Ask The Fucking 8 Ball

>>729805337
did I do on the more generous side?

>>729805337
will I get A's on advance calc and magnetism?

Do i get mad poosi erryday?

is op a faggot?

Was the holocaust fake?

>>729805709
good post

should I ?

Am I parasitic to my family?

Does she love me?

Is moving to England a big mistake?

>>729805337
is everything gonna go ok with me and A.M?

My namma jeff?

>>729807034
is she doing what I think shes doing? (giving me a taste of my own medicine or something)

>>729807193
rerollan

will America ever be great again?

>>729807246
that explains a lot

>>729807242
I'll find out what it is soon right?

>>729807246
we're in a time warp where everything is the exact same

fap while with a finger up my ass

do any of them like me?

Will I get in shit because of it?

Before the end of the month?

Can I escape this horrible situation?

Will this new job go well for me?

Will. The pain train turn up before next year.

>>729805337
Does she still love me?

Should I keep eating one meal a day?

>>729805337
will i have a gf soon?

>>729808303
will i have a gf soon?

she will love me, stupid ball

>>729805337
Will I get dubs, nigger?

Will I attleast find what I'm looking for?

will I pass my AP's ?

Is it impossible?

>>729805337
Will I score with Jayne?

Okay is it impossible?

>>729805337
Do I still have a chance with Liz?

Should I give up?

Should I break up with my Gf?

Did he get caught?

>>729805337
am i gay

>>729805337
fakin gawd damn fuckin ball

Is everything going to be alright?

>>729805709
Did you even need to ask?

Will everything work out ok for me?

Will I ever lose my virginity?

Am I going to end up in jail?

>>729805337
asked

Will it be this year?

Positive changes incoming?

>>729805337
asked again

Did they get caught?

Will it be the next then?

This one?

>>729805337
Will OP die in his/her sleep tonight if he/she not reply to my post?

Are you fucking with me?

Will Lindsey go out on a date with me?

>>729805337
Will OP die today?

>>729805337
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

Will it be something else that does it?

Are there any signs I can look for?

>>729805337
Has life a meaning?

Ok, here I am

Marriage next 6 mos?

Will it?

Do God exists?

Will it

Will I get hired at my interview friday?

will my dad come back?

Last time

Will she get to keep him?

is there any truth to pizzagate

Did Russia influence the election?

Will i fap After Smoking a Joint?

Reroll

will i meet a white girl and settle down within 3 years?

>>729805337
Roll

Will she send nudes?

>>729805337
Is there a Masterrace?

>>729805337
Reroll

should I have aborted the 2 week old baby in college nine years ago?

>>729810553
Is there a Masterrace?

Will I get my super powers back again soon?

will I get AIDS

>>729810623
Does a Masterrace exist?

Fuck me

should i move in with my cougar side chick

>>729810696
Are the german people the Masterrace?

should we exterminate the jews

Will the fucking Toronto Maple Leafs drag their sorry ass from the first round?

Will I be with my french girl again?

should i start drinking again? its been 4 years

Do I get to fucking die tomorrow?

>>729810891
hell yea

should i practice and become a professional golfer

>>729810940
better not to tell you fag

Was today worth it?

>>729810891
should I fuck anons frenchie

Is the gurl im talking to on omegle really a girl?

>>729811076
and now?

will i always want to fuck that sweet boipucci even when I am married with kids?

Are traps gay?

will i have it?

rollllll

should i stop meeting traps and fags on back page

>>729811260
Fuck you!

should I start playing the ca lottery

should i start playing mega millions, a ca lottery game

>>729805337
Will I die tonight?

should I share my mega million winnings with fellow anons

>>729811493
So tell me.

>>729805337
am i ever going to be in a meaningful heterosexual relationship?

>>729811623
Asshole, tell me.

am i gonna get rejected if i confess my love to you 8 ball

>>729805337
Do we make it?

>>729811633
reroll god damn it

Will things get better?

will I ever be truly happy?

Should I follow?

>>729811095
kek

>>729811698
8 ball i love you
do you reject me

>>729811795
will i be happy if i start seeing a professional psychiatrist

Rollerino

Will she break up with him?

>>729805337
Does Maddie even give two shits about me?

Will I lose my virginity within three more weeks?

