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ITT professional funny people who aren't funny.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT professional funny people who aren't funny.
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Adam sandler
too lazy to find a pic
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Oh hey, does anyone even remember this unfunny nigger?
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Patton Oswald
luis c.k.
Mitch headburg
Emo Philips
Daniel tosh
Dane cook
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I like Aziz tbh. Seth green is cancerous
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>>729826165
but he yells a lot
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>>729826778
Emo is alright
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>>729826815
You have the worst taste
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You kiddies are probably too young for this one, but good god is Rita Rudner awful.
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I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my bellybutton for lint
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i win
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>>729827968

I totally thought that fat cow was this fat cow.
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yea! let's all suck each other off.
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>>729826165
>ITT: All people vastly more wealthy and successful than OP
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While not quite as awful as most of the thread this dude's punchable face makes up for it.
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>>729826778
>Louis ck
Fuck outta here
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>>729828358
Donna noble and her look alike and I fucking hate the both of them
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>>729828792
He's brilliant
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>>729828792
yeah him and patton belong nowhere near this list
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>729828823
"AM I BOTHERED!" She's insufferable
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>>729826815
Do you not even like Robot Chicken, man?
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>trevor noah
Can't stand that smug faggot. At least Stewart had funky, relevant and interesting things to say.
Trevor Noah is more like "look at this photo of trump! Laugh at it with me!"
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>>729826165
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>>729826778
>Luis c.k.
>Not Luis Cuck
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>>729828792
With you kinda on Mitch and Emo. Hedburgs style of comedy was very sketchy and hit or miss. He'd just make ironic observations into jokes.
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>>729829101
Delet this
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Fuck this guy
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>>729829335

Unfunny nigger midget isn't funny.
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>>729829291
no
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Jim Carrey
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>>729829335
He's fucking hilarious
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>>729829035
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>>729829082
Is The Daily show even on anymore?

For that matter, is there even anything on Comedy Central anymore aside from South Park? I know most stand up specials are making their way to Netflix, CC must be on its fucking deathbed by now.
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>>729826778
Were you born without a sense of humor or did you lose it at some point?
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>>729829810
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>>729828009
Are you enjoying your ride on the bandwagon?
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Dave Chappell after he made the most boring rape joke I've ever heard. All the people who claim to be against rape jokes then went to defend him.

Imagine dane cook made that exact rape joke lol
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>>729830045
He's a shitty Robin Williams
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>>729830045
dare diss ace ventura faggot
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>>729826720
I was seriously shocked when that fucker got a tv show. He is one of the least funny people alive and annoying as fuck.
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this guy is insufferable.
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>>729830040
Based on half of that list I'd say it was bait, but then Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh are legitimately retards so yeah I think there's something wrong with that fag.
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>>729829942
Nigger detected
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>>729829035
you better just be trolling nigger
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>>729830412
At least he hasn't fucking hanged himself yet.
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>>729826165

IDK he's alright I guess. In the right role he shines. If he is cast right he is great. If he is just SLIGHTLY miscast he's poison.
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>>729830568
That was seriously the worst special I have ever seen.
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>>729829227
He was funny. After the cocaine but before the crack.
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>>729830250
are you enjoying YOUR ride on the bandwagon?
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>>729830728
He should have by now, at least Robin was still making movies.
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>>729830968
lol haters gone hate
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>>729827968

She was pretty funny as Spicey
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>>729829227
Richard Pryor was a writer on Blazing Saddles. The greatest movie ever made!
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>>729828358

Nobody actually thought she was funny. That's what made it funny.
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>>729830621
only half
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>>729826778
That list is a rollercoaster... not sure if bait or you're half retarded
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>>729829035
Honestly agree, think he's pretty overrated. Has his moments, but sometimes he's just an asshole.
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>>729830810
you're not lying.
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>>729826165

That dude is actually hilarious.

Its OP that isn't funny - unless you think his bleeding rectal prolapse is funny.
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>>729830617
Dane Cook was hilarious when he was brand new/not famous yet, back when I was a teenager, which seems to be his demographic, and there's nothing wrong with having a specific demographic.
Tosh is just a dick who makes observations in a dickish way. His standup was pretty meh, but then the tv show just totally ruined him for me.
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>>729831142
That's too much nigger
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>>729830968
Obvious bait kys
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>>729830036
Yeah it's still on. And Trevor Noah is a joke. You've got to see it to believe it. Comedy Central is now 99% South Park, 1% Trevor Noah.
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>>729831315
50% too much
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>>729826165
Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy
Charlie murphy


Unfunny niggers who shouldn't got any money .
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>>729831005
wow. good one.
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Jeff Dunham
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>>729830968
TAKE IT BACK NIGGER
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>>729831319
It's not bait I get a smile and a nose exhale from each episode
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>>729828009
This guy gets it
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>>729826165
feminist faggot
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I don't think Chris Hardwick is funny. Or George Lopez. And the guy with props and puppets.

