I can translate stuff to and from French for you

>>729813339
fuck?

Salope

Conass

"You communist faggot"

>>729813418
Merde? Which is actually more like "shit"

>>729813429
That means "whore"

>>729813511
"Espece de tarlouze communiste" I suppose

>>729813505
That's like "douchebag" for a woman

>>729813339
>> fuck

>>729813618
Thank you baguette fucker <3

>>729813700
Do you mean the verb "to fuck"?

>>729813339
why? English is literally the only language anyone needs. Why do you think Jesus wrote the Bible in it?

>>729814021
Jesus didn't write the Bible, even if he did exist

omelette du fromage

>>729813339
so can i fag youre not special

>>729814729
Yeah but I'm offering to you faggot

Je t'aime l'OP, j'ai envie de te caresser avec amour de manière illimitée. Et douce.

>>729813339
what does "omlettes du fromage" mean?

>>729814682
That is not proper French tho. Dexter wasn't that smart

>>729814858
tapette

>>729814933
Again, not proper French but I guess "omelette with cheese"

>>729813339
"Va chier aux rails et p8 qwa"

>>729815136
That's a pejorative term for a gay or feminine man

omelette du fromage

>>729815181
cheese omelette to be correct

>>729815234
reread your post and tell me you didn't deserve to get called gay, you gay

>>729815228
Go fuck yourself to the railroad or something. I don't know what p8 means though

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>>729815181
>>729814933

I hate my life and I want to kill myself

>>729815448
It actually would mean something like "omelette of the cheese" which does not make any sense really

Comment Ruquier retire sa capote?

>>729815582
Je me déteste et je veux (me tuer/ me suicider/ mettre fin à mes jours)

>>729815380
It wasn't my post. I thought you were just asking for the translation of tapette

>>729815738
En pétant?

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>>729815582
J'haie ma vie et je veux me tuer

"I'm a fat french fuck and I suck cocks for cash"

>>729816009
Je hais*

>>729815979
Yes because he's gay so he has to fart to remove his condom, which is in his ass

>>729813339
Alors ca fait le google traduction pendant son temps libre par ici ou socoman

>>729816152
Je suis un gros enculé de français et je suce des queues pour de l'argent

>>729816152
Somehow it doesn't translate very well

>>729816167
J'hais ce dit aussi bien que je hais

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>>729816335
But it still fits tho right

"
Salop! Salop! La chien revoilà q'elle pète!
Mais chi, ma pute! Fai ton gâto aux cacahouètes!
Mets de la crote sur ma carote,
je la netoierai dans ta glote.
Giclant come de té carotides.
Son plasma fuman et fétide!

Sa-sale pute, pourquoi y a des nichon?
Je te reçodomize. Je t’ancul é t’a mal.
Ma longue tripe, mon animal.
Soumise béante.
Bedaine à foutre itinérante.
Nid pourrie de la bête immonde,
Grand garage de l’entier monde!
Ah, salop! Salop! Salop! Salop!"

>>729816009
yms

>>729816370
Pas mal sur que bonne déjà le "j'h" je suis même pas sur que ce soit grammaticalement correct

>>729816283
You're a french faggot and you suck dicks for monney

''Criss de gros tabarnak d'étron du caliss ma t'en crisser une''

>>729816534
Ben au Québec, c'est ultra commun

>>729816553
no u niggerfaggot

>>729814021
Mega kek

>>729813339
If I'm in France, and I order toast, will they bring me what we in the greatest country on earth refer to as "Freedom Toast"?

>>729813339
So can I. I can do.
French - English
English - French
Mandarin - French
French - Mandarin
English - Mandarin
Mandarin - English

>>729816451
Whore whore. The bitch is farting again
Yes my bitch, bake your peanut cake
Put some poo on my carrot
I'll clean it in your throat.
Squirting like your carotides?
Its smoking and nasty plasma

Dirty whore, why are there tits?
I sodomize you again. I fuck you in the ass and you're hurting.
My long gut my animal
Submissive and gaping

