Why are women so painfully unfunny?? Pic related

Because they don't need resources or talent to be valued.

/thread

>>729859181
Because they are not supposed to be funny from a evolutionary perspective. Every woman trying mens comedy is cringe

Any that are genuinely funny are outshined by the ones who talk about sex or their bodies. That's what society at large wants. We don't want quality, we want girls to talk about sex.

>>729859181
all she does is talk about what a disgusting drunken whore she is. its not funny

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>>729859329
>>729859414
>>729859335

>>729859329
>>729859335
>Christopher Hitchens assembled opinions
Cringe, guys.

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>>729859181
Women are only needed for reproduction, their genetics dont even hold much information, its the y chromosome that holds the most information.
The x chromosome only holds 16000 uniek basepairs and the y has 3,3 million providing most of the genetic information (men still have the x aswell).

The male nuclear y chromosome only mutates 0,3 % per generation (the older you get the more mutation).
This is why we used to have male upon son inheritance to ensure the bloodline and genetic identity.

Most countries in the world still know this but the west forgot and is quickly losing their genetic identity because men dont have male offspring any more and are invaded by other y chromosome linages that on top of have dominance on the maternal linage because they are inbred.

=== Men are biologically superior ===
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

>>729859181
>Why are women so painfully unfunny??

Because you're a butt-hurt juvie with mommy issues, that's why.

>>729859181
It would be acceptable for you to make this thread if you yourself were a funny man, but you're not.

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>>729859181
they out these women on tv because media is ran by the jews and these women are the funniest thing the jews have to offer.

In fairness to women everywhere their are very few who are as painfully unfunny as amy schumer

>>729859181
Why do you suck so much dick OP?

>>729859551
The words of a man forever condemned to suck dicks

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>>729859843
Stop taking bc, its making you crazy and gives you a 1 in 4 odds on cancer.

>>729859551
>uniek
Unique

>>729859909
Why are American teenagers so painfully unfunny?

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Can someone tell me why SNL is pushing this thing so hard? Every Single sketch I see her in she fucks it up

Maria bamford and carol Burnett

>>729859577
Shut up you stupid unfunny cunt bag chicken head lesbo.
Why do dykes need to come to /b/ and unfunny the place up with their opinions>>729859604
and attention whoreing?

>>729860206
Good point anon.
That thing is horrible to look at and double not funny.

>>729860345
Nope still painfully unfunny.

>>729859181
because you aren't the target demographic

>>729860714
I can only assume unfunny fugly obese women jewb cunts are then?

>>729860505
I'm a guy. But the fact that you've been so autistically enraged by my statement only goes to show how terribly insecure you are.

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>>729860505
>I resent women because they find me unattractive

>>729861292
Taking male hormones, cutting your tits off & growing a high school boys mustache doesn't make you a guy you misguided dumb cunt!
To be a guy you need to be born with a dick and balls. End of discussion.

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>>729859181
Males developed humour as a way to attract mates. Female comedians are merely emulating male mating rituals.

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>>729860505
I've never seen someone get triggered so hard.

>>729860651
Unfunny I could understand. Painfully? Nah angela Kong and Jim norton are waaayyy worse. Take a breather.

What about Paula poundstone? Cybil Sheppard? That chick from grace under fire? Look around instead of being an angry contrarian

>>729859181
maybe because there's been no evolutionary need for them to be?
maybe because you're a misogynist?
maybe they are?

>>729861415
I have never cringed so hard in my life. Please tell me that wasn't your attempt at being funny? How old are you, kiddo?

>>729861458

Really? Go talk shit in a brony or libtard thread.

Eure amerikanischen Frauen sind genau so fett wie eure Männer blöd sind. Verdammte fotzen-amis.

>>729861538
You're one to talk about cringe, your post is like something right out of edge master weekly.

