its 420 lads, post your best weed stories

>be me
>dude lmao
>erry day

> call friend
> got anything
> nah mate, there's been a bunch of arrests up central victoria
> but i'll call ya when i hear something
>
> that was two months ago

>>729850877
What a terrible picture of weed to be wasted on a dub.

the first time i smoked weed, i got so baked i thought i lost my balls. thats the goal today.

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Anyone like my rolling skills?

>>729852396
> shits on OP's pic
> doesn't post a better one

i'd post a better one, except >>729850951

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im in outer space right now.
i got some cannapunch and 4 different strains of weed.

>>729852540
Why is the tip slightly darker brown?

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We went camping one time and have to pass a border check point on the way back home. Smoked all our weed camping for fear of border checkpoint being open.
Half a mile before station we see it is closed. Pull over to piss and friend finds over half an ounce of weed in a big jar. Smoked pretty good.

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>>729850877

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>>729852540
Pretty neat. They look like pencils. Ever use a glass tip?

>>729852787
Its a filter

>>729853122
I'm vapin right now too

>be me, 15
>third time smoking
>with stoner kids from school
>play dumb game where you hold your hit until the bowl gets back around to you
>space.api
>am i real
>walk to 7/11
>buy some chips and an iced tea
>walk home
>eat entire box of cinnamon toast crunch
>fall asleep next to my cat

ive quit since then but being a kid was lit

>>729853284
The lighting end.

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>>729850877
Be me, sophomore in college, 1995.
Be dry as fuck.
Friend who normally doesn't smoke weed knows a hookup.
Friend is black so figure it'll be dirt weed, but something is better than nothing.
"I got 5on it!"
Friend comes back with tiniest bag o' ditch.
Friend starts breaking it up.
Rolls blunt. We all smoke it. Getting high.
Rolls another. We smoke. Blazed.
An hour later, he breaks up some more and rolls another. Who, wha, where?
By the end if the night, we had smoked 5 blunts. All from one tiny nugget that just kept breaking up into more weed.
Friend is a preacher's son.
MFW friend pulls some Jesus "loaves and fishes" type miracle with $10 of the brown frown.

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>>729853122
>>729853376
ive got this vaporizer and i cant ever get the right high from it. some times il just get this intense high, and other times its just weak. what temperatures do you usually use?

>>729853654
Vaporizers are for faggots, faggot

>go to the homie's sister's house.
>Grilling, Meal prep, hot tub, lil bit of weed
>mid week light bake
>Friend's sister comes home
>Brings big ass ziplock PACKED with kush
>"I Dunno guys, we work tomorrow"
>wutareyouafaggot
>5 people smoke a quarter of a gallon sized ziplock of spicy sativa
>My vision is Glaucoma af super dark af occasional flashes of blinding light
>Whatthefuckisgoingon
>Drive home somehow
>its 4am I have work at 7
>Shower somehow
>go to work
>autopilot
>drive home and crash hard
>wake up at 11pm feel like ass

The next day I went to work my boss told me he had to run interception on me so I wouldn't stare my job away to any other manager dude said I couldn't form complete sentences.. I still buy that guy drinks.

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>>729853592
Back when a nickel and dime would last you and dank weed was just "chronic"

>>729853936
>poor

>>729854123
How good is this rolled

>>729854322
Dubs speaks truth

>>729853095
First time I see a decent human being. Usually when people post picture of their fingers holding something their nails are damn dirty etc, you seem to actually cut your nails and wash your hands. Well done!

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Dumping. Happy 420 lads.

>>729850877
>be me
>in army
>fresh outta basic
>haven't smoked in weeks
>haven't had a beer in weeks
>waiting on ride
>go to bar in uniform
>big no no but fuck it
>grab a guiness
>go to pay
>bartender says its paid for
>try to leave tip
>bartender refuses
>have chill time talking to bartender
>bartender says she going out for a cigarette
>join her
>cigarette is actually blunt
>fucking lit
>ride finally shows up
>say goodbye to bartender
>bartender thanks me for service
>shakes my hand
>gave me a gram
I made two of the shittiest joints out of that gram but they were the last i smoked. that was 4 years ago.

> Be me
> Train to foreign festival
> Have 12 grams of freaking quality hash in the stash
> Stewards warns over intercom:
> "approaching border of shitty ex-communistic fuckhole within few hours, there will be dogs!
> Getting little nervous but, what the hell, stash hidden carefully.
> Steward announces several times about the dogs
> Getting paranoid for customs and panic
> Only way out, throw it off the train
> Meh...
Moment of clarity
> LD50 THC is somewhat infinite...
> Eat all 12 grams at once, with a liter of chocolate milk for fat
> No dogs at the border
> Did not die,.
> but was in heaven for 3 days straight

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>>729850877
This one time when I was 13 I got high. Now I'm 37 and still get high. The end.

>>729853936
secluding one way to get high from another is for faggots, faggot.

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A backwood i rolled. U like?

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>>729853654
Sorry to tell you that you wasted your money. Good vapes start at $100.
Cheap Vaporizers like yours are all made by one company and labeled different names.
Look into the flowermate, for budget, or arizer air, or a used pax 2.
Desktop look for a used Da Buddha or silver surfer.
Look up the Vape Critic on YouTube. Don't be afraid to spend decent money on a Vaporizer. When the original pax came out I bought one and it still works.
They even replaced it once, still has 1 year Warrenty.

>>729854666
Trips of the devils lettuce

>>729854705
im not saying it doesn't ever get me high, but its different every time even with the same strain and temperature. it certainly works quite well, i love it... but i cant get it tuned.

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This one time, I didn't smoke weed because I'm not a pitiful druggie piece of shit.
Grow the fuck up.
/thread

Not a good story but I always get strong anxiety, derealization, 120bpm, and it's a total nightmare whenever I smoke, ever since I first tried it years ago. It's so bad that I have literally never enjoyed weed once in my life. Every time I smoke I instantly regret it, I get twitchy and anxious and don't feel any sort of euphoria or anything. HOWEVER last night I took .3mg xanax an hour before smoking and holy shit it was great. I finally, after 10 years of not getting it, understand why people like weed. Music is amazing, playing guitar is amazing, funny shit is even funnier than usual, truly a 10/10 experience.

Weed has never felt to me the way others describe it until taking it with xanax. Took .25 xanax earlier and I've now got more weed in me now. It's so good. I can't believe I've been missing out on this all these years.

It just sucks though because I only had xanax from when my doctors gave me a couple for flying in a plane and I only have one .25 pill left.

>>729850877
Potheads are losers.

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>>729853936
Okay kid.
Some of use dont like or can smell like smoke at work. Vapor taste great gets you high and better than inhaling combustion.

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>>729854666
Oh dam, this post is flawless

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I have better pictures but I fuvking guess there's a file size limit now.

>>729854335
Good enough to smoke

Ever notice that no one has a particularly interesting legal weed story? It usually goe "this one time we smoked way to much indica before going canoeing. I was so scared". For interesting stories you have to talk about dabs.

>>729854446
Lol I actually work outdoors. You just caught me out the shower.

>>729854840
Yet here you are on /b/ wasting away wondering what could have been. If only you had asked that girl out? Or if you applied yourself to your studies? It's too late though. Atleast I'm high.