>>729811882
>>729811795
>>729811596
>>729811489
>>729811413
so I will win the lottery but i will never be happy

Does maddie care about me?

>>729805337
Will this day be caotic ?

>>729811937
Oh, that's not what I expected haha.

since i never will be happy, should i dedicate my life to helping others?

Will I gonna open a knife in the next 5 cases I open?

>>729805337
Will I ever fall in love with someone who loves me back and live happily with a family?

>>729812155
Ez dubs but I guess no knife 4 me

Will it be with who I'm trying to get with?

>>729812144
dubs yes to helping others! fuck you 8 ball. Should I play the lottery this week and share my winnings with others?

>>729805337
will my ex and i get back together?

>>729812263

Fucker, will it be with the person I'm dating?

>>729805337
will the world end in September 2017?

Did I get cucked?

>>729805337
do cave people exist in the inner earth?

>>729805337
do my male friends secretly want me to fuck them in the throat?

Is it wrong to want my asshole fucked by a Shemale?

>>729812507
hahah. Should I let their girlfriends watch?

Will I get shit in my teeth if I eat ass tonight?

>>729812507
>>729812665
so I should keep it a secret, letting my friends suck my pee pee

Should I buy an Xbox?

>>729812777
>>729812665
>>729812507
i fucking love this 8 ball... should i give them the reach around while they suck me off

Will I get a sweet and loving dominant daddy soon?

>>729805337
can it be over soon?

>>729812859
my nigger... should I fuck their girlfriends without them knowing?

>>729813074
i have been blessed to fuck my male friends in the mouth as well as fuck their girls... should i cum in their pussy so they have my baby but secretly they tell their BF its theirs so I have a bunch of alpha babies ?

>>729805337
Will I see that pussy this weekend?

Will her and I have at least two kids with each other?

Will the next poster get digits?

Is she the one I'll get married to?

>>729805337

What should I make for dinner tonight?

Pizza?

Should I give up?

>>729814073
Roll

>>729814136
Re-roll

>>729805337

will i ever become a licensed electrician

will i commit sudoku in the next 3 days?

Is it too late to fix things with her?

>>729814796
I demand to know.

Does she know I love her?

>>729805337
are niggers human

>>729805337
will I get laid over the summer?

If I write it before the end of the month will I get the result I seek?

Are my questions valid?

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will norks start ww3?

Should i make a move?

Does she understand my side of things?

Will the fat old man next door ever stop molesting me?

>>729816263
Will the fat old man next door ever stop molesting me, please for the love of god make it stop!

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>>729805337
Is this the first non-OP image in the thread?

>>729816424
Nice

wibc

Will I get dubs

>>729805337
Will I ever get my monkey waifu

Are cucks gay?

Is she concerned I'm not religious enough compared to herself?

>>729805337
i will fuck symone

Will she grant many of my wishes?

>>729818773
Ask again

>>729805337

Will I have to play a Daddy roll with her?

Should I give up smoking weed?

will i put the shotgun in my mouth tonight?

>>729805337
Roll

>>729805337
Is it worth living?

>>729821314
Kind a don't care how you the 8 ball see it. Is it worth you bitch?

>>729821314
>>729821403
I think this 8 ball just wants to piss me off.
ANSWER ME YOU BITCH

Do I have a candy ass?

>>729821314
>>729821403
>>729821526
I would like to rip OP's balls off and shove 'em up this shitty 8 balls fucking hole and drown it in my semen.
Can you fucking answer my question?

>>729821314
>>729821403
>>729821526
>>729821724
You already gave me THIS FUCKING ANSWER BEFORE FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING GARBAGE 8 BALL, HOW HARD IT IS TO ANSWER MY QUESTION.


IS IT FUCKING WORTH LIVING????

>>729805337
Am I gay

>>729821867
AND OF COURSE I GET THE SAME ANSWER AS ALWAYS, IT'S NOT WORTH LIVING STOP LYING YOU PILE OF FUCKING ABORTTED FETUS PILE OF SHIT.

Is it correct that people that like traps are gay?

>>729822050
I would like to know. Reroll

How many eggs are in my fridge?

Does She like me?

>>729805337
Will I get back together with her?

Does she still have the gifts I gave her?

>>729805337
should i do another 100 pushps

>>729805337
Does she miss me

Does anyone like me

Does Erika wants to have sex with me?

