ITT: we think of superpowers and other give downsides to the

>>729832991
Only when you're naked and there's someone on the other side if the wall.
Living forever and nothing is able to harm me.

>>729833206
You live in a spectral form, unable to interact with anyone/anything.
The ability to mind-control people.

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>>729833206
That already has its downsides
>outlive everyone you'll ever know
>eventually float around in the void of space for eternity after the death of the universe

I can manifest and control any electrical or mechanical device.

>>729833400
But you can only force them to make toast.
X-ray vision

>>729833541
...with an apple logo on it.
>>729833400
...only if they agree.

I can fire lasers from my eyes.

>>729833541
In order to do so though, you need to be suspended upside-down.

The power to give life to the dead.

>>729833775
You go partially blind with each
>telekinesis

>>729832991
>the power to close doors completely silently

>>729833869
Can only do it to people you hate.

Flight

>>729834017
You can only fly in your

To breathe underwater

>>729834017
Except it's flight as in flee.

Bulletproof skin

>>729833894
You can only move objects made of foam.
The powers of Magneto from Xmen

>>729834017
>>729834150
*can only fly in your sleep

>>729834017
Can only go higher and higher


Super strength

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>>729833775
>overheat and explode the battery on iPhones and Macs.
>take out every libcuck and nignog who owns an iPhone because they think it makes them look rich
>Apple stocks fucking tank after 2 or 3 dozen explosions just like with the Galaxy 7 fiasco

Anon, the thread is super power DOWNSIDES.

>>729834157
But can easily be stabbed with a butter knife

Time freezing

>>729834157
Lol, you get measles and you die because they couldn't give you a vaccine.
Communication with animals.

>>729834353
You can't unfreeze it

Super speed

>>729834353
Except is freezes for just you.
Now, time TRAVEL.

>>729834416
They only speak Vietnamese.

>>729834442
Time still affects you as it would normally and your perception remains the same so you're hauling ass everywhere with no fucking clue where you are or where you're going.


Super intelligence.

>>729834442
You have to be drunk to use your super speed.
Memory manipulation (you can mind wipe people)

>>729834013
While closing the door makes no sound everyone within a 200 foot radius is made aware you closed it

>>729834553
U can only travel forwards

Invisibility

>>729834835
All bodyparts are invisible except dick

Ability to get dubs, trips etc at will with no scripts

>>729834835
But only when you are completely alone

Super strength

>>729834828
You can only wipe the mind of people with dementia

>>729834553
But only forward/backward one hour one time each per year

[And it affects everyone else too]

>>729835024
But it works in reverse, being able to lift heavy objects easily but light objects are heavy/unliftable.

The ability to listen to peoples thoughts

>>729834835
Works for me lol.
Also you're only invisible while jerking off.
>>729834985
But only in "go to sleep" or "fap to traps" threads.
The ability to quit smoking.

>>729834985
Everyone just calls you a faggot when you get dubs and trips.
Controlling gale force winds

>>729835230
But never be able to stop

You can conjure brass doorknobs at will

Dominate animals minds and control their every move

>>729835230
You can only hear their thoughts when they're awake and you have to be touching foreheads

Control of the elements

>>729835230
But you're unable to turn it off and it's really loud.

The ability to get everywhere on time.

>>729835509
They are constantly barking and drives you insane
The ability to detect lies

>>729835477
They're unable to be attached to anything

>>729835477
They appear up your arse and need to be pulled out each time

Ability to teleport

>>729835477
Errr... the brass disentegrates if it touches any other matter

>>729835603
Nobody wants you there cause you're a shithead

>>729834013
but your every step is as if you were walking on an incredibly squeaky wooden floor

>>729835409
The wind only affects students carrying huge stacks of paper across campus.

>>729835666
Only while on LSD

>>729833774
You can only see through fat old peoples clothing

>>729835603
You violently orgasm every time you show up wherever you intend to be

>>729832991
The power to make you invisible when you burn weed

>>729834442
You have asthma

>>729835888
>>729835666
So many trips!

Power to manifest any food or drink in my hand at will

>>729835773
Each time you teleport you shrink by 1%

You can touch anything, anywhere, any time.

>>729835773
You can't take your clothes with you.
Ability to shoot a sustained stream of vomit from your mouth.

The ability to make any OP deliver

>>729835773
You are inconsistent by zero to five feet in any direction on the x-y-z plane

The ability to talk to women

>>729836159
but you moan really loud whenever you do

you can make anything into icecream

>>729835666
Every lie you hear becomes true later that day

The ability to meld metal as if it were a liquid with your mind

>>729832991
Pure invincibility. Not the same as immortality or regeneration. Im not immortal so ill die of old age and wont have to see everyone i ever cared about die plus immortality doesnt stop you from getting crippled like invincibility would. And i dont mean invincible like wolverine where i heal because healing doesnt stop the pain which can break your sanity. What i mean by invincibility is say i get clacked by an 18 wheeler, nothing will happen to the truck because im still an otherwise normal person yet ill get flicked like a booger and immediately jump back up again like nothing happened. Oh and im invincible in mind as well as body so telepaths cant fuck with me either.