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>>729853592
Story #2.
Junior year.
In with some friends who friend grows hydro. G13 and White Widow to be specific. Back in 1996. That kind of super high THC was virtually unknown outside of small circles. It was my first introduction to strains and real dank stuff.
Friend asks me to drive him to the growers house to get some weed.
Show up. Muthafucka has an ashtray of keif on his table and is doing bong rips of pure keif.
We smoke. He hands my buddy the cola bud of a plant. The thing looks like an ear of corn. It's 12 inches or so. Too big for a baggy anyway.
We roll the megabud in paper towels and drive back.
On opening his front door, friend's dog tears as out the door and down the street.
My friend goes chasing after, weed in hand.
I follow the trail of paper towels and catch my friend.
He hands me the now naked 12 inches of pure funk, say "I've gotta find Doggo!" and promptly disappears.
I casually walk to my apartment (just a few houses away) praying no cops pass by (it's a bad-ish neighborhood near a medical university, so likely).
Place weed on table.
Tell roommates (sister and her BF) "look, but don't touch".
Leave to assist in dog search.
Catch this look as I'm walking out the door.
Shared with them once we found doggo.

>>729854123
why does it look like you rolled it with a kleenex, what kind of paper is that dawg

>>729854487
Haha fuck how did you not go to sleep. Bet your shits smelled like weed.

If you're stoned right now then YouTube asylum episode one. Not American horror story. Just asylum

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>go to pal's house to hang out
>he propositions the ingestion of meme plant
>whythefucknot.avi
>pulls out a big edible gummybear
>100 mg per bear
>cuts it into thirds
>it tastes like medical memeplant smells
>help him start unwrapping a crate of some weeb trading cards
>oh fuck i'm ascending to the astral plane
>pause the cardage and wade my way through the rapidly accumulating fog of highness to take a shit
>feel like i'm rotting from the inside out
>come out and settle onto the couch
>too high and disoriented to get up and drink so i get thirstier and thirstier as we watch nature documentaries
>i feel like a mummy and i can sense every cell in my throat convulse and twitch in protest when i swallow
>pal leaves me alone to meditate on the mysteries of life
>our other friends come back from bowling, i'm on the couch giving them a thousand yard stare because my mind is in fucking alpha centauri
>go to sleep, wake up, drive to a tabletop session a full 24 hours later still high

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>>729855039
legal weed stories? what??

>>729854841
Cautionary tale: be careful with xanax.

I almost died twice because of it. Your brain becomes so relaxed/numb from the drug, your receptors can inadvertently stop telling your brain to breathe.

The drug does its job. Too good sometimes.

My mistake, on both occasions, was taking a bar too close to bed. I had taken a few earlier in the day, and I wanted that 'feeling' again.

So, I'd eat another one, smoke some joints, and pass out, or head to bed, jerk off, and then pass out.

Then, on those two occasions, I woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air. Bad.

Honestly, I didn't think anything of it.

Then, one day, I was casually mentioning this story (in relation to a convo about nightmares, thinking that's what I had at the time) & my buddy who is a pharmacist and regular drug user looked at me all concerned at asked if I had been eating xanax (him, knowing I liked to eat bars).

I said yes, and he filled me in with the above information.

It's how Patton Oswald's wife died, it's how Heath Ledger died, and it's how a lot of others die too.

It's easy to get carried away. Be careful. Xanax can be very fucking serious.

And I love drugs. I'm just trying to be helpful.

This is the best advice I can give anybody: stick to weed. It feels great, it's becoming more available/cheap, and you can never OD. You can eat on it, sleep on it, fuck on it, not go crazy on it.

Also, if you don't like the 'buzzy' cerebral high of certain marijuana, stick to Indica dominant strains. They will give you more of a relaxed/body high. THey're also great for insomnia -- knock you right the fuck out.

Peace.

>>729855092
Smoke another one moron. I have plenty of girlfriends/friends /money. I haven't given up on life by turning to drugs. Stay mad faggot. You are inferior in every way.

>>729855039
Weed doesn't make people trip lol. There's really no "stories" to tell about weed since most people don't flip their shit when they try it.

>>729855278
Colorado and Washington. Nothing really interesting happens when everyone just gets their own weed from a dispensary. The social aspect goes straight out the window. Especially since there aren't many weed friendly venues

>>729853390
They call that game baseball for obvious reasons

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>>729854666

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>>729854837
A lot depends on your grind and also the moisture contain of your weed. Obviously better grown weed will also give more vapor since it has more thc+ other compounds.
I let my weed season for a bit if too moist. You can always rehydrate with the moisture packets used for cigars.

>right now
>chillin
>looking for pen
>can't find pen
>mild frustration
>ah well it's 420 i'll smoke some weed first
>smoke joint
>find pen

Anons what it like to be a stoner? I've never been able to smoke much because it gives me insane anxiety but I've always wanted to. Tell me what I'm missing :')

>>729855529
Has anyone really brownies so far as even decided to use no marijuanas even go want to do look more like god

>>729855092
Im 36 and have a girlfriend who keeps bugging me to marry her when she graduates college. I think I'm at an age where it's ok to get high. Especially on special occasions or when ill.

>>729855880
moist weed is better?
i figured dryer weed would be better.

>just got done smoking with some friends
>about to go to bus
>ask if anyone wants to come with me
>dudebro says he can keep me company
>as we are walking we come across a railway stop thingy
>train is coming so we wait
>I'm getting impatient because I want to get to my bus
>we kinda start arguing but without any aggression and we're giggling like japanese schoolgirls
>the train finally comes after a few minutes
>after it passed we continued walking to my bus
>ffw to the bus ride
>realize we didn't have to wait for the train
>realize there was a second path we could have taken that would lead us to a tunnel under the rails
>realize how fucking retarded stones people are

>>729856134
its like an advance increase in the perception of your existence.

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>tfw my little sister came to visit
>can't get high as a kite on 4/20

feels bad man

Here's my story for this 420.

> got job interview with amazing company
> landed position
> paid internship
>6k sign on bonus
>20 bucks an hour
>spent ~300 bucks to buy detox shit cuz I smoke an easy 2 zips a month (indoor grower)
>currently taking test clear's "toxin rid"
>10 day program
>drink over a gallon of water a day with pills that taste like tainted lemon lime Lucas from the 90s
>farts smell like death
>awful shits, never solid

Enjoy your 420 guys

>>729855326
That's entirely due to retards mixing drugs that they shouldn't. It's almost impossible to kill yourself with benzos alone, contrary to popular belief. Especially with a recreational amount of 1-2mg. Even 10mg would only make you black out and possibly fuck you up mentally/violently.

>Heath Ledger
He had "oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine" in him. Two different opiates and three different benzos. Not to mention doxy, an antihistamine, potentiates opiates already. Mixing CNS depressants (downers) is what does it. That includes beer but I'd be hesitant to call weed a CNS depressant, especially if it's giving me 120bpm heartrate.

Also .25mg is a therapeutic dose. Only irresponsible retards eat bars at a time.

>>729854705

Here's some gear porn, for the techie weedsmoker.

Arizer Air (flower vaporizer)
G on G
Bubbler

>>729854666
finish him

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>>729855529
Only sativa edibles have actually given me cevs, color change, tracers and almost open eye visuals.
It wasn't off 33mg like this
>>729855264
Must have been minimal 1k

>>729856134
Try a high CBD indica. That might show you what it's like for others. I like stratos indica pills. You'll feel good and since it makes you a touch nervous you won't get couch locked like everyone else on indica. Then go for a nature walk

>>729856134
It depends on your brain chemistry. My brain is similar to yours, I get depressed after smoking. But only if it's Indica based herbal potpourri. I like Sativa lot more and it doesn't give this kind of depression or paranoia. So it might be you are just smoking wrong plant and perhaps too much.

>A good sativa should be about as stimulating as a strong cup of coffee. Typically used during the daytime, sativa will energize you with their strong cerebral effects. Many marijuana lovers choose sativa when they’re looking for an uplifting and creative buzz.

Also eating lot of fish oil will help to balance your brain actually quite a lot.

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all these pictures of dabs makes me wish i hadnt blown all my money on strait flower.....

on my graduation day in 2013 my dad gave me a piece of weed he had kept sealed in 10 plastic bags since his graduation in 1983. I smoked it and it was legendary...i mean it was super weak but the whole idea of it was legendary. 100% true story

>kek

I don't remember any

>>729853390
Why'd you quit?