Also, these
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>>729826165
>>729826828
>>729828009
>>729828009
>>729828009
>>729828536
>>729828536
>>729828790
>>729829335
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>>729831424
Is that you Rick?
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>>729826165
I saw that guy walking home from work one night in downtown Manhattan. You want to talk about a manlet, this dude is built like a ten-year-old boy. I had no fucking idea he was that small. Couldn't have been over a hundred pounds
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>>729831424
"Shouldn't got..."
Yeah, *clearly* your opinion is well thought out.
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Kevin Hart
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>>729826778
Mitch Hedberg was a weird dude but if you were in the right mood his stuff was really funny. The rest I agree with you
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>>729828792
Louis CK's a pedophile cuck. Making jokes about his daughter's vagina only liberals find that shit funny. Don't get me wrong he has his moments especially when he's being as snarky little asshole but that in his pathetic lifestyle is really all he has to talk about
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>>729826778
Louis CK is hilarious you fucking faggot. I strongly suspect that the only reason /b/ likes to hate on him is that he appears to be somewhat liberal and that's not edgy enough for the current Trumpcuck attitude around here.
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>>729830968
Couple of fat nihilistic atheist marxist jew looking ass post-modernist faggots gonna have to agree with this one
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Even the an unfunny person says or does funny things some times. Stop posting hyperbole, obviously some people find them funny, and nobody gives a shit about your opinion on the internet.
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>>729828891
Patton Oswalt is another one of those people that's only funny to liberals.
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Seth Green
Louis CK
Dave Chappelle
Trey Parker/Matt Stone
Jim Carrey

Anyone who disagrees is wrong.
/thread
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>>729831741
Oh man. Underrated post. Kevin Hart is not funny in the LEAST. He makes Carlos Mencia look like a damn genius.
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>>729830728
>yet
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>>729832231
His first album was funny as fuck but his last two specials were shit. Nothing to do with politics.
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>>729826165
He has this show called Master of None, its funny but kinda depressing in a sense too with him being this Seinfeld like character.
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>>729832382
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are actually funny try again
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>>729831346
what are you talking about, alex jones is hilarious
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>>729830036
Na the Jews ran that one to the ground pushing their agenda. Comedy Central is a pile of shit now. So is fucking Vice for that matter. Everytime I see the two over opinionated retarded nigger show I want to throw something at my fucking TV. All they talk about is how good weed is (which I enjoy weed but it's not the best thing in the world) and how great fucking refugees are for Europe.
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>>729831424
>Unfunny niggers who shouldn't got any money .
Fuck yo' couch nigga!
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>>729832069
He's funny because my life is just as sad and it feels good to laugh about it sometimes
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>>729829035
>>729826778
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>>729832602
You're a fucking moron faggot.
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>>729832382
>>729832602
That's the problem, he's trying to hard.
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>>729831631
Hey guys it's meeeeee.... Aziz Ansareeeeee....
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>>729832617
kek
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>>729830968
As much as I hate the Jews and their political agenda I can't hate Rick and Morty. Also harmonquest was good but he kept this stupid cunt ex-wife off the show.
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>>729832816
You can't have moron faggot opinions if you're going to call someone a moron faggot
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Any American stand up comic ever
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>>729831411
They'd be better off if it was hundred percent South Park and just cut the Trevor Noah hanging in his dressing room every now and then. And I mean like hanging from the neck not chilling with his homies
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>>729832945
Take your tinfoil hat off retard just say you're a fan.
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>>729833063
So all of them because British people aren't funny
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>>729829101
Wtf... I understand calling Louis CK or Patton Oswald not funny, but no way in hell Robin Williams!
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>>729829101
Die in a fire.
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>>729833063
Steven wright tho
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>>729832069
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>>729831624
That is shit comedy for autistic college-age retards. "Wow look at us we're so Random were funny" no, no you're not
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Everyone on the office was unfunny.

Jim Carrey is king.

I prefer comedians who act like idiots and actually have some sense when you get to know them over comedians who try to make an intelligent joke and you realize how dumb they are.

