What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

locked her outside naked

Accidentally shove it in the ass.. I made her cry.. I feel so bad..

>>729832656
walked away from her when she was shopping at a mall, and hid from her for the next half hour as she frantically looked around

Told her she was pretty when she wasn't

But probably kicking a girl out of my house because she had hairy legs

>>729832790
Why? Also...pics?

>>729832978
Did this happen in 1984?

Hitting her with a stick until she cried as a kid

>>729833083
Can we be the judge?

>>729833251
she was being a cunt, why else?

Encouraged her to like me just to boost my ego

worst thing according to her was to love her

Promised I wouldn't break up with her if she had an abortion. After that anon jr was gone, so was I.

Stole her identity and then racked up nearly 30k in debt on credit cards.

>>729833333
holy shit...nice quints faggot

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>>729833333

Manipulating and emotionally abusing every ex girlfriend. I put them through hell.

>>729833333
jesus. Checked m8

Told her she would get candy if she'd suck my cock.
I didnt.

>>729832656
I didn't fuck her

>>729833360
Nigga this was like 2 years ago and I didn't take pics of that disgusting shit

>>729833333
Waste of quints. You belongs in prison fag

Dated her for 6 years after I knew it would not work out, leaving her in single in her 30's, crushed, with low chances of finding someone else.

she thought we'd be together forever.

>>729832656
Meanest thing? I made fun of a girl who was a bitch to me in high school about her abortion. Called her a no good slut, told her it's good she killed the thing because she would have been a shitey mother. She cried. It felt amazing.

>>729833333

nice quints, faggot

nah it happened in 2014

>>729832656
I married her.

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>>729833333
Czequed

Drove two states over to get abortion, afterwards she sat in the car two hours while I played magic the gathering with my brother posted at nearby military base. I still hate myself

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>>729833518
Fuck

Can't tell without getting swatted

This chick I liked wouldn't give me the time of day but she dated a guy that would hit her. I successfully managed to start a rumor that she cheats on him without being traced back too. What's extra hilarious is that I know he cheated on her. He still kicked the shit out of her xp

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>>729833613
Just as God intended

>>729832656
Put her nudes on /b/

I'm married of 20 years. Catfished girl 14yrs younger than me. Lasted 5 years. Neither found out.

>>729834444
Consider yourself checked

>>729832656
haha i remmeber that video, ancient internet. prolly first scat video ive seen lel

>>729834444
Thread of peace

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I choked a girl in high school but she was kind of into it and asked me to. Unfortunately, I was extremely drunk at the time and didn't stop even though she was gasping and clawing at me to stop. Still feel weird about it. Also, one time I gave a girl in college a Cheeze-it with pepper extract on it because she said she likes really spicy food. She was not amused.

>>729833855
Did you do it directly on purpose or did it just sort of happen?

>>729833908
There was also the time I told an old woman in the DMV line that nobody would miss her when she died. She cut in line, and I was running low on patience. She just sorta shuffled past back to the back of the line, while everyone stared at me.

In high school I would pretend to be all deep and romantic and make a girl feel like i loved her until she sucked my dick and then dropped her and found another one to manipulate.

>>729834589
if no one found out, no harm done m8.

Got a bj from a girl when I was really drunk. She had huge tits and I was drunk. I met with Her the next night and she was trying to be all touchy feely, and in front of her and her friends I explained that she was far too heavy for me and that I was too drunk to notice before. I asked her to not call me and told her there was zero chance of us hooking up. She spent the rest of the time sulking at the bar while I talked her friend who she was visiting up. We all went back to the same house and I ended up tucking the shit out of the friend. I went out to smoke a cig after on her patio right outside of her room and the fat ugly bitch that blew me was sitting there crying. She gave me a really hurt look and for some reason it amused me. I finished my cig and went back inside to fall asleep with her best friend.

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>>729832656
been relieved when she miscarried.

>>729834589
catfished?

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>>729834798
Are you me?

>>729834918
Not that anon, but catfishing is basically leading someone on, pretending you're something you're not.

>>729834755
just sort of happened.

I knew it wouldn't work, but it was easier to just let it continue. she had a whole mess of mental issues and there was always a chance of her becoming an hero if I broke it off.

>>729832656
dumped and block her from social media

>>729834994
>>729834918
also pretending to be somebody you are not like a extremely hot guy/girl but youre really a ugly guy/girl.

Tried to break up with mentally unstable ex before graduating school but she refused, so I just moved away and never spoke to her even though she spent weeks calling and trying to get in touch with me

>>729834994
That's life though... kek

>>729832656
Post her here just to get back at her.

>>729833518
Did what you had to do anon...
did what you had to do...

>>729834918
it's when you shove a live catfish into someone's rectum

>>729835414
>>729832656
Post the vid faggot

>>729834848
Kek

http://motherless com/3A937DA

>>729834468
That's not even mean bro that's justice.

Posted her FB login info here because she pissed me off. She deleted her account shortly after. No regerts because lulz

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>>729835127
I had a very similar experiance anon, but only lasted 2.5. broke her off when I visited a friend (girl) in the hospital who tried to kill herself and she accused me of cheating. Can't fix em if they don't think they're broken but man do we try

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Was showering with a girl and she bent down to grab a scrubber and I pissed on her head

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>>729835859
top fucking kek

>>729835802
yep, that sounds about right. it was the constant accusations of cheating that eventually wore me down to the point of breaking it off.

pretty sure I'll just start dating another broken girl though, that seems to be a flaw of mine.

