Tell me your secrets /b/.... You are totally anonymoose.

I posted nudes of my gf in the "Pics you shouldn't share" even though she knows I share them

>>729856486
fongered my moms car in the back of my friend

When I was in kindergarten I drew on a paper of two stick figures laying next to each other and wrote "ses" under it (supposed to be sex) and put it on a girl's desk without anybody noticing.

>>729856768

you fucking deviant. kill yourself.

>>729856621
Sounds hot

Used to fool around with the neighbour girl when we were both about 7

>>729857029

all kids do this. not really a secret.

>>729856621
Mom fingered my car back in my friend of the

When I was a kid, I accidentally stood on my pet mouse when he escaped and I was trying to catch him

I put it back in the cage and acted like everything was fine and then later asked an adult for help and pretended he had died unexpectedly

I still feel shit about killing that poor mouse. I don't know why I lied.

>>729857189

you are a monster anon. hopefully there is a hell.

>>729857189
Dude, I had to periodically feed mice to my snake, but one day just before a vacation my snake wouldn't eat, so I kept him in a cage, gave him some carrots and like a tiny ass amount of water, and fully expected him to be alive after a 2 week vacation.

Felt like shit after that vacation. My parents still don't know.

>>729856486
someone on /k/ might have tried to make crystals because of me

I murdered one of my fellow Butchers who I didn't like, made it look like he tripped and landed on knive.

>>729857874

cool story bro.

>>729856486
I give casual BJ's to my boyfriends dad whose wife passed away two years ago.

>>729857952

hot. how old are you faggot?

>>729858070
I'm 20 and have been with my boyfriend since I was 17.

>>729857952
that's kinda sweet of you

>9 years ago
>Beta as fuck
>Went camping with my crush
>Was friendzoned with her
>Waited late into the night
>Felt her up in her sleep
>She woke up & freaked out
>I made up some bullshit that I was covering her up after she kicked off her blanket
>We never talked about it again

>Eventually we started properly dating
>She was like a dead fish in bed.
>Was never as exciting as that night I felt her up.
>Dumped get ass 6 months later.

>I'm not really ashamed of what I did
>I'm disappointed that I wasted so much time in the friendzone, beta as fuck, only to find out she was never worth the trouble in the first place.

>>729858274

has he sucked your feminine penis yet?

Me and my 1st cousin regularly do coke and ecstasy and suck eachother off. We get hookers and do bi MMF threesomes. We go to adult bookstores and suck strangers off through gloryholes. We used to cumswap with his ex-gf. Fun shit. When the high wears off or the comedown starts it feels a little awkward though, but it goes back to normal after a few hours.

>>729858387

you both probably have AIDS by now.

congratulations.

I just realized a week or so ago I almost got molested/raped at camp when I was 10. This older camp counselor had me up in a corner and I remember him close to me telling me to relax. I broke away and ran. That's all I remember from that incident. Never told anyone because I didn't think much of it.

I really... REALLY want my aunt and mom to use me as a sex toy. I constantly fantasize about it.

I'm too scared to make a move though. I kissed my mom on the lips a few weeks ago and she seemed fine with it. I don't know how to proceed :(

>>729858314
Aw thanks, he's very greatful for it and I don't mind.
>>729858367
He hasn't, he like a to touch though but hasn't masturbated me or anything.

>>729858447
Nah, neither of us are into anal play, and we're safe.

>>729858515
>>729858464

lies.

>>729858537
>He hasn't, he like a to touch though but hasn't masturbated me or anything.

you should let him fuck your boipussy. get it out of your system of a down.

>>729858464
Your brain switched the memories and blocked it out because you got touched up bro, now that they're leaking through your brain is trying to alter the memories so you think you escaped as that's an easier truth.

>>729857952
does your bf know?

>>729856486
I am 22, dating a 15 y/o girl
I actually found out that she is more of a pedo than I am, and she has a major loli/shota fetish.
I'm sleeping with a teenager, who wants to sleep with kids.
its weird, man...

Lost my v card to an older woman when I was 13

>>729858670

You forgot the picture that goes with your lies Dennis.