Also any comedian who makes Trump jokes still are beating a dead horse to save what's left of their dying career.

The anon in this post is a true comedian.
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>>729831226
It is okay.
Not everyone is inclined to like the diversity of Carlin's work,
A sublime mix of witty wordplay, irony, shit talk, philosophy and a whole lot of political incorrectness!
Some might say he was /b/ before it went full faggoty.
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>>729829035
Claiming George Carlin wasn't funny is the most foolish, imbecilic, idiotic, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, simpleminded, witless, naive, brainless and shortsighted thing I've ever seen.
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>>729833059
Cry more pussy. Your tears are delicious.
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>>729827968
All of my yea
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>>729833338
You tried so hard to mimic George Carlin with this post
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>>729831346
Hah seriously? He in my opinion is the funniest comedian of all time
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>>729832660
No the daily show still exists, sadly, and it's run by Trevor Noah and he is the worst.
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>>729833471
Holy shit is that a painting?
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>>729832093
Except he's very edgy and disgusting?
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>>729833487
George?
How many times do I have to say this?
Don't use 4chan anymore.
Be dead for dick's sake.
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>>729833643
"Trevor No-one."
Boom roasted
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>>729833417
Robin Williams or Jim carrey?
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>>729833246
Have you seen Mork & Mindy? Painful. Also pic related.
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>>729833549
lel
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>>729832705
I get that, and nothing against you personally. Just hate that self-defeating attitude, it's never going to do you or anyone else any good. When life sucks you work till it gets better. You never get anywhere feeling bad about yourself
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>>729832550
Speaking of which, add this fuck to the list.
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>>729830968
ALL THIS CRAZY... GOOGAS?
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>>729833150
South Park was good for the first 4 or 5 years, when they had stand alone episodes. Now all they do is rip on pop culture event of the moment, making episodes that won't be funny 2 years from now.
The episodes from 1997 are still funny 20 years later.
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>>729833788
Still gotta pick my boy Jim, Ace Ventura is gold.
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Jack black? Does he count?
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>>729826815

You are clearly a garbage person.
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>>729834028
But "Hahaha orange president so funny hahaha" how could they go wrong with that?
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>>729833164
There was moments on harmonquest where he was very unfunny but I am definitely fan of Rick and Morty fucking love that show. And we are Rockin aluminum paper boat Style hats my niggs
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>>729833417
top kek image
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>>729833549
You tried your best and still replied to a deleted post. You have all the technology in the world and you still miss clicks. You have desktop PCs, laptops, smartphones, tablets, tokens and virtual reality booths and you still make the same mistake that medieval people made when they sent carrier pigeons to assholes who died before the message could arrive.
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>>729826778
the fact you can put mitch and those faggots in the same post triggers me.
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>>729834200
First few seasons of community were fucking great too.
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yOU
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>>729833238
Black Books
Father Ted
The whole of Monty Python
Blackadder
The Mighty Boosh
The IT whatever

The list goes on, I respect that your defending American comedians but England has given us some funny shit most of it old. Maybe I'm a little biased cuz I grew up with it
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>>729834033
I'm gonna say Williams. Superior comedic actor as well as capable of turning in dramatic roles of the highest caliber.
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>>729833961
"What's the deal with this 4Chan place? I mean come on!!! I mean you go there, your browsing and there's always this guy who posts bananas or gore in your thread just to ruin your day. I mean come on!!!"
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This cancerous cunt
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>>729834555
Fawlty Towers
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how did this guy get hundreds of millions of dollars

I like his car programs, but he is one of the worst professed "comedians" of all time
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>>729833501
See man you lost the argument when you went for full autistic. Now everyone just thinks you're a 15 year old that doesn't belong here.
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>>729834555
The funniest part of the mighty boosh was it's name.
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>>729834694
Did anyone say bananas?
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>>729826778
Ck is shit. Cant believe he gets paid 300K per episode for his show. Such a shit show. Watched 3 episodes, smiled twice
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>>729834555
>The Mighty Boosh
makes me violently ill
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>>729833748
Carlin would have probably voted for Trump. Carlin was so distrustful of the government, and so much into conspiracy theory, and he wanted the fucking system to blow up so bad, that he would have at least enjoyed the idea of Trump running and winning, if not directly voting for him for various reasons.
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this faggot. always hated him
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>>729833643
Oh yeah I know sorry I went a little off topic to the vice shit. I just meant that other than South Park Comedy Central ran itself into the ground
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>>729826165
Melissa McCarthy or whoever plays Sean Spicer in SNL. Idk why people even think she's funny. Also Dave Chappelle and fluffy fat fuck.
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Any female comedienne.