>>729835859
AHHAHAHAHAHA

>>729835782
getting rejected is a normal part of life, that's not really justice unless she was a horrible bitch and kicked the shit out of him while rejecting him

>>729835859

I can imagine Nigel actually doing that

>>729835756
UNSEE and unrequest!

"figging"

Peel a finger of ginger
Insert
Tie in place.

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Hmm.
Completely destroyed a girls sense of safety and trust by having her suspect every single one of her friends of being a crazy stalker that was holding her nudes over her head and somehow knowing intimate details about hidden portions of her life while standing by her side and playing the good guy to help her out accusing every single one of the people that were caught in her web, people she called friend, that they were doing shady things.

In the end, she lost all but 1 or 2 friends, cut off contact with most everyone, kept me as a close confidant, and moved to another state.

Reason? I found out she was "dating" 6 or 7 different guys, leading them all on and using them. She tried to get me close, and I noticed the little mistakes. Pulled everything apart.

So I ruined it.

>>729832656
I'm not mean. I make my disinterest clear from the start. I keep running into desperate types, though. On the other hand, there are women who unnecessarily rebuff what they see as my advances... I know that they are wrong so maybe I am wrong about the others. Hehe, thinking aloud in a public forum but maybe it will do some good.

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>>729836198
you'll find yours anon. in relationships there are givers and takers. givers are attracted to takers and vice versa. you must find yourself a giver. i've found mine, just give it time

talked to her

>>729836519
oh, I get that. I'm definitely a giver.

I'm fine with a taker, I probably need one to be happy. Just have to find someone that takes in moderation. and isn't completely insane maybe.

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>>729836429
i dont know whether to call you justice incarnate or a psycopath

>>729833373
how did you get her naked and outside?

>>729832790
Green text now

>>729834765
The first one was kinda funny but this one ur just a dick. You should feel bad about this.

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>>729836709
well unfortunately every woman is a degree of crazy. just try to find one on the low end. best advice i can give that was given to me, is if they have red flag, try to weed it out immediately. whatever they do that pisses you off, even a little bit, will get you 10x angrier down the line. if they cant knock off their bullshit, its not worth it

>>729835488
Almost had coffee coming out of my nose

Spit a mouthful of listerine in her eyes. Kind of an accident...

>>729835802
That's gay. I thought grills are supposed to wanna try to fix us..

>>729837063
kek, that sounds about right

It's a rough life when you're attracted to red flags anon. I appreciate the advice though, I'll figure it out.

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>>729832656
left 3 gfs because they not been virgins

>>729832656
Never said hello. They missed out on the experience of getting to know me.

I assraped my girlfriend last night, does that count?

>>729837214
alright best of luck brother

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>>729837425
mfw

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> beat an Asian guy's ass repeatedly in front of his sister making her cry

>hit girl in the back of the head with a football (perfect fucking spiral) and made her black out

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>>729837207
both ways. difference is women are permanently fucking broken. men can fix themselves.

>>729834994
Catfished being poor. Chick didn't have the time of day for me. Then one day, months later, she tried to change it around. Telling me that someone told her about me so she changed her mind. I wasn't having it. (Who could have told her? I keep that kind of info to myself. Ah, some chick at the bank across the street.) She went extra cold after that.

>>729832656
Beat my GF's ass and pussy with a riding crop until its was all red and swollen. She was tied down. Rammed my cock, unlubed, up her ass and just as I was about to blow, i shoved my cock down her throat and came while she gagged on my ass covered schlong....

>>729832656
i told some girl i was HIV positive a week after she said i "took advantage of her" when we got caught by her roommate

my ex tried fucking an ex friend for revenge and well, he was an ex friend because he got accused of rape. so she told me she was raped by him and i laughed at her. it was pretty mean tbh. but she knew about it and still tried to talk to him.

Kissed a friend who liked me in several ocassions while drunk, then fuck her cousin on my friends house on her birthday and later kissed her best friend in front of her in my friends house on her graduation day. Don't feel bad about it.

Found out she was planning to break up as soon as I finished free work on her house, so I left everything taken apart and dumped her first so she'd have to pay a professional to put it back together.

>>729832656
Well, I usually don't post on here but I do have a story to tell in regards ti hurting a girls feelings. I still think about her today. I feel bad. But whay can I do.

>Be me in 5th grade
>teacher arranges class to further improve social skills woth other students
>sit next to 4/10 grill
>"hi I'm Isabella"
>respond by saying my name.

Weeks go by and we get along well. In fact too well. I made it seem like we were dating but I figured that it had to stop because she wasn't anything to me.

Picture day is here and we get in line for our picture to be taken.

>be in line
>hear girls giggling behind me.
>"hey miles, Isa wants to talk to you.
>pokerface.jpeg
>"ok"
>"wait, but before you talk to Isa, she wants to know if you want to be her boyfriend"
>giggles everywhere from every girl
>I respond by saying "no, I don't like Isa, that mexican bitch."
>silence ensues
>complete silence

We then take our pictures. I heard that Isa went to the bathroom to cry. She finally took her picture with tears and will forever remember this moment.

>>729838099
Forgot the best part! I turned her friends against her and carried on with them for 2 years!

I do a lot of shit to my sister in law. I cum on her toothbrush, record her in the bathroom, I also grab her ass when I feel like it. She won't tell her sister, so it's cool.