And so on. Pretty nasty text overall

>>729816624
hey toé crisse de gros plein d'marde de la péninsule, t mieux de t'calmer avec ton dirty talk pcq tu m'excite le bat, faque stu veux pas qu'j'te chie sur le torse, t mieux de lacher ça tout suite pendant que j'm'émoustille la poche

vieille plotte

>>729817155
Holy shit that's amazing. Thanks /b/ro

>>729817077
They'll kindly ask you to leave because only savages eat toasts

>>729815590
come on.. "any sense"? it's obvious he's talking about a cheese omlette. so it makes some sense. no sense would be, like," jdbsbnd kfjchcxxn "

>>729817258
OP says french

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>>729817292
At least it will be kindly

>>729817583
People from Quebec will tell you with a straight face that they speak a Frencher French than in France. Little do they know that it's laughably untrue

>>729817583
grignotte moi le cul

>>729817889
That's "nibble on my ass" for non French speakers. Quite an interesting expression imo

>>729818110
more like nibble my ass

>>729818274
I think nibbling something and nibbling on something means the same thing

>>729817258
Hey you fat fuck full of shit from the Gaspé peninsula, you should really calm yourself with all those slurs because it get my dick real hard, so if don't want me to take a dump on your chest cage, you should stop right now while I'm stroking my phallus

you're an old slut

>>729817777
C'est des petites criss de beau nombres que tu viens d'chier la toé

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OKAY I used to play with a bunch of french gamers and they would often say something that sounded like "plus tard" or "plutar!" as an exclamation when they fucked up or someone died or something.

I asked them if it was "too late" but they said no - it's just like saying "shit"

What does it literally mean?

>>729814581
Then how come the Bible says he did? You Darwinists can't even simple logic.

>>729818665
Voyon tabarnak j'voulion dire petit pas petite non mais quel criss de niaisage maudit st-caliss

>>729817155
>>729817287

you missed >carotides
carotid arteries, e.g the big veins in you neck i.e he slit her throat

>>729817777
trips and nobody checked

>franch are disgusting

>>729819096
"Plus tard" mean later.
If they said "À plus tard" for example when someone is leaving it's "see you later". I don't see anything close that would mean or be used as "shit" do maybe they were messing with you

>>729819247
Those are double double and I checked them

>>729818665
>C'est des petit criss de beau nombres que tu viens d'chier la toé

>>729815738
By prouting.

>>729818585
nibble my ass

>>729819151
Oh yeah now I get it. I was confused because "té" or correctly written "tes" has the mark of the plural. While carotide is usually used in singular

>>729819484
Il voulait probablement dire putain

>>729818665
hahahahahaha c moi l'OP de ta traduction

>>729819133
esti d'acadien, va donc t'couchiâtriâtre esti tabar-saint siboire de calisse

>>729813339
Je ne sais pas vraiment comment parler français

>>729819727
>>729819096
Oh yeah that might be it. "putain" means whore and is used like "shit" indeed. It's hard to write how to pronounce it as it contains sounds that non French speaker usually have trouble with

>>729813618
>>729813721
"tarlouze"
jesus christ french insults are weak, try something québécois like "Crisse de fif communiste"

>>729820032
>mais ironiquement y parle super bien

>>729820032
>>729820252
#googletranslate

>>729817777
>not knowing anything about the history of the french language

>>729820150
ou tapette

>>729820332
Ceci. Le francais au Québec resemble au francais en france durant les années 1600-1700

>>729820332
>thinking royal french is superior
>thinking Canadian french never evolved and was never contaminated by the surrounding english somehow
>not wondering why, if Canadian french is superior, people from quebeec understand most french people while the opposite isn't true

>>729820691
we're not talking about superiority, we're talking about purity, and the fact is that Quebec french is closer to the original french than the one from France

And yes, french people for some reason are unable to understand most of what we say because of how far our languages have strayed, but the reason why we understand theirs probably lies in the fact that most of the movies we watch as kids have been dubbed in France

esti qu'on s'en calisse

>>729821405
Dans le fond crisse que ta raison. M'en vas m'coucher. S'ti de niaisage icitte a soir

>>729821668
va t'crosser dans ta catin plein d'sperme pis va t'coucher esti d'vieux crotté

>>729821371
I don't think royal French is necessarily closer to the "original french". I don't even know what the "original french" would be.
I don't think it's the reason though. I would say it's because french people tends to pronounce every syllabus and Québécois tend to ommit some of them. Which makes some sentences unintelligible for the untrained ear