Ask a truck driver anything.

Are you concerned about your job security? You know with the inevitable future of driverless trucks and all

what is it like to have the worst job in the world?

>>729827451
do you drive a big truck?

What do you drive?

>>729827451
How many guys have you fucked you deranged psychopath

>>729827451
Why do you all drive away with hoses in you tank at a cardlock, how dumb are you?

what do u do for a living?

>>729827451
Do you have T-Mobile and stream shit all day while driving?

>>729827702
Not one bit. Pretty sure there will always be a back up driver in case of malfunction.

>>729827713
I disagree... best job I've ever had. It pays well and you pretty much have your own space with no one breathing down you neck.

>>729827451
Have you ever gotten you dick sucked by a toothess crack whore in the back of a Pilot or TA?

>>729828089
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

whats the job like, how long does it take to get decent pay. Im thinking of taking this up becasue my life just really isnt going anywhere and being a warehouse grunt is starting to ware me down.I need a job where I can just collect a paycheck for a year while I figure out what I wanna do with my life

>>729827451

I hear there are a lot of underage hookers at truck stops. Is that so?

>>729827813
2

>>729828089
Negative... I've considered it. But nah

>>729827451
Do you keep a log of how many hours/miles for the cops and another for the pay?

If so, how do you feel about GPS able to track you now that you can't get away with putting in less for the cops and more for the pay

>>729827451
how's the pay?
how hard is it to get into?
Does it get boring or do you have a nice enough truck setup that it's not bad?

How much do you weigh

>over 250

>>729828341
Not that I've seen. I don't actively look for hoes.

My step-dad is a truck driver

>>729827451
Where's my fucking package?

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>>729827451
Why do you fuck boys preach to everyone to leave you room, then ride people like they have a thousand dollar bill strapped to their bumper.

>>729827847
>Why do you all drive away with hoses in you tank at a cardlock, how dumb are you?

I mean, they are truck drivers, after all...

>>729827777
nobody recognizing this get?

>>729828739
nobody cares

Do you listen to coast to coast on those late night hauls

Why the hell do you guys drive like you're the only vehicle on the fucking highway?

Is it worth it? I got my road test coming up in a few weeks. I want to do local but I'm nervous as fuck about not finding a job. What advice would you give to new drivers, generally speaking

>>729828453
I make about 1200 a week. I work for Fedex. They pay the drivers very well.

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Ever seen any aliens?

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>>729827702
stupid question, driverless cars surely won't be a thing for at least two generations.

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>>729827451

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

>>729829007
That's pretty good, how many hours are you working per week? Is it local or otr? Did you have experience before getting this job?

>>729827451
what will you do in 3 years when truck driver jobs will be cut in half?

>>729829131
kek

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>>729828947
Because those drivers that do that push there log hours to the limit. Sadly it's all to common. They give us professional drivers a bad name.

>>729827451
OP, do you ever overwork? if so, by the way, which is your country and if you do, what you do to stay awake or get the job done?

>>729829185
I do service center to service center m-f with weekends off. It's a pretty sweet gig.

>>729827451
Union or non-union?

>>729829203
doubt it, right now is a great time to get into it. All the old timers are going to retire. If you're young and have little experience you are likely to have job opportunities all the time

>>729827451
What do you think of E-logs? If you say anything but "It's fucking bullshit" you're a bitch.

>>729829589
Not him, but fedex freight is non-union

>>729829589
Non-union. Fuck that shit.

>>729828470
Yep I'm your typical fat ass truck driver.

>>729828470
Not overly relevant tbh. I'm 255 but I'm 6'3 with a big frame. If you eat properly, you can maintain a decent body type.

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>>729829504
That's a pretty sweet setup bro for 60k. Sounds pretty stress free and satisfying. Good for you man.

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>>729829394
I have the luxury of not having to worry about that,

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Hypothetical: Let's say a guy in his mid-twenties fucked up his life and gave up on society, now all he wants to do is hitchhike around the country sucking cocks and playing shitty music in shitty dive bars. Would people in the trucking profession aid in such a scenario? Or is it more of a fantasy than anything else?

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>>729827451

Do you bully drivers? I always give right of way to truck drivers cause they're 'at work,' so I chose not to fuck with them.

Every now and then though, they're total pieces of shit. I drove by a 2 trailer truck this week and the back trailer was swinging like a whip @ 80mph and I was just , wtf is this guy thinking?

>>729829504
I've heard that job is 100% no touch too. Is the truck auto or manual? What region do you live in?

>>729829895
I mean, if you're a daycab fedex driver it doesn't matter. I'm a long haul canadian driver for a fairly shady company. I've worked for an E-log company and fucking hated it. I'll take loose leaf any day of the week.

How do you have sex when away?

>>729829939
good way to get aids

>>729829895
strong syndicalism?

>>729829954
Not his fault, the back trailer was likely empty and they tend to swing a LOT.

>>729830294
To be fair, you shouldn't be doing 80 in a semi to begin with. That's dangerous as fuck

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>>729830217
Turns out, hypothetical guy doesn't care. He's gonna eventually an hero anyway, probably.

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>>729827451
Do you sleep

>>729827451
Can you guys stop showing up 20 minutes before our fucking shift ends forcing us to try and get 20 skids off the trailer in around 15 minutes. Either show up earlier or fuck off till overnights can unload it.

Where the fuck is my package

What are your thoughts on cummies?

>>729827451
How do you feel about us 4 wheelers with CB radios?