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>>729838099
>slow clap rising to a crescendo

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> girl i was talking to was asleep in my bed
> i brought another girl home from the bar that i had also been messing with
> me and bar girl got into bed with girl no. 1 who was still asleep
> bar girl and i start to get sexy
> girl no1 still sleep or fake sleep for a while
> wake her up and ask if she can sleep on the couch
> continue to fuck bar girl rest of the night

>>729832656
Tried to break her neck. Just spun her head to the side real quick. She got weirded out for some reason for watching the movie something Nicky with Adam Sandler we're watching it with my parents and she got weird I went to the other room. And I tried to kill her

>>729838848
And she got even more weirded out

>>729838343
So mean anon

>>729838848
Little Nicky. Fucking obnoxious movie, but I can't not watch when it's on.

>>729832656
Came on her face
Left while she was in the bathroom wiping it off
Broke up with her the next day for another girl and told her this

>>729833573
I screenshotted this and will probably show it to my wife. I have officially sunken to a new low. Thank you, 4Chan. I could not have done this without you!

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>>729833333

>>729833807
Good thing she isn't on Facebook. Or Instagram, right...anon?....
....
....
....
Right?

>>729833803
Why not?

>>729833815
I am in prison, bitch! Shut the fuck up! What? No just keep sucking it, Tyrone. I'll let you know when I'm done.

>>729833855
Can we see pics to complete the humiliation?

>>729839279
Next time make sure the ejaculate has been disposed of. Girl I knew self-impregnated trying to keep her bf.

Hmm, I guess it was mean that I stopped being her friend at this time. Not because she kept calling me the fetus' uncle, "uncle cuck," rather I was getting stalker vibes from her.

>>729834315
I'm a jew and this gave me a deep laugh. Thank you. It's almost as if he didn't try to exterminate my race for a second. Only a second, though.

>>729838848
top kek anon. how autistic are you?

>>729839752
Fucking newfag, did you even buy the mask yet?

>>729834349
Text her now and tell her you are sorry. Your contrition will mean a lot to her. She was probably lonely and scared. I feel bad for her. I trust you to make it right, anon.

>>729834449
Just say it was someone else, dipshit.

>>729840402
I was high on the scale back then, the movie had just came out

>>729832656
cheat

>>729833333
Orwellian quints

>>729840608
care to expand on the story? could use a good one for bedtime

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>>729840282
>Self-impregnated trying to keep her boyfriend
>Stalker vibes

>>729838848
How did she get weird??

>>729834765
That was a shitty thing to do. Please consider visiting a nursing home to give aid and comfort to someone who is nearer to death than you are.

>>729840832
well her neck didn't break

>>729840774
She was nuts..
Lots of depokote.....

I was 14 she was older, me freshman, her, a seasoned sophomore...

>>729834848
This reads like a verse off the latest Kendrick album. Well done, I guess!

>>729834898
Tbh she looks kind of trashy. But I like that.

>>729832656
SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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>>729832656
i broke up with my high school sweet heart type thing mid way through college a few years ago
>over the course of our 3 year relationship i collected all her letter, notes, gifts, ect into a box
>called it our relationship box
>i remember the first time i cheated on her i sat down with the box and read some of the shit she gave me
>for our first year together she wrote 365 reasons why she loved me
>anyway she wanted to take a break, so we did
>i had been cheating on her for a while but i never told her or my friends
>i'm a bad person not an dumbass
>anyway in all my fake innocence i was against the break, i loved her and shit and couldn't stand the thought of getting cucked
>regards i was a weak minded cunt and let her go
>two agonizing months later we got back together
>by then i was way deeper into the stoner shit, depressed, and mostly angry
>literally our first day back in our hometown for the summer i ditched her to go smoke with my boys
>so she was naturally pissed
>called me an asshole or something in front of her friends, but refused to have a real conversation about it with me
>i felt bad, but i wasn't in love with her any more
>the next day she told me she hated me, hadn't loved me for a while
>i told her i wasn't interested in trying to make it work, thought i'd been put through enough
>she tried to call my bluff, saying that a few months ago i was begging her to stay
>told her brb
>went home
>got the box
>drove back to her place
>just dropped that shit on her fucking porch
>she looked so heartbroken
>at this point i couldn't even turn it back
>i told her o wasn't interested in staying friends
>she was hysterically crying
>i told her that i missed the old becky
>she asked if we could hug before i left and i just walked out
>i saw her mom pulling into the driveway and acted like i didnt just pull all that shit

i think about the box so often. when her and i were together i think that was the happiest i've ever been. i wish i kept the box.

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>>729832656
T'was 8 years ago.
I used to blow in my girlfriend's cunt.
Use a rubber tube. One day I farted that way without asking her. My asshole to her vag.
Dumped!

>>729835756
You are not supposed to link to that site and I was given a three day ban once for "kind of" linking the url. Delete this post and no one will know.

>>729838343
For some reason this one kinda fucked me up. I dunno man.

>>729834898
She looks like that "Cash me ousside" slut. Oh fuck, id love to let my load go in her little snatch.

>>729841523
You guys are horrible

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>>729833333
Congrats on quints

>>729841301
oh fuck... the feels... this hit home. why are people so terrible to one another? all could have been avoided

>>729840828
You see things differently when you're the target rather than some dude you don't really know.

>>729836329
What's wrong with the site??

>>729841415
Is this a bad site?

Let a female friend get shit face drunk the night her boyfriend broke up with her. After about 8 beers she was nice and fucked up and I took advantage of her and fucked her twice.