Not a single one is funny.
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>>729834555
I don't think you understand. British people aren't funny.
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>>729835179
Go to bed, Sean. It's late on the east coast and you have work in the morning.
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His podcast can be good depending on the guest and he's good at calling fights but his comedy is straight dog shit
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>>729834028
Well you're not wrong. All I can say is that I get a laugh out of the show every now and then. TV kind of sucks in general, it's hard to find anything without some sort of political agenda behind it.
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>>729834077
The stuff he did on HBO in the early days as Tenacious D was pretty awesome the rest is complete garbage
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>>729835040
Carlin wouldn't have voted period
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>>729835241
"u wot m8 my lady friend fiddled me tallywacker in the boot of a cabby and we had a jolly good laugh."

I agree they are shit.
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Itt the opinions of the minority. You probably would have said that Lenny Bruce wasn't funny if he was popular when you were in your 20's. God damned hipsters.

Funny is subjective. Just because you don't think it's funny doesn't mean it's not funny. It's like literature. Only time can tell us if something has the staying power to he a classic, but you can generally trust the populace to decide what speaks for them, and who doesn't like a good fart joke?
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>>729835040
I think he might have. Though he had a certain panache for acting IN THE MOST CRAZY WAY EVERRR and then going back to normal AS THOUGH NOTHING HAPPENED!
Man I miss the old fuck!
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>>729834369
I forgot he was a part of that, Community had some really good episodes.
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>>729835040
Yeah don't kid yourself. He might have gotten up off his ass to vote for Bernie if he'd won the primary. But probably not.
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>>729835040
Well according to everything in that quote he wouldn't have voted. Also he would be too smart to vote for trump, I'm sure he would have thought he was a fucking dangerous idiot
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>>729835863
>>729835875
>>729835040
Politics invading the fun zone.
Get out.
>>>>>>>>/pol/
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>>729834694
"What's the deal with this 4Chan place? They don't even have 4 channels! They've got like 56! And are they even channels? Do you even have channels on a website?
An people post messages all day about racist cartoon frogs, triangles, men turned into women, I mean who are these people??

Oh, and have you met my teenage girlfriend? What's up with that???"
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>>729831346
eat a bowl of fuck
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>>729836037
The joke's on you. I was banned on pol for being too racist.
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>>729836037
This thread is the opposite of fun
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>>729830568

that's the guy who sucks Chelsea Handler's penis?
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>>729836053
>>729834694
The hallmark of a bad comedian is when people impersonating them is funnier than the actual person.
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>>729836247
Kek...I want to believe.
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>>729835694
He was the main writer except like a season. Dope ass show
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>>729836189
This is my new favorite phrase
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>>729834920
Saw Noel Gallagher live in NYC, he's way funnier in person. And yeah that shows a little autismo but it always made me laugh. I can definely see why a lot of people don't like it, I just do. You have to have a taste for English comedy in general. When I met my wife in Iceland spend a couple months with her there and all she had on her PC was English comedy. It grew on me. Those big ass titties could make me like anything. Positive reinforcement
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>>729835301
Agree, and I've watched religiously since 725.
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>>729835875
I don't know, he might have voted Trump because of his own stance on stupid people! You know "he's the President US needs, but not the one it deserves right now"
Here we have a country full of a majority of Stupid people and trolls.
And Trump is a motherfucking stupid troll!
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>>729835080
"What are you retarded... No I'm just kidding I know you're not retarded

.... So what is it Down syndrome?"

Come on that shit is funny
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>>729834725
If he could cut the semi funny pop culture jokes by half and instead put in more information he could be quite good.
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>>729835080
https://youtu.be/QX1SojKfgNI
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>>729836184
aww, c'mon man...
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>>729835080