>>729858631
I don't think I'd let things go that far
>>729858656
No he doesn't :/

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>>729858720
yea, sorry for that mistake

My girlfriend hates this girl from my office because we are too close. She was always trying to pull me apart from her and checked my messages with her. I got sick of her pushing me while I was doing absolutely nothing wrong, so one day I just had enough and went all for it with my coworker. We had sex, which was really good, and later that night I fucked my gf with my unwashed dick.

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

I lost my virginity to a hooker when i was 17.. Stil the only time ive fucked (almost 21)

>>729858852
how was it?

>>729858787
>I fucked my gf with my unwashed dick.
one of the hottest things I ever did was fuck a girl at work, come home, and make my girlfriend suck me off.

I don't know why her unknowingly tasting another girls pussy gets me diamonds but id does

>>729857952
Admit it your bf knows and he likes to be cucked

>>729858959
I had the same feeling tbh

>>729858976
He doesn't know! But he does like to see me get fucked by other guys, he lets me choose them at the club. Idk he really good to me haha.

I have no secrets cause I'm a friendless loser who stays at home 24/7. AMA.

>>729858959
Kek I did the same thing but to two sisters. They knew they were 'sharing' me so that was cool. Was just funny when one asked if I'd had a shower since we last fucked night before. Truth was it was her sisters pussy juice she could taste from a few hours beforehand

>>729859161

are you a friendless loser who stays at home 24/7?

>>729859216
fuck
living the dream

My step dad and I watch porn and jerk off together. We never touch each other or do anything gay, but there's definitely something homoerotic and exciting about it. Sometimes he tells me about he fucks my mom.

>>729859323

lies. lies. lies. and lies.

>>729859245
No.

I blackmailed a Co worker into sucking my dick

>Co worker is mudslime
>tells me she has bf and her brothers and dad would prolly kill her
>use this info to get blow jobs from her

She's fucking good at it and I think she's actually into it a little

>>729859376
>She's fucking good at it and I think she's actually into it a little

she tricked you into giving your AIDS.

>>729859303
Was a few years back in college. The two sisters were real loose about sex and would do anything. Never got them together though

Ii know where she is. in the woods where we left her. i visit sometimes. she stopped talking to me

>>729859447
it sounds amazing. not sure you could have pushed them to a threesome, but I bet you could have got nudes featuring both of them for your birthday if you asked.

>>729856486
Have you ever paid for sex?
How much did you pay?
What is the least you've have paid?

I'm about to go and fap in the handicap toilet at work.

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>>729859676
>>729859676
>>729859676

>>729859323
My stepdad molested me. After about a year, I started to like it.

>>729859719

did he ever fuck your boipussy?

>>729858354
Everyone pretty much sucks at sex until experienced

>>729859719
I molested you but after a year you started to like it. Hello Son.

>>729859625
I have paid prostitutes anywhere from $5-$80
I wont pay more than $80

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>>729859840
>>729859840
>>729859840

>>729859746
Yes, but he never called it that...

>>729859876

did it call it the brown stinker?

>>729859764

You talking about me, or her?

I was sexually experienced, but a loser.

She wasn't bad at sex, she was just broken. Ended up having a psychotic break. Institutionalized. Then had to move back in with her mother.

I felt bad for her but I was cultivating my own self esteem & wasn't willing to settle for a sexless relationship.

Sex is so boring to me, like, I lose interest on the girl within 5 minutes or less. Yet, somehow, pretty much all the girls I've had sex with had told me I was their greatest partner. I think it has to be with the fact that since I get bored, I can last pretty much solid 2 hours without finishing.

When I was a kid my Aunt used to "clean my privates" which included sucking me off. I enjoyed it and looked forward to my folks going out and her watching us. Now almost 30 years later we live together alone and I drop loads in her bare back every day. She can't get prego and everyone thinks we are just sharing expenses.

>>729860127

i believe you. had a friend whose aunt used to do stuff to him.

good for you anon. enjoy.

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Had a chance to tell my mother while she was in the hospital due to cancer I was a fag... of sorts...
The doctors said she had a few more months.
Kept it to myself thinking I'd do it another day was too scared.