The next day she pretended not to remember, but next time we got drunk she admitted to remembering and wanted more.

>>729832656
>back when yahoo chat existed
>met married woman on there
>ended up fucking me on the side
>found out I wasn't her only fling going on
>got super pissed
>made a fake profile with her pic, capital i's to replace the lower cased L's in her handle
>threw in her phone number and that she was DTF
>she gets a shitload of calls that her husband answered
>he beats the fucking shit out of her.
Don't cheat on me.

found out the cunt cheated at me

ate asparagus nonstop for days

got head, dumped her while she was trying to swallow it

told her I knew she cheated, just wanted to leave a bad taste in her mouth

assumed her gender

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>>729841301

also:

I was at a bar with a friend of mine who used to date my ex's best friend

he was telling me about how she still calls/texts/ect because she misses him.

now for me these break ups have always been a final thing, I'm a reasonableish guy, if it's worth saving I'll put in some effort.

i told him that it's kind of cool that he made that great of an impression on this girl that she's still after him after a couple years.

he said i did the same thing to my ex, but ive never heard from her.

i asked him what he meant and then cut him off before he started to tell me.

the girls ive fucked and dated since are fine, but i haven't loved anyone like i loved becky from high school

>>729832790
Green text that shit

>>729842298
It hosts a bunch of shit that this site wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. If you didn't know that, then turn back...it's not too late.

>Be me
>12
>*th grade
>Fat bitch trys to flirt with me in Algebra
>Always knocks my book on the ground
>He mom probably told her how girls should be mean to get guys attention in middle school
>She loosens my binding
Thats 5 dollars bitch
>Call her a fat bitch infront of the class
>Make her pick up the book and then push her over when she reaches down
>Teacher comes over yelling
>girl starts to cry
>Tell her she is ugly on the inside and out

Never knew what happened after that, I switched seats.

>>729832656
i once slapped a girl for snoring

>>729842397
The summer is strong with this one.

>>729841301
In all seriousness, it's better that you don't have the box, for your own sake

>>729832656
Girl wants [thing/act]. I say, "No!"

>>729842812
Okay??? And these untouchable things would be...?????

>>729843018
Vancer5

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>>729842630

Fucked another girl in front of her when she wasn't in the mood at a party. Made her stay in room the whole time. I was an ass.

>>729843018
The summer?? Dude wtf I'm seriously asking.

Just stop talking to her after dating for 5 months haha, dumb cunt.

Posted her nudes on her and you guys spread them everywhere. Whoops

>>729843194
actually kill yourself

>>729842730
Awww....first love. Any pics?

>>729843262
Same

>>729843083
not op, but I told myself the same thing once. Was a mature and wise decision. couple years later.. I still miss that box. (it had nudes I'll never get back)

i pulled out

>>729840375
Riiiiight

Smashed a female raw and then told her to take a shower so she could wash up and not get pregnant but she knew it was a 1 night stand as well .

>>729834765
Lol. I did one similar. Went to the platvice lakes in Croatia and we had our dog with us. Some bitch walked by and said she could t believe people would bring their dogs here, and I just immediately told her she would die alone. Hope she does too.

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>>729843494
Just curious, what did you do? I didn't know the girl locally so I just blocked her.

>>729841301
I had a box like that. I tore up the contents and threw it all out.

I vomited in a gfs room before and panicked and left before she could return. Needless to say she wasn't my gf anymore

>>729843777
heavenly trips

I made a girl root around in a mudhole like a pig while me and my buddies pissed on her and squirt mustard all over her

>>729832656
Sent her nudes to her dad

>>729832656
There was this girl in junior high that I had a huge crush on but she wouldn't give me the time of day & was a total cunt to me.
I came up with a plan.
Stole one of her tampons, soaked it in icy heat and let it dry out.
Repackaged it, swapped it out for the one she was carrying.
She had to go to the doctor. He though she had the clap and gave her meds for it.
She couldn't convince her parents that she was still a virgin.

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>>729841887
eh it made me a better person, forced me to get my shit together, made me grow the fuck up

>>729844340
Lmao bro its a true story too so trips came thru

>>729832977
"accidentally"

>>729841301
The fucking box. Glad I got rid of mine. "She's fucking someone else. Why do I have this crap?" Rip, rip, destroy!

>>729843018
At first I zozzled. Then I KEK'd.

>>729844582
that's brutal man; love it

>>729832656
ok ill give you this story
>21 y/o me
>get a call from ex because im moving out
>she asks to meet
>pick her up
>go to our usual chat parking
>*EMPTY AF*
>she gets touchy
>instaboner
>decide to do the usual initiation of the mating process
>she says its already past behind us
>disappointment ...
>converting the feels into ape anger in silence
>to this point we are holding hands and trying to calm my autistic inner me in order to avoid a crime .....

should i cont?

>>729844982
please continue

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>>729833333

>>729843547
WTF? The box is a bunch of sentimental crap. Nudes don't go in the box, lol.

>>729837518

Why?

>>729843224
Can we see pics? Of her and the girl you fucked, I mean.

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convinced a girl I was going to pay her $500 to take a nude in the middle of Forever 21

>>729843243
Summer = summerfags = influx of new people who don't know what the fuck is going on

This is an anonymous message board. People come and go all the time.

>>729843262
I don't believe you!