>>729860094
im not being funny, im informing you

>>729861333
Youre only perpetuating the fact that women arent funny with your ugly looking chewed up bubble gum empty nut sack looking hangy outie vagina & emma watson meme, lady.
Also youre lying to yourself..... read the replies. Women are dumb. Its right there in black & white .

>>729861419
So when men come to the comedy club does that mean theyre being wooed?

>>729860505
>>729861415
This is absolutely hilarious, but not in the way you're intending it to be. Holy Christ you're pathetic.
>REEEEEEE GIRLS THINK I'M UGLY SO THEY'RE ALL LESBOS AND DYKES AND CUNTS REEEEEEEE
The ultimate irony here is that your mother still takes care of you.

>>729861419
It means we are monkeys and monkeys are pretty rock and stick - any fuck peacocking well is worth a watch.

But if you are thinking about this and worried about only comedians.. lol

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i'm kind of a silly person and i really like iliza's sense of humor. she's funny, period.

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>>729860206
You know why. If they straight up fired her chimp ass there would be a shit storm of sjw fuckwads and black lives matter niggers screaming about injustice and inequality.

>>729861681

no it means they want someone else to get their chick in the mood so they can capitalize on the good fortune of dating someone who can't sleep with the funny guy on stage

>>729861333
>>729861292

Shut the fuck up bitch. At least i'm not such a beta bitch like you who likes to be a pussy-/licker

>>729861669
The last time you touched a vagina was when you came slithering out of your mother's cunt at birth. Guys who loathe women are always unattractive and undesired by them. Guys who get pussy don't feel the need to do this. You're an ugly, insecure virgin, and everything you post makes that fact glaringly obvious. You're making a total pathetic ass out of yourself.

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>>729861886

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>>729861684
And you base all of these remarks on absolutly nothing becuase we have never met before.
Youre trying way too hard at this, you low witted cow jew.
At least me saying that women are painfully unfunny is based on cold hard evidence. pic related

>>729861886
Are you 14 years old?

>>729861999
Actually inhavr made apint that many of the more intellegent sex greed with.
The fact that youre refusing to aknowlege those comments makes it plain to see how just much smoke your blowing up your own ass.
Like i said your only lying to your self lady.

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>>729860505

>>729862025
>you base all of these remarks on absolutly nothing because we have never met before
Says the ugly American teenager that keeps screeching "CUNT" and "DYKE" at a fucking dude. I actually don't believe that women are all that funny, but I don't roar edgy obscenities into the night like some brain-damaged hyena, because I actually get laid.
You're insecure because you're ugly, unfunny, and dense. You don't have any friends, and you've never had a girlfriend. You resent and hate females because you can't get any pussy. You come to 4chan and make threads like this in order to cope with that insecurity by hoping other ugly, unfunny, dense teenagers will jump to your defense. But instead you just make yourself look like a complete and total mongoloid.

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>>729862254
give it up breh your diggin yourself into a hole you cant win

>>729861841
Even her ears are ugly .

Steven Crowder did a hilarious video where they count the seconds between "Hey look at me I'm a whore" jokes
They never get over a minute and a half

>>729861415
Did you cut your rips out so you could suck your own dick?

>>729859181
They do it as a way to cope with their nightmarish existence.
If you were part of a marginalized group you would understand a little more.

>>729862589
Youre a woman who insists on being a man. Even though you changed your name to brody your still just irritating everyone around you. Youre just a fat foopa having mom jeans with some dead guys cock stapled onto your wet spot. Nobody likes you except other lady neck beards in the dead weiner club. Did i mention that you are fat & ugly and a woman with a corpse dick, did I mention that youre fat, did i mention that you are ugly, did i mention that nobody likes you.
Quit trying to build things with power tools that are just going to fall apart because women cant build things either even if they get their health insurers to hot glue on a rekt cadaver penis. Did i mention youre fat and almost impossible to Look directly in the eye because you look so ridiculous i dont know whether to burst out laughing or kill you with fire.

Did i mention how ugly of a woman you are?
Did i mention how nobody likes you ?