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>>729856322
Fuck. Attach image, dummy.

>>729850877
>be me
>live in bible belt so weed is bad mkay
>have shitty kitchen job but good friends
>everyone chills after work every night
>buddy and i go on beer run
>pull up to a stop light
>i know the light is long so start to roll a j
>roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit
>puff puff pass
>friend takes joint hits it
>gives a what's up nod to someone outside
>light turns green, we drive off
>friend laughs his ass off
>wtf are you laughing at
>cop was in the turning lane
>super paranoid rest of beer run

mangoes tho

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>>729856180
No the opposite. But you can always make some it mosit again if you wanted to smoke a bowl. Or just have separate stashes.
Sorry for the confusion.
Pro tip : Vape your weed 70-80% done and save around 3grams or less if you want.
I usually make a banana, peanut butter, milk or yogurt , chocolate and Vaped weed. Maybe ice cubs sometimes.

>>729856468
Actually dabs are a waste. If you want to get way too high try thc cotton candy. It hits way too fast and hard. Since the metabolite is more bioavailabile and it's just suspended in sugar it's basically the perfect method.

>>729856490
Haha damn if that had seeds you would have been set.

>>729850877
>be me
>getting lit with friends at a park a several years back
>done smoking and dabbing, high as fuck
>decide to go play basketball at a nearby school
>tell friends maybe we shouldn't go
>friends of the friends who don't live in the neighborhood have vandalized the place several times
>some teacher working overtime thought it was us who had done that and called the cops
>I see the two cops walk up around the corner, stop, and hide there
>all of us had weed related items
>ohshitfuck.png
>I whisper to one of my friends that I saw them, as to not attract their attention and casually get away
>Fucking dumbass yells at my other friends "hey guys! anon says there are cops back there!"
>Cops come out of hiding.
>ohnonononono.jpg
>we get detained and searched
>I'm the only non-minor
>had half a gram of oil, which has a stricter regulation around it than weed
>everyone getting searched twice over by each of the cops
>my turn
>first cop finds the oil, tells the other cop that I have it, and then puts it back in my pocket where he found it
>wut.pdf
>The second cop comes up to me and asks "have we already searched you?"
>I almost immediately respond, "Yes"
>doesn't search me a second time
>o.jpeg
>the cops make all my friends call their parents
>they don't make me call my parents
>the second cop, who seemed to be in charge, tells me, "alright, welp. you can go."
>wut.pdf.pdf
>I freeze up for a few seconds because I'm seriously confused
>second cop: "what are you waiting for? you WANT us to arrest you? get out of here."
>OH.JPEG
>I briskly walk away, fearing that the other cop would speak up about the oil
>weeks go by with nothing happening
>nothing happened

Also, I was the only one not in handcuffs because they'd run out of them.

I still can't believe that shit happened.

>>729856468
Dab = verb
Wax/hash/whateverthefuck = noun

Fucking kids these days smoke so much pot they don't spend enough time learning their grammar.

You don't smoke dab. You do/smoke A dab.

>>729854666
Beelzebub hay stack!

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>>729856687
i forgot to mention that i have edibles.
edibles are indeed the key to blasting off into outer space, which is where i am... floating in the orbit of planet rumplenump.

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Made this bong but unfortunately i had it in the car and cops searched my vehicle for drugs. It was the only bit of evidence that didnt appear before the judge

>>729856801
yea he actually got to bring a seed back from Jamaica that his guide gave him and my mom on their honeymoon. He would tip them even though you weren't supposed to so he hooked them up. We had some cool father/son experiences when i was in high school... involving seeds haha

>>729856865
i hate the word dabs, but im still gonna use it because thats what everyone understands.
if you want to be technical, then sure you are correct.

>>729856801
Weed from the 80s sucks dick unless it was Thai stick. You VERY rarely even saw chronic. So seeds are likely doobie from then and wouldn't have survived under normal conditions.

>>729856956
I say concentrates.

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>>729855155
Story #3
Home for Christmas break.
Old high school buddy has seasonal job at Christmas tree lot.
Visit friend at work, he's closing up.
Friend says, "hey come with me."
We follow.
We enter bunghole of giant lighted inflatable snowman.
Friend sparks a J.
Proceed to hotbox the shit out of the inside of that snowman.
Exit snowman.
Illuminated 20 ft snowman is farting weed smoke for 5 minutes solid.

>>729856956
And that's why the younger generations are all a bunch of dumb fucks.. We can't dumb ourselves down for the sake of morons

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April 20th is Adolf Hitler's birthday. Celebrate anons

>>729857076
This made me laugh

>>729855529
I once ate a brownie that made me trip balls like tasting colors and seeing sound tripping balls

>>729857135
Should be next to some kosher kush

>>729857135
It's also the Columbine shooting's anniversary. Lots of things to smoke to today.

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Rarely Post OC, but figure i'll contribute to the thread with the highest I (or possibly anyone) have ever been! Happy 420 /b/ros!
>be OP
>be 18
>weekend during the summer after grad
>most of my core group of friends is out of town so im hanging with some different people
>buddy of mine calls me up and says theres a party going that this guy told him about, 20-25 minutes down the freeway
>fuckyes
>load up mommas whip and head over to the boot's house to get the magic juice
>no answer, no contact whatsoever
>whaddawedooo.jpg
At this point my night felt like it was going to the shits, no liquor, and we werent legal so we had very limited options. (From this point on, My buddy shall be refered to as Buddy, and buddy's buddy shall be refered to as Guy)
>decide our options are molly, coke, or weed (i know, sooo edgy)
>Buddy decides that he isnt down for the snooters or the Molly, so we get on the phone
>10/11 phonecalls later we have a dealer whos ready to meet
>head over and walk into his house by myself to get the business taken care of
This guy wasnt our every day dealer, but we knew him from a party that happened a while back, he had given me a sample edible previously that i enjoyed, so i was really hoping to score some more on this occasion.
>we go inside to get the sale going, and i ask him about the edibles
>"well i only have the budder, havnt made it into cookies yet but if u want i could sell it to u straight up?"
>take a look at his weed and it looks like the typical kush you find anywhere in surrey
>decide i will take the budder because i didnt just downgrade from getting hammered to smoking some o k weed, and im hoping to get fucked up
>pass him 20$, he gives me 16 grams
>16 grams of weed butter for 20$ canadian
>ummmmOK
>Hop back in the car and drive 30 minutes down the freeway
>10pm arrive at Guy's friend's place
cont...

Btw Pic related is some danks i had a while back, Grape Krush if im not mistaken

>>729850877
>birthday party
>everyone's shitfaced
>total sausage fest
>everyone married or gf not at party
>party sucks hairy ass
>neighbor's got good refer tho
>red rover red rover head on over
>start doing bong hits
>people start to come over to chill
>eventually whole party over at neighbors
>birthday boy super shit faced
>can barely stand
>tells everyone to go back to his house
>wants everyone to stop smoking
>everyone agrees if birthday boy takes a hit
>finally agrees
>takes a hit off glass pipe
>coughs his ass off
>burnt weed everywhere
>major party foul but things get interesting
>birthday boy goes back to his house
>says front door is locked
>starts to kick it in
>kicks his door for 5 fucking minutes
>i walk up and turn the knob
>door opens right up
we laughed for 20 straight minutes on that one

I smoked for 1151 days straight in high school and the day I was leaving for college (to go to the top party school in the country) I promised my dad i would stop smoking since he used to get shit for me so I wouldnt get ripped off. I kept my promise and made it almost a year without taking a single puff :)

>>729857441
Get your sober ass outta here.

