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Virgin here. Should I lose my virginity and have dirty filthy

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Virgin here. Should I lose my virginity and have dirty filthy sex with this chick for $45? She'll let me do anything I want.
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>>729848476
hell ya
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Yes. It's gonna suck either way just get it over with
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depends what you look like
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>>729848476
You're worth more than 45 dollars anon. Don't sell yourself short
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>>729848476
she's pretty gross. I mean I guess you should just to lose it. I wouldn't. I'd give her maybe ten to suck my cock with a condom on and I hate condoms. I've never had to use one for some head but I would. I'd probably back off that ten dollar price too. Maybe start with some leftovers from my fridge as a first offer.
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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes and get it over with. Lost mine to a fatty that was half retarded.
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>>729848802
lol this place is just full of pathetic betas. I'm a piece of shit but I mean you all just make me feel so good about myself.
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>>729848476
id fuck for 45
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Duuude noooo. Good lord man
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>>729848961
Get a load of this guy with his self-respect. What are you even doing here anon?
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>>729848476
Yeah let her pay you.
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>>729848961
Hahaha please more people say no. I really don't want to do this. My dignity and dick are fighting and so far my dick is winning.
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>>729848943
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>>729849101
dignity? you have a lot to learn faggot. is she in your social network?
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>>729849101
Any more pictures? I mean, she's got some big tits, so if you could hide that nasty face somehow...?
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Honestly, do it anon.

I've had better odds for free and didn't take it. Now I'm too beta to even cum on my wife's tits, she doesn't take it on the mouth and I've only had anal 2 times and it was not as pleasant as I wanted because she hates it.

Yep. Do it anon. And do EVERYTHING YOU WANT. SERIOUSLY MATE.

Ugly as fuck? Who the fuck cares. It's not like you are a male model waiting to be found by an agent or whatever.

Do it. At the very least you'll have plenty of fun stories to tell. And better yet if you record it and post to motherless dot com.
DO EET.
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>>729849256
Found her on craigslist tbh fam

I asked her if I needed to use a condom and she said no lol
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>>729848476
That definitely fucks niggers, AIDSes are coursing through it's cholesterol soaked veins.
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>>729849330
>I asked her if I needed to use a condom and she said no lol

That's reason enough to not do it.
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>>729848476
Anon don't lose your virginity to gay sex
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>>729849101
You're asking on /b/.

Why the fuck do you think you have any dignity?

Where the FUCK do you think you are?
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>>729849330
that's a red flag. Use a condom. Only do anal. Throw that shitty condom full of your retarded virgin load on her back right after you finish and get the fuck out.
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>>729849501
always take the condom with you
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>>729848476
Do you really want to lose your virginity to some ugly fat chick YOU HAVE TO PAY????????
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>>729849303
Her nipples
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>>729848476
What the fuck is this chick central american or something?
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>>729849501
Totally agreed.

No req for condom on paid sex... Dude, she's either trying to "gold dig" (kek), or trying to give you some stupid sdt or whatever.

Sound like crazy. DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. Unless you can quickly get away without any sort of communication. AND DO NOT LEAVE THE CONDOM BEHIND.

SRLSY, MATE.
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>>729849728
Thank you for putting it that way. That's what I was thinking but I can have sex right now this minute and do everything I want to a female. Hmmm hard choice.
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>>729849765
I mean of her. There's more to a girl than her fucking nipples, dingus.
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>>729848943

Me Alpha!
Me fuck new 10/10 girl every day.
Silly beta not as good as me

You probably lost your virginity to your uncle.
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>>729849888
check'em
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>>729849101
Telling you man if you fuck that abomination you will lose more you gain
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>>729849930
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Bro not worth it go get a better lookin hooker
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>>729849765
if this makes ur dick wiggle you should get in there. dont ever be ashamed of your sexual activities.
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>>729849569
she do kind of look to be that level of crazy. I just don't want to carry out a fat girl shit covered condom. I guess if I paid 45 bucks I'm going to ask that pig to lick her shit off that rubber before I take it off. That's what we call, getting your money's worth.
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SHE HAS A YOUNG ONE ABORT
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>>729849765
Jesus christ is this the new troll thread? Look at that thumb
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>>729848476
Anything you want, AND she'll give you $45? Go for it!
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What does "anything" mean?
For $45 you don't even have to get sexual, there's plenty of shit you could have her do for shits and giggles.
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No. No. No. No. You fucking fool.
I don't care if you lose it at 45, for the love of god, don't lose it to a fucking greasy whore for money or for free.

Goddamn, dude.. Have a little fucking self respect. Guys like you make me sick, man.
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>>729850262
Yea play a nice little game of scrabble then monopoly with her
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If Trips, OP fucks the nasty hag without a condom.
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Came to masturbate to trap tittyfuck cumshots.

Ended up giving advice to virgin beta.

That's how derailed my life is now.

BTW. Do eet, anon. There will always be better choices and worse choices.

If you really don't want to, don't do it. But remember that you'll feel a lot less of a loser when you cum after 3 thrusts with an ugly chick than with a >6/10.

Just saying. You'll cum in <1min, bro. It happens to everyone, unless <50% horny.
So... you know what's best.