Left the hospital. Next day she passed. Regret not knowing if she would of accepted me every day.

6 months later

Father died of a seizure after I denied going to pick up my birthday present because I had no ride and didn't want to bother friends.
Wish I could of gotten one last hug.
Also never found the present. Miss them both dearly.

I once seduced my babysitter into molesting me. His dick was huge.

>>729860361

are you a boy or a man pretending to be a boy?

>>729860286

jizz aids on their graves, anon. it's what moot would have wanted.

>>729860399
I'm a man, now. This was years ago.

>>729860588

are you a faggot now?

When I was 12 and my sister was 7 I caught her and a neighbor boy trying to have sex. I used that by threatening to tell on her to get her to do sexual stuff with me. Eventually, I was able to work her up to being able to accommodate my dick. It went on for about 3 yrs. Neither of us has ever brought it up. I feel guilty about it sometimes and other times I get off thinking about it.

>>729860614
bifag, but I love sucking cock

>>729860645
Gimme her contact info

>>729859419
Nah she's a virgin

>>729859557
Worst was when they put me on the spot and asked who was better.

>>729860588

i see. did he ever fuck you or just suck his dick?

>>729860788
Strictly oral. I didn't ruin my asshole until years later.

>>729860784
easy answer: you need to compare them directly to know, when you're doing it hours or days apart you cant judge.

>>729860719
No

I really enjoyed star wars episode 1 . I think the acting was great and the story was amazing.

>>729860918
Stop lying.

>>729860831
>Strictly oral. I didn't ruin my asshole until years later.

shame. had similar experiences with a man growing up , but unlike you i did used to let him put it in.

bisexual too. but maybe i was always straight and he changed me.

i will never know.

>>729860999
checked

Also, yeah. At least we get to experience the best of both worlds.

>>729860918

I hated Jar Jar, and the pod racing sequence was WAY too long... But I thought the rest of it was good.

I didn't mind jar jar I wish they made him a Jedi tho

>>729861116
Go watch the Clone Wars episode "Bombad Jedi" and say that again.

>>729860836
They stood infront of me and asked who was better. Trish was better at giving head and Jenifer was two years younger, had a chubby ass and was tighter.

I dream about killing myself every night, but I'm a pussy

>>729860645
>>729860719
There was one time years ago when I was 28 and her 23 she had me babysit her son while she went out. She came home around 330 buzzed and I was sober. We started drinking together playing my ps2 I brought over. She passed out controller in hand. I tried to wake her so I could crash on the couch but she didn't even stir. I carried her to her bed and undressed her. I jacked off a little and then slipped inside her (whiskey dick) I came almost instantly and then passed out back on the couch.

>>729861405

im still waiting for you to go through with it so i dont have to see you here again.

>maybe tomorrow.

>>729861422
lies

Anyway

>me
>high school, about sophomore year
>know this super adorable girl I share PE and theater with
>super short, small chest, Asian, cute voice, basically an anime character come to life
>she even liked anime too, jackpot
>she's not into me though
>she also has a tagalong friend, judgy as shit, shares the same classes
>we're still civil for the most part, think nothing of it
>fast forward a few months
>talking with a friend in theater
>bring up anime girl
>say I wanna see her panties
>openly fantasize about the color and design
>this was a terrible idea
>tomorrow, friend of anime girl starts avoiding me, dragging anime girl away
>turns out she overheard me
>deny ever saying anything
>I'm a fucking terrible liar, she hates me until I drop out two years later

Not a day goes by I don't regret everything about this. I hope I never meet either of these two girls again, it'd be the worst.

>>729861444
Dude kinda fucked lmao

>>729861612
Man the fuck up, you faggot. Own up to it, apologize, and ask to be friends with her again. Fucking Jesus, man, it's not rocket science.

>>729857874
Was his name Chuck?

What was his price per pound?

>>729856486
I stopped a 100kg+ mega autist from raping some chick by jumping on his back and trangling his fat fucking neck. Then he fell over backwards dislocating my knee.

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>>729862093
How fat was this fuck?

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>>729862180
About this fat

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>>729862286
Doing gods work anon.
You're the hero we all need for these autistic fuckers. I wish you continued good health!!