>be me
>light up
>feel like potato salad
>walk to store at 9pm to buy potato salad
>walk home, eat entire bowl of potato salad
>fall asleep on couch watching akira

good times

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Legos (Duplo Series) for stoners.

>>729853390
My brother and I usd to call that game baseball like >>729855688 said. Good times.

>>729857518
#triggered

This thread is dying. I don't want it to. It reminds me of good times.

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> smoke one too many joints
> start to come down
> friend suggests taking half a cookie and a hit on his vape to get back into the game.
> friend says inhale full lungs with vape. The smoke is so smooth so no problems to fill them.
> Realize when I let out the vape smoke that that one vape hit was like a whole joint.
> Soon after the world looks distorted, and I can't stand up properly.
> We get inside and I lie on the floor, by now all my senses are distorted. My vision zooms in and out, can't focus.
> Feel like all the sounds I hear comes from within me and not from the outside world
> 30 minutes later the high accelerates into light speed as the cookie hits me.
> My friend is a regular stoner so that cookie was probably adjusted to his tolerance level.
> Distortion intensifies, I close my eyes and I feel like I'm falling into myself both mentally and partly physically.
> Lie like that, lost in time and space for 2 hours.
> friends help me home
> wake up next day still high. But normal high.

whats everyone listening to while baked?
listening to music is seriously the best while high.

im listening to Shpongle.

>>729857518
ur a faggot that was 3 years ago

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>>729857953
forgot image.

>>729852787
You mean the part you light up or the part you smoke?

FML I've been dry for a week now. Anyone knows a hookup in Eger or Budapest? HUNfag here

>>729854841
I'm the EXAAAAACT same way as you when I smoke weed. Fucking sucks, right? It especially sucks when I have to explain to my friends who offer me weed why I don't smoke. I don't want them to think I'm a straight-edge faggot it's just that I freak the fuck out and get twitchy and have a terrible time. Although, the only difference is that I actually have had a few enjoyable experiences with weed, i'm not sure why. Most of the time it's bad experiences though

>>729857998
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>729853095
Nah dude, i use this thing called the zig zag roller, it makes them look like theyre rolled by a machine

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Smoked it all in one huge ass blunt
>dude lmao

>>729858009
When I was in high school and I first started getting super baked with a group of friends we would watch the slap chop remix. We would watch it on repeat and laugh hysterically for a good hour each time. The first few dozen times you get high are so amazing... I wish I could experience it again. No more giggles, no more munchies, no nothin

>>729852952
JOHN

>>729857912
you have wonderful friends.

the first time i got baked i smoked all night from 6pm to 8am. i hadnt smoked weed before, but i bought my own pipe the day of. i had a great time, but my tolerance was pretty strong for someone who had never smoked before.
i have never been as high as you have, nor have i been as high as when i first had weed.
you should buy your friends some weed.

Does anyone know where to get a good weed vaporizer from in the UK?

>>729858129
This shit happens to me when I smoke during a mushroom trip. Now that, sir, is some really fucked up shit to go through. Imagine 30 ego deaths over the course of a trip at night time

One more minute

>>729858129
Dude you need to try taking .25 of xanax an hour before smoking next time. I thought I was just incompatible all this time and I always felt the same way when telling someone I don't smoke, like a complete faggot. I've also had intense panic attacks when high as well, even from a tiny small amount.

I just need to find a way to acquire more xanax. I do have a legit anxiety disorder, might be able to get some more from my doctor.

>>729858356
But it online.
Try gotvape
I bought the sutra pen and the aroma classic regular vape

>>729855529
True but then again whose a stoner for the sole purpose of making interesting storing to tell about their consumption. You just smoke to get high man

>>729857953
I too listen to Sphongle for chilling out.
When I want more intensity I go for Susanne Sundfor, norwegian psychadelic synth musician. Intensifies the high with 30%, no joke. Listen to white foxes, accelerate and slowly.

Whos gonna GET post number 420 on 4/20?

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>>729853390
Holy shit. That reminds me.
Story #4
Friend from Christmas tree story's parents are loaded. They have a 2nd party house on their 7 acres.
It's called The Cottage and has a nice pool with a decent diving board.
Many parties were had there when Mommy and Daddy left town.
One morning, after a night of we don't remember, we invent Diving Bong Hits.

Step 1: Monster rip.
Step 2: Dive!
Step 3: Touch to pool bottom. 8 feet or so?
Step 4: Rocket to surface.
Step 5: Exhale.
Step 6: Enjoy sensation, try not to pass out.

>>729858294
GRIMBLY!

>be I
>get high
>drink rye

>be me
>colombian
>smokweedeveryday.jpg

>>729858445
I need places that ship in the uk, its so hard to find any good vaporizers here

>>729858513
Probably over a dozen people that won't care about it

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>>729858535

>>729857689
In Germany we call that a "turkish circle"

>>729858589
Get a friend from the US to buy one and mail it to you, or a proxy in a nearby country.

>>729858589
What?

https://vapefiend.co.uk/arizer-air

>be me 13
>go play GameCube with the bad boys in my class
>hey anon wanna smoke a cig
>gives me a joint which I choke on
>joint gives me superpowers and I beat their asses at every game
>they never invite me back

>>729856134
Bro, I'm only mildly stoned right now. It's pretty much the same as having a buzz from beer if you've only lightly smoked.

Thing is. It's fucking great. After about a half hour, you can just get lost in what you're doing. Food tastes amazing. You can taste every compound, every flavor, every texture, as if its' the only experience in existence at the time. Your sense of taste skyrockets so fucking much, to me that's one of my favorites.

Also sometimes, if I get horny after smoking, I'll just go through the motions and start watching porn while wanking it not even thinking. Then I swear to fucking baby lama jesus, you can actually sense, and feel, in a very acute manner, the stages of euphoral and sexual escalation as your cock and mind come closer to ejaculation. Then when you're ready to explode, your mind floods with a opening up sensation as time slows and the feeling of cum shooting out of your dick feels like it lasts more like 10 seconds instead of less than 1.

It's amazing bro

>>729850877
>be me, half year ago
>make cannabutter
>eat 10g
>30 min ok i feel it
>45 min oh man i fukedupagain.jpeg
>1 hour i passed out
>5 hour im still passed out
>7 hour weak up i have to pee and eat something
>everything is resonate and so coulorful
>passed out again
>next day im still stoned as fuck but im able to function like a human being

>>729858762
Wtf? You have 1 second orgasms? What a sad life

YO DUDE LMAO WEED IS COOL WOW

reminder that weed is a nigger drug and it does affect your brain

if you smoked weeb on a regulare basis below age of 25(when the brain is fully developed)

congrats !! you are on congo tier IQ

How different do edibles really feel in comparison to lighting it

>>729854840
Sick burn dude.

>>729858962
Nice try fag. Been smoking daily since I was 17 and I have a masters degree in computer science

>>729858936
Generally the point of climax at the end only lasts a very short amount of time sadly. The fap may last ages, but the act of cumming is quick.