>>729859551
>Women are only needed for reproduction, their genetics dont even hold much information, its the y chromosome that holds the most information.
The x chromosome only holds 16000 uniek basepairs and the y has 3,3 million providing most of the genetic information (men still have the x aswell).

Why are you lying?


>The male nuclear y chromosome only mutates 0,3 % per generation (the older you get the more mutation).
This is why we used to have male upon son inheritance to ensure the bloodline and genetic identity.

That's because the y chromosome has been condensed down through evolution, and it's under much higher selective pressure. Lower mutation rate as mutations are more likely to result in negative outcomes.

But er... You keep being redpilled bro. Fucking virgin faggot

>>729863222
checked

>>729863187
Im a black transgendered paraplegic. Fuck you

>>729859181

Most modern comedy is observational.
Women by their nature don't care about anything that's not themselves, so the only humor they have is based on them and not the world around them.

>>729859181
because we can not appeal to female humor.

theres a reason shes famous.
its not cuz shes sexy. shes obviously got a niche audience

>>729859181
Being funny is a male trait used to attract females.
Dykes aren't funny.

>>729863376
No her uncle is some rich hollywood jewb named chuck schumer or some shit.
Shes not a niche product.
Nobody wants this pink land whale around.....you have go t to be kidding me if you actually believe that shit.

>>729863980
>Nobody wants this pink land whale around
this just isnt true.

>>729864096
Shes about to get discontinued
Her demographic is to fat and ugly and jewish.

>>729861636
Ja sicher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvxHg86Z5V8

>>729864096
>Her special bombed so hard netflix had to change the way videos are rated so it could still con people into watching it
>People want amy shoe eater around

>>729864096
Friend, i believe there are plenty of funny female comedians, but amy schumer isnt one. Shes being forced upon the masses

>>729859181
Neuroscientific studies have shown that women are slower to get a joke, more surprised when they do, quicker to decide if something isn't funny and less likely to wait to see the humour in the story or quip or whatever.
Conclusions from this are various but it seems that women, being the half of humanity that brings everyone here and risking death by torture doing it, has to be ruthless and no-nonsense.
Women also have more facial types and more complex minds, men have to be funny, we are the modified combat version and when you ask a woman out you are a representative of the life form most likely to kill her or do her wrong.
Better be all that AND funny.

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>>729864354
>born too early to fuck robots
>born too late to rape an entire cavewoman colony

Feelsbadman

>>729859843
>>729863290

either beta nu-male cucklings or dick-starved angry beta females

either way i kek'd hard at your rage

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>>729863290
> and it's under much higher selective pressure.
>Lower mutation rate as mutations are more likely to result in negative outcomes.
Pick one

>>729864229
wtf is this lmao

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>>729863290

attn shills, drumpfs, berniebros, schlomo, civic nationalists, other dumb liberals

serious question

all sides agree that several euro countries will become mudslime majority in as little as 25 years, up to 50 years at the absolute max.

>Germany, France, England, Sweden, Belgium

how do pro-immigrant people honestly believe this will play out? by what method will they get along and continue business as usual? do they think we're going to somehow achieve world peace and racial harmony in the next decade?

>>729864354
So your saying every concept flys well over their ditzy superficially focused heads and some how that makes them superior in the power of thought?
Now lets pass that same scenario by a man who will receive , process & conclude the whole thing without flinching an eyelid alm while mutitasking another subject of needed attention.

Basically youre saying that if a calculator company made calculators that ignored your numerical inputs and gave you a completly incorrect answer that would be the superior calculator company.
You must be addicted to meth, lady.

Overall bell curve, it's an accurate observation, but I recently watched Morgan Murphy's special on netflix, and I'd point to her as an exception to the rule.

https://youtu.be/Ltd3eHXh-eM

>>729864512
Which means only beneficial mutations or silent mutations are found. In other less important sections of Dna mutations, that have less disastrous side effects accumulate over time

>>729859181
the bell curve

>>729864735
Was this meant to be at me? I'm not pro immigration. Definitely anti.