Depending on your age, you may be ready for seconds in 5 mins. so... That's that. Cum in the mouth first. That's a plus.
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>>729850113
Meh, sure, why not?
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>>729850113
i say go for it
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>>729849988
fuck your double dubs nigger you don't know me. I said I'm a piece of shit. My uncle never would've spent so much of my money.
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ima 18 year old virgin and i would not fuck that even for free
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>>729850113
And this bitch has a kid too??? C'mon, anon, don't lose your virginity to some ghetto, single mom hood rat that YOU HAVE TO PAY.
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>>729850113
feed that bitch some baby batter and make airplane noises as you swoop ur dick right between her lipth

then feed that baby some apple sauce because babies love that shit, trust me
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>>729848476
fuck her in the butt then make her suck her poops off your wayner.
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>>729850528
You must be a lot of fun at parties
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Do it, $45 bucks is a steal. Just wear a condom and slap them tiddies around
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>>729850363
Don't be an idiot. If that's your idea of "shits and giggles" you really need to get out more.

Besides, she obviously couldn't play games so advanced.
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>>729849330
>I asked her if I needed to use a condom and she said no lol

Fucking kek. Yer nuts if you think it's a good idea to raw dog some Craigslist slut
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>>729850605
dude are you kidding me?

that girl is probably 200 lbs, full of shitty tattoos, has glasses, single mom and retarded face...
who the fuck would pay for her?
i mean, i would consider fucking her ifi were a 50 yo truck driver but a young dude has to be sick to even fuck her for free...
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>>729848476

Holy fuck. $45 is about $46 too much. You should ask her about virgin discounts. That or you could just kill her, hump her dead body, then set her on fire in a vacant lot some place. Keep your $45 that way.
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>>729849728
haggle with this busty mongoloid, bring t down to like $25, 20.03 if you can!

if you guys think is the worst you could do you must be lucky enough to live in a town that has a nigger population of 0
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Got a kid... Though choice anon. If you're really not willing, don't do it.

Bitch with a kid and that cheap? Sounds like crazy.
You sure this is not some nigger trying to rob and rape you with thumbnails?


Dude, if you're really really needing this, go for it, but do not put it in her. If you do anal and there's shit, it'll be gross.
Vaginal - no way with that. Too risky.

Get some throatfuck, titjob or whatever. Just to get your confidence up.
But 45 for that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. You're better off trying on tinder.
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>>729850828
>has glasses
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>>729850828
uh virgins? People who post here? Are you always this stupid?
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>>729850872
Tough*
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OP here.

For all of you saying get a better hooker- where does one find hookers?
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>>729848476

Fuck that dude just hit up tinder or craigslist or backpage or something.

bitch got them crazy eyes
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>>729848476
Put it in her butt.
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>>729848476
>Those tattoos.

They actually complement her trashy appearance.
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>>729848792
This
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>>729849330
Backpage, my guy.

The list is full of bots
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>>729850924
dude if you are op then you must be really fucking ugly or retarded to have those low standars and keep being a virgin, kek
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>>729850972
Not OP, also interested in that.

For social research purposes, obviously.
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>>729848476
Don't put your penis in her mashed potato vagina. Her ass probably feels like fucking a wet gym sock as well. Find someone better
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Depends how OP looks. If he looks like ass, then might as well go for it. If not, then wait it out
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Nigga I'd fuck for free
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>>729850113
Yeah do it.
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>>729851096
CRAIGLIST, INTERNET EVEN NEWSPAPPER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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DO IT! Wear a condom, use every hole.
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>>729849101
U can't fuck dignity, fuck her then
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>>729851392
Dignity doesnt feel as good as nutting, and you'll forget the shame as you get older.
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I say do it. Wear a condom at all times though. Don't do anal with a condom or get special anal condoms. Regular condoms rip a lot in anal play. I don't know why these idiots are telling you to do anal instead of vaginal since that shit is the riskiest sexual shit you can do. Trojan condoms only, nothing else. Understood?
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>>729851126
Ayy lmao
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Spend a few bucks more and get a real whore. I mean how many our disease ridden cocks has she ridden for 45 bucks "without a condom".
Plus, seriously you could get a reasonably decent looking hooker for your dollar.
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She's fuckable and if you are on /b/ your neck bearded ass better take any pussy you can get!
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>>729851126
i agree dude, im a virgin and i'm not that bad, i'll wait a bit
i think if you are like 23 and ugly asf then you should go for it, but if op is a decent dude who never had interest on having a gf then he should wait
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>>729848476
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Fuck her if u can but don't fucking pay!!! She can pay u at least
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>45$
Enjoy the stds lol
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i could fuck that bitch for free, she nasty as fuck
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No OP please, she is fucking gross, my cousin has a thing for fat girls, kind of like yours, but worse... and he was proud he was having sex with those, but everyone laughed at his back for settling so low and accwpting landwhales.... just wait a little longer until you can find a least disgusting bitch, or try tinder and ask every girl to come over one will say yes, and will 100% look better than her
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Any pussy?
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>>729848476
Jesus just kill yourself
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>>729852061
I'm tired of this meme. She's really just as likely as any fuck to have stds tbh. If you're scared of stds just don't have sex. Besides that's what condoms are for. Just for the love of god get some Trojans.
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>>729852990
dumbass hes not going to post it on his fb. fucking a trainwreck in secret doesnt hurt anyone.
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