Post 4chan post pre-2013
>inb4 "sh-ss-shut up n-newfag"
hbn
I have some older screenshots
some of them I have uncropped just because of their age
I wish I had more screens from pre-reddit era through
this is probably the oldest one I have
am I really the only one posting here?
>>729856251
Kinda. Keep on.
FGTHRBCDVX GFH FGTHY XDFGCBHRTV DC HFGD HGFDV HGFD DFTGHGHB FGDHG FXCHBHF GTDCXH GFDH FGD FGDSDFGSZ DFGS GDFS S GFDSGSRED GDF SGFDS FGDA
i did that several times.
>>729854347
>inb4ing as OP
sh-ss-shut up n-newfag
>>729854520
i got trolled
>>729854892
>/hm/ is 5 years old
Holy shit. I keep thinking that's a "new" board.
Hey OP, I'll bump your thread with a bunch of old /v/ pics when we played doodle or die and it didn't require a username. Good times.
>old
I think these are from 2012? Maybe 2011? Can't remember. Filename should tell you everything though
bump
on [s4s] 2013 posts are considered rare and old, so have this as well
>>729857093
holy shit this is ancient. might be fake through
>>729857297
Nice
I was there when that happened and didn't even think much of it. I can still remember that thread, definitely does not feel like 7 years ago.
This one's early 2013, but still good.
miss these types of europe-NA bants
Another from early 2013, but a classic that goes hand-in-hand with >>729856644
>>729857729
what is /fk/?
from /g/
>>729854347
i am the oldestfag. praise me. praise kek. shadilay.
>>729857986
yeah, pre-2003 niggers. we were already doing this shit.
worship me.
HI! faggots. you have one shot to talk to a real oldfag. what is your wish.
>>729858125
Nice fake.
>>729858125
Why do you still come here?
>>729857789
forkids , it was a place for shitposting from the beginning. Soon after was closed (but still alive) ,everyone who tried to post in it - got banned.
At same point (can't remember)was deleted.
lurk moar , btw.
this idiot before we destroyed him. top kek.
>>729857986
is this OC?
couldn't find anything on google
>>729858125
>filename
>date
>?????
>Profit
Nice try
>>729858275
so basically it was a precursor to [s4s]?
when the term "shit brix" happened.
oh this is memory lane.
>>729857514
>>729858302
indeed sir, i'm ancientfag as it gets. hi!
>>729858125
Why are you such a faggot and where did I leave my spare dildo?
>>729858201
not a fake
.>>729858241
i've left and come back many times. what 'anonymous' is, has always been here. we just never had a 'name' before.
>>729858282
who is this idiot ?
>>729858369
yep ,indeed.
just discovered an archive.org page with some amount of screenshots from between 2003-2009. will dump them after the download has finished
>>729854347
What does even "inb4" mean sir?
>>729858317
once upon a time there was newgrounds. then there was sometingawful, then there was the chans. i've been here for all of it.. and been here for decasdes before all of that happened. i was breaking into shit before you were in itch in your daddy's pants. not bragging, not trying to intimidate. you're here for the same reason we all are drawn to this. and you are my brother because of it. now fuck off.
>>729854347
>OP CAN'T INB4
>>729858738
>>729858452
i'm a faggot because i like traps. i have no idea where you left your dildo, but you can build one out of a sharpie and toilet paper, paper mache style, and put a condom over it and you'll be just fine. instant disposable dildo.
>>729858550
It's fake. 4chan wasn't started at that time.
>>729857986
>1185159031722.jpg
thats 2007
let the dumping begin
>>729858930
4chan wasnt around until 2003. but the whole anonymous green face bullshit existed before it. either way, at the end of the day, i'm real. and drunk. and give no fucking shits.
real ancient shit here
>>729854473
Jesus, that was back when we were still in the hundred thousands
any of you remember when we got this whore to put a whole full corona beer bottle in her hass?
of course you dont. newfag retards.