>>729836160
Comes out your nose too and you smell vomit for the rest of the day
You can land fine falling from any height

>>729836346
Your fingers become incurably sticky

>>729836011
The smell increases tenfold

>>729836160
You get horrible heartburn after every shot.
>the power to cast any spell from any game/movie/scifi show

>>729836210
OP will always be a faggot who only reposts outdated memes

>>729836160
There's a 1/10 chance it shoots from your ass also.

You can eat absolutely anything

>>729836148
Its all spoiled

The power to conjure up money at will

>>729836428
But the force makes you shit every time you land.
>the power to drink salt water.

>>729836505
You have to dress up as the character and do an impression for it to work

The ability to digest anything for substinence

>>729836505
But only on yourself

The power to fly

>>729836505
But only when that show is on
Being able to control liquids

>>729836599
However, you cannot shit absolutely everything.
You can create an indefinite number of clones.

>>729836624
But you have to donate it all to charity

>>729835888
faggot

>>729836382
But you're a nigger.

>>729835477
But they are conjured into your asshole
>>729835509
But you can only do it to endangered species
>>729835577
But you have to move your arms around like an idiot every time you do it, and nobody believes its you thats effecting the elements
>>729835603
But you cant affect anything and nobody can see you
>>729835666
But you can only detect lies that one person makes
>>729835773
But you can only teleport when wearing girls clothing
>>729836011
But you can no longer get high off weed
>>729836148
But all of it tastes nasty
>>729836159
But everyone sees you touching things
>>729836160
But the vomit is pure acid and burns your throat severely each time you use it
>>729836210
But it only works in trap threads
>>729836240
It only works on girls under the age of 18
>>729836346
But the icecream melts in 20 seconds

>>729836634
Tastes like really bad water

>>729836382
You contract every form of cancer and HIV currently known to man

>>729836382
Your very soul is crushed since you can no longer experience physical pleasure

>>729836811
Forgot
>ability to change 4chan however i want

>>729836361
But the metal breaks when anyone else touches it
>>729836428
But you shit yourself every time
>>729836599
But it all turns into liquid when it touches your tounge
>>729836624
But you can only spend it on porn subscriptions
>>729836634
But it still tastes like salt water
>>729836646
But your shits cut open your asshole
>>729836679
But you can only fly 3 inches off the ground
>>729836717
But you can only control them when theyre in your mouth
>>729836752
But each one is more autistic than the last

>>729836801
It said find negatives in my power not my origin. Thanks for letting me know i won. :)

>>729836893
it reverts back after a week of shitposts

>>729836752
A single random attribute of your clone will be reversed for each one.

The ability to always guess the right answer to anything

>>729836882
No still have my senses, im just immune to all injury

The ability to resurrect people

>>729836998
Downside is you're a nigger and you can't kill yourself.

>>729837062
An infant dies whenever you use your power.


The ability to travel to different dimensions

>>729837062
But never be able to say them and forget them instantly.

The power to always find matching socks.

>>729834324
kek´d

>>729837189
When you ressurect, you decay and become a corpse. You can't die to escape it either

>>729837062
But only on elementary level questions

>>729836815
It says to find negatives in the power and not to do what you just did plus invincibility would include immunity to disease.

>I can become a smash bros pro in all the games

>>729833869
they are in the state they were in while dead

>>729837212
Why would i want to? Thanks for letting me know i won

>>729837359
they are always a pair of itchy wool socks

The power to adjust the pressure of your cum spray like a hose

>>729837278
You get fined $100,000 every time you leave your dimension.
Can summon a miniature sun

>>729837556
I think you're missing the point here. Enjoy your victory watermelon and grape soda.

invulnerability against everything
if you reply to this your mom will die in her shleep and yu have aids

>>729837718
It's really your wife's sun

>>729837739
god i cant wait for my mom to die, i wouldnt mind getting aids for dat

>>729837523
>but you don't have any of the games

>>729837523
but you always get bodied when you make it to finals

>>729837424
>not knowing that cancer is a part of the natural development of any living creature
>missing the point of the thread

How about this? You are unnable to create new neural pathways

>>729837523
Your controller will constantly disconnect from low battery

You have the power to perfectly imitate any voice

>>729838290
The imitation only lasts for an hour, and you sound like Gilbert Gottfried choking on cock for two hours afterwards.
You never have to fill out another captcha again.

>>729832991
Op you would immediately drop through the floor and into the earths core where the gavity would hold you there indefinitely the moment you use that power and you cant stop it once it starts because the surrounding earth would crush you. To make that power truly work, you would the power of flight as well.

I can manipulate atoms and the matter and I am descended from the kek

>>729838762
but you become a literal robot

the ability to change the weather

>>729838214
Ok the tumor still wouldnt cause cell damage. I thought OP's instructions were rather clear so whats the point again? That last part flew way over my head.

>>729839313
Other people GIVE downsides not FIND
>example: every fucking post in the thread

>>729840328
Oh ok. Your power then?

You can make clones of yourself after you die and transfer concsiousness into that clone, but your dick gets an inch shorter every time.