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>>729845847
Convinced a girl I was going to pay her $500 to take her boobs out in Michael's

>>729845847
you can't even see that it's forever 21, no wonder you didn't pay her. that's a shit job.

>>729845547
...and nudes. she wrote letters on the back of them

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>>Have gf I liked alot in HS
>>She is 10/10 for small shithole town
>>Go to college and realized she is like 7/10 irl and really fucking annoying/emotionally unstable
>>She stays in shithole town
>>Don't care about her anymore but sex is still fucking amazing as she is a total freak
>>Convince her I have a cuck fetish
>>Get her to fuck a few of my mates that stayed back home
>>They love it, pound her down
>>IDGAF because I am off chasing college tail
>>They tell me what they want and I talk her into doing it, all the while telling her that I love her and this is just making our relationship stronger.
>>My friend sends me pic related
>>Tell her I like that let them take more pics
>>She does for a while
>>Meet college qt
>>She sees I am in relationship on FB
>>GodDamnIt.jpg
>>Call gf tell her I can't handle it anymore and I am dumping her
>>Blame her of being a whore and call her a bunch of mean shit
>>She totally melts down
>>IDGAF.jpg
>>Find out like a year later that one of my mates kept blackmailing her into fucking with the pics they took.

Sorry for shit greentext its my first.

>>729845923
Delete this.

>>729845959
She has nice boobs. You should have paid her. Only it should have been Hobby Lobby and it should have been anal.

>>729845959
this is why you always get payment prior to giving the product.

>>729846035
No, and you can't make me.

>>729845983
I did try to get her to retake the picture but she stopped replying after that.

>>729832656
Slapped her in the face with the condom I just used to take her virginity. Shit was so cash.

>>729846005
That was a fantastic greentext and the pic was just the icing on the cake. Well done, anon!

>>729846051
Where the fuck are your standards man

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>>729845959
>>729846051
>>729846070
why pay when she was doing all this for free

>>729834349
Ken?

>>729844982
>>729845389
fuck it anyways as i need to confess this

>battling them rejection feels within
>carrying that subtle smile on me face but man that monster gets bigger by the second
>says she needs air
>and gets out of my batmobile
>i started thinking about the all dem hoe traits and shit i left her for as a reason
>fuel more rage within
>while she is smoking a cig on the batmobile's hood
>i figure that this is time to give the payback
>almost one street lamp working on that parking, silent and cringey af

im keeping it coming

>>729846290
I think I can see her tampon string.

>>729832656
Broke up with a girl after we bought $80 tickets to see a musical. Left her with an extra ticket and no returned phone calls. She was crazy as fuck though (talking about our wedding three weeks in, hence the cut-off). I think what makes it worse is that the play was supposed to be a birthday gift to me. Which I had to pay for most of for some dumb fuckin' reason.

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>>729841301
shout out to all my box niggas who i cant reply to because im mobile postin

worst thing i've ever done to another dude: stole ya girl edition (how i landed my ex)

>be me, middle school, 4'11, emo kid, later bloomer type of faggot
>8th grade english i sit alone because i was sad about whatever 8th graders are sad about
>kid starts sitting with me, calls me a faggot every day
>used to be a little wrist slasher type of dude
>the other kids used to tell me to kill myself
>the other kid was twice my size, height and weight
>couldn't fight him
>freshman year of high school we both tried out for soccer
>both made it
>the older kids liked me because i kept my mouth shut, so began my rise to power
>i met a cute girl in my spanish class sophomore year, used to give her my homework
>found out she was dating my fat cunt bully from middle school
>fuck me right
>becky was worried about me because i was still all weird and suicidey back even in high school
>shit played to my advantage
>she used to text me all the time to check in on me
>bully eventually found out
>tried to fight me in front of a bunch of kids
>i put a cigarette out on his hand or some shit
>he started screaming crying
>he missed a punch
>i clipped his jaw and knocked the fat cunt out
>soccer team loved me
>becky and him broke up because he was a jealous crybaby
>i started dating her
>he transferred to a private school

i shit you not it cured my depression for most of high school, be your own hero kids

>>729846293
Marsha?

>>729834898
I need that fucking car

>>729846290
im saying she should have not sent you anything until you paid.

>>729832656
Punched a girl multiple times in her face for Making jokes about my weight

>>729846350
I read this with the baseline of Kendrick's "I Feel" rattling in my mind. It fit remarkably well.

>>729841746

Pussy

filmed her a few times why she showered and changed and posted her all over this site

>>729841746
That is the point. Look at all of the awful things we do to women. Because we don't love ourselves.

Performing extended foreplay until she begs for the D.
Then I quickly leave (motels are a must).
Masturbating alone right after doing this is better than sex.
So, yeah I get off on her not getting off.

>>729832656
Left her drunk and crying after screaming "I don't love you anymore, get over it" in a whataburger parking lot after she single handedly ruined one of our mutual friend's birthday by getting too shit faced to handle the fact we had broken up a month prior.

>>729846535
jesus nigger you must be 400 pounds faggot

>>729841816
Thank you. Being high on acid makes it that much more unbelievable!

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>>729846094

>>729846861
Thank you for the zozzle. We were all newfags once.