>>729858981
Longer and more of a body high

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>>729857295
Continued...
>Guy's friends place is Lit
>lazer lights, loud stereo, bitches, well worth the drive and lack of alcohol
>everyones turnt, we take a couple shots then decide its time for the weed butter
>Buddy and Guy both take a lil peice of the chunk of budder i got and try eating it.
>Guy gags like a pussy, Buddy manages to get it down, takes another little peice and says hes finished
>im left with about 14 grams give or take
>after the shots i took, my brain obviously isnt working to its full potential
>decide via exterior suggestion and my own go hard or go home attitude, that the best course of action would be to melt it all down into a glass in the microwave and toss it back like it aint shit
>imagine the consistancy of warm melted butter with the taste of just the dankest fucking weed youve ever imagined, im talking like chewing on a fat bud straight off the plant kind of taste
>NEARLY puke all over the kitchen, but i manned up and swallowed it right back down
>Chase it with 2/3 more beer to get the taste out of my mouth
>wait a couple hours to see how budder will effect me
>nothing.jpg
>fast fwd to 3am
>dont feel a damn thing from the budder, the drinks got me buzzing pretty nice
>Buddy is having a good time
>Guy is absolutely trashed, totally incohearant, couldnt stand up, and i gotta drive this idiot all the way back home
>oh shit, moms getting up for work soon and i gotta get the car back unscathed
>proceed to load up the drunk bus and head home
>Buddy is in the back seat, giggling like an idiot at something that he wouldnt share with me
>Guy has his head dangling out the passenger window
>Im doin the mini swerves but i got it under control
>drop guy, drop buddy, head home, pull into the driveway, walk in, toss the keys on the counter and head to bed
>pretty choked that i didnt get high off the budder, but had a decent night nonetheless!
>forget about it and fall asleep
Cont....
Pic related is MKUltra, favorite local strain

>>729859059
Then you need to experience pussy

>>729858700
Oh shit lmao thanks, i wish i had the money to buy one of these vaporizers though, im a uni student, aint got 100's to spare lol one day

>>729850877
My best weed story is that I quit a long time ago.

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>>729859033
(you)

>>729859072
But does shit like listening to music still feel as fucking awesome.

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>>729859167
10x more awesome.

>me trying weed
>get a couple of hits
>nothing happens
>maybe a little paranoid
>never managed to try more than that cuz i have no friend now and the few i had before never passed me the joint

Right now i just smoked a joint i think

>>729859101
i luv to get anal in 420 mood... i'm about to

Current weed story...
> Live in the PNW on disability get medical weed and free housing ($800 rent but nice. EBT, free transit.
> Woke up an hour ago from a nap and start smoking Middlefork, listen to Floyd at midnight on classical radio.
> Bought a bucket of XTRA Crispy and 4 tallboys of beer I carried home in my coat pockets yesterday.
> Smoke, nap, soak in the bath, eat, fap and watch brain damaging shit all day.
> Everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZNUwLqBkG8

>>729859125
Nope. 5'10" and 135 lbs with a woman and child, the only thing I have in common with that monster is hair color

>>729859167
Yes

>>729859033
same here just mechanical engineer and now im doing an international welding specialist engineer (ewe/iwe) degree

>>729859101
Lol more rather you need to experience remedial elementary level sex ed again. Closing the curtains on a fap, ie shooting the sperm. Is not a gradual process. The buildup is, but the finale is not.

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>>729859301
>5'10"
>135
>with muh wife's child

KEK

HOLY SHIT DUDE I COULD SNEEZE ON YOU AND BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT

>>729859325
Then you've never had good sex. I can have 5+ second orgasms. Try having your bitch eat your ass until you cum without touching your dick

can someone teach me how to make a sploof without dryer sheets?
And also, how long does the weed smell stay in the room?
Gf lives in apartment complex, we want to smoke there.

>>729859280

get your lotion ready or tomorrow it might hurt to shit lad

>>729859399
Not married you fucking idiot, I'm not giving half of my shit away for a place to put my dick. And your sentence didn't make sense. Blow me out?

>>729859480
make tincture no smell and effective as fuck

>>729859294
Also my disability is being white, 42, family history of metal illness. I quit Blockbuster a decade ago and started collecting a monthly check.
My end game is suicide at 50 when the gravy train runs out.

For now life is good, still get laid, still in decent shape. Ive just hated dealing with the public after a year at Blockbuster. Got tickets for Judas Priest and Megadeth for Sept at the Tacoma Dome.

>>729859451
Not into stinky shit relating to my own ass. I'll give monster fucking salad tossing, but my butthole is a private sanctuary of rippled flesh, hair and occasional poop hairs.

>>729859592
Don't knock it until you try it.

>>729858434
Ever try a little alcohol before the weed instead? Like a shot or two just to calm the nerves.

Alcohol and benzos work very similarly (which is one reason you really shouldn't mix them).

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>>729859539
you're a little faggot, that's the meaning of my sentence, cuck

have fun raising someone else's child.

still you might enjoy it right ?

dude just smoke some more weed lmao chill

>>729859696
I've heard a lot of negative things about it.

>>729859586
How 2?

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>be me
>smoke weed
>the end
Nice story amirite

>>729859718
You sound uneducated and like the rest of the idiots on here that think cuck is something it isn't. And I can't smoke because I'm this guy

>>729856305

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>>729854666

>>729859718
Also we've been friends since we were kids, I trust her with my life and she trusts me with hers. Never met a more loyal woman in my life, and my son looks EXACTLY like me when I was his age so I know he's mine.

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>>729859897
>actual cuck is offended i misrepresent his kind

ok cuck

>>729860025
I know what a cuck is because cuckold is a word that existed before this image board, unlike you kiddo

>>729860020
no, you weren't black at 6 and turned white at 10

>>729859880
Worth a shot (no pun intended) after you run outta benzos. Just go easy, drink less than you think you'd need to.

>>729860105
>i-i googled what cuck means
>i-i'm not a newfag!!!!
>notice me !!!

fuck off newfag

>>729860118
You're right, I've always been white. And we've been friends since 6th grade, that's age 11 haha

>>729860181
You're a fucking idiot. It's trolls like you that made the Internet become such a trash bin. Good job, I took your bait about blowing me.

>>729860181
This famm
100x this
Faggots come to threads they don't like to shit it up like
?????

>>729860025
Haha. I've actually been on the giving side of making another guy a cuck. Bit of a guilty conscience here and there, but mainly (it was good fuckin)

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>>729859091
Continued (pt3)...

>wake up like 2 hours later
>De-Fucking-stroyed
>I am not drunk, i am as high as a giraffes asshole
>the chinese would assimilate me into their culture without hestiation
>i became snoop dogg
>18 year old me felt like i got raped by mary janes long hard thorny cock
>outside of these ridiculous explainations, i cant even describe to any of you how stoned i actually was, the words dont exist i dont think i couldve formed a whole scentence if you offered me a million dollars
>at this point i had no idea what to do, couldnt use my phone, couldnt hardly walk, so i basically cocooned myself into a blanket slug and rolled to my game room and passed the fuck out.
>i wake up sometime later, back in my bed and roll over to check the time, its only about 3pm, so im not hurting too bad, mom will be home soon and im cohearant enough to converse with her if need be
>get out of bed, walk downstairs still wobbly as fuck, lay myself on the couch and chill there till she gets home
>she walks in the door, into the living room and then just stops
>not a single word comes out of her mouth, she just stares at me with this look
>"so now that your alive, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
>alive? She must know i drove back all fucked up
>oh its worse than that
>she proceeds to tell me about the fact that there was puke all down the side of her car, and in the nooks of the passenger door and she drove it like that all day without noticing it
>my best guess is Buddy in the back seat was giggling because he was watching Guy chunder all over the passenger side, across the windows, and inside the car without me noticing
>this isnt even nearly the worst part
>she then proceeds to ask what drugs i was on for the last couple days
>what do you mean drugs?
>we went to the party came back and i went to bed, there may have been puke cuz Guy was drinking, but i wasnt on drugs.
cont...
no more OC weed pics so heres a weed meme for the lulz

>>729860370
Sorry my dude but you're a faggot for coming to a thread you don't like to post
>w-weeds a nigger drug!!!
>no y-your an idiot!!!
>cuck amirite
Lmao kys or smoke weed like op drinks cum

>>729860373
Are you fucking kidding me? You'd better be that asshole samefagging. I responded to a guy that came to the 420 thread and said weed is a nigger drug

>>729860528
You got it backwards too you fucking idiot

You guys need to look at the God damn sequence of posts

>>729860591 < me


Also, I fucking GROW indoor.

