How often do you think about suicide?

every second

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Daily. Even if you're not in active planning, once you start diving into it it's a fascinating subject.

>>729866754
So when you say think about it, do you mean seriously contemplating it to the point you might or just briefly thinking about and really just entertaining the thought

>>729866754
Just about as often as I want to kill myself.

>>729866754
every time i think about suicide i have this sub consious image that acompanies it.
a razor blade in someones sink
every single time i see it i cant even help it
its my image of death i guess

Around twice a day. I don't really plan anything yet, but I'm just thinking about dying quite often.

>>729866754
tbh I think of it rarely. Like since my life is boring and nothing big happens and it all seems pointless to live longer but like I wont kill myself I'd just be happy enough if I died soon since I've done a lot in my life already even though its not that long.

>>729867161
top kek m8
everyones laughing at u

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I wish I had a gun. Neet, only thing to look forward is a dishwashing job ill prob get rejected from. Temp agencies proved useless and Orange is densely populated and divided.

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>>729867161
>a razor blade in someones sink
Deep

>>729867369

Plan ahead. Like actually do some educating on it. It's shockingly easy to fuck it up if you don't prepare.

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Daily.

>>729867578
How can you fuck up suicide?

>>729866754

The better question: How do you think of suicide?

Do you try to think of the least painful way? The quickest? The cleanest? Or perhaps the opposite? Maximize suffering for contrition? Make it take time and dedication?

Do you want some spectacle to it? Or to be quiet?

Do you want to make it as inconvenient on the people that find/have to deal with it? Or try to make it all the more impactful and horrific on them?

>>729866754
I stare down my bleach bottle every day before I go to work

>>729866754
Daily with tv a news it's pretty common to hear the word and then think about it

Hey, guys~. What's up?

>>729867690

>How can you fuck up suicide?

Obviously by not dying. Seriously, there's tons of people every year who end up making a bad angle on a gunshot, or landing just wrong from a jump, or botch a hanging and end up all fucked up and crippled or vegetative instead of dead.

A lot of times, they also fuck up by other people intervening, getting medical help, stopping them, etc.

>>729866754
Just sometimes

>>729867907
I'll just read~.

>>729867964
Damn didn't think about all that. Obviously becoming a vegetable would be the absolute worst thing that could happen.

Just did

Well, lets see, 37 years old, no kids, no one to care about, and not about to date anyone my age because they all have baggage. Not about to date anyone younger than me because they are all insane. So ya, a lot.

>>729868292

Be proactive. Whenever you start to think of suicide, think of homicide instead.

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>>729866754
Every minute, but im not brave enough to do it.....

I hate myself

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>>729868606
Samefag.

I hate my shitty life so much...
Everybody around me got anything where they hav a talent.
I dont.
I cant do anything right.
No talents.
No dreams.
No Friends.
Of course no gf, but not bc im a kissless WoW Nerd, it was bc im a kissless boring guy without anything what makes him special.

I got no purpose or meaning in my life, i hate everything and everyone and cant kill myself bc im a fag without self-esteem to fckin do it.

Is this work? Wish I could see.

Ever since I started watching moe anime and listening to a lot more music I don't think about it anymore. Not even joking. Laughing at cute anime grills doing cute things is pretty relaxing. Same with enjoying music I love.

The more time you fill your head with things you enjoy the less time you have to think about the rest. Even if it doesn't make things better you can at least cope and try to slowly figure out how you can make things better.

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doing it right now, OP.

Really, I've got nothing good going for me. The only reason why is cos >>729868606

Hate myself for being too pussy to just do it as well.

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>>729867161

This site is 18+ buddy

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>>729869831
Welcome to tha club

Random question; how uncomfortable is it to know that people who work with the government hate their government?

Sorry for my Englich.

>>729866754
err day all day

With bad success, there is still lots of reasons to not do it though. Just remember, it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem
But man, if you got paralyzed or something, then might aswell just do it right

Get out of your damn room and interact with real people and take some damn responsibility and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>729870011
>rember~<3 :D

>>729867806
Good insight /b/ro.
I always think about the best and most importantly, new and unexplored ways of suicide. Head-on collision with a truck would be the easiest way but there has got to be more "awesome" ways to do it.
Someone suggested here the old "glue your hands to your head and jump down from a building with a sharp wire around your neck"-method so it seems you ripped your head off. That's pretty awesome already but I think there has to be more awesome ways to go.
Something like pumping your veins full of explosive gel and blowing out the meat from your body or something like that. Left up with a pile of goop and intact skeleton. That'd be pretty damn awesome but how the fuck do you do it

>>729870097
Can't walk with scrapy knee joints~. :(

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>>729869732
this only makes it worse for me

I just start thinking about how sad I am for having to watch cute animated girls because I don't have a girlfriend myself
and fact is I have to resort on japanese animations for closure

Music doesn't help much as well

But what can you do, right?

>>729868985
Was in a simular situation, nothing I could think of would be better than death because just waking up was depressing, every single encounter I had with people would only remind me more why I should just stop trying because Ill bore someone or just fuck up an interaction if it actually started well. It didn't change til I quit giving a shit about social interaction. Long story short when you focus on yourself you can improve any negative quality about yourself. When you start to feel better about your self confidence it's easier to have more positive and genuine interactions

>>729870231
You can't improve your age.

>>729868985
And as far as purpose or meaning goes, there are millions of paths you can take, you have to broaden your horizons. you just gotta find something that makes you feel like less of a shithead, and there's plenty of thinks you might actually enjoy doing everyday.

I don't think about suicide . Nor seriously contemplate about it .
But I just want to die . I feel like a sack of human S H I T . I don't feel motivated to do anything . I just sit in my room wishing for a missile to hit me or to just go to the front lines of the war zones and die . Or just randomly get a heart attack

Planning an hero after this weekend. I keep trying to hang myself and lose consciousness quickly but it's hard. If I keep failing at this too I might jump in front a train and maybe livestream for the lolz. I mean why not?

>>729870694
Do yourself a favor and steal a bottle of nitrous oxide instead. Not the stuff for cars. That has additives that will fuck you up and leave you alive. Get no2 for whipping cream or dental.

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>>729866754

>>729870664
I'd join~. They don't want me to return to my teacher anyway, may as well satisfy their urges for negative pleasures.

>>729866754
Once a week, at least.

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>>729866754
Everyday when I wake up and go to bed, first thing on my mind. Some days the thought is more prevalent and others not so much. I see a counselor and take anti-depressants so I'm doing my best to get better. I keep busy by learning new things and getting out with the guys when possible. I find being social is one of the best ways of dealing with thoughts or impulses like suicide.

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>>729870231
U could be right... I should try focus on myself.

Thx anon.

>>729871788
/Thread

Suicide memes incoming