>>729832656
Not sure if the meanest, but some weeks after I broke up with my gf I hooked up with some 7/10 one night stand and just in the middle of sex I thought to myself "what the fuck am I doing? I'd rather play videogames right now". So I stopped, said I gotta go, got dressed and left.
She was yelling things like what the fuck is wrong with you asshole blah blah but I didn't care

made some black girl in second grade eat sand at PE. when there wasn't anymore rolling toys or whatever toys at PE, if she had one, it was now mine. I didn't see any harm in it because she didn't mind doing it so i thought why not. saw her throughout highschool in the halls. don't think she remembered me.

check 'em

It wasn't a girl but some guy cane up to me with some sob story about not having enough Change for the bus so I gave him a bus ticket. He said thanks and walked away. 1.minute later I see him bothering my brother for some change for the bus. I walked up to him and kind of stood here dumbfounded at him because he already had a ticket.( he probably wanted money for booze) he then turns to me and gives me the exact same sob story he gave to me a minute earlier. I told him in a not so kind way to fuck off and hope I never see him again. He just stared and walked away with a smirk on his face. People like him are the reason why young women and the elderly can't go anywhere anymore. Did I do wrong or not?

>>729844582
>soaked it in icy heat

???

>>729833333
WITNISSED

>>729847229
He was lost and you were trying to help him find his way. He can't help who he is and what he has become. You didn't do anything wrong.

Tore her asshole while taking her anal virginity. Laughed when she pushed out blood and my cum on the toilet right after I finished. She was mad until 3 am and then needed me back in bed. Throwing her ring in the trash on another occasion I think was worse. I bought it. Fuck her.

>>729847229
Nope

Fuck those beggar cunts

I walked by a fat old fuck pretending to be on crutches a few weeks ago

Well he sat them next to his begging spot while he harassed people going by for money. I saw him walking just fine later getting a meal. followedhim outside the restaurant, asked him his MOS and a few other questions

piece of fucking shit couldn't answer one

Kicked him over and stomped his kneecap as hard as I could

Good on you anon, should've kicked his cunt teeth in

>>729847471
*forget to mention he claimed to be a vet, hence asking him his MOS etc

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>>729847433

>>729832656
break up with her on our anniversary then start dating her friend a week later.

>>729837224
That's legit. Took ex's virginity. Gf for 3 years. Breaks it off because she needs time to think about things. Heard she fucked another guy while drunk at a party during that time. Came crawling back after a month. Told her to fuck off because she's not pure anymore. She's completely broken and attempted to an hero. No regrets.

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>>729846222
fucking trips nice

thanks I think it kinda sucks but if I try to tell everything its way to long.

>>729847147
Kek, fuck yeah vidya for life :^)

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>>729833333

Q-q-quints??

>>729844982
>>729846350

before you continue reading, i feel no remorse as she was a trashie

>i get my autistic game face on
>get out of the car and go fronting her
>she smirks and then says "really no."
>inside me saying "u dont set rules for my inner bill cosby"
>grab her by force
>we wrestle it a lil bit
>ends up with a slap mark on her face
>she starts crying
>force her in the car
>rough her a bit
>then take her jeans w/ panties in one slide
>DICK IS CONCRETE
>slides just right in a doggy
>fuck her in the most fucking aggressive way i can think of
>cum on her thigh
>she is sobbing
>slap her for the last time
>she sucks it up and get her things tidy
>drive her back to her place
>she leaves with a grumpy face
>drive off
>never heard from her again

you are welcome to judge

>>729847692
lol did pretty much the exact same thing

not about purity, I'm just not a fucking cuck, once she bangs someone else its over forever

tbh it tore me up that she fucked someone else, but it felt good to have that finality and be able to tell her to eat shit and fuck off

>>729847229

Women never in history of humankind could go anywhere alone. You need a man always b/c you can't look after yourself. You'd get murdered instantly in the jungle.

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>>729833333
Nigger

>>729848204
this

>>729847984

Hot

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>>729832656
When I was a senior in highschool a shy freshman grill who had seemed like she had a crush on me came up to me and tryed to make small talk/say good morning etc
> it was in the morning on a major a testing day before classes began
>Test was for AP History
>the reason I was still in that class with younger students was because I failed it multiple times
>not moron just didnt give a fuck, Teacher knew I was just slacking which is why kept they forcing me to take it instead of putting my faggot ass in remedial
Obviously i was up most the night studying since I wanted to graduate so i was grumpy. Before she could get a full sentence I gave her the most tired deadpan look and rasply said what the fuck do ya want
>She litterally squeaked and backed off to a corner like a bruised puppy
>Also i kinda stopped taking care of myself that year and just had rough aura around me
Its a shame, genuinely felt bad right after and the test started and she avoided me in the following weeks. she was cute and it would of probably been my last chance to get some teen puss puss and just have a simple relationship instead of the constant power struggle with all the sjws I meet now

>>729832656
Looked at a group of female prisoners being strip searched. I watched them stand naked and expose themselves, even spreading their pussy lips and pulling back their clit hoods.

>>729848333
was indeed.

>>729832656
Dumped her after 6 years for a twink.
Worth it though.

>>729834848
Went through something similar to this. If you give a fat girl any attention they never want to leave.

I forced my ex gf to let her pet dog lick her pussy.
Video was fucking well worth it, but she left me shortly afterwards

>>729848529
like a trap or just a younger girl?
Be fucking hilarious if she thought she was so bad she turned you gay

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>>729841301
I didn't ask for fucking feels

gave her rights

>>729834798
I still do this but not intentionally, I get bored of the same person after awhile.

>>729845720
for the lulz

Flirting and leading on without having any feelings, calling her fat bitch to all my friends, implying that she is fat, and getting her to fuck me with a strapon. All the same girl.