>be me
>huge as bag of trimmings
>don't smoke anymore
>still have it
>how to sell and not go to jail?

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>>729860591
>nigger druggies cant figure out who's who
>muh amazement

point proven you are all braindead fag-nogs

literally laughing out loud you cucks

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>>729860591
Well then you're the fag here because you responded like a nigger
>o-oh my this fag is clearly talking to the other guy lemme call him an idiot
Kys fag9

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>>729860725
Eh fuck off im not even high
BOTH of you are faggots tbbh
Made it hard to tell who's who

>>729860923
>Made it hard to tell who's who

i'm sure it was hard for you, buddy

The average /b user is too much of a bitch nigga to smoke weed.

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>>729860967
It was kinda like trying to tell the difference between a gay guy and a fag
Basically the same thing
Oh wait they are
Also enjoy this rare pepe yours seem a little old

>>729860805
Still don't get it huh? Let me explain it in a way you'd understand, with greentext.

>been in thread since beginning.
>dude says weed is for niggers
> I say I smoke daily since 17 and have masters degree
>someone posts a pic implying I'm some 300 lb monster
>I reply with height and weight
>guy makes some statement about blowing me
>everything goes downhill

And now the fucking trolls are having their laughs.

>be me
>New Years eve
>"oy anon wanna try weed?"
>was after a tough breakup
>fuck it why not
>hits blunt
>never smoked anything before
>cough my lungs out
>boi was I high
>friends tell me I am a stable star
>holy fuck I am stable as fuck
>I feel like going to the space
>friend sits down next to me
>"dude if you roll your arms you'll be a rolling pumpkin"
>start rolling my arms
>Jesus fucking Christ I'm rollin'
>go inside the house
>eat some shit
>"anon we're going for a trip"
>kay
>go outside
>Jesus fuck I'm fucked
>remember watching KungFuPanda with siblings earlier that day
>Holy shit I'm Po from Kung Fu Panda
>Think I can read minds
>We get to a road crossing
>There is a small hill in front of us
>imagine I am an American soldier from WWII
>See Japanese fags charging me and screaming banzai
>Call of fucking duty as fuck
>continue walking
>Friends are like "the fuck you doing homie"
>figure I'm the darkness from The Darkness II
>start calling friend "Jackie" and talking shit with weird voice
>I change into a fucking batsman
>think I'm invisible
>see moon
>holy shit I become the werewolf from Harry Potter
>I replay the scene from the actual movie where he changes into the werewolf
>we decide to go back
>back home I can't speak and everyone is a fucking groundhog to me
>go to sleep on a couch
>wake up
>"anon you were blazed af"
>from this moment I only smoke pot and don't drink alcohol

I used to sell bud and meet everyone I sold to at this mexican restaurant down the street from my house. I sold to my brothers younger friends still in high school. I didn't know any names only phone numbers.
One night I agree to sell an eighth to a familiar number, I decided to bring an extra eighth just in case. I pull up next to their car and get out and sell the eighth and everything went smoothly. As I'm driving home I get a text from the number saying they just pulled up to the restaurant..... I'm flipping out because I have no idea who I just sold that eighth to(they paid my price no questions asked). So I flip around and sell my extra eighth I had on me and was able to re up that night. I stopped selling soon after that..

>>729861129
See
>>729861086

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>>729861129
>the lightwaight manlet raising his wife's child is terribly mad

YOU GOT BTFO TWICE IN A SINGLE THREAD YOU RETARDED CUNT

GO SMOKE SOME OF DAT KEWL WEED TO FEEL BETTER ASAP

HA HA HA HA HA

>>729861148
I had a friend in high school that smoked a blunt with a nigger outside a smokeshop one time. Gave nigger his number. Nig calls for a zip one night. Nig set him up with a cop. Buddy went to jail. That was some fucked up shit.

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>>729859033
Political science master's reporting. Also been smoking since I was 17.

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>>729861243
>Mfw he got btfoed twice by two different anons

>>729861131
That story makes you sound like someone who has never smoked weed and you think this might be weed would work.

>Make a bong out of a water bottle
>Smoke a couple night with my friend, just kind of chills him out. Makes me feel weird as fuck
>Decide to smoke all that we have left
>No lighter, using a rolled up piece of paper and setting it on fire on the stove
>I sit down, high as fuck
>Friend stands in kitchen, says he can see the future
>Puts food in microwave, sets it for two minutes
>He comes into the living room and sits with me, we talk for what feels like an hour
>Microwave dings, we freak the fuck out
>He keeps telling me that he is on a TV show and everything he says is off a scripts
>I just go to bed, too fucked to think

>>729861129
serves you right for being a skinny normie in the land of the aspie hambeasts.

also happy 420 ill light up a hash one later in your honor

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thought there would be a lot more "going under" stories, dont know the universal term but thats what we say here basically its when youre high as fuck and something really strange is happening but its only really strange because of your high state

>Be me 17, new years night
>On our way to some house for a "drinking party"
>None of us have drinks so we all get high in a nearby park
>Degenerates.png
>Arrive at the house
>Literally only 4 girls there
>All drunk already and ugly as fuck
>me and my friends decide to just chill at the house for a while before leaving
>Shit starts getting crazy a few hours in
>one of these girls just starts smashing up shit in the house in a drunken rage
>I watch on
>another girl starts complaining about the mess saying we need to help clean up
>we've just been sitting down
>some food these girls ordered arrives
>this absolute dinosaur of a girl once again creates a disgusting mess
>rice dish flipped all over the carpet
>rat looking girl eats rice with bare hands off the floor whilst singing to shitty music
>after a few hours of watching this chaos unfold
>we leave to get higher
>the girls parents got back and were pissed
>tfw she gave all of our names to her parents
>tfw we almost got blamed for what those bitches did that night

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>>729859270
You "think" you smoked a joint? How high are you m8?

>>729860489

Dude my sides! Cont already u lazy fuck

420GET

I just want to sleep every time I 'smoke'. How can you find it fun?

>>729861784
You're not smoking the right strain.

>>729858962
Your post is fucked. The irony is palatable

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>>729860489
Continued Pt 4

>wait, what drugs have i been on for the last couple days?
>"well you came down one time in the last 3 days, stumbled into the kitchen, fell into the fridge, proceeded to make yourself a sandwich and then walked back upstairs"
>what the fuck is she talking about, 3 days?
>i walk back upstairs confused as hell, and go looking for my phone
>not in my bedroom, not in the bathroom, go check the game room
>holy shit the mess
>doritos, cheetos, half eaten pudding cups, candy
>basically a nest of food wrappers and blankets
>dig through it still confused as fuck, wondering why it was such a mess, thinking my brother had people over and they stole my phone or something and that everyone was fucking with me
>find my phone
>omfg.life
I went to this party on sunday night, i look at my phone and its fucking THURSDAY!!
>3 and a half days of my life vanished before my eyes, i felt like i had been abducted or something, i couldnt believe it.
>And i was STILL stoned
>for these three days i had people calling me like crazy not knowing what the hell happened to me.
>after reconnecting with Buddy and Guy, turns out Buddy was stoned as hell for about a day after and was worried like hell that i had died or something
>Guy was so drunk he gave us the wrong adress and woke up outside his neighbors house on the doorstep cuz his key wouldnt work
>i had to pay for my moms car to get cleaned and detailed aswell as attend some drug councelling thing cuz everyone was convinced i was on heroin

True Story.
And now for a fat dab..

>>729861131
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>729850877
Just picked up a half of blueberry bubblegum, YEW

Bumpwhenbaked

>>729852147
RIP mate

>>729862068

Holy fucking kek. But melting 14g of weed butter and drown it, you had to be one dense motherfucking kiddo. Wonder you didnt die instantly. Kek

>>729862027
ikr

dude weed lmao

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>haven't been high in like two months
>find an old pipe that I haven't seen in months
>it had some stuff from months ago
Life is kinda cool sometimes.

