s/fur My dick got jewed How to fix plz

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>>729812120
They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

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>>729812120
well hey, at least you've got one

go put it in something

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time to play t.i.t.s.
night

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>>729812120
Put it on ice.

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>>729812364
Have fun!

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>>729812329
The lack of dick just leads to using your fingers in place of one. Not always as satisfying

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>>729812511
tongue is way better than fingers, but still a poor substitute for a dedicated 'fuck things' organ

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>>729812329
>at least you've got one
>alternative is superior vagina

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>>729812742
but I can't jam my vagina deep into someone's rectum...

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>>729812901
The struggle is real *pats your back*

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>>729812901
Strap on!

The trannies are back... Time for me to leave

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>ITT: Guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys

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>>729813151
I knew it!

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Hey gents.

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>>729813151
grass is always greener, eh?

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>>729813291
howdy

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>>729813291
Heya!

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>>729813397
Hey Sunny.

>>729813406
Howdy.

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>>729813086
Always wanted to have a go with one
but again, there's no way its as fun as having a real dick, can't feel it, can't pump stuff full of hot goo

>>729813703
I saw that in a video somewhere like last night

>>729813791
Bad Dragon, Cumtube, Cumlube
You can shoot hot goo, you still lack the feeling.

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>>729813791
Vibrators are nice

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>>729813970
>>729813975
I wish I had money for sex toys
all I have is a ps4 controller....

>>729814371
If you have any kind of job they are a really healthy investment, so really consider them. Even if you are a neet on money your family gives you, like me.
I have a few myself and won't be missing pussy or dick any time soon. Just the companionship

Cheers

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>>729814967

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>>729814937
Feels good having money and a job :3

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>>729814937
Yeah I've been eyeing some bad dragon products for a while now, really though it's the companionship I'm pining for

>>729815119
Damn, I didn't even know of the better pic. Im saving this!

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>>729815167
Yeah I think its what most of us miss the most. Companionship...

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>>729815491

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>>729815372
I just want someone to hug me
and hold me
and sit on my face

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>>729815570
which takes priority? the hugging or face sitting? ;3

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>>729815570
That escalated appropriately.


My pro strat is to just convince myself I don't deserve companionship. See, then I can tell myself I don't really miss it terribly :D :D :D

>>729812120
bigdix

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>>729815678
guess

>>729815720
I think most people deserve companionship
really the only ones who don't are those who use and abuse others

unfortunately it seems like those types usually get it...

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>>729815954
Face sitting. I'll take notes

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>>729815954
See, I'm in the camp where I know I use and abuse people, so I actively avoid companionship now. It really works out better that way.

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>>729815898
oh hey, is that you puzzle lover?

how's life?

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>>729816149
I'm likely not the droid you're looking for, but I do love puzzle. Life's going good. Back to work for the first time in six days

I would like some hugs, but then I would have to take a bath for the third time today to erase any memories of said hug x'D
And tbh, people are either abused or abusers. And after being abused, most turn abusers even if it's only for a little period.

You have to turn an abuser so they stick with you because they are addicted to that shit. Then you end up feeling bad because you wanted a hug that bad.
Life is good. But ice cream is better

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>>729816103
I really never got that vibe from you
dunno if that's really true about you, or if it's just continued self-deprecation

>>729816299
I do like ice cream

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>>729816420
It's actually more a self-destructive thing. I let people get really close to me and then I just totally blow it up. It's not a good look.

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>>729816101
That girl is so cute, any more of her?

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>>729816579
Char is Nevaeh: https://e621.net/post/index/1/nevaeh

>>729812246
>have no choice with your peepee skin
>be a man
>be obsessed with animals

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>>729816579
No sadly that was my only one

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>>729816299
I wish I could disagree with you
I'd like to think people can have fulfilling, mutually beneficial relationships

but I really haven't seen much to support that...

>>729816645
Thank you so much

>>729816709
Aww, okay

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>>729816540
I'm sorry
I hope you're able to work to fix that

My issue seems to be finding people willing to get close to me in the first place

>>729813694
Nice feet

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>>729816709

>>729815954
I get it!

>>729816299
C A N C E R

>>729816670
I'm uncircumcised and am the other 2.

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>>729816754
Focus on the bright side like the other anon did.
Ice cream is good like all the little things in life

>>729817011
Are people not willing? Or are you subconsciously not letting them?

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>>729817662
I don't know, I'm scared of people so I tend to avoid them as a whole
Makes it hard to make a connection with anyone

I think the few people I do ever see pick up on my anxiety as well, and avoid me because of it

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>>729813791
The real thing really doesn't feel like much, at least for the circumcised.

>>729818021
Well that's kinda the Catch 22 isn't it? Scared to talk to people, but then nobody knows you're out there. You'll notice that the only people who say "just go make some friends" are the ones that are so likable that they've never had to.

I will say though, if your feelings scare away someone, they're not worth a significant part of your time. Too many people seem keen on only wanting what could best be described as mutual boot-licking rather than thick and thin friendship.

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>>729817142
Thanks mate!

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>>729818402
oh yeah
pretty sure that's the point of the procedure - discourage masturbation, population control

really fucked up in my opinion, can't believe it's still a routine thing here, while the equivalent female procedure will get you life in prison

I think there's some research being done into restoration using stem cells and such, no idea if that's actually viable or not

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>>729818021
See, my problem is I actively push people away. Up side is people love me as a person because I'll always be THAT guy. Downside is that I'll never be close to anyone that I'm not already and those I'm close to are best friends that I dare don't try anything with. Inverse attraction is a bitch like that

>>729818402
Are you sure about that? I'm circumcised and I definitely feel something.

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>>729818659
yeah...

honestly wish I could wear a burqa or something here, I feel so much better when I can cover my face and body

not really the best idea given I live in Texas, though...

>>729819190
You don't seem that way online though. Is it more so face-to-face that bothers you?

I'll be back later. Maybe. Probably not.

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>>729819785
See ya, 8.

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>>729819507
Yeah I dunno why, but being around strangers in person, especially large groups, just triggers my fight or flight response. I get panicky and can't think straight. For some reason wearing a mask or costume ameliorates those feelings significantly, I really don't know why... And of course when I'm calmer I have a much easier time getting through conversations and the like.

>>729819785
ok, take care

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get the satellite if you want to see me

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>>729820183
Hey Fluffy, how goes it?

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>>729820183
hello

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>>729820246
Not great today.

It's somebody's birthday and I kind of wish I were dead. But I finished two classes

It's been a rollercoaster

>>729820326
Hey Sunshine