Fucking her boyfriend when he was shitfaced and she came home then telling her I did it instead of keeping the lie we kept up for two months.

>>729848127
>>729847692
niceeeeeee

This happened a few years back

>meet 7/10 online
>horny as fuck, standards are low
>offer to pick her up and drive her back to mine
>she accepts
>40 minute drive there, 40 back
>casual small talk trying to build the mood
>eventually I have her laying on my bed, laying on her back
>slip a finger in
>loose as fuck
>2 fingers, still sloppy
>eventually, I'm 4 fingers in and she lets out this massive queef
>I've gone from incredibly horny and erect to completely disgusted in 0.000001 seconds
>I get off the bed, and tell her to get dressed because this is not working for me, so I'm taking her home
>40 minute drive of awkward silence while she quietly sobbed


I've done much much worse, but this one always gives me a sensible chuckle. That pussy was fucking huge, I'll bet I could have fisted her no dramas

>>729841301
do you still have feelings for her or just the memories? Either way its probably for the best, cheating always has a way of coming back to bite you, it was clear the bonds yall weren't as string as yall had thought. It would of just imploded later on

>>729835756

That girl is a 10. I could have done without the scat though

>>729832656
>Cheated on her a year into dating.
>Got back together 2 years later
>Year 3 after a lot of being a good bf I cheated again and she found out
>New gf now but she still wants to be friends and is into me

one time in 6th grade, we did an assignment, then switched papers to grade each other. the girl next to me did her assignment really neat, but I graded it really sloppily. on the few she got wrong, I put big jagged Xs, and she got mad.

>>729849560

I awkwardly forgot to mention the rancid smell from the queef.
It was like a dumpster of a seafood diner

>>729849966
well that partially justifies it. otherwise it would've been an overreaction.

>>729849966
did she have stretch marks or surgical scars, she might of had kids, unless she rode a litteral cock carousel theres no reason for her box to be that worn out.

I loved her.

>>729850296

nope, she was all good and tidy, 19 yo.
she was obviously insecure about her flappy box as in the car ride to mine she mentioned about 300 times she does pelvic floor exercises

>>729850093
I love a good queef don't get me wrong, but that stank was horrid

>>729846005
pretty fucked mate

>>729841301
>Only ever dated one girl.
>Had a few relationships that never lasted more than a few weeks but only girlfriend I ever slept with.
>Had tons of one night stands but never fucked a girl I was dating besides her.

>She wrote me nice notes for the 4 months we were together.
>She went through some shit too and wrote me thank you letters for helping her through stuff. >No matter how bad shit got or mean stuff happened after that, I kept all of them.
>That was 7 years ago.
>Just moved and found all of the letters again.
>We still talk sometimes, she's married and has 2 kids.
>Just friends, nothing more
>One of those situations where you're better friends than you ever would be dating again and I'm fine with it
>Was nice having someone care about me like that, for once
>Still fuck other girls and am into other ppl, mostly alone tho

>>729846535
I'm shocked you could lift your arms high enough to punch her

>>729832656
I fired a flaming bag of shit into a chick's car for April Fool's Day this year.

Senior year I was at a party and this girl hated fucked a guy and passed out in the bed room I didn't know she was in there I went In went in to make a phone call and she was out cold so I pulled her pants down and took a few pics then left the door wide open like 15 mins later everyone was laughing and shit cause once one person saw everyone ran up to see lol

>>729850487
huh poor girl, some people just have shitty genes i guess, I suppose its the female equivalent of having a micropenis

>>729847231
Icey hot, look it up

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posted her fucking on xvideos and told my mates

>>729838828

Sharn of a story anon. At least make the lie believable

Sent a video of her getting fucked by her best friend's husband to everyone she worked with and posted a link on her town's facebook buy/sell page.

Exposed her nudes

>be me
>be 10
>Some girl in my class leaves a note in my book when i go to the bathroom
>"Anon I like you"
>Lol
>Rip it up and throw it away as she watches

Told my first girlfriend at age 14 back in 2004 that I was allergic to tylenol after taking one for a headache at her house. I said "I thought it was an ibuprofen!" and then I proceeded to act confused and panicky, then fell to the floor and acted like I was having trouble breathing then pretended to faint.

She starting freaking the fuck out and crying. She was pissed when I started laughing.

Other than that, I've had plenty of times when I've been verbally abusive to women when they are being cunts, usually during their periods. I can't stand that hormonal, bitchy behavior.

Broke up with her and hooked up with a girl she hates at her brother's funeral.

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>>729846005
> reverse image search
> 3 results, from 2015
faggot

>>729846005
more pics, show cunt

>>729848127
Damn man, are you me?
I'm glad to know others have done that.

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Exposed this slut

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Took two years to repeatedly break her heart and piece it back together with promises of change. She was too toxic and dependant to ever leave and not she's cold and remorse less rather than sweet and innocent

>>729851451
they r sweet tits

I fucked OP's mom and never called her back.

>>729850856
>'her'

>>729846005
she's gorgeous. You're a cunt but I like your style. Post more pics though.

Not exactly something I did to her, except telling her no

But it's funny as fuck

>Be me, in 7th grade
>Get call on home phone at like 7AM before school
>"Anon, it's for you"
>Pick up the phone
>"Hey anon, this is Jessica"
>"uhh I know a few Jessicas, which one?"
>Fumble through conversation a bit, finally figure out it's one I don't even know
>"Jessica O'Grady"
>She asks me out
>I tell her I'm in fucking seventh grade, I don't date
>She calls me a fucking asshole, hangs up
>Fast forward about seven years
>She disappears
>Boyfriend is convicted of killing her with a sword
>I chuckle

Used her real name. You can google the story, it's pretty gr8. Guess he probs found out she was pregnant and gave her the ol' steel shank of nope.