>>729859573
tbh amy shummer isn't funny in the slightest, none of those female comedians are.
Genuinly funny woman usualy don't do comedy.

>>729859551
I don't know if you typed all that out just now, or have it saved to a word pad, but either way I know you don't truly believe anyone is going to read all that.

>>729866930
Actually a bunch of guys did read it and they KEKed pretty hard cause its true and its funny.
Sorry to burst your little lady bubble fantasy world where you dis regard science & fact.

Amy Schumer is absolutely awful. And most female comedians are. Although Kate McKinnen from SNL seems pretty funny and Mo Collins from MadTv were funny.

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This.

Female stand-ups are rarely any good but women can still be funny. Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate and Amanda Bearse in Married With Children, for example, are fucking hilarious. I doubt they would be very funny alone on stage with a mic, though.

>>729859181
>Amy Shitmer is proof that you did not need talent to be successful in this world, just luck.

>>729867074
Lol sure thing you silly little triggered lamb.

Look the truth is that women really arent funny. If they really were funny then Shamu schumer wouldnt be famous because there would be so many other actually funny women to put in movies and on tv.
Shamjew schumer is just scum scrapped off the inside of the bottom of an old filthy barrel.

>>729864494
Why would you do such a thing...

>>729860206
Absolutely hideous and soOo0o0o0o0o0 NOT FUNNY. Ew fucking gross....

>>729859329
You never /thread your own thread fucking newfag

>>729860505
Nigger detected

>>729868117
How much $ to go downtown on that thing?

>>729868171
We call it a dindu
Newfag confirmed.

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>>729860606
>60606
>6_6_6
>666

CHECKED!!!

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>>729861841
Omg she's like bleached poop!!!

>>729868918
Kek.
Yeah :^}

>>729859181
>Paula Poundstone
>Joan Rivers
>Kathleen Madigan
>Nikki Glaser
There are plenty of funny female comedians. You just haven't made any effort to seek them out.

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>>729862577
And daaaaaayyyuuummm did that little summer fag get em rolling, too.

Well justa look at em go!!!
>>729862050
>>729861999
>>729861684
>>729861537
>>729861538
>>729861509

Trrolololol

>>729869269
Literally no one has ever needed to do work to discover any of those dumb bitches.
They have all been forced upon you due to the equality meme.

>>729863317
Hm, makes sence.
8/10

>>729859181
To be fair, most guys aren't funny either. The difference is that when guys ARE funny, they're really funny because they've been honing that humor their whole life to get women, make friends, and defuse tense situations.

Sometimes fat and ugly girls START to get funny, but then they confuse the attention for attractiveness and let their talent fade.

>>729869424
Cry harder, faggot

>>729869633
Well how the fuck did the schu-pig come to be then!??
Cause she was never funny so jow coild she confuse that with being sexy?
Just what did we all miss here exactly?

>>729869633
>To be fair, most guys aren't funny either
So much this.

>>729869744
Facebook------------> jew pig sympathizer

>>729859181

One of the funniest people I know is a woman and she's pretty. I basically know a unicorn.

>>729869869
Please kys

>>729864468
What a retarded, reddit-tier image to make. The fuck is wrong with people on this board

>>729869838
/pol/ ----------> Trumpcuck

>>729867472
TL dr..
Commmmonggg maaaaannnnnnggggggggg

>>729868215
25000 as low as I'll go, lol

>>729859181

There are plenty of genuinely funny women out there. I've got a female friend who makes me tear up laughing on a regular basis. The female comics out there are all of a similar ilk. They talk about fucking and their vaginas. It's all the media want so, they are the only comics that get any traction. That's a shame in my opinion.

>>729869895
After you, you boring edgy fucknut.