you're too stupid to understand his comedy
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>>729836727
If I saw him in a dark alley id put a knife in his throat.
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If you are naturally funny, you are funny. If you are professionally funny, it means you have to come up with new shit every fucking time.
Especially the TV anchor beta motherfuckers.
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>>729835080
I always confuse him with the governor from walking dead.
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>>729836727
His politics is worse than his comedy anyway you fucking yid
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>>729836557
>You know "he's the President US needs, but not the one it deserves right now"
think you got that backwards
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>>729836908
Did you see him on the KFC commercials. He was fucking awesome they should have kept him on. Some people just don't get dry humor. Norm's the fucking man imo
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>>729836407
Oh, it's true, you little product of incest.
I went there 6 months back as I've always been, and I told them how middle-eastern Muslims are the cancer of the organism that is humanity. Of all races and ethnicities, Muslim Arabs are the most, and only, chaotic ones. They don't know where they are, they move from place to place lie they're sleepwalking, and they're multiplying. They are a net negative, and the cure, the dangerous chemotherapy, is nuclear attacks. We have to make the sacrifice of bombing the middle-east. And here's the kicker, we have to do it as fast as we can and as hard as we can. Tomorrow. I want 5k nuclear bombs detonated in te middle-east tomorrow if we want to preserve at least some form of civilization. If we don't do it now, it will only get worst. Either the Muslims will eat us alive, or we would have to bomb the entire planet. Oil, in this metaphor of mine, is the vice that causes the cancer.
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>>729835301
It's hard for me to explain how much i hate this guy's comedy. He's a decent host and fight caller but his comedy is awful. I actually didn't know he was a comedian for a long time and when I found out I was shocked.
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>>729828536
You must be a brain dead religious redneck.
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>>729837025
Being funny takes more than one person you need to comedian and someone to relate to the comedian. It's almost Never possible to relate to everybody which is exactly why we disagree so much in this thread. And I mean the Royal we not you and I personally
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>>729837181
Sounds like standard issue /pol/ edgespam to me, m8. So how'd you get banned?
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>>729828536
Literally who?
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>>729826778
>Mitch headburg
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If you the number of inches of your erect dick is more than the number of years your girlfriend is, youuuuuuuu might be on 4chan
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>>729837181
I have similar beliefs and voice them often on Poll. You must have got caught by the one Muslim mod they have. Shit luck, keep spreading reason and Common Sense
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>>729837573
That was actually fairly funny, anon.
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>>729837340
You're kidding right you actually like that alien looking motherfucker? I've yet to tell anyone that they are wrong in their opinion in this thread. But that ugly piece of shit is not funny whatsoever.
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>>729826778
>t. Triggered theist
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>>729837374
Some faggot said this is too much. Reality is real, unfortunately, and pol only lets the idiots be racists, so that the general public is under the impression that all racists are morons and are seen as negative models. If you think pol is on your side, think again! Pol is as cynical as it can get. Pol is more of a shill than Clinton herself was.
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>>729837573
That was really good man.
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>>729837475
Kek
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>>729826778
>midge hedburg
confermed for idiot
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>>729837686
>>729837877
Thanks anons. I also did Seinfeld up above.
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>>729836779
WEBM faggot.
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take your pick
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>>729837816
Well, I beg to disagree here. I find him quite funny.
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>>729833723
yeah, that shit is funny
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>>729834555
>The whole of Monty Python
>Blackadder
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>>729826778
Louis C.K. and Mitch Hedburg? KYS, you don't deserve to live.
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This fucking guy
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>>729838149
Danny is ok tho
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>>729837106
I think I have.
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>>729832382
>trey parker and Matt stone
Do you just hate America or something?
Kill yourself commie.

>>729832432
>Carlos Mencia
I wouldn't go that far.
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>>729832382
Right about Seth Green and Dave Chappelle, Trey Parker/Matt Stone were funny during the early years of South Park but have to agree with you now, most of Jim Carrey's career was great but I guess he doesn't do anything good now, and you're just wrong about Louis CK. Sorry, but some of your opinions are objectively wrong
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>>729833388
Most of their shit isn't good, but some few parts are great
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>>729836184
agreed
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>>729838826
you are wrong. seth green and chappelle are the only good ones on his list.

cunt
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>>729838149
nuh uh. fuck you.
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>>729835932
>adom sondler is some loser in some sense
>everyone punches eachother balls even the woman
>"i wanna sex u"
>"ur gay xd"
>they punch the balls of eachother
>adom sondler realizes he was a fgt and adom makes a emotional monologe about how he was a faggot and ends doing some cuck shit
>everyone kicksballs
>silly gay joke
>the end
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>>729833961
Jerry Seinfeld is the king of comedy
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>>729839237
He was funny before the nutectomy
Cancer takes a lot of the funny out of you
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>>729839366
literally was never funny
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>>729839335
>>
That english guy Mr Bean.
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>>729827968
Probably the most obnoxious "comedian" out there