>>729846005
http://ktul.com/news/investigations/revenge-porn-ktul-investigates

I dunt belief you.

>>729851850
yeah one in the pic

>>729832656
Found out she was cheating on me, got her naked (kept my clothes on) and said I'd be right back to finish the job but went to call her a cab. I then picked her up and carried her outside naked, kicking and screaming. Threw a $50 at her and told her I knew what she'd done and to fuck off and never come back.
Also fucked one of her best friends but that was years later and just a bonus, I probably would have dumped her for the friend anyway if I'd had a chance earlier on.

>>729832656
Cheated on her with 6 or 7 different girls, multiple times. She never found out. She thinks i'm the best thing that ever happened to her and is dying for me to take her back.

I told my non-english speaking girlfriend while fucking her "Take it like slut" , she replied in her language "what" and I said "Nothing".

>>729833613
How do you do that?
Examples?

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>>729847015
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES

>>729832656
Consist manipulation for sex. And not in a blackmail/skeevey way, more or less sociopathic.

>>729832656
that looks so cp, wtf

>>729832656
I went through a period of about a year and a half after my divorce when I was so hurt and pissed off at women that I decided to spread as much pain as possible. Over that time I dated several women that were single moms with low self esteem and was that perfect mix of nice guy and asshole and within 3 weeks of first date was being told the L word. When I'd hear that I'd respond in kind and spend the next week building the relationship up even more. Then complete cut off and watch from afar as they imploded. Did this 13 times. The while time amassing terrible karma that it took years to work out of. But goddamn did it feel good at the time.

>>729850856
Link?

>>729836429
I'm not gay but I'd totally gay marry you right now.

This one was sad but I'm a nice guy overall.

I became friends with a girl in college. We became close after a few days. I started to develop feelings for her like the dumbass I am. A semester later I take her to the movies. During the movies, I make a move and she declines it.

That shit burned like a KKK rally.

I dropped her off and she texts me asap about the move I made. I told her about my feelings for her. She was nice about rejecting me and wanting to stay as friends. "Best friends" I should say.

She texts me one day asking if I can bring her food.
Fuckouttahere.png
Make up some b.s. excuse. Treat her like shit for weeks (ignore her, don't text back, trying to give her the hint that I don't fuck with her). She then texts me about how much of an asshole I've been. I think she knows why but she wants to here it from my mouth.

I ignore her for a few (we have a class together and see sits next to me every time).
To this day, I try ignoring her as much as I can. We have a few classes together next semester.
I don't have feelings for her anymore thank God.
I tell her to fuck off in a nice way when she asks for things.

Overall, being the nice guy sucks

Tinder date. Slutty girl pick her up in my car. Drive a lot while talking went, to the outsides of my city in a dark place by the beach. Fuck on the back seat. After fuck she wanted to pee behind some bushes I dont know why but i started my car and drove away. Next morning i found her jacket and her purse with some money . Felt like shit but didny knew anything from her after that.

>>729852286
Lol at least you dodged a bullet there

>>729835488
>it's when you shove a live catfish into someone's rectum
I thought that was called catfisting or led zepping

Just wanted to share my story to you guys:
When i was around 13-14 yo, i was the embodyment of a total beta (+fat af) so i didnt think that i would attract someone
There was one girl (7/10, extra points bc she was the cute shy girl in my class) that followed me to the class, to my house (pretty much everywhere i'd go to, she would follow)
In that year i got bullied hard, so my self esteem was buried deep underground
In the 3 to 4 months before this, i was told over and over again "hey, it seems like XXXX has a crush on you" but i taked it as other form to make fun of me.
So, fast foward the 3-4 months, when me and a small group where chating, i noticed her looking at me (she was so into me that she didnt even blink for like 15 secs) i tried to ignore her like always, but then she came to talk and started clinging to me, like trying to force me to hug her and make something happen, and at some point, i couldn't stand.
And with an empty look and a voice full of hatred, i said "Get away from me!", and push her away. I looked at her and saw how her heart broke, and with a sad, and dead look in her eyes, she said "sorry anon... i wont bother you anymore" and left slowly.
It was only 2 years later, in the night after my small birthday party (i moved out of the town) that i realised what i did, and since then, i cant forgive me for being such a piece of shit

>>729853445
I guess? She was chubby white trash

Never would've caught my attention once I was interested in fucking.

>>729853216
Good move anon.

>>729853216
Nice guys don't have to tell people they're nice to reassure others/themselves. As for dropping her, I'd have gone as far as to find another girl and gently dangle the fact that you're seeing some other girl, while staying bestfriends. She'd get sick of it likely, but since you're the "nice guy" you claim to be you stay close friends with her. And try and become closer friends so she knows you're not making another move. It'd kill her so much to know she was a second pick she'd practically throw herself at you. (This is all assuming you're the perfect, 6ft+ fit nice guy)

>>729853643
jesus christ you're autistic

gg fucking up your one chance to not be a lonely waste of space

>>729853216
Indeed, nice guys do finish last but you managed to not get sucked into the friendzone so all in all it had a happy ending anon. Keep up the good work!