>>729869910
Trump sucks just as mich as as the unfunny not sexy jew pig.
Were not talking pol here. Im not desperate enough to come up with an insult to resort to calling you a bernie cuck.
What we are talking about is unfunny fat jew pigs and why they arent sexy or funny. Thats the topic at hand . Please take an aderol so you can focus & keep up.

>>729870122
>Im not desperate enough to come up with an insult
> jew pig sympathizer
Ok, aspie

>>729859181

theres alot of funny chicks in the world. there are a lot of shitty female comics thou

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>>729868274
Oh yeah?
You are a nigger.

>>729870172
And all the funny one just conveniently are never in movies or on tv .
Suuuuuure, anon. Youre really going with that huh

>>729859181
>>729859181
Does anyone get tired of acting like misogynists on this board 24/7? why don't we all just build an island and fuck off there if women are so fucking bad?

>>729870227
Look obviously you are the one in the thread defending a fat ugly white bitch cause only a dindu would fuck that blobular pink pile of flaps.

>>729870273
so you don't know one funny woman? Every woman you've ever met has been a personality free void that has never made you laugh?

>>729869769
>being this much of a dipshit
She ripped off good comedians and then got popular cause feminists thought there was finally a funny woman. Be more fucking retarded, anon.

>>729870273

what can I say? I know some and they make me kek. sorry you are surrounded by shit people, fam.

>>729870324
No they dont. The real questionnis why do new faggots come here and complain about all the things that offend them.
Fuck offf you pussy whiners.
Seriously you people look like a fucking joke on this board full of cocks and rekt shit.
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>>729870401
Still doesn't/wouldn't negate from the fact that you're a nigger...

>>729859181
>>729859329
>>729859335
These kind of get it, they also exist on a much tighter bell curve of evolutionary risk, women code to be much more similar to each other than men do. Take a look at intelligence graphs, look around at the different groups of men that you can find that all stand in stark contrast while women aggregate around one basic nature. Men have to have humor as a way to get women's attention, women just simply don't need to be funny to fuck so they aren't funny on average.

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>>729859955
He's Dutch, English is not his first language.

>>729863317
you make a good point son

>>729869769
[TRIGGERED]

This bait is shit

Also you can criticize your origin, men came from women.

Women are not unfunny. The real issue is thaz stand up is based on self degradation which doesn't suit women at all.
Women an men are held to different standards and it wont change on a whim.

Can we all agree that the new banner at the bottom is superior to all previous banners? At least we can say that. Better than a nigger bitch sucking a bc and some dude fucking a fruit that's for damn sure

>>729870582
You love to say nigger dont you new fag.
Maybe they should make a keyboard for newfags like yourself with just an "N" "I" "G" "E" & "R" on it so you can ammuse yourself while your alone in you basement jerking of to beastiality pics of shamschumer the whale.
Theres probably money to be made off complete faggot 12 year olds like you.

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>>729860206
The only significant spike in Leslie Jones' popularity throughout her career came from people asking why the fuck she's in Ghostbusters.

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>>729871041
Triggered!

I am fully convinced you are black.

>>729870989
What point are you even trying to articulate here samefag.

Tour trying sonhard to derail this thread with the word nigger im starting to rhing you migh actually be the schu pig herself.
Why dont you talk about the 10 foot long skid marks in your parachute plus sizer panties? That would work better.

>>729859181
you weren't amused by how many different ways she can refer to her vagina and body as being grossly inadequate? welcome to the club

>>729871041
I'm using all your butthurt in this thread to power my house.

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>>729870535

not even slightly new, petal and tumblr is a waste land of third wave feminist whales and special snowflakes.

Considering how pissy you got at my post, perhaps you should go there.

>>729871118
Interdasting....
Quality post anon

>>729871344
No your just samefag'n it like your realted to the jew bag

>>729859181
There are very funny woman. But the sjws only want the certain ones that fit "their ideal" to be popular.
The raunchy, controversial women comedians just kinda get left behind.

