ITT we talk like we are from reddit
Hey did u hear about United Airlines xddddddddddddddddddddddd schezwan lmao
>>729815398
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
good evening gents *tips fedora*
thanks for the gold! bless you kind patron
>>729815398
Trump for president
>>729815671
You've been gilded nice stranger
>>729815833
Fuck off to 4chan
Huh, TIL! And then the whole class clapped
>>729816038
RUSSIA! TRUMP! PUTIN!
He's a traitor, IMPEACH HIM!
COLLUSION, M-m-Manafort!!!!
>>729816038
can confirm, was class
Updoot!
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>>729815398
We did it, Reddit!
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This.
>>729815398
Hehe :3
>>729816038
can confirm, was clap
Like /u/729817644 said, confirmed. Much clap. Don't upvote this.
Traps r gay and I'm gay. Eat my boi pucci
Doctors of Reddit, whats the craziest thing you've seen?
>not a doctor but my friend's uncle's wife once had gangrene.
>Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! :D
>>729818056
Gd it, I kek'd
>>729818056
Kek
Le fedora tip xD
>>729815398
Le reddit army reporting in!
>>729818056
Hold my stethoscope, I'm going in!
>>729818056
Found the Redditor!
>>729818337
aaaah so close to 1337 lel. nice dubs tho
>>729815620
the thing about arsenal is they always tries to walk it in
>Am I gay if I fuck a guy? Or only if he fucks me?
>Edit: TIL I love sucking dick
>>729818464
>dubs
ಠ_ಠ
>>729818464
Actually, sir, "dubs" is when the last two digits of a post have repeating numbers. I can see how you might make that mistake, though. Cheers!
>>729818836
Fedora tip to you good sir!
>Edit
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>729818436
Found the dad!
>>729819161
*teleports behind u*
This thread is... punny
Edit: Wow I can't believe this is my top comment, how embarrassing!
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
>>729815398
xD lel I love memes and my fedora is black
>>729819161
DAD!! Get off Reddit!! XD
Trump is evil! Muslims are VERY peaceful! I'm pretty sure terrorist attacks are just staged so we can have a war with the middle east!
#NotMyPresident
>>729819409
Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd <3
>>729819303
You can't teleport behind me, I have a face for every direction on my head
>>729819516
DAE le Trump is literally Hitler?
>>729819545
No matter. My legendary amaterasu (which we all know is impossible to evade (duh)) will take care of that.
SUGAR GOLDEN FIST OF THE RAINBOW LAKE, ATTACK!!!
*attacks you*
>>729819799
That sent shivers of cringe down my fucking spine
*lightsaber starts glowing*
There are no llimits to my power XD XD
*swings at you* :P :o
hehe I'll get you next time XD :DD :o
*uses force choke* XD :) >.<
What the MATTER :) XD can't speak :P XD :P
I am a redditor actually.
>>729820242
Fuck off we're full
I love you reddit! x:)
MAGA MAGA CUCK CUCK MAGA CUCK RED PILLLLLED BUILD THE WALL
>>729815398
SZHCEHCUAN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!
ELON MUSK IS GOD
H3HH3 IS GOD
KURZGESGT IS GOD
CPG GREY IS GOD
IDDUBBBZ IS GOD
FUCK AMY SCHIMER
EUGENICS
I LOVE YOUTUBE COPYRIGHT DRAMA. WELL WILL BE SEEN AS CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS ONE DAY
Hey reddit, I'm in some big financial trouble. Long story short, I just cannot stop buying dildoes for my asshole. But that's not the only problem.. I can't stop buying other things, chastity cages, butt plugs you name it. In addition my wife left me for some guy that goes by the name of Jamal.. Seems like a cool guy, they took custody of the kid but I'll still get him on weekend! Well anyway, long story short I have to pay child support and alimony. Also we still owe money to the bull that my wife and I hired and well, long story short she's making me pay for it all.. So I'm about 50k in debt, had to sell my car, my house and whore myself out to men to pay for a motel. What should I do?
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Wow I didn't know this post would make it to the front page! Yes, I would totally kill myself bit I just cannot sucking dick
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Thanks for the gold kind sir!
Neil Degrasse Tyson in 1980.
>>729822189
FUCK BLACK SCIENCE MAN.
HE Likes amyass shumcucker!!!!
>>729822189
Wtf? Is that his dick up to his belly button?
>>729815620
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
>>729822389
It's his astronomical unit.