>>729859376
what did you blackmail her with?
Sounds like you used her giving you a bj as blackmail to give you bjs

>>729863136
She's from a strict Muslim family and isn't allowed a boyfriend. She told me she had one and that her brothers would kill her and him. In exchange for my silence she sucks ma d

>>729863268

wouldnt it be easier to kill you?

>>729863301
Nigger, stop being a fucking idiot. He posts the same shit in every thread trying to illicit responses.

He doesnt get blowjobs, and he probably hasnt seen his dick since the bush years

>>729863496

lol. i know faggot.

there's another guy here too making threads left an right trying to get responses like a crack whore wants drugs.

check it out. >>729859284 >>729857305

>>729863496
elicit.
But now I'm thinking it would be easier to kill both of you. fite me.

>>729863301
She would need to admit that she has a bf and that would see her rolled in carpet in a ditch

I grew up secretly being sexually attracted to my stepmom, who was bipolar, and psychologically abused me for about 13 years until I moved out. As a result, I've got incredibly shit self-esteem, and have turned down at least half a dozen potential gfs over the years. I'm 33, have never had a steady girlfriend, and while I'm not a virgin, I've never enjoyed having sex because I either have to get shitfaced drunk, or have borderline panic attacks during the act.

If I was sexually abused, I don't remember it.

When I was 19 I had a gf that had been absused as a child and teen. She was into all kinds of crazy shit and let me do whatever I wanted with her. but she had a need for taboo that could have got me I. Trouble if we'd ever been caught. She liked to rp as a young girl but we started to take things further than fantasy. We went to a rave and she found the youngest girl she could get yo follow her for sex. The girl was maybe in middle school and was not really conscious but I fucked her anyway. While I did my girl said nasty derogatory things to her in a Loli voice. This became a regular thing escalating in frequency. The day I knew we had to stop was when we walked by an elementary school. They were in recess and she coaxed two little girls to come over to the fence where we were. They talked for awhile and her silver snake tongue charmed them. Before I'm really thinking about it my dick is out and thru the chain link fence and these two 4th grade girls are jerking me off. I'm lost for words or thoughts and just let it continue until I cum all over the ground and their hands. As soon as I cum I zip up and speed walk the fuck out of there. She stayed to talk to them. I was done I had to draw a line or things were gonna go to a place I couldn't come back from. I told her no more but she wasn't having it I ended up leaving her and moving states.

>>729864187
You got pics of this chick?

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>>729864366
You know it. I could do anything pics were no big deal.

>>729864805
Show us the vagoo

>>729864805

Nice rack moar

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>>729862180
You excited for the new season?

I am honestly starting to think that this girl does in fact like me. But is a mix of nervous, shy and busy right now. So shes not doing anything yet.

But it seems like maybe she's coming around to the idea soon maybe over summer?

>>729856486
I missed my chance at love, and I'm terribly depressed. Nobody can tell how much I hate myself.

>>729864805
moar + fb + any idea what happened with her after you left?

>>729865621

Well maybe you'll find a new chance.

I once dated a pedo gir/moml for a few months. God we had fun. But I grew a conscious and left before it was to late.

i caught my mom cheating with other guys and one older kid that went to my school

>>729866053
too late for what?
details.

I used to wank by laying on my belly and humping my bed missionary style, as a result my dick is curved as hell and idk how to fix it

>>729866444
Before jail.

Trips checked.

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>>729866554
Use it to your advantage, it can do things a straight cock can't. Try different positions in both right and left variations.

For nearly 2 months i've been having sex with a 40 y/o co-worker and her 17 y/o daughter.
Daughter knows i'm fucking her mum but mum dosen't know i'm fucking her daughter.
I've fallen in love with mum but daughters pussy is 10/10 and she's the best fuck ever.
She's pretty demanding and i'm getting worried it will all blow up soon.

>>729866444
Things were getting ever more deviant with her and her four year old daughter.

She would suck my dick in front of the kid. We had sex in front of the kid a few times, she would encourage the kid to touch herself while mom did the same. I'd just sit there jaw on the floor diamonds.

Things escalated with one act to far that I participated in then I was out of there