How far have you got with a girl /b/ ?

>>729800639
sex

>>729800639
Further than you, faggot.

Impregnated!

>>729800639
Inside

>>729800906
Licked tit and felt bare pussy?

>>729800639
Age: 29
Held hands once and almost got to sex after trying to kiss her cheek.

>>729800639

All the way to abortion.

>>729800639
Far enough to tie her up in a chair and decorate her pussy lips with clothes pins while I ate her.

>>729800639
A what?

>>729800639
2 kids

'Bout 500 miles. Then 500 more.

>>729800639
femdomed and enjoyed. gentle fdom tho. no pegging or ballbusting shit. just dominative sex (handcuffs, slaps, pulled hair etc).

that's the further ive been. i'm 22.

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Fucked her right in the pussy
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>>729800639
a what?

>>729800639
all the way, mannnn

>>729800639
Usually fuck gf every night, but it gets boring. The other night I stuck a dildo in her while we were in the middle of sex. She seems kind of into it but was like "okay enough". My recommendation is find a girl who sex will never get boring with. I'm 25 and this shit sucks.

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>>729802249

>>729802671
Put on some fursuits

>>729800639
A girl smiled at me once, I had to go to the bathroom after

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>>729802909
>fursuits

>>729800639
I kissed a girl once when i was 10 but now girls wouldnt touch me with a 10 foot pole

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Stole her shit normie-tier memes.

I'm 31. I've had sex with ~25 girls. About I had to pay about 6 or 7 of them. About 12 were fat and I regret that.

So like 6 I don't regret.

Almost 20, had an awkward hug right before my first and only gf dumpled me

>>729800639

brofist

Nut in her butt

at 15 i got hand jobs, sucked tits and fingered a girl and thats it

>>729800639
I'm to the point where she tricked me into marrying and having kids with her. I'm to the point where I fantasize about turning my car in to a telephone pole daily. U?

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>>729800639
She asked me if I wanted to go see a movie with her.
I accidentally touched her pussy when I went for the popcorn.
I tried to laugh it off, said "Oh, that's for later."
We never spoke again.

>>729804299
If you have life insurance, an hero. No payout.

>>729800639
Divorced

A chick just sent me her nudes last friday. By now i'm waiting to meet her on college to try some sexual thing.

>>729804299
Hey, that's a pretty familiar refrain if I've ever heard one. Suicide pact?

Dated 3 had sex with 4

>>729800639
hmm let's see here:

fucking, anal, bjs, ass to mouth, threesome, pussy to pussy to ass to pussy to mouth etc.. eating while fucking and also watching tv, watching porn and fucking, road head, fucking next to chicks passed out kids, fucking near her parents, choke fucking girl who was scared of heights over 4th story balcony while people below tried to have nice dinners at their little bistro tables, daddy daughter role play, fucked a cucks wife, banging older women in my teens and teens in my 30s, (I'm 34) sex for 14 hours 3 times with only a few 15 minute breaks, fucking pregnant chicks, fucked the girl next door, fucked my friend who was considered family and my "little sister" got nudes from another "little sister" cousin gave me the she wanted to fuck vibe but I never did anything with it. Fucked an ex friends mom for revenge. fucked a token french girl most of the races an american indian. bloody back scratches, cuffs, choke fucking, fisting, dildos. had three girls giggling walking in on my fucking my gf at a party talking to us while we fucked. fucked the mom of my sisters ex when he was in the hospital in critical condition and we were visting.

that about sums it up

>>729802671
No such thing

>>729803316
Maybe try 9 year olds then. They are probably less sophisticated than 10 year olds

>>729804790
Why was she sitting in the popcorn bucket?

>>729802671

I could never date someone who was vanilla.

>>729800639
I once received head from my friend with a condom on.
Would that be consider loosing your virginty? Or I'm a still a faggot?

>>729805631
It was across her legs, I missed.

A few complements, laugh at my jokes, and like a hug. Wait I've had a girl give me a love note in 9th grade, but she was black so I threw it away. I've fucked myself and didn't realize it, God forgive me.

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>>729800639
We went all the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.

>>729805718

Still a faggot.

>>729805345
oh yeah and i forgot i also got my kids mom pregnant. (we planned it)

oh and i fucked 3 girls in one day about 3 times

oh and i fucked a couple lesbians

oh and took 6 girls virginities one of which was 26 the youngest 14

>>729805815
Man... Could of had some nice black juicy pussy.

>>729805789
That would have been pretty hilarious. I might have to steal that move.

>>729805988

How old were you with the 14 year old?

>>729800639

all the way to yorba linda

>>729806119
46

>>729805988
I should also mention I have every nude I've ever been given or took and every porn ive ever made backed up on a hard drive. I plan on sharing the entire contents when most of the chicks are too old to give a shit.

>>729800639
we held hands all the way to her place. it was really intense.

Touched boob. Was nice.

>>729805988
>i also got my kids mom pregnant
you don't say?

>>729806198
Please do! Nedd some of that OC

A friend showed me nudes of a girl he was dating back in 11th grade, they are still dating.

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>>729800639
I hugged a girl once, almost got a heart attack

>>729806119
17 I dont know how shit is in highschool now but back then there was a stigma dating a freshman as a senior but I was like fuck it. Sexy little rebellious 5'1 blonde chick I met at a youth group I decided to go to with some friends for some retarded reason.

>>729806177
dudes trollin.. i was 17

>>729806060
Wasn't funny then.
Especially where I didn't get laid.

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>>729805345
>>729805988

>>729806839
100% true and I'm leaving out all kinds of shit.

This is what happens when your a nympho with ocd tendencies

A few friends and I decided to go to the beach once in summer. Since we only had one car we had to travel packed. Some friend had invited a decently average girl who had to seat in my lap. The whole trip I had a raging boner with a pre cum stain in my shorts when we arrived. I had to quickly get in the water to get rid of the cum stain. Till these day I dont know if my friends or even the cute girl notice. I furiously masterbate sometimes thinking about her ass pressing into my lap.

>>729807634
>ocd tendencies
the other stuff I believe.

this is just stupid if you think this is true about yourself.