>>729829101
There's a special place in hell for you
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>>729839607
die immediately
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>>729839552
It was your favorite show
the Tom Green Show
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>>729834777
dunno how he forgot that, nice trips btw
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>>729835578
Was Lenny Bruce ever funny?
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>>729839625
>There's a special place in hell for you
Yeah, the comedy club in hell where no one is funny and you can't leave. Headlined by Robin Williams.
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>>729836908
Haha, no. His comedy is just bad and unfunny. It's fine if you think he's funny, you're entitled to your own taste, but implying that you're intelligent because you like is humor is a better joke than anyone mentioned here has ever made.
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Whats her name that plays Hillary on SNL. Everybody says she's a genius but she's terrible.
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>>729829101
He was funny sometimes, but the majority of the time he was just annoying. Don't let the times he wasn't funny be his comedic legacy
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>>729837517
Go suck shit out of your boyfriend's asshole, faggot
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>>729829335
If that's not good enough for you, hey so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out
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>>729836425
I prefer his brother Liam, more of a hothead.
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>>729839183
Lol okay buddy, whatever you say
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>>729837092
he really isn't funny, his podcast produce some funny shit but not that much
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>>729829014
Bovvahd*
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>>729829035
Sorry guys, but I agree. I like some of his work, but his rehearsed "play on words" rants, and his intentionally offensive work bored me. He was better than those boring moments, but he had to shock the stupid people.
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did someone mention this guy yet?
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>>729837340
Hes boring and snobby as fuck. Even atheists and liberals are starting to hate him. Im sorry that youre a pompous better-than-thou faggy hipster from the over glorified shit hole we call California.
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>>729840074
Marxist propaganda
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>>729829101
I agree. He was just a hyper active performer. I liked his acting in dramas, but couldn't take his stand up.
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>>729840572
What are you talking about, Wallace?
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>>729840467
so three cunts walk into a bar, they're all from different nationalities...and uh, one of them gets raped. Then the Irishmen...says something foolish..I can't..uh
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You're a cunt, Jim Jefferies is legend
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>>729840467
he's hilarious you cunt
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>>729840706
I'm telling you what I see the show Rick and Morty as buddy that's all
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>>729840511
Anyone who calls California a shit hole is definitely a sore cry baby. One of the most beautiful places in the country is a shit hole? Ok anon, enjoy your hometown.

Maybe the new age regressive liberals hate him because he shits on them as well. He is one of the more sane balanced person on TV right now.
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>>729840843
I understood that, I'm just curious as to what specifically you're referring to in the show
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>>729826165
Louis CK
Dave Chappelle
Ricky Gervais
Bill Burr
Jon Stewart
Joe Rogan
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>>729835578
Saw broad shitty pic. Didn't read post.
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>>729833388
I thought Tom Goes to the Mayor was really on point, loved every episode. I have nothing to say about the rest of their work...
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>>729841145
Wrong
Correct
Correct
Meh
Correct
Correct
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>>729841144
The constant nihilistic anti-religious verbiage that seeps out of every episode
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>>729836184
Overrated, fat retard. Not to mention a druggie.
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>>729836184
Overrated, fat, retard. Not to mention a druggie.
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>>729839592
This post is funnier than any Seinfeld joke ever told
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>>729841365
Not to mention its constant ragging on traditionalism. Because according to these assholes, decency and tradition are stupid.
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>>729841145
The most recent special of CK is fucking lame.
Same goes goes for Chappelle.
Meh on Gervais.
Bill Burr is funny as fuck man! come on!
Stewart.. no idea.
Rogan, he's ok. Some of his earlier stuff is cringey! He does some really funny bits and then some really boring ones.

Watch this though.. the funniest shit ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-qXeH1pGg
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This dude.
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>>729841365
Most episodes aren't anti-religion, I can see where you're coming from with the nihilism though but I wouldn't go so far as to call it propaganda
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>>729842056
Susquehanna weed is funnier, imo
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>>729842056
the fuck? Chappelle's and Rogan's new specials are great
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Most comics are becoming unfunny as they run out of creativity and just start pandering to leftist politics. Even Billy Burr is getting cucked by his negress wife. Also, please deport Jim Jeffries faggoted cuntass thx
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>>729826778
This is b8
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>>729833961
What is the deal with black people?
They're not black, and they're not people
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"something something something something pussy!
I mean am I right? Am I right boys and girls?"
*sip beer*
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>>729842635
I didn't like Chappelle's new special. They were mediocre.

And like I said, Joe's earlier work is cringey. I like his newer stuff.
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