>>729859181
It depends on the female. Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara, are fucking hilarious. Especially together: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMhA8Ye3x8

>>729871356
Fuck off samefag. Your smypathizing schumer ways are frowned upon greatly here.

>>729859551
Amazing. All of this was total dogshit

>>729871437
Show me which comments you think are samefagged if you can manage to stop huffing your own shit for 6 seconds and concentrate

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>>729871230
If that keyboard was a pussy maybe you wouldn't care as much

>>729870535

edgy newfag calling others newfags

>>729871565
All the posts in which you say nigger over and over again i some strange way to preserve the dignity of a fat unfunny jew who projects wet farts into her circus tent victoria secrets are you samefag.

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>>729860505

>>729870324
>>729871344
Ditto

You can criticize your origin, men came from women.

>>729871725
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Show me your rage killer

Therse at least over 100 posts here saying how much this bitch sucks ass and should go away to hell forever.
In your little reality none of that happend though i guess.

>>729871892
I have never seen some one defend a horrendous far blob with such creative use of the word nigger.
Youre really gifted and your taste in women and comedians is god tier....... i mean shit tier.

>>729872070
All jokes aside, I don't care.

>>729871725
I'm on mobile, link them you stupid fucking faggot so i can take a screenshot and prove how colossally retarded you are

And that's all folks
Thread is dying
Nothing to see here

>>729872143
Do whatever you want you dumb faggot nobody cares !
You should go dig through amy schumers garbage like the stalker that you are. Maybe you will find some skid marked pantaloons of hers for you amy schumer shrine, you despicable samefag.

I legit never laughed because of a woman's jokes. Ive only ever laughed at them. When i see female comedians i just watch, unable to laugh until it gets so out of hand and cringy i cant stop myself from laughing. Then women assume i think theyre funny which kind of sucks because they think i enjoyed watching that cringe worthy shit. Doesnt help that female comedians seem to always talk about their periods and shit, disgusting fucks.

>>729872386
>im butthurt out of control and realize im wrong
Took me a while, but that's the best translation from [AUTISTIC SCREECHING] I could come up with.

>>729872386
>Pantaloons
Found the fedora tipper.

my mom unironically thinks the world is 5000 years old

That unfunny gash started a "comedy routine" by announcing she's Jewish..and she got a thunderous ovation.

:| Jews, man.

>>729872386
He's crying same fag and didn't even tag my post....

Mainly because the only "women" you see are fat amy schumer, your mom and porn actresses getting fucked.
If you perhaps were to step into the real world you would find normal girls are personality wise pretty close to normal guys, thus capable of sometimes, being funny.

>>729872610
You know what so retarded about you , Anon.
Every time you make a post trying to defend your hideous celebrity crush you are actually bumping up a thread that is not in her best interest.
Im sure your fat gafilta fish would not be very happy about this.

>>729869898
A retarded, reddit-tier thing to complain about.
The fuck is wrong with people on this board

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>>729871565

>>729859181
I don't know.
Men are better singers, too.

I'd imagine it has to do with the fact that men have to be funny / good singers / good dancers / able-bodied workers / skilled warriors to win the favor of a mate, but all a woman needs to do to get dicks in her is to be a woman.

>>729873028
These are my comments you dumbfuck.
>>729869633
>>729870495
Ask a white person to read them to you.

>>729872888
Ha that was funny
Also Tina fey is 100%

>>729873285
The funny thing is i would willingly vecome a nigger irl if it would somehow kill you and amy schumer..... it would be worth it.

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>>729859181
Here's my theory:
men are funny so women get horny. Laughing makes their pussies juggle. that's all.

Pic unrelated.

>>729873436
Really? Not because your dick might be normal sized that way?