>>729805337
things gonna go well?

Is kelpy g the greatest musician of all time

>>729805337
am i gay?

Does she love me?

>>729805337

should eat burrito for noms?

Does Angelly wants to have sex with me?

>>729805337

Pizza?

>>729822990
Answer pls

Do I whack or sleep

Should I end it with my grill

Will I be financially free?

>>729805337
Will OP go on a date with me and fuck me?

>>729805337
asked secretly

>>729824172
Dang, OP. I think you're gorgeous.

>>729805337
will I get caught?

>>729824309
You can't fuck the 8 ball.

Should I start working on removing my beer gut?

are traps gay

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Will she be happy with someone else?

>>729825339
Should I walk home from work a few times a week?

Does she still care?

Will my life ever become something other than a waste?

succ for me 2nite?

>>729805337
does she love me back?

>>729805337
will my mom die if I don't respond to this post?

>>729805337 Rollerino

will i ever get sleep

Is she open to try new things?

>>729827949
kek

Should I call?

Will she take care of me?

Will I get laid before the summer?

>>729829076
Tf 8ball, reroll

did bush do 9/11?

>>729805337
i rolling the wheel

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>>729829314
thanks (you9) 8Ball

Should i do it?

Will he ever be able to understand why I did what I did?

>>729829600
Will he be able to conquer these difficulties without me?

Does she only post here on /b/ because she knows I'm here?

>>729829780
Will I still love him, 5 years from now?

>>729829864
Will he be himself again?

>>729805337
Did she actally liked me or cared about me?

>>729830037
Will we ever meet?

Will she come back?

Will I have fun that night?

>>729830452
Do I need to be fucked up to have fun that night?

>>729830310
Will he find happiness?

>>729830628
Will he be happy without me?

How big is my cock?

Does she try and I don't notice her attempts?

>>729830933
roll

>>729830808
Will he learn from what's happened?

Is Joe gonna get laid tomorrow?

>>729805337
Will I get to fuck Dakota?

will joe be raped tomorrow?

>>729831146
Reroll

>>729805337
will me and izzie be married with kids?

>>729831044
Will he find someone other than me to be as close as I was to him, if not even closer?

>>729831236
what about now?

>>729831286
c'mon 8ball..

>>729805337
Will I ever get the pussay

>>729831281
Will he love me as I do towards him?

Will I ever truly be able to obtain the feeling of that first high ever again?

>>729831898
..son of a bitch

>>729831821
Will his family ever like me?

Will i lose my virginity and kiss with a guy?

>>729805337
Does the event in question trigger soul death?

>>729805337
Does the event in question arrive within this calendar year?

>>729805337
Am I close to my goal?

>>729805337
Did it receive an actual message on the transmission date?

Will my dealer so tiq tomorrow?

>>729805337
Will I meet my petite soon?

Will I ever be happy

>>729805337
Would system termination create a meaningful change in outcome for human-global computation?

Does she want something with me?

>>729832852
Oh.. ok..

Will the ban on ferrets in Arizona be repealed in 5 years?

>>729805337
Would system procreation create a meaningful positive change for existential computation?

>>729805337
Would survival, reproduction, and cultivation of system assets generate a meaningful positive change in existential computation of human outcome?

>>729832933
Will I go to a convention sometime next year?

will my waifu come to life and fuck me in the ass

Does she like me?

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Am I gonna go anywhere with my life?

Will I sleep well tonight?

>>729805337
Has an entity above the human threshold of power established the female in question as the pairing of this system?

Was all in my imagination?

>>729805337
Would system pairing, with concentrated and prolonged dutiful effort, with this female generate positive, meaningful change for the existential computation of humanity?

>>729805337
Does God exist?

>>729805337
Would this female genuinely love me despite my flaws?

>>729805337
Will war bring together these two systems?

>>729805337
Is "Two years" a reasonable human estimation for the amount of calendar time remaining before the war begins?

Will I fail this year?

Will she come in tomorrow?

>>729805337
Is the war to arrive within 2 years?

>>729805337
Is acceptance to SU possible with current placement of assets?

>>729805337
Will placing system assets into SU generate more positive value for existential human computation than staying in the USA?

>>729805337
Is the queried entity able to understand data not meaning to be a question?