like blood.

>>729874567
NICE JOKE

>>729874585
thats just disgusting

>>729874567
Ha! Is this from the video I shared yesterday?

>>729871687
kek'd

whats similiar about communism and niggers?
neither of them work.

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>>729870076
>Traps aren't gay

This triggers a lot of people

>>729874591
Not cool.

way too soon

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you done told the bitch twice.

What does a woman do when she leaves the women's shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

>>729874591
too late fuck bitch shit nigger

>>729875167
That is gay

>>729874591
too soon

>>729872874
sheet that one got me

Why does the black 3yo cry?
Midlife crisis

>>729875302
B8

>>729871970
Was funny till I saw the fat jokes

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>>729874591
wtf. story on her?

>>729871970
actually thought that was pretty clever

>>729871002
Or .....problem solved!

being a newfag is completely okay

>>729871687
Problem solved

Why do jews have a big nose ?
Because air is free

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>>729876012

>>729873564
>an A Wytt Mann comic tagged by memecenter

I honestly find that funnier than anything else.

>>729874500
I know, so embarrassing to post shit like that...

>>729872191
I thought whales were mammals

>>729871970
Cancerous cunt.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

>>729870076
What you call a flying Jew?
Smoke
What you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash

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>>729876517

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>>729876530

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just still it."

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>>729876619
>still

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?

A Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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>>729876719

>>729876595
How you find out the population of an African Village?
Throw a nickel in the middle of the village
How do you find out who's the richest?
Whoever grabs the nickel first

>>729874591
Way too soon man. Gain some respkt

>>729871190
Shut up Nigger cuck.

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>>729872191
Nailed it. Her stuff has always been shitty like that and people are just starting to realize it.

>>729870076

Guy comes up to me, says "hey buddy, can you help me round up my sheep?"

I say "I dunno -- how many sheep you got?"

He says "Thirty-seven."

I say "Yeah sure, I can help. Forty."

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>>729877067

What's black and blue and hates sex?
The 8 year old in my trunk.

>>729870700

This

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>>729870076
>>729877335
>>729877339
>>729877342

http://bit.
ly/2pGyTPf

What do you call a black guy in space?

An astronaut, you fucking racist!

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>>729874591
I'm sorry that my newfaggotry is showing so bad that it hurts but who is this?

>>729871687
What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
Planet of the Apes

>Re-Fixed

>>729873759
sounds plausible
and kek

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>>729877632

>>729877866
boxxy

>>729870697
Ciswhiteghostscum

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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits til a boy hits puberty before it cums on his face.

how are sperm and niggers similar?

about one in a million work

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>>729878354

How was copper wore invented?

Two Jews found a penny.

>what happened to the american that ironed his curtains
he fell out the window

>>729877866
She used to go by Snacks. Moot killed her.

>>729870076
What has four legs and one arm?
Pitbull at children playground.

>cruising down the highway
>finish my cigarette and toss it out the window
>a few minutes later, there's a weird smell coming from the back seat
>like burnt leather and fish
>look back to see what it is
>my nan's there fingering herself

how many jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front 2 in the back 6 million in the ashtray.


whats the dfference between a nigger and a park bench?

the bench can support a family

>>729870076
What you say if you see jew looking at ash tray?
You looking for someone?

>>729871970
You're such a shit cunt

>>729871214
The jews were dead when they went into the ovens

>>729878573
Lmfao

>>729874500

Fuck u Smart ass

>>729877315

If you don't like her, it's because you're a misogynist shitlord, or so I'm told.

>niggy

>>729877599
Why

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>>729874585
I once posted this one and got banned for it

>>729878354
-_-

>>729871885
the 6th person is dead

How do you know if a Jewish girl in a concentration camp is on her period?
She's only wearing one sock.

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>>729879897

>>729879896

And therefore unable to answer polls?

>>729870076
Happy Jew day.

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>>729880036

>>729879961

I'm trying to decide, if I absolutely had to fuck one of them, which would it be? I guess I'll have to let digits decide.

>>729880129

the worse

>>729871663
Den find i guat

>>729871867
Brilliant

>>729878917
The same as your comment

>>729879961
with a luger at my head, i would say 3

>>729871513
no, if you didn't vote for him, you're the JOKE

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>>729870076
How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one.

White guys will screw anything.

How do Indians say hello Got a smoke

>>729871653
Just ask the Democratic party

>>729879961
Dubs, 0, or 3.

Rolling