>>729872888
>If you perhaps were to step into the real world
oh no he didn't. at this place and time in this particular portion of the internet. kek. the answer you gave is comparable to "you never leave the house, funny women are in the real world, if you stepped outside your house you would find a funny woman" brilliant

>>729861419
>Males developed humour as a way to attract mates. Female comedians are merely emulating male mating rituals.
exactly my point

>>729873553
ok your ballin out of control if your the same guy clownin on this fag then youve got me cracking up my dude

>>729873626
the poor helpless woman can't even entertain herself without copying someone else.

>>729873649
I am, lurk more.

>>729873553
I would be fine with that. I accept the conditions of the ageeement.
Like i said it would be completly worth it.

>>729873692
You're not the same guy. You only misspelled one word and you didn't fly into a towering rage shouting about "schu-pig" or "pig jewmer"

>>729873796
But you are the same fucking faggot declaring bullshit anonmously about whos the same while simultaneously complimenting your own posts .
It doesnt get much sadder that you, man.

>>729873796
Redpill faggot
Nobody comes to /b/ for the grammar.
Its pretty obvious to see when some ones typing away on a stupid smrtphone. I guess your too retarded to pick up on that shit.
Amy shumer is a disgusting slob of anti humor. It seems you wanna eat a jew fish out of her asshole or something.
Its a free country i guess. :(

>>729874151
>explaining how /b/ to others
>while unironically using a emoticon

>>729874427
Since when the fuck is a colon and a parenthasis a emoticon.

>:(

Maybe to a poor ass nigger Ethiopian it is.

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>>729873932
>>729874151

>>729874718
You know every cliche regurgitated stale pasta meme in the book.
Nothing original from you though is there?

>>729874611
Since around September 1982, actually.

>>729874812
See >>729874718

>>729859551
Nigger, all the Y chromosome does is say "make this fetus male"

>>729874846
So your problem is that your just some loser oldfag regurgitating stale pasta up to defend a fucking ugly cow then.
Starting to make more sense now.

>>729874964
See >>729874718

>>729859181
>notallwomen
Kathleen Madigan was genuinly funny. That fact that people don't know her and know who that fat tub of lard in OP's pic is, is a crime. She has a netflix special

>>729869313
>h-ha ha j-jokes on you. I'm only pretending to be retarded to troll you lel

>>729875792

>>729874992 heres a faggot who actually likes the fat tub of lard. thank him.

They can't stop making everything about them.


To be a good comedian, you have to be able to relate to other people, which is an impossibility for women.

>It's all about me.

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>>729863317

How is thread still alive what the fuck

>>729868161
this

>>729876449
well because women are that unfunny and amy schumer sucks that much ass that people just want to unload a piece of their mind.. this is /b/

>>729876449
were going to assume you are only browsing dick rate threads for your own amusement?

>>729859573
I know longer had an issue after I punched the shit out of her, dad watched and cried

>>729859573
Mom is a fat slut with a broken neck LOL

>>729876751
*no

>>729876872
Yeah that's what I meant

>>729860206
>still watching SNL post 2004
Kill yourselves libtards

>>729860345
Maria Bamford, never heard of. Carol Burnett was loud and obnoxious, Harvey Coreman and Tim Conway were funny, she rode their humor wave.

>>729876974

You first, knuckle-dragging cunt.

>>729876103
/thread

I would argue that stand up as a whole is not what it used to be, from both male and female performers.

But yes, there aren't many female comedians I have much respect for. I like Maria Bamford and Garfunkel and Oats, but not in the same way I like Bo Burnham, Louis C.K., Doug stanhope, Dave Chappell, etc.

I've kind of gotten to this point where I like my comedy tragic as fuck, and I don't know any female comedians willing to go to legitimately dark territory, with the exception of Tig Notaro after her breast cancer

>>729876706
Nah that's an overstatement, i'm just surprised this thread is still alive that's all

>>729878220
guess what. you said that already faggot.

>>729859329
Alternatively, they've never had to suffer so they can't relate to John Q Public.