>>729857264
I like this one
>>729859201
anyone cared about her ass? exactly. no
this fucking shit.
>>729858317
Once upon a time there was dido, points, express. I've been here just as long. Not intimidated. Now fuck right off with me.
Ever since /b/ I haven't been able to look at these the same again.
>>729859256
why are you so mad. it happened. i was there for it, it was like 2004. fuck you and fuck off, newfriend. none of you niggers have seen any of the shit i've posted. you are being graced by a chan god and you don't even know it.
you are all awesome amazing people, by the way. we are all the same.
>>729859319
And still I can't lrn2computer
>>729858789
hyujhujhyhyujyjedswhyuj
>>729859424
> we are all the same.
I know. It was the same thing about 4chan that only naturally drifted us here
cn uh jc7cb xu
>>729859339
oh man, i remeber that. castlevania SOTN awesome. i should tripfag myself to prove shit but fuck it. hell yeah.
>>729859501
you can't trip on /b/ anyways
www
>>729858956
Please explain.
>>729859636
oh wow a fark reference. that is oooooooooldschool, hol shit wow., i need to sober up and chill out. but yea htat was funny, i apologize in advance for shit typoing.
>>729859668
every 4chan post has a number assigned, which shows exactly at which microsecond it was posted on unix timestamp
not old . but.... just...
>>729854347
>>729859871
>4 minutes ago
made me puke
these are all from /b/ btw
>>729858432
p r a i s e
>>729858738
INB4 newfag
Thank you for this dump, Anon. Bringing back some good memories.
All I can contribute is this. It's long as hell, but worth the read.
>>729859899
This is from 2011...
>>729854835
It's depressing to think that people like him exist. At least the mods sometimes know when to take out the trash.
>>729857514
>>729858416
Never understood these because it's Americans who have the simplified literal language, not the other way around.
Like pavement is a "side walk"
>>729860338
to be honest most of the times they are trolling
althrough it could actually be real
also all these posts are in chronological order and get newer by time
?
>>729860354
Because brits have strange, antiquated, and overly fancy names for things
Im just posting whatever I've got
I guess this is the last one from 2005...
>>729858125
For you to fuck off.
2006 /b/
>>729860607
>>729860666
I miss cringe threads
>>729860759
Thanks anons
>>729860812
I will continue dumping in a new thread
>>729860959
link pls
>>729854347
You must be fucking new. OP cannot "inb4"
>>729860941
wow I forgot all about Hard Gay
>>729861219
continued
>>729855850
that was great
>>729855980
The Game
>>729860959
>/b/tard on 4chan knowing about macromedia shockwave settings, yet has never heard of the system 32 meme.
Fake as fuck.
>>729856251
maybe but I am really enjoying this thread
I don't have anything saved pre-2016 (figured why start a collection) but I was here back in 2010, i miss old 4chan
Who remembers the Jesus Chatline trolls? Or when we made that camgirl cry?
>>729861251
NEWTHREAD
>>729861219
A long, long, time ago,
I can still remember how that website used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my cat
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.
But December made me shiver
With every pic I’d deliver.
Bad news on the front page;
I couldn’t do anything but rage.
I can’t remember if I fainted out
When I read about this sellout,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the 4chan died.
So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Did mootle write the book of love,
And have you lost all faith in God above,
If the /b/ board tells you so?
Do you believe in An Hero,
Can 4chan save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to die real slow?
So bye-bye, Epic Fail Guy.
Pointed my browser at the homepage,
But the homepage made me cry.
And them Robert Hawkins was drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."
Now for four years we’ve been on our own
And mootle grows fat on his new page of home,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Pedobear sang for the Partyvan,
Using CP he borrowed from 4chan
And a voice that came from anon alone,
final bump
Real final bump
>>729861633
kek
>>729862643
Thanks for the lulz, anon
>>729863822
you're welcome
>>729861219
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