>>729862427
I had that happen to me once. Like a gift from god.

>>729862068
Kek. Unfortunate, but it makes one hell of a story.

>>729862308
Honestly man i was just a dumb teenager, i had never even seen straight weed butter before so i didnt know what to expect, figured for 20 bucks it wasnt gunna kill me but fuck was i wrong

>>729854226
Aka the good ol days.. I miss them.. Hold me

>>729854463
Heartwarming

>>729862068
ultimate kek

Had to flush an oz of bigbud down toilet. I had wet shit water hands from the oz not going down u bend so I had push it down. Hense the way hands. A copper got me in handcuffs and his hands were covered in shitty toilet water.... he was stressed cos he didn't find anything and was wiping his hands all over his face ahahahah I was laughing cos of that and crying cos I was 17 and lost about £280 right before Christmas haha so many good stories I've got :p

>be me17 first time smoke
>hotboxing car like there aint no tomorrrow
>highasakite.jpg
>joints fly left and right, up and down
>continue consuming
>highest.png
>i see reality vanishing infront of my eyes
>everything dark now
>ashighascanbe.mp4
>strange gentle noises all around for all eternity
>comingdown.exe
>fucking cold in the car
>eyes and brain boot up complete
>friends were shouting at me for ages wanting me to close the goddamn car window

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Some sour diesel im smoking today

>me and dad come back from visiting grandparents
>pissed and exhausted from dealing with my grandmother in laws bullshit
>friend calls and tells us to head over to their house to pick up the rest of a bottle of jose cuervo
>also has some jeans for me to try on before they go in a yard sale
>get there and head around back to the deck
>friend already blazed gives us the tequila and we all hang out and toke
>dads taking swigs between drags and so am I
>starting to feel better from earlier but I'm completely unaware of the affects of cross fading, especially on tequila
>all of a sudden my time perception became completely fucked and I couldn't focus on anything
>constantly turning head between my dad and friend like a fucking owl
>Dad and friend are doing alright thanks to all their years of hippy escapades
>"Anon why don't you try on those jeans now?"
>I have no fucking idea what my friends talking about but I follow them into the house anyway
>Hands me the jeans and leads me to the bathroom
>"Let me know If you want em' they're 5 dollars"
> I tried my absolute fucking hardest to put on these pants, one minute my leg is 20 inches long the next its 5 ft long. I had to balance my head on the counter to make myself steady because it felt like any moment my head was just gonna crash through the floor.
>after what feels like an hour I FINALLY GET THE PANTS ON
>make my way back out onto deck but not without crashing into a few things
>"Do you want them anon?"
>just nod and sit back down to try and stop the spinning.
>Wait a little bit longer and ask my dad If we can leave, he fucks with me for a bit knowing I'm way out of it saying 'we'll never leave' but eventually stops once he sees how panicked I am and him and my friend walk me back to the car.
>Eventually get home and am desperate to find out how to make this stop.
>Muster all my strength to type in some semblance of 'too high how to stop'
>Read something about eating pepper corns counter acts the affect

cont 1/2

>be me
>want to buy weed
>no friends to ask for weed
>don't know where to find a dealer
>go to the kitchen
>drink carrot juice
>healthy because no weed so no cancer

>>729864643
>I don't even take a second to question that shit
>Head into the kitchen and look all through the cabinets looking for our pepper grinder
>rip that shit apart and dump all the pepper corns into my hand and then pour them into my mouth like trail mix
>Start chewing and realize this was a stupid Idea
>desperately trying to spit out all these pepper chunks while still disoriented as fuck
>Finally just give up and go to bed thinking I would be stuck in some infinite slow time dimension with a nasty pepper flavor in my mouth forever
>next morning completely fine like nothing had happened.

TL/DR

weed and tequila is a no no

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weed gives me too much anxiety and paranoia, I feel like everyone is talking to me and something bad is just waiting to happen, hard to explain but I have intense fear everytime I smoke, I hate it and it's caused me not to like weed

Well i thought of a way to use home made bongs / GB without using tin foil and fucking your lungs
I will post if anyone ask's

>>729865841

Go for it

Why do people claim weed is some degradation to there daily life meanwhile I only enjoy on weekends and these same people stuff themselves with coffee

>>729850877
>Be me
>Summer of last year
>with friend, incredibly high
>"Anon, let's light this pack of firecrackers"
>sure
>take the firecrackers
>decide it's a good idea to light and throw them
>the moment I light them I go to throw them
>ohfuck.jpg
>firecrackers slide up the main fuse and immediately begin popping
>drop them after arond 5 explode in my hand
>go inside
>middle finger, ring finger, and thumb all fucked
>2nd degree burns
>Hold ice in my right hand for the rest of the day
>No ambulance called
>Listen to Yelawolf and Afroman during this time
Good memories

>>729866062
Most people don't think for themselves and/or never question whether or not they are thinking for themselves.

>>729865909
Well you would use a bottle like normal but instead of tinfoil you just cut off the stem end of the apple. Then make a small hole through the steam bit and then forcibly screw in the soft, inside end of the apple- the screwing in will make it easy to remove and put back on the bottle.

>>729866207
apple wont burn cos water content + nothing in an apple is as bad as tinfoil

>>729866207
yuck, use a hose and socket you shitcunt

>>729866273
Hose and socket?
That sounds interesting, explain

>>729850877
i had an old rock star give me a shit ton of weed once. i helped stock the tour bus during a gig and there was a huge pile of nice bud there and i was hey whose is that and the one says thats cys weed. after show standing round making sure the slags dont get too close to the band and the tour bus door opens and its cy waving me over to the bus and he saya hey we have to go but you can have this and dumps all the bud into my hands in front of like a dozen cops who didnt see nuffin. next night we got comped and chilled with the band in stae college pa, all went better than expected.
every word is true.

>>729866493
>sorry anons too lazy too green text

>>729866332
http://i.imgur.com/TClkBg2.jpg

something like this, gotta be the thick plastic so it doesnt flex when you pull, bang a 12mm socket in and your set to go

quick easy and cheap,,,

>>729866617
Does the hose not burn due to the heat?

>>729850877
>>729850877
checked.
complete and utter phychosis
rolling,

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>>729850877

>be me
>smoke weed
>say something to my friend
>he doesn't say anything
>look over at him
>mfw no one is there

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>>729866094
Fucking vaginaaa

>>729866617
Ausfag?

>>729855209
Smoking blue

>>729866332
>>729866674
>>729866936
if you dont like the hose idea you can wack a socket into a metal pipe, been trying to take a photo but the lappys temperamental,,,

nzfag

>>729866617
Orchy bottle, nice. I like a Powerade bottle myself, same plastic, and the hole for the hose leaves the word "power" on the side of your bottle, which is nice.