>>729859181
>MUH PUZZI SMEL LIKE BARN AMINAL BRBRBRBR
>I HAD PEEEEEEENIS IN MY BUM
>DOG SMEELD MY VADGINAR

The awful thing is there are very funny women out there, but she definitely isn't one

Maria Bamford for example is absolutely hilarious

>>729866930
Nigger detected

Seriously are you mentally disabled or something? Is wasn't THAT much to read.

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>>729868274
We call them roody poos newfag

>>729859181
Idk, maybe don't pick the least amusing woman in comedy? I watched Ali Wong recently and really enjoyed her stuff.

>>729859181
>Pic related
>Woman
Pick one

>>729879065
Nah you act like you got tripz for that new meme ! Fuck off.

>>729878374
Joan Rivers was genuinely hilarious.

>>729859181

This woman is utterly repulsive. Offensive to all five senses.

>>729879547
i would forego the taste test

>>729879423
Fuck off faggot. Your "new meme" has not been approved. Kys.

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>>729879423

What about Ellen Degenerate?

>>729859573

>New Ghostbusters

Yeeeeeah ... Girls are funny ... Um huh why not

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>>729879879
I don't need the fag-polices approval but thanks anyway

>>729880121
you rude

because actual funny women can get real jobs.

I want to hate fuck amy schumer so bad

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>>729859181
Amy Schumer is like the Dane Cook of women comedians.

try looking for actually funny women.

not gross obnoxious idiots.

>>729881245
except that amy schumer has stolen a lot more jokes than dane cook. so many that its clear she intentionally rewords other comedians' work then calls it her own.

>>729862589

Just shut the fuck up already.

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>>729863222

>>729869269

Lol fuck that's a horrible list. I bet you're hilarious.

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>>729864735

You will die someday. As will everyone else. Dont be so bothered by existance, you are not important.

What does it mean when a woman laughs at a man's joke even when it's not funny ?

>>729860206
>would get tifucked

>>729859710
>being this new
Here's your (you), faggot.

>>729859181
Is that even a woman?

>>729860206
what THE FUCK is this?

>>729883386
Basicalliy its femnazis attempt at an even less funny female version of tracy morgan. Thats my best geuss anyways.

>>729859551
You're a special kind of stupid. There's a reason why life isn't possible if you're YY. You need to have an X chromosome to be able to develop. The X chromosome holds a lot of essential genes. Length of the chromosome has no bearing on its importance.

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Whas next for this sack of shit? She better not want to be an airline pilot or anything!!! People need to that cunt just stop already. Shes not even good at one thing let alone 2 or 3 things.

>>729859181
>Easily it's because humor is subjective >ideally your base target is white men >ages 18-40
Very few women comedians that are good get air time because they don't hit the target demographic that would watch it

>>729884026
You sound like angry pathetic woman.
Why do you cunts think nagging the way you actually acquire things. You cant nag a flat tire to change itself but you think thats how it works cause you nagged your beta no standards cuck boyfriend to donot so you some how concocted in your tiny female brain that thats how you change a tire and that you can do anything....... yeah, youre all fucking rosie the riveter with your shrill nagging srkreeeching and a fat ass full of bon bons

>>729861509
You just gave more unfunny examples.

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>>729884389
/thread

>>729863222
If that's you trying then I have bad news.

>>729860206
Damn, Tracy Morgan really let himself go.

>>729859181
I tho know she used to be funny

>>729885732
She was never funny, he entire career is a forced meme.

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>>729859181
The guy that raped her obviously didn't do it hard enough.

>>729859516
Who the fuck is Christopher Hitchens? This is common knowledge to anyone who doesn't view the world through rose colored glasses.

>>729859551
>Most countries in the world still know this but the west forgot and is quickly losing their genetic identity because men dont have male offspring any more and are invaded by other y chromosome linages that on top of have dominance on the maternal linage because they are inbred.
Dropped.

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>>729859516
>Cringe, guys.
Look at him and laugh, guys.

>>729859181
It's the same reason why there are more male musicians than female; it all comes down to timing and women are shit at it.