>>729865140
Dude. Done that before
>be me
>piss drunk
>friend "hey anon, lets smoke that blunt"
> me being drunk okay okay anon 2
>10 minutes pass after smoke, hey anon 2, im not feeling it
> 30 minutes later, tripping the fuck out trying to find my phone.
>Hey anon 2 where is my chair??
>Anon 2 looks at me laughs and continues to stare at the wall
>Thinks to self "more alcohol will fix how fucked i am".....
IT DOES NOT!
>Passes out
>wakes up
Never again

>>729852540
good roll but your twist annoys me

>>729867203
Ausfags like myself use gatorade bottles

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>be me 14/15
>friend messages me on MSN messenger
>"hey you wanna smoke a spliff? it's AK47"
>of course i fucking do
>go stand in some alleyway near his house and smoke "half" a spliff with him (i think he got fun out of letting me smoke the most and watching me destroy myself)
>"hey my parents are out now, let's go to my house"
>i'm blazed as fuck and my legs aren't working properly by this point so i just grunt and mindlessly follow him
>i don't know how much time passed but he asked i i want another spliff
>yea why not this is pretty good, i feel content, i want some more good content-ness
>"you light it i'll be back in a second"
>smoked entire spliff and he didn't come back and i sat outside completely off my tree for at least an hour
>gain enough sentience to think about going inside for a split second
>all of a sudden i'm in his room and he's laughing so much he's crying
>"did i just teleport?"
>by this point he looks like he's having a panic attack and i'm just confused as hell
>"you didn't come back"
>he's like completely handicapped by this point, i don't know what i did before now but i guess i said funnier stuff because he's laughing so much it's kinda scary
>his parents come back
>"anon?"
>"what?"
>"just checking you're in"
>i'm so high this fills me with complete dread, i've never been so paranoid in my life, just the thought of his parents finding me completely out of it terrified me
>sneak out of his house like a stoned ninja
>run all the way home at top speed, the most stoned i've ever been in my life, probably almost fell over like 20 times, this is the best part of the story for me and i can't describe it but it was spiritual, although i can imagine the people that seen me running laughing just like my friend

sorry if you expect a crazy ending but that's it

>>729867347
nzfags like myself use the thickest plastic bottle available,

>>729858294
NUMBERS

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Currently in college studying econ and politics
>2 mates doing photography
>get a text saying if i want to join them
>grab my dslr 500
>head out

it was the middle of summer so just wearing shorts and a baggie t-shirt

>walking towards forested area
>see our dealer
>exchange pleasantries
>buy 2g on our way past
>goodday.jpg

luckily my camera bag contained rizzlers and a bus card, so i rolled a few joints

>spent 5 hours stumbling round English pastures and woodland taking pictures

>>729850877
One time me and my friend smoked three grams of amnesia. Shit was weird

>>729854957

Your hands look like a pair of grimey hands that belong to a junkie. Cut your nails, damn.

>>729856896
that is hot best party bong ever

>>729857613

You are a terrible person for using one of those. Fuck is wrong with you? Shit gets scorching hot, you're inhaling metal fumes, hard as fuck to clean, and just overall makes you look like a junkie when you use it in public.

>>729850877
>>>729864786

>>729853390
in germany we call it a 'turkish' round

>>729859267
Relatable. I've only smoked twice and nothing happened both times

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>>729850877
>be me
>sophomore year
>friends and I hand made plans to smoke at one friends house
>about 6 people total including me
>2 friends important to this story
>we'll call them M and A
>M was the person's house we were smoking
>he was a heavy stoner but wasn't retarded
>had a ridiculous tolerance due to constant high and and being 6'3" despite only being 15 at the time
> got to the point where you couldn't tell whether he was high or not
>M had this shed in his back yard that was about 15x15 ft w/ a big metal
>we had arranged 6 lawn chairs in a circle, had a light and a radio
>would hotbox the shit out of it
>shit was cash
>A had decent tolerance and was a kinda funny kid
>when he got high he would get insane munchies and eat practically everything he could find
>we get in M's shed around 01:00 anf he pulls out a bong
>M also shows us a blue bag labelled shitake mushrooms with pride
>why do u have shitake mushrooms M?
Tells us they are physcadelic shrooms and proceed to open up the bag and show us dried up shroom which smelled like shit
>everyone decided we would omly smoke because we would have to sneak back into my house and we didn't want anyone tripping balls since none of us had ever taken shrooms before beside M
>I had a bad feelimg that something would go wrong
Cont?

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>smoke weej with girlfriend
>fuck a bunch
>smoke more weed
>listen to post-rock while falling asleep, have sick lucid dreams
>life's good

>>729853390
In france it's called an indian

anyone think that using wooden pipes is bad got a nice little one i take on walks but don't want to fk myself up even tho im smoking weed

>>729868514
I've never heard anything about wood pipes being bad. I think they're pretty classy.

>>729854487
Were you alone during the trip or with friends ?
You didn't even puke or pass out ?

>>729850877
>was raging alcoholic
>was getting so bad I couldn't go a single week without being trashed for at least 50% of it
>took a notion to re-visit my youth
>bought some weed
>I drink socially now and don't even worry about relapse
>hangovers are dead and gone and life has improved

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Be on festival for ten days straight. (roskilde, Denmark.)
The last half of the festival got completely out of hand. At one point i had around ten differnt types of hash and weed. Plus 1.5 of the godly gold thc oil. Then the psychedlics came.. five days of hardcore tripping on lsd 2cb and mdma. The entire camp with me as the worst.
The festival is really another story.
BUT eventually it was over and we had to drive home. Brother was going to the army in two weeks so he was the only one in our group who only drank at the festival.
As we approach the swedish boarder i kept smoking dabs. The road was swinging from all the acid from the night before and i kept forgetting that we were getting closer to the boarder,because i was drawing and tripping out. Forgot to hide my fannypack of drugs.
Realize as we pull up to customs and theres 5 customguards standing ready.
OH FUUUUUUUUUCK
Stuff the fannypack under the carseat.
Its gonna be fiiine.
Hello. where have you been ?
Bro: At roskilde festival, going home.
Do you have alcohol over the import limit.
Me: Dont really know but if so its opened.
He glances at the chock full cargo area and started asking about drugs.
Me: Nah we stayed at the silent camps, taking an easy approach to the festival. Of coure we saw some fucked up people.
Bro: silent and clean ( theres actually an area called that there)
Im going to the military in two weeks.
Alrigthy then.
Do you mind if we get a dog to sniff the car
Both: Ofcourse not, bring the hounds.
Oookay, move on and have a safe trip home.
Bro: oh and that car behind us is also with us.
Yeep! take care now!
Drive off.
Wait for other car ( shitty old merc, younger than us in the car. driver took acid the same time as me but stopped smoking so i guess he wasent as bad as me but still..
Find fannypack. and start smoking again.
i had ca 2 grams of hash. one gram of oil, 3 hits lsd, sleeping pills and nitrous oxide.
How did he not suspect anything.
What a magnifficent end to that mayhem!

>>729868447
Continue please

>>729850877
I'm on mobile so sorry for block of text. When I was in high school, I had a job cleaning out foreclosures in Florida, with the second highest foreclosure rate in the nation. Some buddies of mine were working about an hour and a half out of town, and this black guy walks up with a plastic shopping bag of weed. He sold them half an Oz for like $40. They watched the neighbors for a while, and saw people going in and out of another foreclosure. They asked a guy walking by what was going on, he told them some bangers abandoned a grow op cause they heard the cops were on em. My buddies went back that night with contractors trash bags and cleaned it out. They woke me up at 2 am. I went out to their car, it was pulled to the roof in the back seat with trash bags. The trunk was packed. Barely shut.

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>>729855039
Here's an interesting, completely legal weed story.

>>Go to WA

>>Live in CO, experienced smoker

>>Decide to try out how WAs weed game is since legalization (Hint: CO has it down better on the recreational spectrum)

>>Split 100 mg bag of cookies with GF, burn a pre-roll

>>This is after a 30+ day tolerance break

>>Wander around Seattle like a buncha fucking giggling tourists, until there's a noise, a loud one.

>>Over my head.

>>Did you know that Seattle has a fucking subway line that goes over your mother fucking head when you're on the sidewalk? Because I didn't.

>>My high ass looks up at the bottom of a moving, screeching subway train, and this can only mean one thing to someone who is suffering from THC poisoning:

>>MFW you're waiting for the crossing light, get hit by a subway train, and your soul is descending into the earth, but you are at peace with this sudden, painless demise.

>>But then you're not dead and THAT'S when you get confused.